3D holography,"In photography, the smallest thing can be a great subject. The little, human detail can become a Leitmotiv.","Henri Cartier-Bresson"
3D holography,"To me, photography is the simultaneous recognition, in a fraction of a second, of the significance of an event.","Henri Cartier-Bresson"
Absinthe,"A glass of absinthe is as\npoetical as anything in the\nworld, what difference is\nthere between a glass of\nabsinthe and a sunset.","Oscar Wilde"
Absinthe,"Absinthe makes the tart\ngrow fonder.","Ernest Dowson"
Absinthe,"I sit at my door, smoking\na cigarette and sipping\nmy absinthe, and I enjoy\nevery day without a care in\nthe world.","Paul Gaugain"
Absinthe,"I've had absinthe and\nfelt nothing, but\ncognac, ooooh boy.",""
Absinthe present,"Bite my shiny metal ass!","Bender"
Absinthe present,"Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk!","Bender"
Abstention,"A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention...","Ambrose Bierce"
Adamantite,"My Precious","Gollum"
Adventurers,"Adventure is just bad planning.","Roald Amundsen"
Adventurers,"I am not an adventurer by choice but by fate.","Vincent van Gogh"
Air,"Disappointments are to the soul what a thunderstorm is to the air.","Friedrich Schiller"
Air,"Water, air, and cleanness are the chief articles in my pharmacy.","Napoleon Bonaparte"
Air conditioner,"Any attempt to adjust the air conditioner will make it worse.","Unknown"
Air conditioner,"It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.","Garrison Keillor"
Air conditioner,"The peculiar malaise of our day is air-conditioned unhappiness, the staleness and stuffiness of machine-made routine.","Eugene B. Borowitz"
Airplane,"Airplane travel is nature's\nway of making you look\nlike your passport photo.","Al Gore"
Airplane,"How can you practice\ndancing in an airplane?\nThere's a law against it.","George Murphy"
Airplane,"I made an airplane out\nof stone... I always did\nlike staying home.","Shel Silverstein"
Airplane,"It is now possible for a\nflight attendant to\nget a pilot pregnant.","Richard J. Ferris"
AK-47,"I made it to protect the motherland.","Mikhail Kalashnikov"
AK-47,"Man keeps inventing things all the time.","Mikhail Kalashnikov"
AK-47,"Terrorists also want to use simple and reliable arms.","Mikhail Kalashnikov"
AK-47,"The negative side is that sometimes it is beyond control","Mikhail Kalashnikov"
Alcoholic,"An alcoholic is someone who\nyou do not like who drinks\nas much as you do.","Dylan Thomas"
Alcoholic,"I have taken more out of\nalcohol than alcohol\nhas taken out of me.","Sir Winston Churchill"
Alcoholic,"Reality is an illusion\ncaused by lack of alcohol.","Unknown"
Alcoholic,"Two great European\nnarcotics, alcohol\nand Christianity.","Friedrich Nietzsche"
Alien,"I love playing an alien.","Sigourney Weaver"
Altruism,"Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.","Richard Dawkins"
Android,"Congratulations! You have created another version of Android!",""
Angel,"In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.","George Bernard Shaw"
Angel,"We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another.","Lucretius"
Animal,"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.","George Orwell"
Animal,"Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.","George Bernard Shaw"
Animal,"Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.","Charles Robert Darwin"
Animal,"Every creature is a word of God.","Meister Eckhart"
Animal,"Man is a reasoning Animal.","Lucius Annaeus Seneca"
Animal,"Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to.","Mark Twain"
Animal,"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.","Samuel Butler"
Animal,"The dog is the only animal that has seen his god.","Unknown"
Animal,"The lion is not so fierce as painted.","Thomas Fuller"
Ant,"The ant is knowing and wise,\nbut he doesn't know enough\nto take a vacation.","Clarence Day"
Ant,"Though your enemy is\nthe size of an ant,\nregard him as an elephant.","Danish Proverb"
Antibiotics,"The trouble with being a\nhypochondriac these days is\nthat antibiotics have cured all\nthe good diseases.","Caskie Stinnett"
Apple,"Since Eve ate the apple,\nmuch depends on dinner.","Lord George Gordon Byron"
Apple,"We are born believing.\nA man bears beliefs,\nas a tree bears apples.","Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Aqualung,"I do an awful lot of scuba diving. I love to be on the ocean, under the ocean. I live next to the ocean.","James Cameron"
Aqualung,"The best way to observe a fish is to become a fish.","Jacques Cousteau"
Aqualung,"The happiness of the bee and the dolphin is to exist. For man it is to know that and to wonder at it.","Jacques-Yves Cousteau"
Aqualung,"The impossible missions are the only ones which succeed.","Jacques Cousteau"
Arable,"Lots of ground has\nbeen plowed by\nbalky horses.","Unknown"
Arable,"Plow deep while\nsluggards sleep.","Unknown"
Arable,"Pray for a good harvest,\nbut keep on plowing.","Unknown"
Armor,"There is no armor against fate.","James Shirley"
Artificial heart,"A broken hand works, but not a broken heart.","Proverb"
Artificial heart,"Civilizations proceed from the heart rather than from the head.","Mark Twain"
Artificial heart,"God's got your back when you give Him your heart.","Debra Roberts"
Artificial heart,"Gratitude is the heart's memory.","Proverb"
Artificial heart,"When the hand ceases to scatter, the heart ceases to pray.","Irish Sayings"
Artificial heart,"Without the heart, there can be no understanding between the hand and the mind.","Madonna"
Ash,"Ashes to ashes\ndust to dust.","Proverb"
Ash,"Humans to ashes\nPeople to dust\nIt's all because\nIn God we trust.","Sanjay Singh"
Ash,"I am ashes where once\nI was fire.","Lord George Gordon Byron"
Ash,"I tell you the past\nis a bucket of ashes.","Carl Sandburg"
Ash_lost,"Ashes to ashes dust to dust.","Proverb"
Ash_lost,"Humans to ashes\nPeople to dust\nIt's all because\nIn God we trust.","Sanjay Singh"
Ash_lost,"I am ashes where once I was fire.","Lord George Gordon Byron"
Ash_lost,"I tell you the past\nis a bucket of ashes.","Carl Sandburg"
Assassin,"Assassination is the\nextreme form of censorship.","George Bernard Shaw"
Assassin,"That which does not kill me\nhad better be able\nto run away damn fast.","Unknown"
Assassin,"thou shalt not kill","The Bible"
Assassin,"You'd think a sociopath\nassassin wouldn't have\na fan following but he does.","Laurell K. Hamilton"
Assembly line,"An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.","Henry Ford"
Assembly line,"As we advance in life we learn the limits of our abilities.","Henry Ford"
Assembly line,"Before everything else, getting ready is the secret of success.","Henry Ford"
Assembly line,"Money is like an arm or leg - use it or lose it.","Henry Ford"
Assembly line,"There are no big problems, there are just a lot of little problems.","Henry Ford"
Assembly line,"When I can't handle events, I let them handle themselves.","Henry Ford"
Assembly line,"Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you're right.","Henry Ford"
Assembly line,"You don't build a reputation on what you're going to do.","Henry Ford"
Assistance,"He has a right to criticize, who has a heart to help.","Abraham Lincoln"
Assistance,"If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them.","Dalai Lama"
Astral,"...","The Silent King"
Astral,"I can forge planes with my power! I can unmake you!","The Transcendent One"
Astronaut,"An astronaut is the world's\nmost advanced backpacker","Tony Follari"
Astronaut,"That's one small step\nfor a man, one giant\nleap for mankind.","Neil Armstrong"
ATM,"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.","Spike Milligan"
ATM,"I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.","Pablo Picasso"
ATM,"If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can't buy.","Proverb"
ATM,"Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.","Unknown"
Audio cassette,"I kept it for years. Then I made a cassette copy, and then a CD.","Jerry Wexler"
Audio cassette,"If I ever die of a heart attack, I hope it will be from playing my stereo too loud.","Source Unknown"
Audio cassette,"Wine is like music, ... If you're not listening, it doesn't matter what's playing on the stereo.","Karen MacNeil"
Axe,"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.","Albert Einstein"
Axe_lost,"The latest refinements of science are linked with the cruelties of the Stone Age.","Winston Churchill"
B52,"If you want an interesting\nparty sometime, combine\ncocktails and a fresh box\nof crayons for everyone.","Robert Fulghum"
B52,"The really important things\nare said over cocktails\nand are never done.","Peter F. Drucker"
Bacteria,"Support bacteria;\nit is the only culture\nwe have left.","Bumper sticker"
Bacteria,"Why did the amoeba cross\nthe road?\nIt was time to split.",""
Bacteria,"Why did the bacteria\nlie down?\nHe was feeling\na little flushed.",""
Band-aid,"I'm not there to fix him, give him chicken soup or put a bandage on.","Kym Bernache"
Band-aid,"Learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to them. Bandage remedies never last.","Jack Nicklaus"
Band-aid,"Mr. Greenspun's approach is a Bandage, ... a Bandage in the wrong place.","Robert Ross"
Band-aid,"We're a big mental health Bandage.","Bill Cook"
Bank,"A bank is a place that\nwill lend you money if you\ncan prove that you don't\nneed it.","Bob Hope"
Bank,"It is a wise man who lives\nwith money in the bank,\nit is a fool who dies\nthat way.","French Proverb"
Bar code,"Keep your shop and your shop will keep you.","Proverb"
Bar code,"She's a typical girl. She loves shoes. She loves going shoe shopping, right in mom's closet.","Curtis Jackson"
Bar code,"Shop for security over happiness and we buy it at that price.","Richard Bach"
Bard,"You can cage the singer but not the song.","Harry Belafonte"
Bastet,"The goddess of joy, happiness, love, feminine beauty, fertility, and home and hearth, depicted as a cat or a woman with a cat’s head.",""
Bazooka,"A bazooka is the skeleton key of the impatient","Will Timmins"
Beach,"At night the sharks came in close to the beach, hunting at the edge of the Stream",""
Beach,"One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach.","Anne Spencer"
Beer,"Life isn't all\nbeer and skittles.","Hughes Thomas"
Beer,"Prohibition makes you want\nto cry in your beer, and\ndenies you the beer to\ncry into.","Don Marquis"
Beer,"The mouth of a perfectly\nhappy man is filled\nwith beer.","Proverb"
Beer present,"Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk!","Bender"
Beetle,"Waiter, waiter!\nThere's a beetle in my soup.\nSorry, sir, we're out of\nflies today.",""
Beetle,"What did the spider say\nto the beetle?\nStop bugging me.",""
Berries,"Oh, berries! What a splendid present!","The Village"
Big bang theory,"The Big Bang theory was controversial because many scientists thought it had philosophical and even religious overtones they didn't like.",""
Bikini,"It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now.","Puff Daddy"
Bikini,"Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.","Aaron Levenstein"
Bikini,"This bikini made me a success.","Ursula Andress"
Bird,"A bird does not sing\nbecause it has an answer.","Proverb"
Bird,"A bird in the hand\nis bad table manners.","Proverb"
Bird,"A bird in the hand\nis worth two in the bush.","Proverb"
Bird,"Birds of a feather\nwill gather together.","Robert Burton"
Bird,"God gives every bird a\nworm, but he does not\nthrow it into the nest.","Proverb"
Bird,"Hast thou named all the\nbirds without a gun?","Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Bird,"If I keep a green bough\nin my heart\nthe singing bird will come.","Proverb"
Bird,"If one cannot catch\nthe bird of paradise,\nbetter take a wet hen.","Nikita Khruschev"
Bird,"The bird chooses the tree,\nnot the tree the bird.","Proverb"
Bird,"The shell must break\nbefore the bird can fly.","Lord Alfred Tennyson"
Birth,"After your death you will be what you were before your birth.","Arthur Schopenhauer"
Birth,"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.","Gracie Allen"
Birth,"Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.","Chuck Palahniuk"
Black box,"It's a big black box.","David Welch"
Black box,"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.","Stephen Wright"
Black sail,"Even pirates, before they attack another ship, hoist a black flag.","Bela Kiraly"
Black sail,"Thats what a ship is, you know. Its not a keel and a hull and a deck and sails. Thats what a ship needs. But what a ship is. What the Black Pearl really is . . . is freedom.","Johnny Depp"
Blood,"Blood alone moves\nthe wheels of history.","Benito Mussolini"
Blood,"Blood is thicker than water.","Sir Walter Scott"
Blood,"Blood's not thicker\nthan money.","Groucho Marx"
Blood,"My blood ran cold.","Proverb"
Blood,"The ink of the scholar\nis more holy than\nthe blood of the martyr.","Prophet Muhammad"
Blood,"The tongue like\na sharp knife...\nKills without drawing blood.","Gautama Buddha"
Blood,"You can't squeeze blood\nout of a turnip.","Proverb"
Boat,"A rising tide\nlifts all boats.","Proverb"
Boat,"Do not seek storms.\nThey will find you.","Sterling G. Ellsworth"
Boat,"It's the man who waits\nfor his ship to come in\nwho's always missing\nthe boat.","Unknown"
Boat,"Vessels large may venture\nmore, But little boats\nshould keep near shore.","Benjamin Franklin"
Boiler,"We boil at\ndifferent degrees.","Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Bones,"Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.","Adam Smith"
Book,"A book is a garden\ncarried in the pocket.","Proverb"
Book,"A book, tight shut,\nis but a block of paper.","Proverb"
Book,"A man is himself-plus\nthe books he reads.","Proverb"
Book,"Beware of a man\nof one book.","Proverb"
Book,"One who knows books\nhas four eyes.","Proverb"
Book,"Only one book is\nworth reading: the heart.","Ajahn Chah"
Bow,"Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow.","Bill Moyers"
Bow_lost,"Hunting, fishing, drawing, and music occupied my every moment. Cares I knew not, and cared naught about them.","John Audubon"
Bow_lost,"I am not personally opposed to a hunt. I am not a hunter. I have never hunted.","Lisa Jackson"
Bra,"I didn't even know my bra size until I made a movie.","Angelina Jolie"
Bra,"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.","Dolly Parton"
Bra,"You know it's a bad day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.","Unknown"
Brains present,"Don't worry the zombies are looking for brains, you're safe..",""
Brains present,"Give me your hand and we'll walk towards the sunset","Unknown zombie"
Brains present,"Great Minds Taste alike","Unknown zombie"
Bread,"Bread feeds the body,\nindeed, but flowers feed\nalso the soul.","Prophet Muhammad"
Bread,"God gave teeth;\nHe will give bread.","Proverb"
Bread,"If the people have no bread,\nlet them eat cake.","Marie Antoinette"
Bread,"Never fall out with\nyour bread and butter.","Proverb"
Bread,"The rich worry over their\nmoney, the poor over\ntheir bread.","Proverb"
Bricks,"Am I talking to\na brick wall.","Proverb"
Bricks,"Half-truths are like\nhalf a brick -\nthey can be thrown farther.","Hyman George Rickover"
Bricks,"I can't make bricks\nwithout clay.","Sherlock Holmes"
Bricks,"I found Rome a city\nof bricks and left it\na city of marble.","Augustus Caesar"
Bricks_lost,"I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.","Caesar Augustus"
Bricks_lost,"Some look at a brick and see something to break a window with, others look at a brick and see the building blocks of a great building","Richard Bellzon"
Bricks_lost,"With hope in our hearts and bricks in our hands","Rise Against"
Bubble gum,"Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.","Hank Ketcham"
Bubble gum,"It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.","Jerry Springer"
Bushes,"Over hill, over dale,\nThorough bush, thorough brier...\nI do wander everywhere.","William Shakespeare"
Bushes,"Stand still. The trees ahead and bush beside you are not lost.","Albert Einstein"
Butterfly,"Float like a butterfly,\nsting like a bee.","Muhammad Ali"
Butterfly,"There is nothing in a\ncaterpillar that tells you\nit's going to be a butterfly.","Buckminster Fuller"
Butterfly,"Who breaks a butterfly\non a wheel?","Alexander Pope"
Calm,"A ship does not sail with yesterday's wind.","Proverb"
Calm,"There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm.","Willa Cather"
Calmness,"Calmness is the cradle of power.","J.G.Holland"
Canvas,"A great artist can paint a great picture on a small canvas.","Charles Dudley Warner"
Car,"I'm sort of like a lame,\nsingle guy in a red\nsports car.","Billy Corgan"
Car,"Modern man drives a\nmortgaged car over a\nbond-financed highway\non credit-card gas.","Earl Wilson"
Car,"There are two things\nno man will admit\nhe cannot do well:\ndrive and make love.","Stirling Moss"
Car,"We all know that small\ncars are good for us.\nBut so is cod liver oil.\nAnd jogging.","Jeremy Clarkson"
Carcass,"It is meat, drink, and cloth to us.","Francois Rabelais"
Cart,"Don't put the cart\nbefore the horse.","Proverb"
Cart,"Simplicity is the\nultimate sophistication.","Leonardo da Vinci"
Castle,"There are no rules of architecture for a castle in the clouds.","Gilbert K. Chesterton"
Cat,"Cats were put into the world\nto disprove the dogma that\nall things were created to\nserve man.","Paul Gray"
Cat,"Everything comes to those\nwho wait... except a cat.","Mario Andretti"
Cat,"If you hold a cat by the\ntail you learn things you\ncannot learn any other way.","Mark Twain"
Cat_egypt,"If cats could talk, they wouldn't.","Nan Porter"
Cat_egypt,"When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me?","Michel de Montaigne"
Cave,"If the wind comes from an empty cave, it's not without a reason","Chinese proverb"
Cave,"In the candy cave imagination runs so free, So, Charlie, please will you go into the cave?","Charlie the Unikorn"
