	: CATLADY-oneline1 "How can anyone be sad when there's so many kitties?" ;
	: CATLADY-oneline2 "I love my kitties!" ;
	: CATLADY-oneline3 "You can never have enough cats!" ;
	: CATLADY-oneline4 "We should take a teensy bit of our food to feed the cats!" ;
	: CATLADY-oneline5 "Pincher is the rebel of my group of cats!" ;
	: CATLADY-oneline6 "My cats don't bite those are just kisses!" ;
	: CATLADY-oneline7 "*Good* people are never allergic to cats." ;
	: CATLADY-oneline8 "Cats always cheer me up!" ;
	: CATLADY-oneline9 "I think I might be queen of the cats!" ;
	: CATLADY-oneline10 "Other cat ladies are just *pretenders*." ;
	: CATLADY-oneline11 "Heeeere kitty kitty." ;
	: CATLADY-oneline12 "Cats are people too!" ;
	: CATLADY-oneline13 "I'm suspicious of anyone that doesn't like cats." ;
	: CATLADY-oneline14 "If my cats don't like you, I don't like you!" ;
	: CATLADY-oneline15 "It must be a sign of affection when they vomit on the carpet." ;
	: CATLADY-oneline16 "Umm, my cats only eat moist canned food." ;
	: CATLADY-oneline17 "Some of my cats are lactose intolerant." ;

	deck-new
		card: CATLADY-oneline1
		card: CATLADY-oneline2
		card: CATLADY-oneline3
		card: CATLADY-oneline4
		card: CATLADY-oneline5
		card: CATLADY-oneline6
		card: CATLADY-oneline7
		card: CATLADY-oneline8
		card: CATLADY-oneline9
		card: CATLADY-oneline10
		card: CATLADY-oneline11
		card: CATLADY-oneline12
		card: CATLADY-oneline13
		card: CATLADY-oneline14
		card: CATLADY-oneline15
		card: CATLADY-oneline16
		card: CATLADY-oneline17
	constant CATLADY-ONELINERS
	CATLADY-ONELINERS var catlady-oneliners

: catlady-oneliner
	catlady-oneliners depths 0= if CATLADY-ONELINERS shuffles to catlady-oneliners then
	blurbslot 0= if
		catlady-oneliners drawcard blurbsay
	then
;

	deck-new
	17 cards: catlady-oneliner

	constant BLURB-CATLADY-DECK
	BLURB-CATLADY-DECK var blurb-catlady-deck
