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  <event id="0" title="Ned" dialog="Hey, have you noticed it's been five minutes since some big rich douchebag yelled a slur at another big rich douchebag?" type="dlg">
    <trigger type="var" subject="!" val="nerd_war" />
    <trigger type="var" subject="" val="jock_war" />
    <trigger type="var" subject="!" val="school_peace" />
    <trigger type="obj" val="Yuri" />
    <next id="1"/>
  </event>

  <event id="1" title="Yuri" dialog="Yeah, I guess that big guy over there put all the non-tech frat boys in the hospital." type="dlg">
    <next id="2"/>
  </event>

  <event id="2" title="Ned" dialog="That's a shame. Really cuts down on my clandestine pool of repressed, athletic lovers." type="dlg">
    <next id="0"/>
  </event>

</events>