Caviar,"One can be unhappy before\neating caviar, even after,\nbut at least not during.","Irving Kristol"
Caviar,"Those big-shot writers\ncould never dig the fact\nthat there are more salted\npeanuts consumed than caviar.","Mickey Spillane"
CD,"In 2000 global sales of\nCD albums peaked at\n2.455 billion.","BBC News"
CD,"Standard diameter of a CD\nis 12cm because it must hold\nall of Beethoven's\n9th Symphony.","BBC News"
Cellophane,"Everything's plastic, we're all gonna die.","Elizabeth Wurtzel"
Cellophane,"I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.","Pete Townshend"
Cellophane,"It's all like an ocean! cried Dostoevski. I say it's all like cellophane.","Kurt Vonnegut"
Cellophane,"My stockbroker asked me something important today paper or plastic.","Jay Leno"
Cellphone,"If you're an actor,\neven a successful one,\nyou're still waiting\nfor the phone to ring.","Kevin Bacon"
Cellphone,"It's getting harder and\nharder to differentiate\nbetween schizophrenics and\npeople talking on a\ncell phone.","Bob Newhart"
Cellphone,"The telephone is a good way\nto talk to people without\nhaving to offer them a drink.","Fran Lebowitz"
Cement,"Friendship is the only\ncement that will ever\nhold the world together.","Woodrow Wilson"
Cement,"Life is a cement trampoline.","Howard Nordberg"
Cement,"Suffering is the\ntrue cement of love.","Paul Sabatier"
Censored,"Jokes for this element\nwere cut by censor.",""
Ceramics,"I thought clay must feel\nhappy in the good\npotter's hand.","Janet Fitch"
Ceramics,"It's not rocket science.","Proverb"
Chaos,"Chaos is a friend of mine.","Bob Dylan"
Chaos,"Real discoveries come from chaos.","Chuck Palahniuk"
Charity,"Charity creates a multitude of sins.","Oscar Wilde"
Charity,"Did universal charity prevail, earth would be a heaven, and hell a fable.","Charles Caleb Colton"
Chastity,"Chastity - you can carry it too far.","Mark Twain"
Cheerfulness,"Cheerfulness is the very flower of health.","Proverb"
Cheese,"Age is not important\nunless you're a cheese.","Helen Hayes"
Cheese,"How can anyone govern a\nnation that has two hundred\nand forty-six different\nkinds of cheese?","Charles De Gaulle"
Cheese,"What happens to the hole\nwhen the cheese is gone?","Bertolt Brecht"
Cigarette,"It is now beyond any doubt\nthat cigarettes are the\nbiggest cause of statistics.","Unknown"
Claws,"The fingers must be educated, the thumb is born knowing.","Marc Chagall"
Clay,"From wet clay where\nno seed will grow\nthe worm.","Elizabeth St. Jacques"
Clay,"No man ever wetted clay\nand then left it,\nas if there would be bricks\nby chance and fortune.","Plutarch"
Cliffs,"Let go over a cliff, die completely, and then come back to life - after that you cannot be deceived","Zen Proverb"
Cliffs,"We saw incredible features -- steep cliffs, overhanging cliffs, spires and many other things we had never seen","Don Brownlee"
Clock,"An alarm clock is a\ndevice that makes you\nrise and whine.","Unknown"
Clock,"Don't watch the clock;\ndo what it does.\nKeep going.","Sam Levenson"
Clothes_lost,"I made me a suit of clothes wholly of these skins","Robinson Crusoe"
Clothes_lost,"Upon these views I began to consider about putting the few rags I had, which I called clothes, into some order","Robinson Crusoe"
Clothing,"Clothes don't make a man,\nbut clothes have got many\na man a good job.","Herbert Harold Vreeland"
Clothing,"Clothes make the man.\nNaked people have little or\nno influence in society.","Mark Twain"
Clothing,"I don't design clothes,\nI design dreams.","Ralph Lauren"
Clothing,"In clothes we value novelty,\nin men, old age.","Proverb"
Clothing,"The true ornament of any\nperson is virtue,\nnot clothes or jewels.","Unknown"
Coal,"A diamond is a chunk\nof coal that made good\nunder pressure.","Proverb"
Coal,"As coals are to burning\ncoals, and wood to fire;\nso is a contentious man\nto kindle strife.","The Bible"
Coal,"Diamonds are only chunks\nof coal that stuck to\ntheir jobs, you see.","Minnie Richard Smith"
Coal,"Economy does not consist\nin saving the coal,\nbut in using the time\nwhile it burns.","Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Coconut,"I couldn't take much more of those coconuts. Coconut milk is a natural laxative. That's something Gilligan never told us.","Cast Away, the movie"
Coffee,"Coffee should be black\nas night, hot as hell,\nand strong as love.","Proverb"
Coffee,"Good communication is as\nstimulating as black coffee,\nand just as hard to\nsleep after.","Ann Morrow Lindbergh"
Commandments,"If God had been a liberal,\nwe wouldn't have had the\nTen Commandments - we'd\nhave the Ten Suggestions.","Malcolm Bradbury"
Commandments,"Ten commandments yet\nseven deadly sins: conflict?","Doug Coupland"
Compass,"If you have no compassion for yourself then you are not able of developing compassion for others.","Dalai Lama"
Compass,"Wandering aimlessly through life, in sort of a bliss is like using a compass without a directional needle","Tom Baker"
Computer,"Computers are stupid -\nthey do exactly\nwhat you tell them to do.","Unknown"
Computer,"If moral behavior were\nsimply following rules,\nwe could program a\ncomputer to be moral.","Samuel P. Ginder"
Computer,"Man is the most\nextraordinary computer\nof all.","John Fitzgerald Kennedy"
Computer,"Never trust a computer\nyou can't throw out a window.","Steve Wozniak"
Computer mouse,"Are we thinking here, or is this just so much pointing and clicking.","Unknown"
Computer mouse,"The modern human communicates better with his mouse than with his mouth.","Paul Carvel"
Computer mouse,"We feel like this is not hunting. It's clicking a mouse. You have to be there to be hunting.","Kirby Brown"
Concrete,"Clearly, then, the city\nis not a concrete jungle,\nit is a human zoo.","Desmond Morris"
Concrete,"Concrete is, essentially,\nthe color of bad weather.","William Hamilton"
Cone of cold,"Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.","Unknown"
Continence,"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.","Saint Augustine"
Cookies,"A balanced diet is a\ncookie in each hand","Unknown"
Cookies,"All you need is love:\nand cookies","Unknown"
Copyright,"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet","Mark Twain"
Corpse,"He would make\na lovely corpse.","Charles Dickens"
Corpse,"Live fast, die young,\nmake a pretty corpse.","Richard Wright"
Crayons,"Artists are just children who refuse to put down their crayons.","Al Hirschfeld"
Crayons,"If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.","Robert Fulghum"
Credit card,"Modern man drives a\nmortgaged car over a\nbond-financed highway\non credit-card gas.","Earl Wilson"
Credit card,"Money is a poor man's\ncredit card.","Marshal McLuhan"
Crocodile,"A communist is like a crocodile: when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up.","Winston Churchill"
Crossbow,"Be sure you positively identify your target before you pull the trigger.","Tom Flynn"
Crossword,"I'm patient with crossword puzzles and the most impatient golfer.","Brett Hull"
Crossword,"Spending waiting moments doing crossword puzzles or reading a book you brought yourself.","Marilyn vos Savant"
Crossword,"The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution.","Stephen Sondheim"
Crystall ball present,"Art is a sense of magic.","Stan Brakhage"
Crystall ball present,"It is important to remember that we all have magic inside us.","Joanne Kathleen Rowling"
Cyborg,"Beneath that warm,\nfuzzy exterior beats the cold,\nmechanical heart of a robot.","Futurama"
Cyborg,"Bite my shiny metal ass.","Bender"
Cyborg,"I need your clothes,\nboots and your motorcycle.","Anonymous cyborg"
Cyborg,"I'll be back.","Anonymous cyborg"
Darkness,"Character, like a photograph, develops in darkness.","Yousuf Karsh"
Darkness,"I say there is no darkness but ignorance.","William Shakespeare"
Dead dragon,"If the lion and dragon fight, they will both die.","Tadashi Adachi"
Death,"Every man dies - Not every man really lives.","William Ross Wallace"
Death,"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.","Chuck Palahniuk"
Death,"Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.","Anaïs Nin"
Death metal,"We have no quotes\nabout this.","Editors"
Death star present,"I have you now!","Darth Vader"
Death star present,"That's no moon. It's a space station.","Obi-Wan"
Death star present,"We're doomed.","C-3PO"
Debt,"A promise made is a\ndebt unpaid.","Robert Service"
Debt,"The debt we owe to the\nplay of imagination is\nincalculable.","Carl Jung"
Demigod,"A noble deed is a\nstep toward God.","Jeffrey R. Holland"
Demigod,"Against boredom, even the\ngods struggle in vain.","Friedrich Nietzsche"
Demigod,"Blessed are the pure\nin heart: for they\nshall see God.","The Bible"
Demigod,"God hides things by\nputting them near us.","Unknown"
Demigod,"God is One, and liketh unity.","Prophet Muhammad"
Demigod,"He who knoweth his\nown self, knoweth God.","Prophet Muhammad"
Demigod,"If triangles had a God,\nHe'd have three sides.","Proverb"
Demigod,"Is man one of God's\nblunders or is God one\nof man's blunders?","Friedrich Nietzsche"
Demigod,"Man, know thyself...\nand thou shalt know\nthe gods.","Proverb"
Demigod,"Meditate and realize this\nworld is filled with\nthe presence of God.","Unknown"
Demigod,"Men create the gods\nin their own image.","Xenophanes"
Demigod,"When a person is willing\nand eager, God joins in.","Unknown"
Demigod,"With God,\nall things are possible.","Unknown"
Demon,"Not necessity, not desire - no, the love of power is the demon of men.","Friedrich Nietzsche"
Demon,"Whenever a thing is done for the first time, it releases a little demon.","Emily Dickinson"
Desert,"Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and ill-tempered wife.","Proverbs 21:19-29"
Desert,"What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well.","Antoine de Saint-Exupery"
Diet,"A little with quiet is the only diet.","Proverb"
Diet,"Food is an important part of a balanced diet.","Fran Lebowitz"
Digital camera,"I like the smell of film. I just like knowing there's film going through the camera.","Steven Spielberg"
Digital camera,"I like to work my camera as if it were a musical instrument.","Mike Figgis"
Digital camera,"I'd grab the camera and tell people what to do, and when I was 14, someone told me that it was called directing.","Guillermo del Toro"
Digital camera,"It was lights, camera, inaction.","Terry Gilliam"
Digital camera,"There are a thousand ways to point a camera, but really only one.","Ernst Lubitsch"
Digital camera,"When you're in front of the camera, for a small budget or a big budget movie, there's no difference.","Monica Bellucci"
Digital clock,"Don't count every hour in the day, make every hour in the day count.",""
Digital clock,"For every minute spent in organizing, an hour is earned.",""
Digital clock,"Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in.","Napoleon Bonaparte"
Digital clock,"Time discovers truth.","Seneca"
Digital clock,"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.","Douglas Adams"
Digital clock,"Time is the justice that examines all offenders.","William Shakespeare"
Digital clock,"Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.","Proverb"
Digital clock,"You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future.",""
Digital photography,"Contrast is what makes photography interesting.","Conrad Hall"
Digital photography,"In photography, the smallest thing can be a great subject. The little, human detail can become a Leitmotiv.","Henri Cartier-Bresson"
Digital photography,"Photography is truth.","Jean-Luc Godard"
Diligence,"Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful.","Mark Twain"
Diligence,"What we hope ever to do with ease, we must learn first to do with diligence.","Samuel Johnson"
Dinosaur,"Greek 'deinos' terrifying\n+ 'sauros' lizard.","Merriam-Webster"
Dinosaur,"I heard that Jesus had\na pet dinosaur. Evolution\nmust be a myth then.","John Bacon"
Dinosaur,"We all have a dinosaur\ndeep within us just\ntrying to get out.","Colin Mochrie"
Discipline,"Care and diligence bring luck.","Thomas Fuller"
Discipline,"Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence.","Buddha"
DNA,"DNA neither cares nor knows. DNA just is. And we dance to its music.","Richard Dawkins"
DNA,"DNA was the first three-dimensional Xerox machine.","Kenneth Ewart Boulding"
DNA,"He told me that Francis Crick and Jim Watson had solved the structure of DNA, so we decided to go across to Cambridge to see it.","Sydney Brenner"
DNA,"Similarly, another famous little quantum fluctuation that programs you is the exact configuration of your DNA.","Seth Lloyd"
DNA fingerprinting,"DNA neither cares nor knows. DNA just is. And we dance to its music.","Richard Dawkins"
DNA fingerprinting,"DNA was the first three-dimensional Xerox machine.","Kenneth Ewart Boulding"
DNA fingerprinting,"Similarly, another famous little quantum fluctuation that programs you is the exact configuration of your DNA.","Seth Lloyd"
DNA fingerprinting,"The O.J. Simpson case, they had no understanding of that DNA evidence, and didn't want to.","Joseph Wambaugh"
Dog,"A door is what a dog\nis perpetually on the\nwrong side of.","Ogden Nash"
Dog,"Necessity has the\nface of a dog.","Gabriel Garcia Marquez"
Dog,"Whoever said you can't\nbuy happiness forgot\nlittle puppies.","Gene Hill"
Dolphin,"Don't climb a tree\nto look for fish.","Proverb"
Dolphin,"If you want to catch more\nfish, use more hooks.","Gracie Allen"
Dolphin,"It was the biggest fish\nI caught that got away.","Eugene Field"
Dolphin,"It's no fish ye're buying,\nit's men's lives.","Sir Walter Scott"
Dolphin,"Only dead fish\nswim with the stream.","Thomas Malcolm Muggeridge"
Dolphin,"Patience is what you\nrequire when the fish\nare not hungry.","Unknown"
Dolphin,"Soup and fish explain half\nthe emotions in life.","Sydney Smith"
Dolphin,"There's a fine line between\nfishing and just standing\non the shore looking\nlike an idiot.","Steven Wright"
Dolphin,"Water which is too pure\nhas no fish.","Ts'ai Ken T'an"
Donation,"The measure of a life, after all, is not its duration, but its donation.","Corrie Ten Boom"
Dough,"Everyone is kneaded out of\nthe same dough but not\nbaked in the same oven.","Proverb"
Dragon,"Am I seeing things\nor is that a dragon?","Famous Last Words"
Dragon,"Dragon? What dragon?","Famous Last Words"
Dragon,"Hey, Dragon -\ngot a light?","Famous Last Words"
Dragon,"Hey, I know a dragon\nwhen I see one.","Famous Last Words"
Dragon,"I know that's an\nillusionary dragon!","Famous Last Words"
Dragon,"I think the dragon's asleep...","Famous Last Words"
Dragon,"I'd rather be\neaten by a dragon.","Famous Last Words"
Dragon,"In shallow waters,\nshrimps make fools\nof dragons.","Proverb"
Dragon,"Lets goose that\nsleeping dragon!","Famous Last Words"
Dragon,"Never trust anything\nyou can eat.","Old dragon proverb"
Dragon,"Slaying the dragon\nof delay is no sport\nfor the short-winded.","Sandra Day O'Connor"
Drow,"The best revenge is revenge.","draw's favorite thought"
Druid,"The darkness crumbles away, it is the same old druid Time as ever.","Isaac Rosenberg"
Duct tape,"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.","Oprah Winfrey"
Duct tape,"One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.","George Weilacher"
Duergar,"Give me a paladin, where's the paladin!","Fly"
Dust,"A peck of March dust\nis worth a king's ransom.","Proverb"
Dust,"Ashes to ashes\ndust to dust.","Proverb"
DVD,"And I love a scary movie. It makes your toes curl and it's not you going through it.","Anthony Hopkins"
DVD,"I'm going to be a great movie star some day.","Marilyn Monroe"
DVD,"I'm not a movie star. I'm just an actress.","Monica Bellucci"
DVD,"When I start a movie, the first day, I feel like a duck.","Penelope Cruz"
DVD,"Yeah sure, I'd love to have all my movies on DVD.","Jerry Bruckheimer"
DVD,"You always have this fear in a movie of just being somebody's woman.","Charlize Theron"
Dwarf,"I love blowin' things up!","Warcraft Dwarf quote"
Earth,"Earth laughs in flowers.","Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Earth,"On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it.","Jules Renard"
Egg,"An unhatched egg is\nto me the greatest\nchallenge in life.","E. B. White"
Egg,"Don't put all your\neggs in one basket.","Proverb"
Egg,"Love and eggs are\nbest when they\nare fresh.","Proverb"
Egg,"The eggs do not\nteach the hen.","Proverb"
Egg,"You can't make\nan omelet\nwithout breaking eggs.","Proverb"
Egyptian priest,"In ancient Egypt, priests were not only the keepers of the sacred mysteries, but also secular administrators. The Egyptian priesthood played an important role in the state’s formation and ultimate flourishing.",""
Electricity,"If it weren't for electricity\nwe'd all be watching\ntelevision by candlelight.","George Gobel"
Electricity,"I've never seen electricity,\nthat's why\nI don't pay for it.","Steven Wright"
Elf,"Joy is a subtle elf; I think one's happiest when he forgets himself.","Cyril Tourneur"
Energy,"Energy and persistence\nconquer all things.","Benjamin Franklin"
Energy,"Energy, like the biblical\ngrain of the mustard-seed,\nwill remove mountains.","Hosea Ballou"
Energy,"Excess is the common\nsubstitute for energy.","Marianne Craig Moore"
Energy,"Love is energy of life.","Robert Browning"
Energy,"The energy of the mind\nis the essence of life.","Aristotle"
Energy,"The essence of work\nis concentrated energy.","Walter Bagehot"
Energy,"Wealth flows from\nenergy and ideas.","William Feather"
Energy,"Whenever I get the\nenergy to exercise,\nI sit down until it passes.","Unknown"
Envy,"Envy shoots at others and wounds itself","Proverb"
Experience,"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.","Unknown"
Experience,"Experience is the name we give to our past mistakes.","Oscar Wilde"
Fabric,"God gives no linen,\nbut flax to spin.","Proverb"
Fabric,"It beats picking cotton.","Proverb"
Faith,"Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.","Martin Luther King, Jr."
