
: tlb-pumped
	blurbslot 0= if // Conversation starter, then everyone in party responds
		"GET PUMPED! GET PUMPED!!" fbold blurbsay
	else
		rnd5050 if
			blurbslot 2 < if ($ "AUUUUUURRRRRGH!" $) blurbsay
			me 70 %chance if .morale++ else .strength++ then 
			then
		then
	then
;

// Trying to make his text flash like the YOU ARE KILLED messages

	: TLB-oneline1 "TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL?! I'M WAY PAST SWOLE!!" ;
	: TLB-oneline2 "GOTTA GET HUGE! GOTTA STAY HUGE!!" ;
	: TLB-oneline3 "I NEED TO LIFT SOMETHING OR I'M GOING TO LOSE GAINS!!" ;
	: TLB-oneline4 "ZOMBIES CAN'T BITE THROUGH THIS! ***FLEXES*** YEAH! YEAH!!!" ;
	: TLB-oneline5 "DON'T NEED WEAPONS WHEN I GOT THESE GUNS! WOOOOO!" ;
	: TLB-oneline6 "***GRUNTS WHILE FURIOUSLY PUMPING A HUGE DUMBBELL IN THE CAR***" ;
	: TLB-oneline7 "ALL THESE ZOMBIES DIED AND TOTALLY LOST ALL THEIR MUSCLE MASS!" ;
	: TLB-oneline8 "GOTTA GET HUGE! GOTTA STAY HUGE! GOTTA GET HUGE! GOTTA STAY HUGE!" ;
	: TLB-oneline9 "YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *FLEXES*" ;
	: TLB-oneline10 "NEXT CHANCE WE GET I GOTTA GET SOME PROTEIN POWDER!!" ;
	: TLB-oneline11 "PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE THAT A GOOD TAN CAN GIVE YOU THE EDGE IN COMPETITION!" ;
	: TLB-oneline12 "AIN'T NO ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE GONNA KILL THESE GAINS!" ;
	: TLB-oneline13 "I DO CURLS INSIDE THE TANNING BEDS TO SAVE TIME!" ;
	: TLB-oneline14 "GUNS? I GOT MY GUNS RIGHT HERE! *FLEX*" ;
	: TLB-oneline15 "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SEW? CUZ' I'M RIPPED! *FLEX*" ;

	deck-new
		card: TLB-oneline1
		card: TLB-oneline2
		card: TLB-oneline3
		card: TLB-oneline4
		card: TLB-oneline5
		card: TLB-oneline6
		card: TLB-oneline7
		card: TLB-oneline8
		card: TLB-oneline9
		card: TLB-oneline10
		card: TLB-oneline11
		card: TLB-oneline12
		card: TLB-oneline13
		card: TLB-oneline14
		card: TLB-oneline15
	constant TLB-ONELINERS
	TLB-ONELINERS var tlb-oneliners

: tlb-oneliner
	tlb-oneliners depths 0= if TLB-ONELINERS shuffles to tlb-oneliners then
	blurbslot 0= if
		tlb-oneliners drawcard fbold blurbsay
	then
;

	deck-new
		card: tlb-pumped
	15 cards: tlb-oneliner

	constant BLURB-TLB-DECK
	BLURB-TLB-DECK var blurb-tlb-deck