CNN News Update: "From offshore Cuba, Marines of the 1st Battalion have found themselves in the same predicament as the Bay of Pigs invaders months earlier. They have been stopped cold in their advance from Playa Hermosa. Loss reports are still coming into the newsroom."**

This is shameful, commander! You've let us all down. The repurcussions of this failure will be felt world-wide. You are to report to the divisional HQ. Your career is over as far as being a Marine officer!