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SPLASH_TAGLINE,Games for people with beards.,"Gemes fur peuple-a veet beerds. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",Company motto
SPLASH_WARNING,WARNING,VERNING,Shown on initial startup screen.
SPLASH_GRATUITIOUS,"FIST OF AWESOME
CONTAINS GRATUITOUS
BEAR NUDITY.","FIST OoF EVESOME
CONTEINS GRETOoITOOoS
BEER NOoDITY.",Shown on initial startup screen.
SPLASH_DISCRETION,Player discretion advised.,Pleyer deescreshun edfeesed. Bork bork bork!,Shown on initial startup screen.
SPLASH_LOADING,Loading...,Luedeeng...,Shown on initial startup screen.
MENU_BACK,Back,Beck,Menu option to return to previous screen
MENU_YES,Yes,Yees,Positive answer to question
MENU_NO,No,Nu,Negative answer to question
MENU_RESET_SAVE_QUESTION,"Are you sure you want to
reset all save data?","Ere-a yuoo soore-a yuoo vunt tu
reset ell sefe-a deta?",
MENU_EXIT_GAME_QUESTION,Exit game?,Ixeet geme-a?,
MENU_ARENAS,Arenas,Erenes,Title screen menu item
MENU_BEGIN_LEGEND,Begin Legend,Begeen Legend,Starts a new game
MENU_SCORES,Scores,Scures,View leaderboards for an arena
MENU_CONTINUE,Continue Legend,Cunteenooe-a Legend,Continues existing game
MENU_MORE,More,Mure-a,Opens “More” menu screen
MENU_BUY_FULL_GAME,Buy Full Game,Booy Fooll Geme-a,Opens purchase dialog in shareware version
MENU_SELECT_ARENA,Select Arena,Select Erena,Go to select arena area menu
MENU_FIGHT,Fight!,Feeght,Start fighting
MENU_PAUSED,PAUSED,PEOoSED,
MENU_MUSIC_VOLUME,Music Volume,Mooseec Fuloome-a,
MENU_SFX_VOLUME,SFX Volume,SFX Fuloome-a,
MENU_RESUME,Resume,Resoome-a,
MENU_QUIT,Quit,Qooeet,
MENU_YOU_CAN_DO_BETTER,YOU CAN DO BETTER,YOOo CEN DO BETTER,
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HUD_GO,Go! >,Gu! >,Appears to encourage player to move
HUD_BEAR,BEAR,BEER,
HUD_FIGHT,FIGHT!,FIGHT BORK!,
HUD_COMBO,COMBO,COoOoMBOoo,
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TIME_PRESENT_DAY,Present Day,Preseent Dey,Time Period
TIME_10000_BC,"10,000 BC","10,000 BC",Time Period
TIME_1172_AD,1172 AD,1172 ED,Time Period
TIME_DUNNO,??????,??????,Unknowable Time Period
INTRO_SPEECH_1,Hi everybody!,Hee iferybudy!,
INTRO_SPEECH_2,I'm so glad you could make it!,I'm su gled yuoo cuoold meke-a it!,
INTRO_SPEECH_3,We're going to party like it's 1969!,Ve're-a gueeng tu perty leeke-a it's 1969!,
INTRO_SPEECH_4,Whaaaat's that noise?,Vheeeet's thet nueese-a?,
INTRO_SPEECH_5,MY HOUSE!,MY HOOoSE!,
INTRO_SPEECH_6,MY FAMILY!,MY FEMILY!,
INTRO_SPEECH_7,WHAT IN THE NAME OF JON BON JOVI IS GOING ON?!,VHET IN THE NEME OoF JON BON JOFI IS GOING OoN?!,
INTRO_SPEECH_8,"Woah, my hand feels odd.","Vueh, my hund feels oodd. Bork bork bork!",
INTRO_SPEECH_9,The universe needs you Tim Burr!,Zee uneeferse-a needs yuoo Teem Boorr!,
INTRO_SPEECH_10,ARGH! MY HAND IS ALIVE!,ERGH! MY HEND IS ELIFE!,
INTRO_SPEECH_11,Stop shouting.,Stup shuooteeng.,
INTRO_SPEECH_12,AAAAARRRGGGHHHHH!,EEEEERRRGGGHHHHH!,
INTRO_SPEECH_13,SHUT UP TIM BURR! LISTEN TO ME!,SHOoT UP TIM BOoRR! LISTEN TO ME!,
INTRO_SPEECH_14,Earth's history has been compromised.,Ierth's heestury hes beee cumprumeesed. Bork bork bork!,
INTRO_SPEECH_15,Everything you know never happened.,Iferytheeng yuoo knoo nefer heppened. Bork bork bork!,
INTRO_SPEECH_16,The timeline must be restored!,Zee teemeline-a moost be-a restured!,
INTRO_SPEECH_17,Who the Hall & Oates are you?,Vhu zee Hell & Ooetes ere-a yuoo?,
INTRO_SPEECH_18,"Why, I'm the mighty FIST OF AWESOME!","Vhy, I'm zee meeghty FIST OoF EVESOME!",