Faith,"Faith... must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies.","Mohandas Gandhi"
Fast food,"Get people back into the kitchen and combat the trend toward processed food and fast food.","Andrew Weil"
Fast food,"Music is food to the soul. Eat fresh. Make sure it's tasty. PLEASE don't settle for Fast Food.","Dedrick Pitter"
Fasting,"If a man has nothing to eat, fasting is the most intelligent thing he can do.","Hermann Hesse"
Fasting,"When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.","St. Jerome"
Fax machine,"As recently as Desert Storm, they thought advanced communications was a fax machine.","John Pike"
Fax machine,"I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.","Steven Wright"
Feather,"It is not only fine\nfeathers that make\nfine birds.","Aesop"
Fern,"Grow where you are planted.","Proverb"
Fern,"I planted some bird seed.\nA bird came up.\nNow I don't know what\nto feed it.","Steven Wright"
Fern,"The plant reveals\nwhat is in the seed.","Proverb"
Fire,"A great flame follows\na little spark.","Dante Alighieri"
Fire,"He who has no fire in\nhimself cannot warm others.","Proverb"
Fire_lost,"A great flame follows a little spark.","Dante Alighieri"
Fire_lost,"He who has no fire in himself cannot warm others.","Proverb"
Firearm,"An armed society\nis a polite society.","Robert Anson Heinlein"
Firearm,"Hot lead can be almost as\neffective coming from\na linotype as from a firearm.","John O'Hara"
Firearm,"Remember the first rule\nof gunfighting...\n'Have a gun.'","Jeff Cooper"
Fireball,"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.","Clint Eastwood"
Firecracker,"Hotter than a firecracker and madder than hell!","Jo Davis"
Firecracker,"Interest can produce learning on a scale compared to fear as a nuclear explosion to a firecracker.","Stanley Kubrick"
First computer,"If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL.",""
First computer,"I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user friendly.",""
First computer,"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.",""
Fish,"Don't climb a tree\nto look for fish.","Proverb"
Fish,"If you want to catch more\nfish, use more hooks.","Gracie Allen"
Fish,"It was the biggest fish\nI caught that got away.","Eugene Field"
Fish,"It's no fish ye're buying,\nit's men's lives.","Sir Walter Scott"
Fish,"Only dead fish\nswim with the stream.","Thomas Malcolm Muggeridge"
Fish,"Patience is what you\nrequire when the fish\nare not hungry.","Unknown"
Fish,"Soup and fish explain half\nthe emotions in life.","Sydney Smith"
Fish,"There's a fine line between\nfishing and just standing\non the shore looking\nlike an idiot.","Steven Wright"
Fish,"Water which is too pure\nhas no fish.","Ts'ai Ken T'an"
Fish_lost,"A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.","William Shakespeare, Hamlet"
Fish_lost,"I went a - fishing, but caught not one fish that I durst eat of; when, just going to leave off, I caught a young dolphin.","Robinson Crusoe"
Fishing rod,"Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes","Don Marquis"
Fishing rod,"Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.","Dave Barry"
Flash memory,"Be careful about lending a friend money. It may damage her memory.","Source Unknown"
Flash memory,"Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.","Source Unknown"
Flash memory,"It takes good memory to keep up a lie.","Pierre Corneille"
Flash memory,"Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.","Source Unknown"
Flintstone,"Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work.","Charles Kingsley"
Flintstone,"Humor can be one of our best survival tools.","Allen Klein"
Floppy disk,"RAM disk is not an installation procedure.","Source Unknown"
Floppy disk,"The manual says to insert disk three, but only two will fit.","Source Unknown"
Flour,"Peace goes into the making\nof a poem as flour goes\ninto the making of bread.","Pablo Neruda"
Flower,"All the flowers of all the\ntomorrows are in the seeds\nof today and yesterday.","Proverb"
Flower,"Every Flower must grow\nthrough Dirt.","Proverb"
Flower,"Flowers are the poetry\nof earth, as stars are\nthe poetry of heaven.","Unknown"
Flower,"Friends are flowers\nin life's garden.","Proverb"
Flower,"Happiness held is the seed;\nHappiness shared is\nthe flower.","Proverb"
FM radio,"Gossip is the Devil's radio.","George Harrison"
FM radio,"I knew that God put me on this earth to be on the radio.","Ed Bradley"
FM radio,"Radio will always be with us because of its great portability. TV can't give you that.","Ernie Harwell"
FM radio,"Television contracts the imagination and radio expands it.","Terry Wogan"
FM radio,"The radio makes hideous sounds.","Bob Dylan"
FM radio,"You may not like the humor, ... but that is why every radio has an on-off button.","Mel Karmazin"
Food,"Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate","Unknown"
Food,"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.","Woody Allen"
Forest,"If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?","Stephen Wright"
Forest,"In wilderness I sense the miracle of life, and behind it our scientific accomplishments fade to trivia.","Charles Lindbergh"
Free apps,"Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present.","Albert Camus"
Freezer,"I may be able to spot\narrowheads on the desert\nbut a refrigerator is a jungle\nin which I am easily lost.","Edward T. Hall"
Freezer,"If it weren't for the fact\nthat the TV set and the\nrefrigerator are so far apart,\nsome of us wouldn't get\nany exercise at all.","Joey Adams"
Freezer,"What three things do you\nwant to accomplish this year?\nWrite them down and place\nthem on your refrigerator for\ninspiration all year long.",""
Frozen food,"But the father answered never a word. A frozen corpse was he.","Henry Wadsworth Longfellow"
Frozen food,"How to thaw a frozen turkey: Blow in its ear.","Johnny Carson"
Frozen food,"Things are not frozen. Things can only get worse.","Brian Riley"
Fun,"If you obey all the rules\nyou miss all the fun.","Katharine Hepburn"
Fun,"It's kind of fun to\ndo the impossible.","Walt Disney"
Fun,"Most of the time I don't\nhave much fun. The rest of\nthe time I don't have\nany fun at all.","Woody Allen"
Game,"The only time I ever went hunting I remembered it as a grisly experience.","Gloria Swanson"
Game,"The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck.","Walter Cronkite"
Games,"Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.","Michael Jordan"
Games,"To be great we need to win games we aren't supposed to win.","Julius Erving"
Games,"You have unlocked the\nExtras section.\nTry to play an arcade\nversion of Doodle God.","JoyBits Team"
Gas mask,"I'm guilty of buying gas mask and plastic wrap after 9/11. I'm ashamed of it. But they're still sitting in my closet.","Scott Cohen"
Generosity,"Generosity consists not the sum given, but the manner in which it is bestowed.","Unknown"
Ghost,"Those who believe in\nghosts always see them.","Charles V. Roman"
Ghost,"Unhand me, gentlemen,\nBy heaven, I'll make a ghost\nof him that lets me.","William Shakespeare"
Ghoul,"Do not speak ill\nof the dead.","Prophet Muhammad"
Ghoul,"There are only two\ngood men - one dead,\nthe other unborn.","Proverb"
Ghoul,"When all else fails,\nplay dead.","Proverb"
Gift,"Every problem has a gift for you in its hands.","Richard Bach"
Gift,"Joy in looking and comprehending is nature's most beautiful gift.","Albert Einstein"
Gift,"If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.","George MacDonald"
Glass,"Commit a crime and the\nearth is made of glass.","Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Glass,"Glass, china, and reputation\nare easily cracked,\nand never mended well.","Benjamin Franklin"
Glass,"He who lives by the\ncrystal ball soon\nlearns to eat ground glass.","Edgar R. Fiedler"
Glass,"Meditation is the soul's\nperspective glass.","Owen Feltham"
Glue,"I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.","Tim Vine"
Glue,"Man is born broken. He lives by mending. The grace of God is glue.","Eugene O'Neill"
Glue,"Truth is the glue that holds government together.","Gerald Ford"
Glue,"Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?","Steven Wright"
Glue,"Women are the glue that holds our day-to-day world together.","Anna Quindlen"
Gluttony,"In love, as in gluttony, pleasure is a matter of the utmost precision","Italo Calvino"
Goblin,"I wish I had a weapon!","Warcraft Goblin quote"
Gold,"As every thread of gold\nis valuable, so is every\nmoment of time.","Proverb"
Gold,"Gold is worse poison to\na man's soul, doing more\nmurders in this loathsome\nworld, than any mortal drug.","William Shakespeare"
Gold,"More gold has been mined\nfrom the thoughts of men\nthan has been taken from\nthe earth.","Napoleon Hill"
Gold,"Silence is golden when you\ncan't think of a good answer.","Unknown"
Gold present,"Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?","Famous Last Words"
Gold present,"Dragon? What dragon?","Famous Last Words"
Gold present,"Never trust anything you can eat.","Old dragon proverb"
Gold_lost,"Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!\nBright and yellow, hard and cold.","Thomas Hood"
Gold_lost,"That is gold which is worth gold.","George Herbert"
Golem,"Artificially created human\nsupernaturally endowed\nwith life.","Definition"
GPS,"The route to a destination is dictated by the start location of the one that makes the journey.","Hanno Langenhoven"
GPS,"The rules of navigation never navigated a ship. The rules of architecture never built a house.","Thomas Reid"
GPS,"What is smarter, longitude or latitude? Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.",""
GPS,"Why do paper maps never win at poker? Because they always fold.",""
Grass,"Grass doesn't grow\non a busy street.","Proverb"
Grass,"The grass is always\ngreener on the other side.","Proverb"
Grass,"The tallest blade of\ngrass is the first\nto be cut by the scythe.","Proverb"
Greed,"There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up","Oscar Wilde"
Guitar present,"Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine.","Elvis Presley"
Gunpowder,"The real use of gunpowdern is to make all men tall.","Thomas Carlyle"
Gunpowder,"What gunpowder did for war\nthe printing press has\ndone for the mind.","Wendell Phillips"
Hacker,"A hacker is a revolutionary,\nand there is no more\nrevolutionary or subversive act\nthan to become educated.",""
Hacker,"The hacker mindset doesn't\nactually see what happens on\nthe other side, to the victim.","Kevin Mitnick"
Half-elf,"Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.","J.R.R. Tolkien"
Hammer,"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer.","Alan Lewis"
Hammer_lost,"Don't force it, get a bigger hammer","Arthur Bloch"
Hammer_lost,"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer","Alan Lewis"
Hammer_lost,"If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.","Abraham Maslow"
Hangover,"A hangover is the\nwrath of grapes.","Author Unknown"
Hangover,"Beer is the cause and\nsolution to all of\nlife's problems.","Homer Simpson"
Hangover,"I feel sorry for people who\ndon't drink. When they\nwake up in the morning,\nthat's as good as they're\ngoing to feel all day.","Frank Sinatra"
Hawk,"I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.","Shakespeare, Hamlet"
Healing,"Before healing others, heal yourself.","Unknown"
Healing,"The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.","Hubert H. Humphrey"
Helicopter,"Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter",""
Heresy,"The heresy of one age becomes the orthodoxy of the next","Helen Keller"
Hero,"A coward gets scared\nand quits.\nA hero gets scared,\nbut still goes on.","Proverb"
Hero,"A coward is a hero with\na wife, kids,\nand a mortgage.","Marvin Kitman"
Hero,"Heroism consists of hanging\non one minute longer.","Proverb"
Hero,"Show me a hero\nand I will write you a tragedy.","Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald"
Hero,"The soldiers fight,\nand the kings are heroes.","Proverb"
Hero,"The world needs\nmore Heroes.","Unknown"
Hidden treasure,"Fifteen men on the deadman's chest - Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!","Stivenson"
Hope,"Hope is the dream of a waking man.","Aristotle"
Hope,"Marriage is the death of hope.","Woody Allen"
Horus,"Horus is the god of the sky and royal authority. The living ancient Egyptian king was considered to be the embodiment of the god Horus.",""
House,"A house has the character\nof the man who lives in it.","Proverb"
House,"A house is a machine\nfor living in.","Le Corbusier"
House,"Ask about your neighbors,\nthen buy the house.","Proverb"
House,"Men make houses,\nwomen make homes.","Unknown"
House,"Peace and a well-built\nhouse cannot be bought\ntoo dearly.","Proverb"
Human,"Do not overestimate the\ndecency of the human race.","Henry Louis Mencken"
Human,"Errare humanum est","Proverb"
Human,"Every human being is the\nauthor of his own\nhealth or disease.","Gautama Buddha"
Human,"How embarrassing\nto be human.","Kurt Vonnegut, Jr."
