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Quit??  But...but there's still#villagers that need burning!
QUIT GAME
Are you sure??  This will erase#all stats, scores, achievements, etc.#and you can't undo it!
DATA ERASED!
Your data has been erased.#Time for a new reign of terror!
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ACHIEVEMENTS
PAUSE
"A dragon loose in MY city!?"
"Send a handful of my Knights to dispose of it!"
"What's taking so long?!"
"Send in my Archers as support!"
"What are the Peasants doing?!"
"Have them build Turrets for defense!"
"The beast still lives?!"
"We need more firepower, send the Catapults in!"


"The beast moves too fast!"
"Why have the Peasants not built walls yet?!"
"Such incompetence!!"
"These lazy fools should be building Spike Traps by now!"
"The beast survives MAGIC?!"
"Where are my Lancers? Asleep in the Barracks?!"
"I'm surrounded by fools!"
"Send in Ballistas, I want this Dragon's head!!"
"How is this possible?!"
"Saddle my Lancers up immediately!"
"This is getting expensive!"
"Summon my wizards, their magic will freeze it!"
"We're taking too much damage!"
"Send in my Priestesses to protect my kingdom!"
DESTROY 100 BUILDINGS!!


EAT TO GAIN POWER!!
100+ COMBO#REWARD!!
PROTECT THE EGG!!
NEW EGG!!
NEW HIGH SCORE!!


"Father, I shall rally our troops!"
PRINCESS ARRIVES - VILLAGE GAINS ATTACK BOOST!
"Our daughter! I'll deal with this!"
QUEEN ARRIVES - VILLAGE GAINS DEFENSE BOOST!
"I shall slay the beast myself!"
KING ARRIVES - VILLAGE GAINS ATTACK & DEFENSE BOOST!
UNLIMITED DASH!!
UNLIMITED JUMP!!
UNLIMITED FIRE!!
DESTRUCTION
Destroy over 5,000 villagers, leaving terror and devestation in your wake!
Destroy over 5,000 villagers!
OBLITERATION
Destroy over 10,000 villagers and the kingdom will tell legends of you for eternity!
Destroy over 10,000 villagers!
CHAIN COMBO
Destroy over 1,000 villagers in one combo, every 100 villagers adds a multiplier!
Destroy over 1,000 villagers in one combo!
RAMPAGE
Destroy over 5,000 villagers in one combo, try to end Rampage Mode landing on a house!
Destroy over 5,000 villagers in one combo!
UNSTOPPABLE
Destroy over 10,000 villagers in one combo, the occasional Rampage Mode dash across the village can do wonders!
Destroy over 10,000 villagers in one combo!
NEW PARENT
Eat enough villagers to fill your Egg Meter and lay your first-born!
Fill your Egg Meter and lay your first-born!
FAMILY MATTERS
Fill your Egg Meter 3 or more times in one combo to lay 3 or more eggs at the same time!
Lay 3 or more eggs at a time!
MASSIVE IMPACT
Destroy 6 buildings at once!  One good high drop should do it!
Destroy 6 buildings at once!
RAIN OF FIRE
Shoot 15 fireballs while in mid-air!  Tap the Jump button to flap and slow your descent!
Shoot 15 fireballs while in mid-air!
KINGDOM DESTROYED
Obliterate the entire Royal Family when they come to try to stop your destructive rampage!
Obliterate the entire Royal Family!
IMPOSSIBLE??
Complete the game with one continuous combo! (hint: combo ends when you stay on the ground without eating)
Holy shit I can't believe you did it!
LEGENDARY DESTRUCTION
The Steam Community has done 2,000,000,000 points worth of destruction...how is there even anything left TO destroy??
STEAM COMMUNITY GOAL!!
LEGENDARY ATTACK
The Steam Community has attacked over 2,000,000,000 villages...how do so many villages even exist on one planet??
STEAM COMMUNITY GOAL!!
LEGENDARY BULLDOZING
The Steam Community has destroyed over 6,000,000 buildings...you'd think the Peasants would give up and just live in tents on the grass by now!
STEAM COMMUNITY GOAL!!
LEGENDARY SPAWNING
The Steam Community has spawned over 1,000,000 Baby Dragons...with this many babies running around, you're sure to see one if you keep your eye on the skies! ;)
STEAM COMMUNITY GOAL!!
LEGENDARY OBLITERATION
The Steam Community has obliterated 100,000 villages...now I wish I made an ending cutscene or something!  Thankyou to everyone who's played! :)
STEAM COMMUNITY GOAL!!
LEGENDARY DOMINATION
That's it!  You've done it!  There's no more Achievements to get, no more Stats to fill...I can't believe anyone was able to do this!
ALL GOALS COMPLETE!!















PRINCESS
QUEEN
KING
DANGER!!
STARVING
HUNGRY
SATIATED
RAMPAGE!!
HURTING
EAT SOMETHING OR RUN AWAY...
DAMAGED!
EAT SOMETHING SOON!
CRITICAL!
EAT SOMETHING!!!!!
HIGHEST SCORE: 








Press 
 to Eat and fill your Hunger Meter!
Double-tap to Dash, Jump while Dashing to escape tricky situations!
Stomp
Press new 
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LEFT
RIGHT
JUMP
ATTACK
EAT
STOMP
ALREADY IN USE!
VICTORY!!
Congratulations!  You've destroyed the kingdom!  The villagers have been freed from the pesky burden of that whole "being alive" thing!
##You've slaughtered the royal family causing fear and chaos to spread through the land.  A rival kingdom will probably move in to take over and enslave everyone.
##Don't worry though, the rival kingdom's army will probably be obliterated by demons entering the world through the dimensional portals all those wizards and priestesses you killed were keeping at bay.
##This, of course, will inevitably draw the attention of a more powerful villain who will move in to turn the demons into their own personal army to take over the world with.
##...it's cool though, maybe I'll make a game in the future where the Player has to clean up this mess you've made.  ;)
 BONUS
BUILDINGS#DESTROYED
STEAM STATS
Steam Stats
Total destruction
Total villages attacked
Total buildings destroyed
Total Baby Dragons hatched
Total Villages obliterated
STEAM
YOU

Thanks for playing!  :)##This the first game where I've done all the programming, art and marketing by myself, so your support means a lot!##If you had fun, please tell your friends about it and check out my future games!##If you make a Let's Play or Review, you have full permission to monetize your video, and please E-Mail the link to me so I can check it out:#jeff@bulletproofoutlaws.com
GAME OVER!!