INTRO_SPEECH_19,Will you help me Tim Burr?,Veell yuoo help me-a Teem Boorr?,
INTRO_SPEECH_20,I guess so.,I gooess su.,
INTRO_SPEECH_21,Great. I'm taking control of your nervous system.,Greet. Um de hur de hur de hur. I'm tekeeng cuntrul ooff yuoor nerfuoos system.,
INTRO_SPEECH_22,GGRRNNGGH! THIS FEELS WEIRD!,GGRRNNGGH! THIS FEELS VEIRD!,
INTRO_SPEECH_23,Good. That's working fine.,Guud. Bork bork bork! Thet's vurkeeng feene-a.,
INTRO_SPEECH_24,Now I'm going to punch a deer.,Noo I'm gueeng tu poonch a deer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!,
INTRO_SPEECH_25,Excellent. Your mind is most malleable.,Ixcellent. Um de hur de hur de hur. Yuoor meend is must melleeble-a.,
INTRO_SPEECH_26,I'm not 100% happy about this.,"I'm nut 100% heppy ebuoot thees. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
INTRO_SPEECH_27,More deer!,Mure-a deer!,
LUMBERBEAR_FIGHT_1,WHY HUMAN UNCHAINED?!,VHY HOoMEN UNCHEINED?!,
LUMBERBEAR_FIGHT_2,GET BACK IN ZOO FILTHY HUMAN!,GET BECK IN ZOO FILTHY HOoMEN!,
LUMBERBEAR_FIGHT_3,Keep your paws off me you damn dirty bear!,Keep yuoor pevs ooffff me-a yuoo demn durty beer!,
WOODLAND_LEAVING_SIGN_TOP,"YOU ARE LEAVING
THE FORBIDDEN ZONE","YOOo ERE LEEFING
THE FORBIDDEN ZONE",
WOODLAND_LEAVING_SIGN_BOTTOM,THANKS FOR VISITING!,THENKS FOR FISITING!,
WOODLAND_BEARHATTAN_SIGN,BEARHATTAN,BEERHETTEN,
WOODLAND_SIGN_IFB_PRESENT,"I Fight Bears
Present","I Feeght Beers
Present",
WOODLAND_SIGN_A_GAME_BY,"A Game By
Nicoll Hunt","A Geme-a By
Neecull Hoont",
WOODLAND_SIGN_WARNING_TETCHY_DEER,"WARNING:
TETCHY DEER","VERNING:
TETCHY DEER",
WOODLAND_SIGN_DO_NOT_EAT_FIRE,"DO NOT EAT
FIRE","DO NOT IET
FIRE",
WOODLAND_SIGN_EAT_KILL_LOVE,"EAT, KILL
LOVE NATURE","IET, KILL
LOFE NETOoRE",
BEARHATTAN_FLAME_GRILLED,"FLAME
GRILLED
HUMAN
FLESH","FLEME
GRILLED
HOoMEN
FLESH",Sign outside Bear Grillz restaurant
BEARHATTAN_SOUP_OF_THE_DAY,Soup of the day,Suoop ooff zee dey,Sign outside Bear Grillz restaurant
BEARHATTAN_TEARS_OF_OUR_ENEMIES,TEARS OF OUR ENEMIES,TEERS OoF OoOoR INEMIES,Sign outside Bear Grillz restaurant
BEARHATTAN_WANTED,WANTED,VENTEEEEED,Wanted poster on wall
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TUTORIAL_TAP_TO_SPEED_UP,"Tap to
speed up","Tep tu
speed up",
TUTORIAL_TAP_X_TO_SPEED_UP,"Tap (%s) to
speed up","Tep (%s) tu
speed up",
TUTORIAL_MOVEMENT_TOUCH,"Slide & Hold
To Move","Sleede-a & Huld
Tu Mufe-a",
TUTORIAL_MOVEMENT_BUTTON,"%s, %s, %s & %s
To Move","%s, %s, %s & %s
Tu Mufe-a",
TUTORIAL_MOVEMENT_GAMEPAD,"Left Stick or D-pad
To Move","Lefft Steeck oor D-ped
Tu Mufe-a",
TUTORIAL_PUNCH_TOUCH,"Tap to
Punch","Tep tu
Poonch",
TUTORIAL_PUNCH_BUTTON,"Tap (%s) to
Punch","Tep (%s) tu
Poonch",
TUTORIAL_KICK_TOUCH,"Swipe ← or →
to Kick","Sveepe-a ← oor →
tu Keeck
",
TUTORIAL_KICK_BUTTON,(%s) to Kick,(%s) tu Keeck,
TUTORIAL_FIST_TOUCH,"Hold for
FIST","Huld fur
FIST",
TUTORIAL_FIST_BUTTON,"Hold (%s)
for FIST","Huld (%s)
fur FIST",
TUTORIAL_JUMP_TOUCH,"Swipe Up
to Jump","Sveepe-a Up
tu Joomp",
TUTORIAL_JUMP_BUTTON,(%s) to Jump,(%s) tu Joomp,
TUTORIAL_JUMP_KICK_TOUCH,"Tap in air
for Flying Kick","Tep in eur
fur Flyeeng Keeck",
TUTORIAL_JUMP_KICK_BUTTON,"(%s) in air
for Flying Kick","(%s) in eur
fur Flyeeng Keeck",
TUTORIAL_STOMP_TOUCH,"Swipe Down
to Stomp","Sveepe-a Doon
tu Stump",
TUTORIAL_STOMP_BUTTON,"(%s) to Stomp
(%s) to Back Kick","(%s) tu Stump
(%s) tu Beck Keeck",
TUTORIAL_KICK_TO_STUN,"Kick enemy
To stun","Keeck inemy
Tu stoon",
TUTORIAL_WALK_AND_GRAB,"Walk towards
stunned enemy
To grab","Velk tooerds
stoonned inemy
Tu greb",
TUTORIAL_THROW_TOUCH,"Tap to
Kick