Human,"If vegetarians eat vegetables,\nwhat do humanitarians eat?","Steven Wright"
Human,"The main thing in life\nis not to be afraid\nto be human.","Unknown"
Human,"There are times when one\nwould like to hang the whole\nhuman race, and finish\nthe farce.","Mark Twain"
Human,"To err is human,\nbut it is against\ncompany policy.","Unknown"
Human,"To err is human,\nto blame the next guy\neven more so.","Unknown"
Human,"We cannot dispair of\nhumanity, since we are\nourselves human beings.","Albert Einstein"
Human,"Without doubt human beings\nare the most interesting\nstudy in the world.","Eleanor Roosevelt"
Human_lost,"If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?","Steven Wright"
Human_lost,"The main thing in life is not to be afraid to be human.","Unknown"
Humility,"We come nearest to the great when we are great in humility.","Rabindranath Tagore"
Hunter,"Like a dog,\nhe hunts in dreams.","Lord Alfred Tennyson"
Hunter,"The search for a scapegoat\nis the easiest of all\nhunting expeditions.","Unknown"
Hunter,"There is a passion\nfor hunting something\ndeeply implanted\nin the human breast.","Charles Dickens"
Hut,"A house has the character\nof the man who lives in it.","Proverb"
Hut,"A house is a machine\nfor living in.","Le Corbusier"
Hut,"Ask about your neighbors,\nthen buy the house.","Proverb"
Hut,"Men make houses,\nwomen make homes.","Unknown"
Hut,"Peace and a well-built\nhouse cannot be bought\ntoo dearly.","Proverb"
Hybrid vehicle,"A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.","Paul Valery"
Hybrid vehicle,"Fast cars are my only vice.","Michael Bay"
Hybrid vehicle,"In the future, the cars you see from Toyota will be 100 percent hybrid.","Kazuo Okamoto"
Hybrid vehicle,"Most people have two cars and a golf cart. We have two carts and a car.","Robert Reed"
Hybrid vehicle,"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.","Jeremy Clarkson"
Hybrid vehicle,"We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.","Jeremy Clarkson"
Hybrid vehicle,"You sound like my wife. I have about 80 cars. It's getting a little silly.","Jay Leno"
Hypertext,"Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.","Mitchell Kapor"
Hypertext,"On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.","Unknown"
Ice,"A smile is a powerful\nweapon; you can even\nbreak ice with it.","Unknown"
Ice,"Ice-cream is exquisite.\nWhat a pity it isn't illegal.","Voltaire"
Ice cream,"Age does not diminish the\nextreme disappointment of\nhaving a scoop of ice cream\nfall from the cone.","Jim Fiebig"
Ice cream,"I doubt whether the world\nholds for any one a more\nsoul-stirring surprise than\nthe first adventure with\nice-cream.","Heywood Broun"
Ice cream,"Ice-cream is exquisite.\nWhat a pity it\nisn't illegal.","Voltaire"
Ice cream,"In skating over thin ice,\nour safety is in our speed.","Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Illithid,"Do Illithids breathe?","Famous Last Words"
Illusion,"Don't be fooled by appearances, but be a master of illusion.","Unknown"
Illusion,"Illusion is the first of all pleasures.","Francois Voltaire"
Illusion,"Simple minds... simple pleasures...","Fall-from-Grace"
Internet,"Getting information off\nthe Internet is like taking a\ndrink from a fire hydrant.","Mitchell Kapor"
Internet,"On the internet, nobody\nknows you're a dog.","Unknown"
Internet,"The Internet is becoming the\ntown square for the global\nvillage of tomorrow.","Bill Gates"
Internet,"Well, the future of\nthe Internet is... Reality.","Daniel Keys Moran"
Island,"When you discover an island that belongs to nobody, it is yours","Little Prince"
Jerky,"Beef jerky should be chewy. This has a crunch chip texture. I need to think about this","David Bunch"
Jerky,"Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!","Tommy Smothers."
Jerky,"They only eat dead flesh. They like jerky basically.","Link Olson"
Jet engine,"In my opinion, a nuclear rocket is an enabling technology for humans to go to Mars.","Steve Howe"
Jet engine,"Life without emotions is like an engine without fuel.","Mary Astor"
Jet engine,"Rocket science has been mythologized all out of proportion to its true difficulty.","John Carmack"
Jet engine,"The history of rocket development is replete with failures and very few successes.","Elon Musk"
Joker present,"You wanted me, here I am.","Batman"
Journalist,"In the real world, nothing\nhappens at the right place\nat the right time. It is\nthe job of journalists and\nhistorians to correct that.","Mark Twain"
Journalist,"To a journalist,\ngood news is often\nnot news at all.","Phil Donahue"
Joy,"The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding.","Leonardo da Vinci"
Joy,"To have joy one must share it. Happiness was born a twin.","Lord Byron"
Karaoke,"But enough joking. I am singing. This is all my life.","Placido Domingo"
Karaoke,"I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.","Rod Stewart"
Karaoke,"If you hear unwanted voices, just keep your heart singing.","Toba Beta"
Karaoke,"Singing is a form of admitting that I'm alive.","Alfredo Kraus"
Karaoke,"Singing is a way of escaping. It's another world. I'm no longer on earth.","Edith Piaf"
Kevlar,"Philosophers are only men in armor after all.","Charles Dickens"
Kevlar,"Religion is the best armor in the world, But the worst cloak.","John Bunyan"
Kevlar,"The best armor is to keep out of gunshot.","Francis Bacon"
Kevlar,"There is no armor against fate.","James Shirley"
Key,"Action is the foundational key to all success.","Pablo Picasso"
Key,"To hide the key to your heart is to risk forgetting where you placed it.","Timothy Childers"
King,"Being happy is better than being king.","African Proverb"
King,"I am the lizard king. I can do anything.","Jim Morrison"
Knife,"A bad knife cuts one's finger instead of the stick","Portuguese Proverb"
Knife,"A kitchen knife cannot carve its own handle","Korean Proverb"
Knife,"Don't dig your grave with your knife and fork.","English Proverb"
Knife,"If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off your lips","African Proverb"
Knife,"There never was a good knife made of bad steel","Proverb"
Knife,"You do not drink soup with a knife.","Russian Proverb"
Knowledge,"True knowledge exists\nin knowing that you know\nnothing.","Socrates"
Knowledge,"You know more than you\nthink you know, just as\nyou know less than you\nwant to know.","Oscar Wilde"
Lair,"Meddle not in the affairs of the dragon; for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.","Unknown"
Lair,"The man who fights too long against dragons becomes a dragon himself.","Friedrich Nietzsche"
Laser,"There are relatively few\nexperiments in atomic physics\nthese days that don't\ninvolve the use of a laser.","Eric Allin Cornell"
Laser,"When lasers were invented\nin 1960, they were called\n'a solution looking\nfor a problem'.","Charles H. Townes"
Lava,"All civilization has from\ntime to time become\na thin crust over a volcano\nof revolution.","Henry Havelock Ellis"
Lava,"Don't dance on a volcano.","Unknown"
Lava,"If your heart is a volcano,\nhow shall you expect\nflowers to bloom?","Kahlil Gibran"
Lava,"Volcano: A mountain\nwith hiccups.","Unknown"
Lava,"Volcanoes are one way\nEarth gives birth\nto itself.","Robert Gross"
Law,"Live your life as though\nyour every act were to\nbecome a universal law.","Immanuel Kant"
Law,"There seems to be a law\nthat governs all our actions\nso I never make plans.","Greta Garbo"
Leaves,"Though a tree grows so high, the falling leaves return to the root.","Proverb"
Liana,"Lianes are abundant in the forests of the Amazon region.",""
Lie detector,"I told the truth, and I did it on national TV in a lie-detector test.","Paula Jones"
Lie detector,"Polygraph tests are 20th-century witchcraft.","Sam Ervin"
Lie detector,"The use of the polygraph has done little more than create confusion, ambiguity and mistakes.","Aldrich Ames"
Life,"He dieth not who giveth\nlife to learning.","Prophet Muhammad"
Life,"Life is a bowl of cherries.","Proverb"
Life,"Life is suffering.","Gautama Buddha"
Life,"Life is too important\nto be taken seriously.","Oscar Wilde"
Life,"Time wasted is existence;\nused is life.","Edward Young"
Life,"We learn not for school,\nbut for life.","Proverb"
Life,"Neither the life of an individual nor the history of a society can be understood without understanding both.","C. Wright Mills"
Light,"There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in.","Leonard Cohen"
Light,"Thought the sun is gone, I have a light.","Kurt Cobain"
Light,"When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.","Ronald Reagan"
Lightbulb,"I bet Einstein turned himself\nall sorts of colors before\nhe invented the light bulb.","Dan Castellaneta"
Lightbulb,"Most people give off as\nmuch heat as a 100 watt bulb,\nbut not as much light.","Unknown"
Limestone,"... a rock that is formed\nchiefly by accumulation\nof organic remains.","Merriam-Webster"
Liquid paper,"A book, tight shut, is but a block of paper.","Proverb"
Liquid paper,"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.","Samuel Goldwyn"
Livestock,"A fool looks for dung\nwhere the cow never\nbrowsed.","Proverb"
Livestock,"Don't have a cow.","Proverb"
Livestock,"Sacred cows make the\nbest hamburger.","Mark Twain"
Lizard,"I am going to get\nyou so many lizards!","Fry"
Lizard,"What do you call a\nlizard that sings?\nA rap-tile!",""
Lizard,"What is a chameleon's\nmotto? A change is\nas good as a rest!",""
Locomotive,"A railroad is like a\nlie you have to keep building\nit to make it stand.","Mark Twain"
Locomotive,"Gospel guard rails.","Neal A. Maxwell"
Locomotive,"If God had meant for us\nto fly, he wouldn't have\ngiven us the railways.","Unknown"
Locomotive,"Once I built a railroad,\nnow it's done. Brother,\ncan you spare a dime?","Edgar Y. Harburg"
Love,"A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.","Cyrano de Bergerac"
Love,"A man content to go to heaven alone will never go to heaven.","Boethius"
Love,"At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.","Plato"
Lust,"Love begins with an image; lust with a sensation","Mason Cooley"
Mace,"A weapon isn't good or bad, depends on the person who uses it.","Jet Li"
Magic,"Art is a sense of magic.","Stan Brakhage"
Magic,"It is important to remember that we all have magic inside us.","Joanne Kathleen Rowling"
Man,"A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.","Oscar Wilde"
Man,"A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.","Brendan Francis"
Man,"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.","H. L. Mencken"
Manure,"Early to bed,\nearly to rise,\nWork like hell: fertilize.","Emily Whaley"
Manure,"Money is like manure,\nof very little use except\nit be spread.","Francis Bacon"
Manure,"Money is like manure.\nYou have to spread it\naround or it smells.","J. Paul Getty"
Manure,"The best fertilizer\nis the gardener's shadow.","Unknown"
Map,"So long, I've found a map to buried treasure and even if we come home empty handed, we'll still have our stories of battle scars, pirate ships and wounded hearts","Kris Roe"
Maze,"Life is a maze in which we take the wrong turn before we have learnt to walk.","Cyril Connolly"
Maze,"Real obstacles don't take you in circles. They can be overcome. Invented ones are like a maze.","Barbara Sher"
Meat,"Better a mouse in the\npot than no meat at all.","Proverb"
Meat,"Beware of meat twice boiled,\nAnd an old foe reconciled.","Benjamin Franklin"
Meat,"God never sends th' mouth\nbut he sendeth meat.","John Heywood"
Meat,"God sends meat, and the Devil sends cooks.","John Taylor"
Meat,"Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.","Denis Leary"
Meat,"Out of the eater came forth\nmeat, and out of the strong\ncame forth sweetness.","The Bible"
Meat,"Some hae meat and canna eat,\nAnd some would eat that want it;\nBut we hae meat, and we can eat,\nAnd sae the Lord be thankit.","Robert Burns"
Mechanism,"Life is an offensive, directed\nagainst the repetitious\nmechanism of the Universe","Alfred North Whitehead"
Mechanism,"The irreversibility of time\nis the mechanism that brings\norder out of chaos.","Unknown"
Medicine,"Always laugh when you can.\nIt is cheap medicine.","Lord Byron"
Medicine,"Medicine, the only profession\nthat labors incessantly to\ndestroy the reason for\nits existence","James Bryce"
Memory card,"A liar ought to have a good memory.","Proverb"
Memory card,"Forget those things that aren't worth remembering.","Tim Foley"
Memory card,"It takes good memory to keep up a lie.","Pierre Corneille"
Memory card,"Observation is an old man's memory.","Jonathan Swift"
Merchants,"Hey, HEY, It's a ship. HEY. HEY. HEY SHIP. HEY. Wait, look look, S.O.S... Oh come on. HELP. Please.","Cast Away, the movie"
Merchants,"On the clearest of nights, when the winds ... were calm and peaceful, the great merchant ships: felt safe and secure.","Treasure Planet"
Metal,"All men of one metal,\nbut not in one mold.","John Lyly"
Metal,"Do not wait to strike\ntill the iron is hot;\nbut make it hot by striking.","William Butler Yeats"
Metal,"Steel loses much of its\nvalue when it loses\nits temper.","Unknown"
Metal,"Theory attracts practice\nas the magnet attracts iron.","Karl Friedrich Gauss"
Metal,"When the iron is hot,\nstrike.","John Heywood"
Microchip,"Old programmers never die, they just give up their resources.",""
Microchip,"The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.",""
Microprocessor,"1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d",""
Microprocessor,"Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...",""
Microprocessor,"There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.",""
Microprocessor,"Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?",""
Microwave oven,"I bought an occassional table... sometimes it's a microwave oven.","Steven Wright"
Microwave oven,"I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes.","Steven Wright"
Microwave oven,"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.","Steven Wright"
Microwave oven,"The New Age It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.","James Randi"
Milk,"Adversity's sweet milk,\nphilosophy.","William Shakespeare"
Milk,"All the really good ideas\nI ever had came to me while\nI was milking a cow.","Grant Wood"
Milk,"No use crying\nover spilt milk.","Proverb"
Missile,"If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile","Lynda Barry"
Mithril,"My Precious","Gollum"
Modesty,"If modesty disappeared, so would exhibitionism.","Mason Cooley"
Modron,"I'm a little Modron short and stout.","Nordom"
Modron,"Nordom and crossbows wish to go in search for trouble!","Nordom"
Modron,"Nordom is a fearsome cubic warrior!","Nordom"
Modron,"Said desire will begin immediately.","Nordom"
Modular space station,"I believe that the only way the human race is gonna survive is to start colonizing space and setting up colonies on the moon, and then space stations.","Ace Frehley"
Molotov cocktail,"I have taken more out of\nalcohol than alcohol\nhas taken out of me.","Winston Churchill"
Money,"All I ask is the chance\nto prove that money can't\nmake me happy.","Spike Milligan"
Money,"I'd like to live as a poor\nman with lots of money.","Pablo Picasso"
Money,"If you want to feel rich,\njust count the things you\nhave that money can't buy","Proverb"
Money,"Money is not the most\nimportant thing in the world.\nLove is. Fortunately,\nI love money.","Unknown"
Monopoly,"A monopoly is good for shareholders. You get a higher return on your investment than you should have.","Martin Reynolds"
Monopoly,"But no man has a monopoly of conscience.","Mary A. Ward"
Monopoly,"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.","Steven Wright"
Monopoly,"I thought it was Monopoly money.","Trista Wright"
Monopoly,"The right of an inventor to his invention is no monopoly - in any other sense than a man's house is a monopoly.","Daniel Webster"
