<events>
  <event id="0" title="Patriot" dialog="Wait, are you on my schedule? Let's see: &quot;Thursday, meet with reek salesman (incontinent)&quot; ...sorry, not seeing it. Get the hell out of my office." type="dlg">
    <trigger type="obj" val="Patriot" />
    <trigger type="var" subject="!" val="lou letter" />
    <trigger type="var" subject="!" val="lou_down" />
    <next id="1"/>
  </event>

  <event id="1" title="Jared" dialog="Peter! It's me, Jared from the WFF! Doesn't this powerful chin and handsome upper lip ring a bell?" type="dlg">
    <next id="2"/>
  </event>

  <event id="2" title="Patriot" dialog="Oh my...Jared Dent, it really is you! You're alive! Get the hell out of my office." type="dlg">
    <next id="3"/>
  </event>

  <event id="3" title="Jared" dialog="But I hadn't even gotten to the outrageous favor I wanted to ask you." type="dlg">
    <next id="4"/>
  </event>

  <event id="4" title="Patriot" dialog="Jared, I swear I have lost track of how many times I told you this, but you CAN NOT apply for a liquor license &quot;just to have!&quot; " type="dlg">
    <next id="5"/>
  </event>

  <event id="5" title="Jared" dialog="This isn't about my one-man nightclub scheme, Pete. This is about a very old, very dear mutual friend who happens to need you...to  ...forget that she tried to kill you with a javelin. Please." type="dlg">    <next id="6"/>
  </event>

  <event id="6" title="Patriot" dialog="Relax, Jared. I wasn't going to feel bad saying &quot;no&quot; even if your request made ANY GOD DAMN SENSE." type="dlg">
    <next id="7"/>
  </event>

  <event id="7" title="Patriot" dialog="Let me break this down for you. I have been the President of the United States of America trapped in a low-down broke Whateville schmuck's exquisite body for my entire life. I snapped a lot of necks and flashed a lot of thong to get where I am today. I am DAMN PROUD of that." type="dlg">
    <next id="8"/>
  </event>

  <event id="8" title="Patriot" dialog="Am I angry that Lou tried to kill me? Yes. Do I think she deserves to die? Yes, absolutely. But am I going to waste taxpayer resources destroying her just to gratify my own desire for petty revenge?" type="dlg">
    <next id="9"/>
  </event>

  <event id="9" title="Jared" dialog="...yes?" type="dlg">
    <next id="10"/>
  </event>

  <event id="10" title="Patriot" dialog="You are GOD DAMN RIGHT I am! So you can tell Lou that until I can find an affordable COMPETENT hitman to wipe her off the world map, she better get her narrow lance-tossing, taco-greasing, no-home-having ass off my front lawn and figure out which of her stray cats gets her life's savings of MSG packets. You get me?" type="reply">
    <reply text="Or...bear with me, here...I can get her to sign an official apology?"/>
    <reply text="Look, friends are important! So how about tossing that sweet killing-Lou gig my way, friend?"/>
    <reply text="I will...think about my options."/>
    <next id="11"/>
    <next id="22"/>
    <next id="25"/>
  </event>

  <!--we can sort-->

  <event id="11" title="Patriot" dialog="Unless it's written on her scalp, I don't see a letter slaking my lust for extrajudicially-shed blood and tears, Dent." type="dlg">
    <next id="12"/>
  </event>

  <event id="12" title="Jared" dialog="I'm just saying, why not take the high road of a quick, lawful humiliation? Why risk your meteoric rise to governor on extrajudicial murder?" type="dlg">
    <next id="13"/>
  </event>

  <event id="13" title="Patriot" dialog="You really think killing some taco witch is going to bring the heat on my campaign?" type="talk">
    <talk context="Hey, you can't afford to take chances running for governor of...uh, whatever this state is.">
      <replies>
        <reply text="Okay, so you're trying to fail this on purpose, or what's the deal?" />
        <reply text="Okay, so you're trying to fail this on purpose, or what's the deal?..." />
        <reply text="Well, I'll put it this way, Dent, you're making as much sense as I expected." />
        <reply text="Ehh, you're right. She's like a violent, lost puppy." />
        <reply text="Dammit, you're right. She's like a violent, lost puppy." />
      </replies>
      <best body="0" opinion="0" tone="1"/>
      <worst body="2" opinion="2" tone="3"/>
    </talk>
    <next id="14"/>
  </event>