Swipe ← or →
To throw","Tep tu
Keeck

← oor →
Tu throo",
TUTORIAL_THROW_BUTTON,"Tap (%s) to kick

← or → and (%s)
To throw","Tep (%s) tu keeck

← oor → und (%s)
Tu throo",
CHAR_SELECT_LOCKED,To play as this warrior:,Tu pley es thees verreeur:,
ARENA_SELECT_LOCKED,To taste this forbidden fruit:,Tu teste-a thees furbeeddee frooeet:,
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BIO_LUMBERJACK,"An affable fellow thrust into a struggle across time and space to save humanity.

Likes dogs.","Un effffeble-a felloo throost intu a strooggle-a ecruss teeme-a und spece-a tu sefe-a hoomuneety. Bork bork bork!

Leekes dugs. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
BIO_DEER,"A simple minded mammal, with an unruly homicidal manner.

Dislikes humans.","A seemple-a meended memmel, veet un unrooly humeecidel munner. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

Deeslikes hoomuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
BIO_WARRIORS_GRUNTBEAR,"A street-punk who don't take crud from nobody.

Favourite film:
The Notebook","A street-poonk vhu dun't teke-a crood frum nubudy. Bork bork bork!

Fefuooreete-a feelm:
Zee Nutebuuk",
BIO_BIB_GRUNTBEAR,"A snappy dresser with a very rational hatred of conspiracy theorists.

Is *not* in a cult.","A sneppy dresser veet a fery reshunel hetred ooff cunspurecy zeeureests. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Is *nut* in a coolt. Um de hur de hur de hur.",
BIO_RAPTOR,"It's a mystery how this monster became extinct.

Some say meteors.

Others, Steven Seagal.","It's a mystery hoo thees munster beceme-a ixteenct. Um de hur de hur de hur.

