<events>
  <event id="0" title="Tom" dialog="This is BS, man! I was all thinking, like, it'd be super cool to have somebody who was in the running for WFF champ as police chief, but she's such a friggin' buzzkill!" type="dlg">
    <trigger type="obj" val="Yugi" />
    <next id="1"/>
  </event>

  <event id="1" title="Tom" dialog="She's all like, 'Myeh, you have to WORK even though you're upset about stuff, you guys are being children, I don't WANT to use third party mercenaries as scabs!' Big friggin' whoop." type="dlg">
    <next id="2"/>
 </event>

  <event id="2" title="Tom" dialog="Anyway, I've got literally nothing better to do than answer your questions all day. Hi, my name is Tom." type="reply">
    <reply text="Aren't a lot of people hurt by police inaction?" />
    <reply text="I heard you guys were striking. What's up with that?" />
    <reply text="So, Kim's police chief? Crazy!" />
    <reply text="Catch you later, bluesby." />
    <next id="3"/>
    <next id="5"/>
    <next id="6"/>
    <next id="0"/>
  </event>
<!--crime?-->

  <event id="3" title="Tom" dialog="Oh, yeah, you kidding me? It's literally anarchy out there. A guy could just wander around in a mask suplexing guys and he'd be totally safe." type="dlg">
    <next id="4"/>
 </event>

  <event id="4" title="Tom" dialog="Anyway, what else is up?" type="reply">
    <reply text="Remind me why you're striking?" />
    <reply text="How did Kim become head cop?" />
    <reply text="Okay, I'm good." />
    <next id="5"/>
    <next id="6"/>
    <next id="0"/>
 </event>

<!--donuts-->
  <event id="5" title="Tom" dialog="Ask Kim! She'll tell you. She loves talking about it!" type="reply">
    <reply text="So, isn't there a crime problem with you guys striking?" />
    <reply text="So how did Kim become chief of police?" />
    <reply text="All I wanted to know." />
    <next id="3"/>
    <next id="6"/>
    <next id="0"/>
 </event>

<!--kim?-->
  <event id="6" title="Tom" dialog="She was already a cop! Yeah, before she was WFF." type="dlg">
    <next id="7"/>
 </event>

  <event id="7" title="Tom" dialog="Her fighting career was kind of a non-starter, though, on account of not getting to be champ, so she ended up just joining the force in Whateville." type="dlg">
    <next id="8"/>
 </event>

  <event id="8" title="Jared" dialog="How long did it take her to become chief?" type="dlg">
    <next id="9"/>
 </event>

  <event id="9" title="Tom" dialog="Two weeks? Our last chief was a spunky Saint Bernard, so." type="reply">
    <reply text="So is crime a problem, now?" />
    <reply text="What's this strike all about?" />
    <reply text="Know what? I'm good. We're good." />
    <next id="3"/>
    <next id="5"/>
    <next id="0"/>
 </event>

</events>