Moon lander,"Everyone is like a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.","Mark Twain"
Moon lander,"If we can send a man to the moon, then why don't we send a woman.","Kylie Bax"
Moon lander,"It's only during an eclipse that the Man in the Moon has a place in the sun.","Source Unknown"
Moon lander,"No moon, no man.","Proverb"
Moon lander,"The last astronaut left the Moon 32 years ago. It's been far too long and it's time to go back.","Eric Anderson"
Moon lander,"The moon's an arrant thief, And her pale fire she snatches from the sun.","William Shakespeare"
Moss,"A rolling stone\ngathers no moss.","Proverb"
Mountain,"The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.","William Faulkner"
Mountain,"You can never conquer the mountain. You can only conquer yourself.","James Whittaker"
MP3 player,"Give me some music, moody food of us that trade in love.","William Shakespeare"
MP3 player,"I think all music is a gift from God.","Pharrell Williams"
MP3 player,"Music is what feelings sound like.","Source Unknown"
MP3 player,"Play the music, not the instrument.","Source Unknown"
MS-DOS,"(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?",""
MS-DOS,"Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.",""
MS-DOS,"Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.",""
MS-DOS,"COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.",""
MS-DOS,"Hackers in hollywood movies are phenomenal. All they need to do is 'c:\\> hack into fbi.",""
MS-DOS,"Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...",""
MS-DOS,"Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!'.",""
MS-DOS,"You have successfully logged in, Now press any key to log out.",""
Mummy,"Although the rite of mummification is commonly associated with ancient Egypt, since Egyptian mummies became well known even in ancient times, the oldest mummies are those of the South American Chinchorro people who lived in the Andes.",""
Murder,"Murder is always a mistake - one should never do anything one cannot talk about after dinner","Oscar Wilde"
Mushroom,"All mushrooms are edible\n- once.","Unknown"
Mushroom,"It's not poisonous...","Famous Last Words"
Mushroom,"Keep your employees in\nthe dark and occasionally\nthrow shit at them.","Mushroom Management"
Mushroom,"Life is too short\nto stuff a mushroom.","Shirley Conran"
Music,"Music expresses that which\ncannot be said and on which\nit is impossible to be silent.","Victor Hugo"
Music,"When words leave off,\nmusic begins.","Heinrich Heine"
Necromancer,"Don't go to the grave with life unused.","Bobby Bowden"
Needle and thread,"Every peddler praises his own needles","Portuguese Proverb"
Needle and thread,"Fear is the needle that pierces us that it may carry a thread to bind us to heaven.","James Hastings"
Neon,"I thought it (heavy water) might have a practical use in something like neon signs.","Urey, Harold Clayton"
Neon,"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.","Lenny Bruce"
Neon,"Please, ladies and gentlemen, you stick that up in neon lights. He didn't do anything.","J. Tony Serra"
Neon lamp,"I thought it (heavy water) might have a practical use in something like neon signs.","Urey, Harold Clayton"
Neon lamp,"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.","Lenny Bruce"
Neon lamp,"Please, ladies and gentlemen, you stick that up in neon lights. He didn't do anything.","J. Tony Serra"
Nile,"The Nile is the only river in northern Africa, a fount of life in a waterless desert. It was in the Nile river valley that all the cities of ancient Egypt were located, and it is where almost all modern Egyptians live today.",""
Nuclear bomb,"Peace is the one condition\nof survival in this nuclear age.","Adlai Ewing Stevenson"
Nuclear bomb,"The best defence against\nthe nuclear bomb is not\nto be there when it goes off.","Unknown"
Nuclear power reactor,"Nuclear holocaust might eliminate the Internet.","Taylor Hanson"
Nuclear power reactor,"There is not the slightest indication that (nuclear) energy will ever be obtainable.","Albert Einstein"
Nuclear power reactor,"We have evidence that Iran makes a reactor to possess nuclear weapons.","Ariel Sharon"
Nuclear power reactor,"We have never succeeded in slowing down our nuclear fusion reactors.","Wilson Greatbatch"
Octopus,"Be careful! It's not\na usual octopus, he can\npredict something for you.","Unknown"
Octopus,"Grill him!","Soccer fans"
Oil,"Scientists say they have\ndeveloped a car that can run\non water. The only catch is,\nthe water has to come\nfrom the Gulf of Mexico.",""
Oil,"They say the oil spill\nhas the potential to kill\nmore wildlife than a\nSarah Palin hunting trip.","David Letterman"
Oil,"This is the worst thing\nto happen to beaches\nsince the Speedo.","Bill Maher"
Oil,"We're bringing oil\nto American shores.","bp"
Orc,"The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears.","J.R.R. Tolkien"
Order,"Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty and dies with chaos.","Will Durant"
Order,"Order without liberty and liberty without order are equally destructive.","Theodore Roosevelt"
Oysters,"Now if you're ready, Oysters dear, We can begin to feed","Alice in Wonderland"
Paladin,"Don't force me to run you through!","Warcraft Paladin quote"
Palm,"The actor should be able\nto create the universe\nin the palm of his hand.","Sir Laurence Kerr"
Palm,"When you see a palm tree,\nthe palm tree has seen you.","Proverb"
Paper,"A book, tight shut,\nis but a block of paper.","Proverb"
Paper,"A verbal contract isn't\nworth the paper\nit's written on.","Samuel Goldwyn"
Papyrus,"The Egyptians invented papyrus 4,000 years ago. For two and a half thousand years, papyrus was the only available writing surface.",""
Parking meter,"I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box.","Princess Diana"
Party,"Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean.","Ryunosuke Satoro"
Party,"Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.","Michael Jordan"
Personal computer,"All computers run at the same speed... with the power off.",""
Personal computer,"I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.",""
Personal computer,"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.",""
Personal computer,"Roses are #FF0000,",""
Pharaon,"The ancient Egyptians considered the Pharaoh to be the son of Ra, the sun god. They were obligated to provide for the Pharaoh and protect him at all costs. If they failed in this, the gods would smite Egypt with terrible disasters.",""
Philosophers stone,"Content is the philosopher's\nstone, that turns all\nit touches into gold.","Benjamin Franklin"
Philosophers stone,"Work is the true philosopher's\nstone which transmutes all\nthe base metal of humanity\ninto gold.","William Osler"
Philosophers stone present,"Content is the philosopher's stone, that turns all it touches into gold.","Benjamin Franklin"
Philosophers stone present,"Work is the true philosopher's stone which transmutes all the base metal of humanity into gold.","William Osler"
Phoenix,"Change is the constant,\nthe signal for rebirth,\nthe egg of the phoenix.","Christina Baldwin"
Phoenix,"I knew a phoenix in\nmy youth, so let them\nhave their day.","William Butler Yeats"
Phone,"Half the people in the world have never made a phone call... half.","William Esrey"
Phone,"Have you ever felt like a phone call that's been disconnected.","Shannen Doherty"
Phone,"I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on my phone.","Sharon Stone"
Phone,"Money talks and the phone companies know that.","Ed Mierzwinski"
Phone,"The phone started ringing off the hook, ... The rest is history.","Byron Ferguson"
Photo,"Contrast is what makes photography interesting.","Conrad Hall"
Photo,"I became interested in photography when I found my own sketching was inadequate.","Ben Shahn"
Photo,"In photography, the smallest thing can be a great subject. The little, human detail can become a Leitmotiv.","Henri Cartier-Bresson"
Photo,"Photography is an immediate reaction, drawing is a meditation.","Henri Cartier-Bresson"
Photo,"Photography is truth.","Jean-Luc Godard"
Photo,"To me, photography is the simultaneous recognition, in a fraction of a second, of the significance of an event.","Henri Cartier-Bresson"
Photocopier,"Gutenberg made everybody a reader. Xerox makes everybody a publisher.","Marshall McLuhan"
Photocopier,"Once the Xerox copier was invented, diplomacy died.","Andrew Young"
Pie,"In order to make an apple\npie from scratch, you must\nfirst create the universe.","Carl Sagan"
Pie,"When someone asks if\nyou'd like cake or pie,\nwhy not say you want\ncake and pie?","Lisa Loeb"
Pirate,"Fifteen men on the\ndead man's chest -\nYo-ho-ho, and a\nbottle of rum!","Song"
Pirate,"Why join the navy\nif you can be a pirate?","Steve Jobs"
Pirates,"Even pirates, before they attack another ship, hoist a black flag.","Bela Kiraly"
Pirates,"Give me thy gold, if thou hast any gold;\nFor I have bought it with an hundred blows.","William Shakespeare, Henry VI, Part III"
Pirates,"Them that die will be the lucky ones!","Captain Silver"
Plankton,"Ching! Sparkle sparkle!","Plankton"
Plankton,"Ha-ha-ha-ha!","Plankton"
Plankton,"Jeez. And I thought\nyou were stupid.","Plankton"
Plankton,"Oh, I'll get a Krabby Patty.","Plankton"
Plankton,"Shut your mouth,\nyou mediocre clarinet player.","Plankton"
Plankton,"SpongeBob, that's my\nKrabby Patty!","Plankton"
Plankton,"Yes. Yes! *Yes!*\nCome to papa!","Plankton"
Plankton,"You weak minded fool!","Plankton"
Plasma,"Once we start re-entering\nthe atmosphere, you start\nseeing the plasma go by\nthe windows.","James Kelly"
Plasma,"Plasmas are by far the most\ncommon phase of matter in\nthe universe, both\nby mass and by volume.","D. A. Gurnett"
Plasma TV,"The mind is like a TV set - when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.","Unknown"
Plasma TV,"TV is chewing gum for the eyes.","Frank Lloyd Wright"
Plutonium,"It is easier to denature\nplutonium than to denature\nthe evil spirit of man.","Albert Einstein"
Plutonium,"The No. 1 most dangerous\njob for developing brain\ncancer? Plutonium hat model.","Jimmy Fallon"
Poison,"A man's venom poisons\nhimself more\nthan his victim.","Charles Buxton"
Poison,"I got food poisoning today.\nI don't know when I'll use it.","Steven Wright"
Poison,"Let a man avoid evil deeds\nas a man who loves life\navoids poison.","Gautama Buddha"
Poison,"Smooth speech has\nits own poison.","Proverb"
Poison,"The surest poison is time.","Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Poison,"To be proud of virtue\nis to poison oneself\nwith the antidote.","Benjamin Franklin"
Poison,"What poison is to food,\nself-pity is to life.","Oliver C. Wilson"
Poisoned weapon,"A man's venom poisons\nhimself more\nthan his victim.","Charles Buxton"
Poisoned weapon,"I got food poisoning today.\nI don't know when I'll use it.","Steven Wright"
Poisoned weapon,"Let a man avoid evil deeds\nas a man who loves life\navoids poison.","Gautama Buddha"
Poisoned weapon,"Smooth speech has\nits own poison.","Proverb"
Poisoned weapon,"The surest poison is time.","Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Poisoned weapon,"To be proud of virtue\nis to poison oneself\nwith the antidote.","Benjamin Franklin"
Poisoned weapon,"What poison is to food,\nself-pity is to life.","Oliver C. Wilson"
Polaroid,"I became interested in photography when I found my own sketching was inadequate.","Ben Shahn"
Polaroid,"Photography is an immediate reaction, drawing is a meditation.","Henri Cartier-Bresson"
Polaroid,"To me, photography is the simultaneous recognition, in a fraction of a second, of the significance of an event.","Henri Cartier-Bresson"
Policeman,"All I need to make a\ncomedy is a park, a\npoliceman and a pretty girl.","Charlie Chaplin"
Policeman,"Relax, the handcuffs are\ntight because they're new.\nThey stretch after awhile.","Unknown"
Potion,"A love potion without drug or herb, or any witch's spell; if you wish to be loved, love.","Unknown"
Pottery,"Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?","Bible"
Pottery,"This clay, well mixed with marl and sand,\nFollows the motion of my hand;\nFor some must follow, and some command,\nThough all are made of clay!","Henry Wadsworth Longfellow"
Pottery,"Yet thy moist clay is pliant to command,\nUnwrought, and easy to the potter's hand","John Dryden"
Prayer,"As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school.","Cokie Roberts"
Prayer,"When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.","Oscar Wilde"
Pride,"Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there","Proverb"
Priest,"The first priest was the first rogue who met the first fool.","Voltaire"
Princess,"Marry Prince William? I'd love that. Who wouldn't want to be a princess?","Britney Spears"
Princess,"You may be a princess or the richest woman in the world, but you cannot be more than a lady.","Jennie Jerome Churchill"
Puzzle,"Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.","Maya Lin"
Puzzle,"The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.","Doug Horton"
Puzzle,"Then, we put it together like a puzzle.","Chip Howard"
Puzzle,"We have the pieces to the puzzle. We have a lot of weapons.","Jamey Wright"
Puzzle,"Who in the world am I Ah, that's the great puzzle.","Lewis Carroll"
Quest,"The quest of the absolute leads into the four-dimensional world.","Arthur Eddington"
Quest,"The terrible thing about the quest for truth is that you find it.","Remy de Gourmont"
Quicksilver,"Love is like quicksilver\nin the hand. Leave the fingers\nopen and it stays. Clutch it,\nand it darts away.","Dorothy Parker"
Ra,"The chief deity of the ancient Egyptians. His name means 'Sun.'",""
Radar,"There is no way in which to understand the world without first detecting it through the radar-net of our senses","Diane Ackerman"
Radiation,"Radiation is no respecter\nof national boundaries.","Ian Fairlie"
Radiation,"The double law of attraction\nand radiation or of sympathy\nand antipathy is the principle\nof Creation","Albert Pike"
Radio telescope,"An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain all that he can't see.","Source Unknown"
Radio telescope,"Enthusiasm is a telescope that yanks the misty, distant future into the radiant, tangible present.","Source Unknown"
Radio telescope,"Tears are often the telescope by which men see far into heaven.","Henry Ward Beecher"
Radio telescope,"When looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope.","Source Unknown"
Radio telescope,"Where the telescope ends, the microscope begins. Which of the two has the grander view.","Victor Hugo"
Radiowave,"If you turn on the radio,\nlove is 90 percent\nof the music.","Enrique Iglesias"
Radiowave,"It's not true I had\nnothing on, I had\nthe radio on.","Marilyn Monroe"
Raft,"If he was thrown off a ship, they must have thrown off the raft for him","Bengt Albinsson"
Raft,"If I had a raft, I would have a good time.","Michael Palmer"
Raft,"So come now, cut long timbers with an axe, and make raft, a large one.","Homer, Odyssey"
Rat,"The trouble with the rat\nrace is that even if you win,\nyou're still a rat.","Lily Tomlin"
Rat,"When the mouse laughs\nat the cat there is a\nhole nearby.","Nigerian Proverb"
Reed,"A man should endeavor\nto be as pliant as a reed,\nyet as hard as cedar-wood.","Proverb"
Reed,"Man is but a reed, the\nmost feeble thing in\nnature, but he is a\nthinking reed.","Blaise Pascal"
Reed,"Without craftsmanship,\ninspiration is a mere\nreed shaken in the wind.","Johannes Brahms"
Religion,"I considered atheism,\nbut there weren't\nenough holidays","Unknown"
Religion,"If there were no God,\nit would have been necessary\nto invent him.","Voltaire"
Resurrection,"Every parting gives a foretaste of death, every reunion a hint of the resurrection.","Arthur Schopenhauer"
Robot,"Y'know where steel wool comes from? Robot sheep!","Hank Ketcham"