Sume-a sey meteurs. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Oozeers, Stefee Seegel.",
BIO_JURASSIC_GRUNTBEAR,"In the land before time, when majestic beasts ruled the Earth..

This guy was still a jerk.","In zee lund beffure-a teeme-a, vhee mejesteec beests rooled zee Iert..

Thees gooy ves steell a jerk.",
BIO_PEASANT_GRUNTBEAR,"The Middle Ages were dark times where simple essentials were scarce.

Frederick didn't have a mobile phone.","Zee Meeddle-a Eges vere-a derk teemes vhere-a seemple-a issenteeels vere-a scerce-a.

Fredereeck deedn't hefe-a a mubeele-a phune-a.",
BIO_BISON,"It's a little known fact* that bears and bison are natural allies.

*Not a real fact.","It's a leettle-a knoon fect* thet beers und beesun ere-a netoorel elleees. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

*Nut a reel fect. Um de hur de hur de hur.",
BIO_ASSCRED_GRUNTBEAR,"A silent assassin. A master of disguise and covert operations.

Joe is none of these things.","A seelent essesseen. Bork bork bork! A mester ooff deesgooise-a und cufert oopereshuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Jue-a is nune-a ooff zeese-a theengs. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
BIO_BOBA_GRUNTBEAR,"A fearless warrior with no sense of pain.

Always the first to arrive at parties.","A feerless verreeur veet nu sense-a ooff peeen. Bork bork bork!

Elveys zee furst tu erreefe-a et perteees. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
BIO_STRIPPER_GRUNTBEAR,"A well meaning single father trying to work his way through university.

Rock solid abs.","A vell meuneeng seengle-a fezeer tryeeng tu vurk hees vey thruoogh uneefersity. Bork bork bork!

Ruck suleed ebs. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
BIO_BRIAN,"Brother of the force of nature that temporarily lived in Tim Burr's hand.

A bit of a jerk.","Bruzeer ooff zee furce-a ooff netoore-a thet tempurereely leefed in Teem Boorr's hund. Bork bork bork!

A beet ooff a jerk.",
BIO_LUMBERBEAR,"A gruff, macho bear. Slightly lacking in personal hygene.

Dislikes baths.","A grooffff, mechu beer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Sleeghtly leckeeng in persunel hygene-a.

Deeslikes beths. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
BIO_WARRIORS_BEAR,"This cool dude has THE BEST haircut. Touch it at your peril.

Dreams of being a hairdresser.","Thees cuul doode-a hes THE BEST heurcoot. Um de hur de hur de hur. Tuooch it et yuoor pereel.

Dreems ooff beeeng a heurdresser. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!",
BIO_BIB_BEAR,"Can sing the blues like you wouldn't believe.

Voice of an angel, heart of a monster.","Cun seeng zee blooes leeke-a yuoo vuooldn't beleeefe-a.

Fueece-a ooff un ungel, heert ooff a munster. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!",
BIO_CAVE_BEAR,"Living in a damp, smelly, cave could drive some creatures insane.

Not this bear.","Leefing in a demp, smelly, cefe-a cuoold dreefe-a sume-a creetoores insune-a.

Nut thees beer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!",
BIO_KING_BEAR,"Also known as the King of Hearts.

Sadly the hearts were cut out of peasants.","Elsu knoon es zee Keeng ooff Heerts. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Sedly zee heerts vere-a coot oooot ooff peesunts. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
BIO_BARE_BEAR,"Star of the hit film Fifty Shades of Bear.

Available for children's parties.","Ster ooff zee heet feelm Feeffty Shedes ooff Beer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

Efeeeleble-a fur cheeldren's perteees. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
BIO_BRIAN_BEAR,"A horrific combination of a grizzly bear and a ginger person.

An abomination.","A hurreeffic cumbeeneshun ooff a greezzly beer und a geenger persun. Bork bork bork!

Un ebumeeneshun.",
BIO_JOEY,"Love of his missing son fuels his fighting. One day they will be reunited.

Till then, he fights.","Lufe-a ooff hees meessing sun fooels hees feeghting. Oone-a dey zeey veell be-a reooneeted. Bork bork bork!

Teell zeen, he-a feeghts. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
BIO_NIC_LEMPP,"By day: a rugby-loving, hard-working kid with a heart of gold.

