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#ACH_CONDITION	<N><N>Condition: <COND>
#ACH_UNKNOWN	???
#ACH_UNKNOWN_DESC	You'll have to get it first.
#ACH_NAME_RIOT	RIOT
#ACH_DESC_RIOT	Read The Fucking Manual.
#ACH_COND_RIOT	Who needs rocket launching regulations anyway?
#ACH_NAME_LASERS	What did you expect?
#ACH_DESC_LASERS	Lasers are deadly.
#ACH_COND_LASERS	Die from a laser, probably?
#ACH_NAME_DIZZY	I'm feelin' Dizzy
#ACH_DESC_DIZZY	Instant transportation with wormholes ain't healthy.
#ACH_COND_DIZZY	Use a single wormhole 20 times in a row.
#ACH_NAME_BEER	Barman, beer!
#ACH_DESC_BEER	Hand over yer money and get some booze.
#ACH_COND_BEER	Spend some spare coins for unhealthy drinks.
#ACH_NAME_RAINING_MAN	It's raining men!
#ACH_DESC_RAINING_MAN	Hallelujah!
#ACH_COND_RAINING_MAN	Find yourself trapped in an infinite fall.
#ACH_NAME_ROBBER	Hey! That's mine!
#ACH_DESC_ROBBER	Rob the old man.
#ACH_COND_ROBBER	Steal a rocketlauncher.
#ACH_NAME_BOOTS	Re-Boot
#ACH_DESC_BOOTS	But they are not your size.
#ACH_COND_BOOTS	Find a pair of new boots.
#ACH_NAME_AIRSHIP	Power up the Zeppelin
#ACH_DESC_AIRSHIP	"But this is a hot air balloon!" said programmer.
#ACH_COND_AIRSHIP	Exactly what is says on the tin.
#ACH_NAME_SKELETON_KEY	Skeletong Key
#ACH_DESC_SKELETON_KEY	It can open any door... Once.
#ACH_COND_SKELETON_KEY	Buy a Skeleton Key from merchant
#ACH_NAME_THE_GAME	404; Not found?
#ACH_DESC_THE_GAME	So uhh... Beat the game?
#ACH_COND_THE_GAME	Fly away.
#ACH_NAME_MARIO	Who says Mario?
#ACH_DESC_MARIO	Eating a mushroom wasn't a good idea
#ACH_COND_MARIO	Find the red mushroom.
#ACH_NAME_BANDAGE	Here, let me fix that
#ACH_DESC_BANDAGE	Bandages can fix anything.
#ACH_COND_BANDAGE	Apply a bandage to your zeppelin.
#ACH_NAME_PANTSU	I think this belongs to another castle
#ACH_DESC_PANTSU	Found behind a wall. Green panties with a cute little red insignia. They have no use.
#ACH_COND_PANTSU	You do realize she saw that, right?
#ACH_NAME_SECRET_KEY	Anothery key
#ACH_DESC_SECRET_KEY	But where I use it?
#ACH_COND_SECRET_KEY	Find the blue key
#ACH_NAME_TOUCH	I'LL TOUCH THAT!
#ACH_DESC_TOUCH	Freak out the scientist
#ACH_COND_TOUCH	Don't listen to the scientist.
#ACH_NAME_BROTHERHOOD	Pirate brotherhood
#ACH_DESC_BROTHERHOOD	And no, you're still not a pirate :P
#ACH_COND_BROTHERHOOD	Bring back faith in pirate's brotherhood to Capitan of "Revanche" ship.
#ACH_NAME_PLEASE	I told you Don't Touch Anything!
#ACH_DESC_PLEASE	Press da buttons 100 times
#ACH_COND_PLEASE	You were asked to not press them.