Rocket,"We will never be an\nadvanced civilization as long\nas rain showers can delay the\nlaunching of a space rocket.","George Carlin"
Rocket,"What is pride?\nA rocket that emulates\nthe stars.","William Wordsworth"
Rock-n-roll,"Everyone talks about rock\nthese days; the problem is\nthey forget about the roll.","Keith Richards"
Rock-n-roll,"If it's illegal to\nrock and roll, throw my\nass in jail!","Kurt Cobain"
Rock-n-roll,"Most rock journalism is\npeople who can't write,\ninterviewing people who\ncan't talk, for people\nwho can't read.","Frank Zappa"
Rogue,"A thread will tie an honest man better than a chain a rogue.","Scottish Proverb"
Rogue,"Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue most of my life.","Jack Nicholson"
Rope,"Give a man enough rope and he'll hang himself.","American Proverb"
Rope,"Just because you came to the end of a cliff it doesnt mean that is the end,find a rope to climb down.","John Alexander Tristram"
Rum,"RUM, n. Generically, fiery\nliquors that produce\nmadness in total abstainers.","Ambrose Bierce"
Rum,"There's naught, no doubt,\nso much the spirit calms\nas rum and true religion.","Lord Byron"
Rum present,"Bite my shiny, metal ass!","Bender"
Rum present,"Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk!","Bender"
Russian roulette,"Don't try to play\nRussian Roulette with a\nsemi-automatic pistol.",""
Russian roulette,"Think of war as a game of\nRussian roulette. It is\na game of chance with your\nlife as the grand prize.","Ramman Kenoun"
Sacrifice,"As often as we do good, we sacrifice.","Benjamin Franklin"
Sacrifice,"Life is only a long and bitter suicide, and faith alone can transform this suicide into a sacrifice.","Franz Liszt"
Sacrifice,"The ancients recommended us to sacrifice to the Graces, but Milton sacrificed to the Devil.","Voltaire"
Sacrifice,"There is no rank in sacrifice.","Josephus Daniels"
Sacrifice,"What you want is fame. Then note the price. All claim to honor you must sacrifice.","Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche"
Sacrifice present,"Cthulhu fhtagn!","Chant"
Sail,"I set my sail\nfly the wind it will take me\n back to my home, sweet home...","Darren Korb, Bastion OST"
Sail,"You are not a fully fledged sailor unless you have sailed under full sail","Irish Proverb"
Sailing raft,"Odysseus spread his sail to the breeze; and he sat and guided his raft skilfully with the steering-oar, nor did sleep fall upon his eyelids","Homer, Odyssey"
Sailing raft,"The terrifying world-ocean is difficult and dreadful; there is no shore on this side or the one beyond. There is no boat, no raft, no oars and no boatman.","Sri Guru Granth Sahib"
Sailing ship,"Every ship is a\nromantic object, except\nthat we sail in.","Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Sailing ship,"Smooth seas do not\nmake skillful sailors.","Proverb"
Sailing ship,"Tell that to the marines -\nthe sailors won't believe it.","Sir Walter Scott"
Sailing ship,"The wonder is always new\nthat any sane man can\nbe a sailor.","Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Salt,"A wise woman puts a grain\nof sugar into everything\nshe says to a man, and\ntakes a grain of salt with\neverything he says to her.","Helen Rowland"
Salt,"It is a good time for us to store fresh water to curb the salt tide.","Chen Zhuhuang"
Salt,"Salt is good.","Bible"
Salt,"When life hands you\nlemons - break out the\ntequila and salt","Unknown"
Saltpetre,"Put your trust in God,\nmy boys, and keep\nyour powder dry.","Blacker"
Saltpetre,"Salt of the rock.","Merriam-Webster"
Salvation,"An idea is salvation by imagination.","Frank Lloyd Wright"
Salvation,"Don't be an art critic. Paint. There lies salvation.","Paul Cezanne"
Salvation_lost,"An idea is salvation by imagination.","Frank Lloyd Wright"
Salvation_lost,"Don't be an art critic. Paint. There lies salvation.","Paul Cezanne"
Sand,"A handful of sand\nis an anthology\nof the universe.","David McCord"
Sand,"Footprints on the sands\nof time are never made\nby sitting down.","Proverb"
Sand,"Genius has no taste\nfor weaving sand.","Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Sand,"I've been washing the sand\nwith my salty tears\nSearching the shore these long years","Sinead O'Connor"
Sand,"Write in the sand\nthe flaws of your friend.","Pythagoras"
Sand,"Write injuries in sand,\nkindnesses in marble.","Proverb"
Sarcophagus,"Ancient Egyptian sarcophagi were made of wood and covered with bronze facing or sheets of gold. Tutankhamun’s sarcophagus was made of pure gold and contained a mummy wearing a golden mask depicting the pharaoh.",""
Satellite,"A satellite has\nno conscience.","Edward R. Murrow"
Scarabeus,"One of the most revered symbols of ancient Egypt. Just like the sun travels across the sky, giving off heat and warmth and creating the conditions for life to flourish across the land, Scarab rolls its’ ball with eggs from east to the west, unless the emb",""
Scientist,"Leave the atom alone.","E. Y. Harburg"
Scientist,"Science is a wonderful thing\nif one does not have to\nearn one's living at it.","Albert Einstein"
Scientist,"Science never solves a\nproblem without creating\nten more.","George Bernard Shaw"
Scorpion,"It's not poisonous...","Famous Last Words"
Scroll,"Litera scripta manet","Latin for 'the written word endures'"
Sea,"Even Castles made of sand,\nfall into the sea,\neventually.","Jimi Hendrix"
Sea,"Follow the river and\nyou will find the sea","French Proverb"
Sea,"They are ill discoverers\nthat think there is no land,\nwhen they can see nothing\nbut sea.","Francis Bacon"
Sea,"You can't cross the sea\nmerely by standing and\nstaring at the water.","Rabindranath Tagore"
Sea launch,"In my opinion, a nuclear rocket is an enabling technology for humans to go to Mars.","Steve Howe"
Sea launch,"Rocket science has been mythologized all out of proportion to its true difficulty.","John Carmack"
Sea launch,"The history of rocket development is replete with failures and very few successes.","Elon Musk"
Sea launch,"The key to success is having some discipline, ... You don't have to be rocket scientist.","David Caruso"
Sea_lost,"Alone, alone, all, all alone,\nAlone on a wide wide sea!","Samuel Taylor Coleridge"
Sebek,"The ancient Egyptian god of water and the Nile flood, depicted with the head of a crocodile. It was believed that he frightened away the forces of darkness and was the defender of gods and men.",""
Secret door,"Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.","Coco Chanel"
Secret door,"When one door is closed, don't you know, another is open.","Bob Marley"
Seeds,"Don't judge each day by\nthe harvest you reap,\nbut by the seeds you plant.","Robert Louis Stevenson"
Seeds,"Every adversity has\nwithin it the seeds of an\nequivalent benefit.","Unknown"
Seeds,"In every failure\nlies the seeds of\nsuccess.","Dr. Deepak Chopra"
Seeds,"Nature has given us\nthe seeds of knowledge,\nnot knowledge itself.","Lucius Annaeus Seneca"
Seeds,"Only God can make a tree,\nbut I'm in charge of\nseeds and weeds!","Unknown"
Seeds,"The seeds of the day\nare best planted\nin the first hour.","Proverb"
Semiconductor,"Gossip is the Devil's radio.","George Harrison"
Semiconductor,"I knew that God put me on this earth to be on the radio.","Ed Bradley"
Semiconductor,"Radio will always be with us because of its great portability. TV can't give you that.","Ernie Harwell"
Semiconductor,"Television contracts the imagination and radio expands it.","Terry Wogan"
Semiconductor,"The radio makes hideous sounds.","Bob Dylan"
Semiconductor,"You may not like the humor, ... but that is why every radio has an on-off button.","Mel Karmazin"
Sex,"I know nothing about sex\nbecause I was always\nmarried.","Zsa Zsa Gabor"
Sex,"I tried phone sex -\nit gave me an ear infection.","Richard Lewis"
Sex,"Life is a\nsexually transmitted disease.","Guy Bellamy"
Sex,"Love is the same as like\nexcept you feel sexier.","Judith Viorst"
Sex,"Sex is a part of nature.\nI go along with nature.","Marilyn Monroe"
Shadow,"A human being is only breath and shadow.","Sophocles"
Shadow,"Men are the dreams of a shadow.","Pindar"
Shells,"One cannot collect\nall the beautiful\nshells on the beach.","Anne Morrow Lindbergh"
Shelter,"People have been saying shelter, shelter, shelter but there is no point having a tent if you are cold and hungry inside.","David Orr"
Ship,"A ship in harbor is safe -\nbut that is not what\nships are for.","John A. Shedd"
Ship,"A small leak will\nsink a great ship.","Proverb"
Ship,"Don't wait for your ship\nto come in. Row out\nto meet it.","Stevenson"
Ship,"Mare's tails and mackerel\nscales make tall ships\ntake in their sails.","Proverb"
Ship,"Water floats a ship.\nWater sinks a ship.","Proverb"
Shopping,"George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted shopping.","Jeff Melvoin"
Shopping,"I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.","Tammy Faye Bakker"
Shopping,"I hate shopping.","Patricia Velasquez"
Shopping,"I take Him shopping with me. I say, OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain.","Tammy Bakker"
Shopping,"If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.","Cythina Nelms"
Shopping,"The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.","Marcelene Cox"
Shopping cart,"George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted shopping.","Jeff Melvoin"
Shopping cart,"I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.","Tammy Faye Bakker"
Shopping cart,"I hate shopping.","Patricia Velasquez"
Shopping cart,"I take Him shopping with me. I say, OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain.","Tammy Bakker"
Shopping cart,"If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.","Cythina Nelms"
Shopping cart,"The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.","Marcelene Cox"
Silver,"A common grayness silvers everything.","Robert Browning"
Silver,"Genius without education is like silver in the mine.","Benjamin Franklin"
Silver,"The silver lining is always easier to find in someone else's cloud.","Unknown"
Sin,"Marriage is three parts\nlove and seven parts\nforgiveness of sins.","Lao Tzu"
Sin,"You sin in thinking bad\nabout people - but,\noften, you guess right.","Giulio Andreotti"
Sinew,"Sinew thread was used for sewing hides together for clothing.","Wikipedia"
Skin,"Put on yor maska and animal skins","Killing Joke"
Skyscraper,"A house has the character\nof the man who lives in it.","Proverb"
Skyscraper,"A house is a machine\nfor living in.","Le Corbusier"
Skyscraper,"Ask about your neighbors,\nthen buy the house.","Proverb"
Skyscraper,"Men make houses,\nwomen make homes.","Unknown"
Skyscraper,"Peace and a well-built\nhouse cannot be bought\ntoo dearly.","Proverb"
Sloth,"Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry all easy","Benjamin Franklin"
Smartphone,"Communism is like one big phone company.","Lenny Bruce"
Smartphone,"I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on my phone.","Sharon Stone"
Smartphone,"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number.","Robin Williams"
Smartphone,"I'm always on the phone because I'm usually not with the people I want to be with.","Natalie Portman"
Smartphone,"That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.","Jeff Foxworthy"
Smoke_lost,"I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.","Bob Monkhouse"
Snake,"Even snakes are\nafraid of snakes.","Steven Wright"
Snake,"When you see a snake,\nnever mind where he\ncame from.","W. Gurney Benham"
Snare,"And many among them shall stumble, and fall, and be broken, and be snared, and be taken.","Bible"
Snare,"Thorns and snares are in the way of the froward: he that doth keep his soul shall be far from them.","Bible"
Software,"Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.","Source Unknown"
Software,"Software development is technical activity conducted by human beings.","Niklaus Wirth"
Solar cell,"At the end of the day, this is the biggest solar power bill in the nation.","Bernadette Chiaro"
Solar cell,"The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.","Ralph Nader"
Soldier,"A true woman always\nloves a real soldier.","Belle Boyd"
Soldier,"Dad, how do soldiers\nkilling each other solve\nthe world's problems?","Calvin & Hobbes"
Soldier,"We make war that we\nmay live in peace.","Aristotle"
Space station,"I believe that the only way the human race is gonna survive is to start colonizing space and setting up colonies on the moon, and then space stations.","Ace Frehley"
Spark,"A spark neglected has often raised a conflagration.","Quintus Curtius Rufus"
Spear,"My spear is unstoppable!","Samurai Warrior"
Spell,"Life is a spell so exquisite that everything conspires to break it.","Emily Dickinson"
Spellbook,"Alohomora - this spell opens and/or unlocks doors.","List of spells in Harry Potter"
Spellbook,"Aparecium - this spell makes invisible ink appear.","List of spells in Harry Potter"
Spellbook,"Orchideous - this spell makes a bouquet of flowers appear out of the caster's wand.","List of spells in Harry Potter"
Spirit,"An alcoholic is someone who\nyou do not like who drinks\nas much as you do.","Dylan Thomas"
Spirit,"I have taken more out of\nalcohol than alcohol\nhas taken out of me.","Sir Winston Churchill"
Spirit,"Reality is an illusion\ncaused by lack of alcohol.","Unknown"
Spirit,"Two great European\nnarcotics, alcohol\nand Christianity.","Friedrich Nietzsche"
Spyglass,"A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.","Fred Allen"
Spyglass,"The soul without imagination is what an observatory would be without a telescope.","Henry Ward Beecher"
Stainless steel,"Character is to man what carbon is to steel.","Napoleon Hill"
Stainless steel,"My heart is true as steel.","William Shakespeare"
Stainless steel,"O conscience, upright and stainless, how bitter a sting to thee is a little fault.","Dante Alighieri"
Stainless steel,"The finest steel has to go through the hottest fire.","John Mitchell"
Statue,"The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf.","Mark Twain"
Statue,"The sculptor produces the beautiful statue by chipping away such parts of the marble block as are not needed--it is a process of elimination.","Elbert Hubbard"
Steak,"If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?","Tom Snyder"
Steak,"My favorite animal is\nsteak.","Fran Lebowitz"
Steak,"The only time to eat diet\nfood is while you're\nwaiting for the steak to cook.","Julia Child"
Steak,"When mighty roast beef was the Englishman's food\nIt ennobled our hearts and enriched our blood","Henry Fielding"
Steam,"By means of steam one\ncan go from California to\nJapan in eighteen days.","Townsend Harris"
Steam,"Letting off steam\nalways produces more heat\nthan light.","Neal A. Maxwell"
Steam,"Mode of providing\nsteam power to locomotives.","John Ericsson"
Steam-engine,"I know that many will\ncall this useless work.","Leonardo da Vinci"
Steam-engine,"If a person lacks problems\nhe will invent them.","Unknown"
Steam-engine,"Necessity, who is the\nmother of invention.","Plato"
Steam-engine,"Wisdom is the daughter\nof experience.","Leonardo da Vinci"
Steamship,"A ship in harbor is safe -\nbut that is not what\nships are for.","John A. Shedd"
Steamship,"A small leak will\nsink a great ship.","Proverb"
Steamship,"Don't wait for your ship\nto come in. Row out\nto meet it.","Stevenson"
Steamship,"Mare's tails and mackerel\nscales make tall ships\ntake in their sails.","Proverb"
Steamship,"Water floats a ship.\nWater sinks a ship.","Proverb"
Stereo,"If I ever die of a heart attack, I hope it will be from playing my stereo too loud.","Source Unknown"
Stereo,"Wine is like music, ... If you're not listening, it doesn't matter what's playing on the stereo.","Karen MacNeil"
Stick,"I don't know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.","Albert Einstein."