By night: a mighty warrior.","By dey: a roogby-lufeeng, herd-vurkeeng keed veet a heert ooff guld. Bork bork bork!

By neeght: a meeghty verreeur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!",
BIO_STEVEN,"Freakishly strong and with a flair for drama, wrestling came easy to Steve.

Enjoys facial hair.","Freekeeshly strung und veet a fleur fur drema, vrestleeng ceme-a iesy tu Stefe-a.

Injuys feceeel heur.",
BIO_SANTA,The man. The legend. The father of festive. He's cleaning up the Naughty List!,Zee mun. Zee legend. Bork bork bork! Zee fezeer ooff festeefe-a. He's cleuneeng up zee Nooghty Leest!,
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ARENA_WOODLAND_DESC,Tim's family are gone. His house is on fire. The forest is on fire. EVERYTHING is on fire. Why? Bears. That's why.,"Teem's femeely ere-a gune-a. Hees huoose-a is oon fure-a. Zee furest is oon fure-a. IFERYTHING is oon fure-a. Vhy? Beers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Thet's vhy. Bork bork bork!",
ARENA_BEARHATTAN_DESC,"It's just like Planet of the Apes! Only with more bears, terrible puns and a morally corrupt strip club.","It's joost leeke-a Plunet ooff zee Epes! Oonly veet mure-a beers, terreeble-a poons und a murelly curroopt streep cloob.",
ARENA_HUMAN_ZOO_DESC,Haha! Look at the idiot humans! Look how they dance for their bear overlords. Stupid filthy humans.,"Heha! Luuk et zee ideeut hoomuns! Luuk hoo zeey dunce-a fur zeeur beer ooferlurds. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Stoopeed feelthy hoomuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
ARENA_VOLCANIC_PLAINS_DESC,"We're in the past! The Land Before Time! Well, before casios and swatch watches anyway.","Ve're-a in zee pest! Zee Lund Beffure-a Teeme-a! Vell, beffure-a ceseeus und svetch vetches unyvey. Bork bork bork!",
ARENA_MUSTY_CAVE_DESC,What lies in this mysterious cave? Magical artifacts? Hidden treasure? Nope. Just a giant hulking bear.,Vhet leees in thees mystereeuoos cefe-a? Megeecel erteeffects? Heeddee treesoore-a? Nupe-a. Joost a geeunt hoolkeeng beer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!,
ARENA_KINGS_ROAD_DESC,"It's the Middle Ages and the bears are revolting. Seriously, it's like they shower in vomit or something.","It's zee Meeddle-a Eges und zee beers ere-a refulteeng. Sereeuoosly, it's leeke-a zeey shooer in fumeet oor sumetheeng.",
ARENA_CASTLE_DESC,It's fayre time! Experience horrifying attractions! Try nauseating treats! Fun for all the family!,It's feyre-a teeme-a! Ixpereeence-a hurreeffying ettrecshuns! Try nooseeteeng treets! Foon fur ell zee femeely!,
ARENA_TRAIN_PLATFORM_DESC,Trapped underground with an endless stream of unfeasably violent bears. Mind the gap.,"Trepped undergruoond veet un indless streem ooff unffeesebly feeulent beers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Meend zee gep.",
ARENA_TRAIN_INTERIOR_DESC,This is EXACTLY like rush hour on the London Underground. EXACTLY.,Thees is IXECTLY leeke-a roosh huoor oon zee Lundun Undergruoond. Bork bork bork! IXECTLY.,
