	: MADSCI-oneline1 "To-do: Make some sort of chair that automatically kills zombies by itself." ;
	: MADSCI-oneline2 "To-do: Make invincible anti-zombie car that also finds any surviving hunks." ;
	: MADSCI-oneline3 "Well, technically I'm not a real scientist but on the other hand shut up." ;
	: MADSCI-oneline4 "I don't mind this apocalypse that much. Less fools to destroy I guess." ;
	: MADSCI-oneline5 "Those so-called colleagues of mine! Fools! I'll show them all!" ;
	: MADSCI-oneline6 "Sometimes I worry about the health effects of teleportation but, 'whatever'." ;
	: MADSCI-oneline7 "None of this would have happened if Obama let me build my death rays in peace." ;
	: MADSCI-oneline8 "It's hard to get parts nowadays unless it's zombie parts." ;
	: MADSCI-oneline9 "Hey, don't blame me for all this zombie crap. Wasn't me!" ;
	: MADSCI-oneline10 "My lab shouldn't be too far away." ;

	deck-new
		card: MADSCI-oneline1
		card: MADSCI-oneline2
		card: MADSCI-oneline3
		card: MADSCI-oneline4
		card: MADSCI-oneline5
		card: MADSCI-oneline6
		card: MADSCI-oneline7
		card: MADSCI-oneline8
		card: MADSCI-oneline9
		card: MADSCI-oneline10
	constant MADSCI-ONELINERS
	MADSCI-ONELINERS var madsci-oneliners

: madsci-oneliner
	madsci-oneliners depths 0= if MADSCI-ONELINERS shuffles to madsci-oneliners then
	blurbslot 0= if
		madsci-oneliners drawcard blurbsay
	then
;

	deck-new
	10 cards: madsci-oneliner

	constant BLURB-MADSCI-DECK
	BLURB-MADSCI-DECK var blurb-madsci-deck