Stone,"A diamond with a flaw\nis better than a common\nstone that is perfect.","Proverb"
Stone,"A rolling stone\ngathers no moss.","Proverb"
Stone,"A stone is heavy and the sand is weighty; but a fools wrath is heavier than them both.","Dune"
Stone,"Character is a diamond\nthat scratches every\nother stone.","Proverb"
Stone,"One of the secrets of life\nis to make stepping stones\nout of stumbling blocks.","Jack Penn"
Stone,"The man who moved the\nmountain began by carrying\naway small stones.","Proverb"
Stone,"The scythe ran\ninto a stone.","Proverb"
Storm,"After a storm comes a calm.","Matthew Henry"
Storm,"Do not seek storms.\nThey will find you.","Sterling G. Ellsworth"
Storm,"Every cloud engenders\nnot a storm.","William Shakespeare"
Storm,"The English summer:\nthree fine days\nand a thunderstorm.","Proverb"
Storm,"The storm also beats\non the house that\nis built on the rock.","Unknown"
Storm,"They sicken of the calm,\nwho know the storm.","Dorothy Parker"
Storm,"Vows made in storms\nare forgot in calms.","Unknown"
Storm_lost,"After a storm comes a calm.","Matthew Henry"
Storm_lost,"Do not seek storms. They will find you.","Sterling G. Ellsworth"
Storm_lost,"Every cloud engenders not a storm.","William Shakespeare"
Storm_lost,"The English summer: three fine days and a thunderstorm.","Proverb"
Storm_lost,"The storm also beats on the house that is built on the rock.","Unknown"
Storm_lost,"They sicken of the calm, who know the storm.","Dorothy Parker"
Storm_lost,"Vows made in storms are forgot in calms.","Unknown"
Sublimation,"Transportation made sublimation literal. It conveyed evil to another world.","Robert Hughes"
Sugar,"Everything is a miracle.\nIt is a miracle that one does\nnot dissolve in one's bath\nlike a lump of sugar.","Pablo Picasso"
Sugar,"When my horse is running\ngood, I don't stop to give\nhim sugar.","William Faulkner"
Sulfur,"Put your trust in God,\nmy boys, and keep\nyour powder dry.","Blacker"
Sun,"If I had to choose a religion,\nthe sun as the universal giver\nof life would be my god.","Napoleon Bonaparte"
Sun,"It is with words as with\nsunbeams - the more they\nare condensed, the deeper\nthey burn.","Robert Southey"
Sun,"It takes both the sun\nand the rain to make\na beautiful rainbow.","Unknown"
Sun,"Opportunities are like sunrises.\nIf you wait too long,\nyou miss them.","William Arthur Ward"
Sun,"Some painters transform\nthe sun into a yellow spot,\nothers transform a yellow\nspot into the sun.","Pablo Picasso"
Sun,"Three things cannot be\nlong hidden: the sun,\nthe moon, and the truth.","Gautama Buddha"
Sunflower,"Every friend is to the other\na sun, and a sunflower also.\nHe attracts and follows.","Jean Paul Richter"
Sunflower,"The sunflower is a\nfavorite emblem of\nconstancy","Thomas Bulfinch"
Sunglasses,"They say you are a man of good... taste.","Dracula"
Sunglasses present,"They say you are a man of good... taste.","Dracula"
Super glue,"I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.","Tim Vine"
Super glue,"Man is born broken. He lives by mending. The grace of God is glue.","Eugene O'Neill"
Super glue,"Truth is the glue that holds government together.","Gerald Ford"
Super glue,"Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?","Steven Wright"
Super glue,"Women are the glue that holds our day-to-day world together.","Anna Quindlen"
Swamp,"Frogs are smart -\nthey eat what bugs them.","William G. T. Shedd"
Swamp,"It's hard to remember the\ngoal to drain the swamp\nwhen we are up to our\nwaist in alligators.","Unknown"
Swamp,"It's not easy being green.","Kermit the Frog"
Swamp,"The frog does not\ndrink up the pond\nin which it lives.","Proverb"
Swamp,"What do swearing frogs say?\nOh, bull frog!",""
Swamp,"When frogs are croaking,\nthen silence is becoming.","Proverb"
Swamp,"Where do ill frogs go?\nThe hopspital!",""
Sword,"Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.","John Ray"
Sword,"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.","Marty Feldman"
Tank,"The engine of the tank is a weapon just as the main-gun","Heinz Guderian"
Tank,"The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.","Oliver Wendell Holmes"
Tavern,"For whoever is lonely\nthere is a tavern.","Georg Trakl"
Tavern,"There is nothing which has\nyet been contrived by man,\nby which so much happiness\nis produced as by a good\ntavern.","Samuel Johnson"
Tea,"A woman is like a teabag - only in hot water do you realize how strong she is.","Nancy Reagan"
Tea,"Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea.","Author Unknown"
Tea,"Each cup of tea represents an imaginary voyage.","Catherine Douzel"
Tea,"Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.","Henry Fielding"
Tea,"Tea is drunk to forget the din of the world.","T'ien Yiheng"
Tea,"Tea is liquid wisdom.","Anonymous"
Tea,"The perfect temperature for tea is two degrees hotter than just right.","Terri Guillemets"
Tea,"You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.","C.S. Lewis"
Teabag,"Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea.","Author Unknown"
Teabag,"Each cup of tea represents an imaginary voyage.","Catherine Douzel"
Teabag,"Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.","Henry Fielding"
Teabag,"Tea is drunk to forget the din of the world.","T'ien Yiheng"
Teabag,"Tea is liquid wisdom.","Anonymous"
Teabag,"The perfect temperature for tea is two degrees hotter than just right.","Terri Guillemets"
Teabag,"You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.","C.S. Lewis"
Team,"But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.","Andrew Marvell"
Team,"Bring me my bow of burning gold!\nBring me my arrows of desire!\nBring me my spear!\nO clouds, unfold!\nBring me my chariot of fire!","William Blake"
Teleport,"God will protect me.","Famous Last Words"
Temple,"The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.","Benjamin Franklin"
Tequila,"One tequila, two tequila,\nthree tequila, floor.","George Carlin"
Tequila present,"Bite my shiny, metal ass!","Bender"
Tequila present,"Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk!","Bender"
Theft,"It's no crime to steal from a thief","Proverb"
Theory of relativity,"In 1905 Albert discovered Relativity, in 1906 he invented Rock and Roll.","Yahoo Serious"
Theory of relativity,"Relativity applies to physics, not ethics.","Albert Einstein"
Theory of relativity,"Relativity teaches us the connection between the different descriptions of one and the same reality.","Albert Einstein"
Theory of relativity,"Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself anymore.","Albert Einstein"
Thunderbird,"A spirit of thunder,\nlightning, and rain\nin the form of a huge bird.","Indians"
Time,"Don't count every hour in the day, make every hour in the day count.",""
Time,"For every minute spent in organizing, an hour is earned.",""
Time,"Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in.","Napoleon Bonaparte"
Time,"Time discovers truth.","Seneca"
Time,"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.","Douglas Adams"
Time,"Time is the justice that examines all offenders.","William Shakespeare"
Time,"Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.","Proverb"
Time,"You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future.",""
Toaster,"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.","Rodney Dangerfield"
Toaster,"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.","Clint Eastwood"
Toaster,"Never put a sock in a toaster.","Eddie Izzard"
Tobacco,"For thy sake, Tobacco,\nI Would do any thing\nbut die.","Charles Lamb"
Tobacco,"Perfection is such a\nnuisance that I often\nregret having cured myself\nof using tobacco.","Emile Zola"
Tolerance,"In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher.","Dalai Lama"
Tools,"A bad workman quarrels\nwith his tools.","Proverb"
Tools,"All the tools and engines\non earth are only extensions\nof man's limbs and senses.","Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Tools,"Give us the tools\nand we will finish the job.","Sir Winston Churchill"
Tools,"If the only tool you\nhave is a hammer, you\ntend to see every\nproblem as a nail.","Abraham H. Maslow"
Tools,"Man is a\ntool-making animal.","Benjamin Franklin"
Torture,"Anyone will say anything under torture.","George Galloway"
Torture,"If you wish to drown, do not torture yourself with shallow water.","Proverb"
Torture,"Put me on torture hell rides.","Wesley Willis"
Torture,"Tasting good and bad, you eat nectar and then poison, and then the five passions appear and torture you.","Granth Sahib"
Torture,"There is no worse torture than the torture of laws.","Francis Bacon"
Torture,"Thinking is the greatest torture in the world for most people.","Luther Burbank"
Torture,"This work is a torture on the rump but a joy to the heart.","Eduardo Galeano"
Tower,"The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.","Unknown"
Traffic lights,"I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.","Larry King"
Traffic lights,"There are no traffic jams in the second mile.","Source Unknown"
Traffic lights,"They've said I want to direct pictures. I couldn't direct traffic.","Marilyn Monroe"
Transistor,"A transistor is like a miniature on-off switch that allows a computer to process information.",""
Transistor,"Early transistors were used to amplify audio signals.",""
Transistor,"The first transistor radio went on the market in 1954 and had only four transistors.",""
Trap,"I don't want the cheese, I just want to get out of the trap.","Spanish Proverb"
Trap,"Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.","Paulo Coelho"
Treant,"Did you hear about\nthe lazy treant?\nIt just wooden work!","Unknown"
Treant,"I was once stalked by\na treant... he just\nwouldn't leaf.","Unknown"
Tree,"A tree never hits an\nautomobile except\nin self-defense.","Proverb"
Tree,"A tree that affords\nthee shade, do not order\nit to be cut down.","Proverb"
Tree,"An apple never falls\nfar from the tree.","Proverb"
Tree,"Don't shake the tree\nwhen the pears fall\noff themselves.","Proverb"
Tree,"If a tree dies,\nplant another in its place.","Linnaeus"
Tree,"One generation plants\nthe trees; another\ngets the shade.","Proverb"
Tree,"The nut doesn't reveal\nthe tree it contains.","Proverb"
Tree,"Though a tree grows so\nhigh, the falling leaves\nreturn to the root.","Proverb"
Tree,"When you see a palm tree,\nthe palm tree has seen you.","Proverb"
Turtle,"All the thoughts of a\nturtle are turtles, and of\na rabbit, rabbits.","Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Turtle,"Behold the turtle.\nHe makes progress only\nwhen he sticks his neck out.","James B Conant"
Turtle,"Try to be like the turtle -\nat ease in your own shell.","William Taylor Copeland"
TV,"The mind is like a TV set -\nwhen it goes blank,\nit's a good idea to\nturn off the sound.","Unknown"
TV,"TV is chewing gum\nfor the eyes.","Frank Lloyd Wright"
Typewriter,"There is nothing to writing.\nAll you do is sit down at\na typewriter and bleed.","Ernest Hemingway"
Typewriter,"When a reporter sits down\nat the typewriter,\nhe's nobody's friend.","Theodore White"
UFO,"Have you noticed since\neveryone has a camcorder\nthese days no one talks\nabout seeing UFOs like\nthey used to.",""
UFO,"I stopped reading science\nfiction once I saw that the\nUFO was real. It became\nscience fact that just\nhasn't been proven yet.","Mike Bird"
Underground,"For every prohibition you create you also create an underground.","Jello Biafra"
Unicorn,"A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.","Proverb"
Unicorn,"A wise man never plays leap frog with a unicorn... except for Chuck Norris.","ChaCha!"
USB,"Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers.",""
USB,"If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.",""
Vacuum cleaner,"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.","Oliver Herford"
Vacuum cleaner,"Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.","Sophia Loren"
Vacuum tube,"Gossip is the Devil's radio.","George Harrison"
Vacuum tube,"I knew that God put me on this earth to be on the radio.","Ed Bradley"
Vacuum tube,"Radio will always be with us because of its great portability. TV can't give you that.","Ernie Harwell"
Vacuum tube,"Television contracts the imagination and radio expands it.","Terry Wogan"
Vacuum tube,"The radio makes hideous sounds.","Bob Dylan"
Vacuum tube,"You may not like the humor, ... but that is why every radio has an on-off button.","Mel Karmazin"
Vampire,"A fight to the death\nwith a vampire has\na few inherent problems...","Unknown"
Vampire,"A vampire named Dawn.","Oxymoron"
Vampire,"If Dracula can't see his\nreflection in the mirror,\nhow come his hair is always\nso neatly combed?","Steven Wright"
Vampire,"Lisa, vampires are\nmake-believe, like elves,\ngremlins, and eskimos.","Homer Simpson"
Vampire,"One thing vampire children\nare taught is, never run\nwith a wooden stake.","Jack Handy"
Vampire,"The strength of the vampire\nis that people will\nnot believe in him.","Garrett Fort"
Vampire,"What happens when\ntwo vampires meet?\nIt was love at first bite!",""
Vampire,"What is a vampires\nleast favorite food?\nSteak",""
Vegetarianism,"Reason and justice tell me there's more love for humanity in electricity and steam than in chastity and vegetarianism.","Anton Chekhov"
Video game,"I hope they make a video game of me. At least I wouldn't have any cellulite then.","Scarlett Johansson"
Video game,"Life is a video game. No matter how good you get, you are always zapped in the end.","John Updike"
Virtual reality,"Most people are awaiting Virtual Reality I'm awaiting virtuous reality.","Eli Khamarov"
Virtual reality,"Who needs virtual reality if you can dream.","Loesje"
Virtue,"All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.","Aristotle"
Virtue,"What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.","Voltaire"
Virus,"Freedom is the most\ncontagious virus\nknown to man.","Hubert H. Humphrey"
Virus,"Love is like a virus.\nIt can happen to anybody\nat any time.","Maya Angelou"
Vitamin,"Hard work beats all the tonics and vitamins in the world.","Harland Sanders"
Vitamin,"Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins.","Peter Tork"
Vitamin,"The best vitamin for making friends, B-1.","Source Unknown"
Vodka,"Call me what you like,\nonly give me some vodka.","Russian proverb"
Vodka,"Connecting people.","Vodka"
Vodka,"There can be no ugly\nwomen, there can only\nbe not enough vodka.","Russian saying"
Vodka,"Vodka is our enemy,\nso we'll utterly consume it!","Anonymous, Russian proverb"
Vodka,"Vodka spoils everything\nbut the glasses.","Anonymous, Russian proverb"
Vodka present,"Bite my shiny, metal ass!","Bender"
Vodka present,"Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk!","Bender"
Void,"All sins are attempts\nto fill voids.","Simone Weil"
Void,"Chance is a word void\nof sense; nothing can\nexist without a cause.","Voltaire"
Void,"Nature abhors a vacuum.","Francois Rabelais"
Walls,"All in all it was all just bricks in the wall","Pink Floyd"
Walls,"For the stone shall cry out of the wall, and the beam out of the timber shall answer it.","Bible"
Walls,"Not houses finely roofed or the stones of walls well builded, ...make the city but men able to use their opportunity.","Alcaeus"
Wand,"It's not how big the wand is. It's how much magic is inside.","John Fox"
Warrior,"And the stern joy which\nwarriors feel In foemen\nworthy of their steel.","Sir Walter Scott"
Warrior,"Can my sword\ntalk to your axe?","Famous Last Words"
Warrior,"He who conquers himself\nis the mightiest warrior.","Kung Fu-tzu Confucius"
Washing machine,"Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.","Whoopi Goldberg"
Washing machine,"Our gray water only consists of our water from our washing machine.","Gretchen Gigley"
Washing machine,"Today I would rather fall in love with a washing machine than a woman.","Richard Edwards"
Water,"Nothing is softer or more\nflexible than water,\nyet nothing can resist it.","Lao Tzu"
Water,"The fall of dropping water\nwears away the Stone.","Lucretius"
Water,"The most efficient water\npower in the world -\nwomen's tears.","Wilson Mizner"
Water,"Water is the driving\nforce of all nature.","Leonardo da Vinci"
Water,"What runs but never\ngets tired?","Proverb"
Water_lost,"Nothing is softer or more flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.","Lao Tzu"
Water_lost,"The fall of dropping water wears away the Stone.","Lucretius"
Water_lost,"The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.","Wilson Mizner"
Water_lost,"Water is the driving force of all nature.","Leonardo da Vinci"
Water_lost,"What runs but never gets tired?","Proverb"
Weapon,"All they that take the sword\nshall perish with the sword.","The Bible"
Weapon,"He who lives by the\nsword dies by the sword.","Proverb"
Weapon,"Imagination is the\none weapon in the war\nagainst reality.","Jules de Gaultier"
Weapon,"Kindness is the noblest\nweapon to conquer with.","Proverb"
Webcam,"Young men's love then lies not truly in their hearts, but in their eyes.","William Shakespeare"
Webcam,"Your face is a book, where men may read strange matters.","William Shakespeare"
Weeds,"Bless my weeds.","Proverb"
Weeds,"Only God can make a tree,\nbut I'm in charge\nof seeds and weeds!","Unknown"
Weeds,"Sweet flowers are slow\nand weeds make haste.","William Shakespeare"
Weeds,"Weeds Never Die.","Proverb"
Werewolf,"Never moon a werewolf.","Mike Binder"
Werewolf,"Where do you keep\nyour pet werewolf?\nIn a were house.",""
Werewolf,"Where does a werewolf\nsit in the theater?\nAnywhere he wants to!",""
Whale,"Save the whales.\nCollect the whole set.","Unknown"
Whale,"Throw out a herring\nto catch a whale.","Proverb"
Wheat,"He that will have a\ncake out of wheat\nmust tarry the grinding.","William Shakespeare"
Wheat,"There grows no wheat\nwhere there is no grain.","Proverb"