ARENA_FORBIDDEN_ZONE_DESC,"A world free of violence, hate and persecution. Except on Thursdays. Anything goes on Thursdays.","A vurld free-a ooff feeulence-a, hete-a und persecooshun. Ixcept oon Thoorsdeys. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Unytheeng gues oon Thoorsdeys. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
ARENA_FUTURE_CITY_DESC,The only strip club in the world where danger arises from employees fondling the patrons.,"Zee oonly streep cloob in zee vurld vhere-a dunger ereeses frum impluyees fundleeng zee petruns. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
ARENA_NORTH_POLE_DESC,"Yay, Xmas time! Except it's cold, brutal & filled with homicidal reindeer. Rumble in the Jingle Jungle!","Yey, Xmes teeme-a! Ixcept it's culd, brootel & feelled veet humeecidel reeendeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Roomble-a in zee Jeengle-a Joongle-a!",
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PLACE_WOODLAND,Woodland,Vuudlund,
PLACE_TIM_BURRS_HOUSE,Tim Burr's House,Teem Boorr's Huoose-a,
PLACE_BEARHATTAN,Bearhattan,Beerhettun,
PLACE_HUMAN_ZOO,Human Zoo,Hoomun Zuu,
PLACE_VOLCANIC_PLAINS,Volcanic Plains,Fulcuneec Pleeens,
PLACE_MUSTY_CAVE,Musty Cave,Moosty Cefe-a,
PLACE_KINGS_ROAD,The Kings Road,Zee Keengs Rued,
PLACE_CASTLE,St. Brians Castle,St. Um de hur de hur de hur. Breeuns Cestle-a,
PLACE_TRAIN_PLATFORM,Hammertime Station,Hemmerteeme-a Steshun,
PLACE_TRAIN_INTERIOR,Time Travel Machine,Teeme-a Trefel Mecheene-a,
PLACE_FORBIDDEN_ZONE,The Forbidden Zone,Zee Furbeeddee Zune-a,
PLACE_BARE_BEARS,Bare Bears,Bere-a Beers,
PLACE_NORTH_POLE,North Pole,Nurt Pule-a,
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ARENA_TASK_FINISHING_MOVE,FINISH <%1> enemies with <%2>,FINISH <%1> inemeees veet <%2>,
FINISHING_MOVE_JUMP_KICK,a JUMP KICK,a JOoMP KICK,
FINISHING_MOVE_BACK_KICK,a BACK KICK,a BECK KICK,
FINISHING_MOVE_STOMP,a STOMP,a STOMP,
ARENA_TASK_COMBO,Reach COMBO x<%1>,Reech COMBO x<%1>,
ARENA_TASK_STUN,STUN <%1> enemies with a swift kick to the nuts,STOoN <%1> inemeees veet a sveefft keeck tu zee noots,
ARENA_TASK_SURVIVE,SURVIVE <%1> seconds without being hit,SOoRFIFE <%1> secunds veethuoot beeeng heet,
ARENA_TASK_THROW,THROW <%1> enemies,THROV <%1> inemeees,
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BEARHATTAN_SPEECH_1,What's the deal with the crazy animals?,Vhet's zee deel veet zee crezy uneemels?,
BEARHATTAN_SPEECH_2,The course of history has been altered.,Zee cuoorse-a ooff heestury hes beee eltered. Bork bork bork!,
BEARHATTAN_SPEECH_3,Many species have evolved homicidal tenancies.,"Muny speceees hefe-a ifulfed humeecidel tenunceees. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
BEARHATTAN_SPEECH_4,Bears are now the dominant species on Earth.,Beers ere-a noo zee dumeenunt speceees oon Iert.,
BEARHATTAN_SPEECH_5,This new status has given them unbearable egos.,"Thees noo stetoos hes geefee zeem unbeereble-a igus. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
BEARHATTAN_SPEECH_6,Maybe they just need a hug.,Meybe-a zeey joost need a hoog.,
BEARHATTAN_BARE_BEARS_1,"Ugh! ""BARE BEARS""?! I just threw up in my mouth.","Ugh! ""BERE BEERS""?! I joost throo up in my muoot.",
BEARHATTAN_BARE_BEARS_2,Stop that! I can taste what you taste!,Stup thet! I cun teste-a vhet yuoo teste-a!,