  <event id="14" title="Patriot" dialog="But just so we're clear here, we are going to punish her LATER. All this non-revenge is building up to the part where I crush her like a corn nut, right?" type="talk">
    <talk context="Uh?">
      <replies>
        <reply text="You're losing me on the 'Don't hurt Lou' front, Dent." />
        <reply text="Yeah, that's what I thought." />
        <reply text="I see! Go to hell, Dent." />
        <reply text="See, I really needed some of that famous lethal conviction, Dent." />
        <reply text="There, see? Glad we see eye to eye on the murder." />
      </replies>
      <best body="1" opinion="0" tone="1"/>
      <worst body="0" opinion="2" tone="2"/>
    </talk>
    <next id="15"/>
  </event>

  <event id="15" title="Patriot" dialog="And hey, it's not like she's gonna try to kill me again, is it?" type="talk">
    <talk branch="12" context="Is that...is he being sarcastic? Because that could totally happen.">
      <replies>
        <reply text="So was that sarcasm, or, just...unbelievably stupid honesty?" />
        <reply text="So was that sarcasm, or, just...unbelievably stupid honesty?" />
        <reply text="No, seriously. Is she going to try to kill me again?" />
        <reply text="Well, I'll survive. I've got bodyguards and money." />
        <reply text="Ha ha ha! Yeah, can you imagine?" />
      </replies>
      <best body="3" opinion="0" tone="0"/>
      <worst body="2" opinion="2" tone="1"/>
    </talk>
    <next id="19"/>
    <next id="16"/>
  </event>
  <!--win-->
  <event id="16" title="Patriot" dialog="You know what, screw it. I don't care. She's off my menu for now...just so long as she signs these letters of apology to Mary and myself. Don't ask why I had these prewritten and lying around. Sometimes I just got to get myself through the day." type="dlg">
    <next id="17"/>
  </event>

  <event id="17" title="Jared" dialog="A letter to your secretary? Did Lou huck a spear at her too or what?" type="dlg">
    <next id="18"/>
  </event>

  <event id="18" title="Patriot" dialog="No, just me, but she didn't bother calling ahead to schedule it." type="dlg">
    <effect type="var" subject="add" val="captain_part2" />
    <effect type="save" val="" />
    <effect type="health" subject="Jared" val="" />
    <effect type="aim" subject="Town Hall" val="Now to hook Lou up with a sincere apology letter."/>
    <next id="27"/>
  </event>

  <!--lose-->

  <event id="19" title="Patriot" dialog="You know, Dent, you've convinced me." type="dlg">
    <next id="20"/>
  </event>

  <event id="20" title="Jared" dialog="Great!" type="dlg">
    <next id="21"/>
  </event>

  <event id="21" title="Patriot" dialog="...that getting smashed in the head for a living was pretty much the apex of your career, art, and time on this Earth. Get out of my office." type="dlg">
    <effect type="aim" subject="Town Hall" val="Well, I guess I have no choice but to get violent! Or, I guess, leave?"/>
    <!--<effect type="end" subject="" val="" />-->
    <next id="28"/>
  </event>

  <!--I can beat up lou-->
  <event id="22" title="Patriot" dialog="You want to handle this? You know what, I'd get a sick thrill out of seeing my two least favorite shiftless, worthless bastards knuckle it out on my front lawn. Tell you what, you're on the case." type="dlg">
    <next id="23"/>
  </event>

  <event id="23" title="Jared" dialog="So what do I get for putting her down?" type="dlg">
    <next id="24"/>
  </event>

  <event id="24" title="Patriot" dialog="I'll mention you're in town to the WFF, slide you in at my barber's, and throw in the half a summer sausage from my last illegally-accepted gift basket. You won't get a better offer, Dent. Not in this lifetime." type="dlg">
    <next id="26"/>
  </event>

  <!--see ya!-->

  <event id="25" title="Patriot" dialog="God dammit, Dent." type="dlg">
    <next id="26"/>
  </event>

  <event id="26" title="Patriot" dialog="Are you still here?" type="reply">
    <trigger type="obj" val="Patriot" />
    <trigger type="var" subject="!" val="lou_down" />
    <reply text="So, about helping Lou..."/>
    <reply text="Did I already offer to kill Lou for you?"/>
    <reply text="Later, hater."/>
    <next id="11"/>
    <next id="22"/>
    <next id="25"/>
  </event>

  <event id="27" title="Patriot" dialog="Are you still here?" type="dlg">
        <trigger type="obj" val="Patriot" />
    <trigger type="var" subject="!" val="lou letter" />
    <trigger type="var" val="captain_part2" />
    <trigger type="var" subject="!" val="lou_down" />
<next id="27"/>
  </event>

  <event id="28" title="Patriot" dialog="Out of my office, Dent!" type="dlg">
    <trigger type="obj" val="Patriot" />
    <next id="28"/>
  </event>

</events>