Wheat,"You have to separate the\nchaff from the wheat.","Proverb"
Wheel,"Don't reinvent the wheel,\njust realign it.","Anthony J. D'Angelo"
Wheel,"Moving water turns\nthe mill wheel.","Unknown"
Wheel,"Put your shoulder\nto the wheel.","Aesop"
Wheel,"The squeaky wheel\ngets the grease.","Proverb"
Wheel,"The wheel that squeaks\nthe loudest is the first\nto be replaced.","Unknown"
White russian,"How come if alcohol kills\nmillions of brain cells,\nit never killed the ones\nthat made me want to drink?","Author Unknown"
White russian,"Never cry over spilt milk.\nIt could've been whiskey.","from Maverick"
White russian,"The cocktail party is a\ndevice for paying off\nobligations to people\nyou don't want to invite\nfor dinner.","Charles Smith"
White sail,"Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.","Mark Twain"
White sail,"Whither, O splendid ship, thy white sails crowding,\nLeaning across the bosom of the urgent West.","Robert Bridges"
Windows,"All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?",""
Windows,"Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)",""
Windows,"Cannot read data, leech the next boy's paper? (Y/N)",""
Windows,"File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)",""
Windows,"The truth is out there...anybody got the URL?",""
Wizard,"At least, lightning\nnever strikes twice...","Famous Last Words"
Wizard,"Magic users are WIMPS!","Famous Last Words"
Wizard,"No true wizard ever\nbreaks his word.","Famous Last Words"
Wizard,"You are welcome,\nmost noble Sorceress,\nto the land of the Munchkins.","Munchkins"
Woman,"A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.","Gilbert K. Chesterton"
Woman,"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.","John Lennon"
Woman,"No one knows like a woman how to say things which are at once gentle and deep.","Victor Hugo"
Wood,"A closed mind is like\na closed book:\njust a block of wood.","Proverb"
Wood,"Hmmm... we chop down trees\nand chop up wood.","Proverb"
Wood,"Rotten wood\ncannot be carved.","Proverb"
Wood,"Some men go through\na forest and see\nno firewood.","Unknown"
Wood,"You are not wood,\nyou are not stones,\nbut men.","William Shakespeare"
Wool,"Or shear swine,\nall cry and no wool.","Samuel Butler"
Work,"Man was made at the end\nof the week's work when\nGod was tired.","Mark Twain"
Work,"The best way to appreciate\nyour job is to imagine\nyourself without one.","Oscar Wilde"
Worm,"If man makes himself\na worm he must not\ncomplain when he is\ntrodden on.","Immanuel Kant"
Worm,"The early bird gets the\nworm, but the second\nmouse gets the cheese.","Unknown"
Worm,"The most beautiful fig\nmay contain a worm.","Proverb"
Wrath,"A hangover is the wrath of grapes","Unknown"
WWW,"Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.","Mitchell Kapor"
WWW,"The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.","Bill Gates"
WWW,"Well, the future of the Internet is... Reality.","Daniel Keys Moran"
Yo-yo,"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along?",""
Yo-yo,"Teacher: What did Robert the Bruce do after watching the spider climbing up and down?",""
Yo-yo,"What goes BUZZZZZ, ZZZZZUB, BUZZZZZ, ZZZZZUB? A bee stuck to a yo-yo.",""
Zeppelin,"Led Zeppelin, you can't find a better band to pay homage to.","Ann Wilson"
Zeppelin,"Many Times Been Loved, and Many Times Been Bitten.","Led Zeppelin"
Zeppelin,"The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of the aftermath.","Led Zeppelin"
Zeppelin,"There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.","Led Zeppelin"
Zipper,"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.","George Burns"
Zipper,"Of all the things that tax a man's patience, there's nothing to compare with a stuck zipper.","Source Unknown"
Zombie,"Dishonor will not trouble me,\nonce I am dead.","Euripides"
Zombie,"I war not with the dead.","Homer"
Acid,"Memories are like stones, time and distance erode them like acid","Ugo Betti"
AI,"Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity?","Steve Polyak"
Armageddon,"We stand at Armageddon and we battle for the Lord.","Theodore Roosevelt"
Armageddon,"We will have to wait a little longer to see if Armageddon has arrived.","John McCain"
Army,"I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion","Alexander the Great"
Army,"If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one of them would remain in the army","Frederick II"
Astaroth,"He appeareth in the Form of an hurtful Angel riding on an Infernal Beast like a Dragon... He giveth true answers of things Past, Present, and to Come, and can discover all Secrets.",""
Atheism,"To believe in God is impossible - to not believe in Him is absurd","Voltaire"
Baal,"Elijah went before the people and said,""How long will you waver between two opinions? If the Lord is God, follow him; but if Baal is God, follow him."" But the people said nothing.",""
Bat,"It's better to light a candle then to curse the darkness","Dr. Carl Sagan"
Battle cruiser,"Military power wins battles, but spiritual power wins wars","General G. C. Marshall"
BFG 9000,"It was the first weapon that really made us swoon","X-Play's Top 10"
Biological weapon,"...we believe there are chemical weapons in Syria.","George W. Bush"
Biological weapon,"It clearly proves that diplomacy can win over the proliferation of nuclear, biological and chemical weapons.","Javier Solana"
Biological weapon,"The world community knows that Iraq has chemical weapons and biological weapons.","Douglas Feith"
Biological weapon,"We have no such weapons at all, no chemical weapons, no biological weapons.","Mohammed Aldouri"
Biological weapon,"We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.","Al Gore"
Bomb,"I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise","Joe E. Lewis"
Bomber,"The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace","Nikita Khrushchev"
Cannon,"The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer","Oliver Wendell Holmes"
Cellulose,"Corn is an OK source for ethanol. But if you really want to hit a homerun, you need to go to cellulose","Daniel Kammen"
Cerberus,"Those that I fight I do not hate, those that I guard I do not love","William Butler Yeats"
Chemical weapon,"...we believe there are chemical weapons in Syria.","George W. Bush"
Chemical weapon,"It clearly proves that diplomacy can win over the proliferation of nuclear, biological and chemical weapons.","Javier Solana"
Chemical weapon,"The world community knows that Iraq has chemical weapons and biological weapons.","Douglas Feith"
Chemical weapon,"We have no such weapons at all, no chemical weapons, no biological weapons.","Mohammed Aldouri"
Chemical weapon,"We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.","Al Gore"
Chimera,"...a thing of immortal make, not human, / lion-fronted and snake behind, a goat in the middle, / and snorting out the breath of the terrible flame of bright fire.",""
City,"City life is millions of people being lonesome together","Henry David Thoreau"
Communism,"All I know is I'm not a Marxist.","Karl Marx"
Communism,"Communism works, if everybody stopped carring about money.","John Smith"
Communism,"For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.","Alexander Solzhenitsyn"
Communism,"It was patriotism, not communism, that inspired me.","Ho Chi Minh"
Communism,"Let's not talk about Communism. Communism was just an idea, just pie in the sky.","Boris Yeltsin"
Communism,"Socialism is simply Communism for people without the testosterone to man the barricades.","Gary North"
Communism,"Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English.","George Bernard Shaw"
Communism,"There is a specter haunting Europe, the specter of Communism.","Karl Marx"
Corruption,"The more corrupt the state, the more laws","Publius Cornelius Tacitus"
Crow,"A lucky man is rarer than a white crow.","Decimus Junius Juvenalis Juvenal"
Crow,"A whitewashed crow soon shows black again","Proverb"
Crow,"The eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn from the crow.","William Blake"
Crow,"The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.","Unknown"
Cthulhu,"Anything that looks like Godzilla wearing an octopus hat shouldnt be hard to find","The Real Ghost Busters"
Cyberspace,"In Cyberspace, the First Amendment is a local ordinance.","John Perry Barlow"
Death ray gun,"We come in peace.","Martian ambassador"
Death star,"I have you now!","Darth Vader"
Death star,"That's no moon. It's a space station.","Obi-Wan"
Death star,"We're doomed.","C-3PO"
Democracy,"A full and fair discussion is essential to democracy.","George Soros"
Democracy,"Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor.","James Russell Lowell"
Democracy,"Democracy is beautiful in theory, in practice it is a fallacy.","Benito Mussolini"
Democracy,"Democracy is finding proximate solutions to insoluble problems.","Reinhold Niebuhr"
Democracy,"Democracy is indispensable to socialism.","Vladimir Lenin"
Democracy,"Democracy means the opportunity to be everyone's slave.","Karl Kraus"
Democracy,"It will take years to bring Iraq the democracy it deserves.","Bill Owens"
Democracy,"Tyranny naturally arises out of democracy.","Plato"
Democracy,"We're not perfect, but we do have democracy.","Hugo Chavez"
Democracy,"You don't spread democracy through the barrel of a gun.","Helen Thomas"
Desert eagle,"You can get more with a nice word and a gun than you can with a nice word","Al Capone"
Dictatorship,"Television has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable.","Shimon Peres"
Dictatorship,"The class struggle necessarily leads to the dictatorship of the proletariat.","Karl Marx"
Dictatorship,"The question is whether we trade dictatorship for chaos.","Joseph Biden"
Dictatorship,"The world will not accept dictatorship or domination.","Mikhail Gorbachev"
Dictatorship,"When dictatorship is a fact, revolution becomes a right.","Victor Hugo"
Dictatorship,"Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.","Harry Truman"
Diseases,"The Earth has a skin and that skin has diseases, one of its diseases is called man","Friedrich Nietzsche"
Disintegrator,"Black holes are where God divided by zero","Stephen Wright"
Dove,"Censure acquits the raven, but pursues the dove","Juvenal"
Earthquake,"I used to sleep nude - until the earthquake.","Alyssa Milano"
Earthquake,"Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.","Karl Kraus"
Earthquake,"We learn geology the morning after the earthquake.","Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Empire,"No one is free who has not obtained the empire of himself","Pythagoras"
Epidemic,"A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.","George Bernard Shaw"
Epidemic,"All the men in my life have been two things an epic and an epidemic.","Ethel Waters"
Epidemic,"Bird flu vs. Swine flu = ???",""
Epidemic,"Enthusiasm is contagious. You can start an epidemic.","Source Unknown"
Epidemic,"Thought is an infection. In the case of certain thoughts, it becomes an epidemic.","Wallace Stevens"
Flamethrower,"Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness","Terry Pratchett"
Force field,"Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived","Abraham Lincoln"
Frankenstein,"We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic","David Russell"
Friendship,"If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you","Winnie the Pooh"
Friendship,"Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget","Proverb"
Gambling,"Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something","Wilson Mizner"
Hand grenade,"I heard a grenade to the head is the best medicine!","S.T.A.L.K.E.R"
Heavens,"He who thinks himself wise, O heavens! is a great fool","Voltaire"
Hydra,"When you cut off one Hydra head, two more grow back","Proverb"
Inferno,"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell","Aldous Huxley"
Kronos,"""For he learned from Gaia and starry Uranus that he was\ndestined to be overcome by his own son, strong though he was, through\nthe contriving of great Zeus. Therefore he swallowed down his\nchildren""",""
Land mine,"Land mines kill more children than soldiers, and they keep killing after wars are over","Bill Clinton"
Lawyer,"If you don't get a lawyer who knows law then get the one who knows the Judge!","Coluche"
Leather,"I don't wear leather, wool, or silk.","Alexandra Paul"
Leather,"Worth makes the man, and want of it the fellow. The rest is all but leather or prunello.","Alexander Pope"
Light saber,"The child's skill with a lightsaber are most impressive","Star Wars"
Mammon,"...my more-having would be as a sauce / to make me hunger more; that I should forge / quarrels unjust against the good and loyal, / destroying them for wealth.",""
Medusa,"Hey you, you can't escape / Wicked smile, full of lies / Head of snakes, approach her cave / But don't look in her eyes / Oh, her eyes","Anthrax"
Mutant,"I Love Being A Turtle","Michelangelo"
Napalm,"I love the smell of napalm in the morning...","Kilgore"
Pegasus,"They sway'd about upon a rocking horse, And thought it Pegasus.","John Keats"
Piranha,"People eat fish. Fish don't eat people","Piranha Movie"
Plasmagun,"I want to build a plasma gun from microwave parts...","help.com"
Poison gas,"Politics are very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at times.","Winston Churchill"
Politician,"I was really too honest a man to be a politician and live","Socrates"
Psycology,"Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother","Robin Williams"
Psycology,"Idleness is the parent of psychology","Friedrich Nietzsche"
Razorvine,"Every good thing in the world stands on the razor-edge of danger.","Thornton Wilder"
Razorvine,"Life is a razor, you are always in hot water or a scrape.","John Updike"
Sect,"Marge, when I join an underground cult, I expect a little support from my family","Homer Simpson"
Shub-Niggurath,"The prayers against the Crawling Chaos now turning to an inexplicably triumphant shriek... Ia! Shub-Niggurath! The Goat with a Thousand Young...",""
Skeleton,"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.","George Bernard Shaw"
Skeleton,"The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks.","Henry Miller"
Skeleton,"There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.","Wilson Mizner"
Soul,"Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies","Aristotle"
Soul,"You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body","C.S. Lewis"
Space marine,"There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew","Marshall McLuhan"
Space ship,"The earth is like a spaceship that didn't come with an operating manual","R. Buckminster Fuller"
Spell book,"Alohomora - this spell opens and/or unlocks doors.","List of spells in Harry Potter"
Spell book,"Aparecium - this spell makes invisible ink appear.","List of spells in Harry Potter"
Spell book,"Orchideous - this spell makes a bouquet of flowers appear out of the caster's wand.","List of spells in Harry Potter"
Spore,"A spore a day, keeps the boredom away.","Arkanay"
Spore,"If you've got a spore, protect it.","galxyofpower"
Spore,"THIS...IS...SPORTA!!!!!!!","galxyofpower"
Styx,"Don't pay the ferryman before he gets you to the other side","Proverb"
Submarine,"We all live in a yellow submarine!","The Beatles"
Succubus,"Seduction is merely encouraging a man to do something he already wants to do.","Lisa Kleypas"
Suffering,"The heart was made to be broken","Oscar Wilde"
Surveillance,"Big Brother is watching you.","truth"
Terrorism,"The war against terrorism is terrorism","Woody Harrelson"
TNT,"Desire, like the atom, is explosive with creative force","Paul Vernon Buser"
Tsunami,"In general, the impact of the tsunami is a lot less than the human impact.","Clive Wilkinson"
Tsunami,"The election is not a tsunami where you need the help of an army to rescue people.","Ibrahim Lipumba"
Tsunami,"This is not a ripple effect. This is a tsunami.","Jennifer Dunn"
Vacuum bomb,"We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs","Kenneth Clark"
War,"We make war that we may live in peace","Aristotle"
Witch,"I'm not a Witch; I'm your wife","The Princess Bride"
Wolf,"Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is","Proverb"

Snow,"Snow is a magical veil that hides everything ugly, turning any place into a Winter wonderland!"
Snow,"Don't complain about the snow on your neighbor's roof when your own doorstep is unclean.","Confucius"
Xmastree,"The best Valentine's Day gift is to finally take down the Christmas tree!"
Xmastree,"I put my darling's gift under the tree!\nSo where is she?\nOut looking. The forest is a big place!"

Love bow,"Without love we are nothing more than an empty canvas...","Philip T. M."
Love bow,"There is no fear in the word LOVE! For LOVE does not know fear...","Philip T. M."

Postcard,"Everything in the world exists to end up as a postcard.","Tom Phillips"
Postcard,"Send me things in the mail. Wherever you go, I don’t care where you go, just send me something in the mail from where you are.","Wallace Berman"

Sheep,"Sheep have rectangular pupils just like mongooses and octopuses. ",
Sheep,"Sheep inhabit almost every continent. ",
Horse,"There are almost 160 different breeds of horses around the world. However, the Arabian is unique in that it is the purest of them all. ",
Horse,"Horses are able to open bolted doors in other pens, releasing their co-captives. ",

Nest,"A German legend says that Easter Bunny leaves a nest full of painted eggs as a gift to good children." ,
Easter Egg,"Painted eggs are gifted during Easter. Since ancient times, the egg is a symbol of fertility and rebirth." ,
Rabbit,"Hares can be seen in any country, as they are one of the most widespread mammals on Earth.",
Rabbit,"When it rains, hares press their ears to their heads to keep out rain and avoid getting sick.",
Rabbit,"Hare teeth grow throughout their entire lives, getting ground down while eating.",
Decorated house,"A festive winter house"