BEARHATTAN_POSTER_1,Look at that poster! I'm famous!,Luuk et thet puster! I'm femuoos!,
BEARHATTAN_POSTER_2,"""WANTED - TIM BURR
KILL & EAT ON SIGHT""","""VENTED - TIM BOoRR
KILL & IET OoN SIGHT""",
BEARHATTAN_POSTER_3,Why do the bears want to kill & eat me?,Vhy du zee beers vunt tu keell & iet me-a?,
BEARHATTAN_POSTER_4,So far you've punched every one you've seen.,Su fer yuoo'fe-a poonched ifery oone-a yuoo'fe-a seee.,
BEARHATTAN_POSTER_5,They started it!,Zeey sterted it!,
BEARHATTAN_BOSS_1,IDIOT HUMAN! You looking for trouble?,IDIOT HOoMEN! Yuoo luukeeng fur truooble-a?,
BEARHATTAN_BOSS_2,Me? Nope. No trouble here. Thanks though.,Me-a? Nupe-a. Nu truooble-a here-a. Thunks thuoogh.,
BEARHATTAN_BOSS_3,This OUR TURF! You must pay tax.,Thees OoOoR TOoRF! Yuoo moost pey tex.,
BEARHATTAN_BOSS_4,That seems fair. It's your 'turf' after all.,Thet seems feur. It's yuoor 'toorff' effter ell.,
BEARHATTAN_BOSS_5,TAX IS RIPPING BEATING HEART FROM CHEST!,TEX IS RIPPING BEETING HEERT FROM CHEST!,
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HUMAN_ZOO_INTRO_1,We need to trace the deviation to the timeline.,Ve-a need tu trece-a zee defeeeshun tu zee teemeline-a.,
HUMAN_ZOO_INTRO_2,Look for an anomaly in the space-time fabric.,Luuk fur un unumely in zee spece-a-teeme-a febreec.,
HUMAN_ZOO_INTRO_3,I was with you right until you started talking.,I ves veet yuoo reeght unteel yuoo sterted telkeeng.,
HUMAN_ZOO_INTRO_4,Walk right and look for a giant floaty thing.,Velk reeght und luuk fur a geeunt fluety theeng.,
HUMAN_ZOO_OUTRO_1,What is that thing?!,Vhet is thet theeng?!,
HUMAN_ZOO_OUTRO_2,A Lorentzian traversable wormhole.,A Lurentzeeun treferseble-a vurmhule-a.,
HUMAN_ZOO_OUTRO_3,A Lopsided versatile tadpole? Is it safe?,A Lupseeded ferseteele-a tedpule-a? Is it seffe-a?,
HUMAN_ZOO_OUTRO_4,Perfectly.,Perffectly. Bork bork bork!,
HUMAN_ZOO_OUTRO_5,Walk towards it and take a big step.,Velk tooerds it und teke-a a beeg step.,
HUMAN_ZOO_BOSS_1,HEY! You're not allowed here!,HEY! Yuoo're-a nut ellooed here-a!,
HUMAN_ZOO_BOSS_2,Sorry. I was looking for the toilets.,"Surry. Bork bork bork! I ves luukeeng fur zee tueelets. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
HUMAN_ZOO_BOSS_3,No toilets. Leave now!,"Nu tueelets. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Leefe-a noo!",
HUMAN_ZOO_BOSS_4,But it's an emergency. I'm touching cloth!,Boot it's un imergency. Bork bork bork! I'm tuoocheeng clut!,
HUMAN_ZOO_BOSS_5,Filthy human! I will flush you away!,Feelthy hoomun! I veell floosh yuoo evey!,
HUMAN_ZOO_GARETH,"Gareth Thomas -
""The Greatest Dancer""","Geret Thumes -
""Zee Greetest Duncer""",
HUMAN_ZOO_JON,"Jon Mitchell -
""Technically not a robot""","Jun Meetchell -
""Techneecelly nut a rubut""",
HUMAN_ZOO_TAM,"Tam Finlay -
""DO NOT TOUCH""","Tem Feenley -
""DO NOT TOOoCH""",
HUMAN_ZOO_GRANT,"Grant Howitt -
""Part Man - Part Journalist""","Grunt Hooeett -
""Pert Mun - Pert Juoorneleest""",
HUMAN_ZOO_RIC,"Ric Lumb -
""Will draw for cheese""","Reec Loomb -
""Veell drev fur cheese-a""",
HUMAN_ZOO_JUSTIN,"Justin Edwards -
""Best Hobo Beard 2012”","Joosteen Idverds -
""Best Hubu Beerd 2012”",
HUMAN_ZOO_BAND,"Lenhadores da Antártida -
""Best Bearded Band""","Lenhedures da Untárteeda -
""Best Beerded Bund""",
HUMAN_ZOO_MARCUS,"Marcus Heap -
""IT Consultant to the stars""","Mercoos Heep -
""IT Cunsooltunt tu zee sters""",
HUMAN_ZOO_BEN_AND_DAN,"Ben And Dan -
""BAFTA Winning Idiot Humans""","Bee Und Dun -
""BEFTA Veenning Ideeut Hoomuns""",
HUMAN_ZOO_BAWB_MICROCONSOLES,"Bawb Mills -
""Micro-consoles rule!""","Bevb Meells -
""Meecru-cunsules roole-a!""",
HUMAN_ZOO_BAWB_OUYA,"Bawb Mills -
""OUYA! OUYA! OUYA!""","Bevb Meells -
""OoOoYA! OoOoYA! OoOoYA!""",
HUMAN_ZOO_STUPID_HUMANS,HA! STUPID HUMANS!,HA! STOoPID HOoMENS!,
HUMAN_ZOO_DANCE_HUMANS,DANCE HUMANS DANCE!,DENCE HOoMENS DENCE!,
HUMAN_ZOO_CAUTION,CAUTION,CEOoTION,
HUMAN_ZOO_EXTREME_DANGER,"EXTREME
DANGER!","EXTREeEME
DENGER!",
HUMAN_ZOO_PAINFUL_DEATH,"PAINFUL
DEATH","PEINFOoL
DEETH",
HUMAN_ZOO_NO_GOOD,"NO GOOD CAN
COME OF THIS","NO GOOD CEN
COME OoF THIS",
VOLCANIC_PLAINS_SPEECH_1,HOLY DIVER! That was a really big step!,HOLY DIFER! Thet ves a reelly beeg step!,
VOLCANIC_PLAINS_SPEECH_2,Time travel carries a certain element of danger.,Teeme-a trefel cerreees a certeeen ilement ooff dunger. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!,
VOLCANIC_PLAINS_SPEECH_3,My face! I think I've broken a tooth!,My fece-a! I theenk I'fe-a brukee a tuut!,
VOLCANIC_PLAINS_SPEECH_4,Maybe it's karma for scratching your balls with my face.,Meybe-a it's kerma fur scretcheeng yuoor bells veet my fece-a.,
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MUSTY_CAVE_INTRO_1,Urg! What's that awful smell?,Urg! Vhet's thet evffool smell?,
MUSTY_CAVE_INTRO_2,That would be the musk of the CAVE BEAR.,Thet vuoold be-a zee moosk ooff zee CEFE BEER.,
MUSTY_CAVE_INTRO_3,It smells like turnip.,It smells leeke-a toorneep.,
MUSTY_CAVE_INTRO_4,I bet there's spiders in here.,I bet zeere's speeders in here-a.,
MUSTY_CAVE_INTRO_5,OH GOD I HATE SPIDERS!,OoH GOD I HETE SPIDERS!,
MUSTY_CAVE_DRAWING_PAST_1,These drawings are awfully detailed. And violent.,Zeese-a dreveengs ere-a evffoolly deteeeled. Bork bork bork! Und feeulent. Um de hur de hur de hur.,
MUSTY_CAVE_DRAWING_PAST_2,It reflects the time before bears rose to power.,It refflects zee teeme-a beffure-a beers ruse-a tu pooer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!,
MUSTY_CAVE_DRAWING_PAST_3,The humans come across as a bit stabby.,Zee hoomuns cume-a ecruss es a beet stebby. Bork bork bork!,
MUSTY_CAVE_DRAWING_PAST_4,We've all done things in our past we regret.,Ve'fe-a ell dune-a theengs in oooor pest ve-a regret. Um de hur de hur de hur.,
MUSTY_CAVE_DRAWING_PAST_5,I tried to swallow a tablespoon of cinnamon once.,I treeed tu svelloo a teblespuun ooff ceennemun oonce-a.,
MUSTY_CAVE_DRAWING_DUDE_1,Who's this funny looking dude?,Vhu's thees foonny luukeeng doode-a?,
MUSTY_CAVE_DRAWING_DUDE_2,I believe it is The One Who Changed History.,I beleeefe-a it is Zee Oone-a Vhu Chunged Heestury. Bork bork bork!,
MUSTY_CAVE_DRAWING_DUDE_3,That's great! Who is it?,Thet's greet! Vhu is it?,
MUSTY_CAVE_DRAWING_DUDE_4,It looks like.. someone I used to know..,It luuks leeke-a.. sumeune-a I used tu knoo..,
MUSTY_CAVE_DRAWING_DUDE_5,..someone from..,..sumeune-a frum..,
MUSTY_CAVE_DRAWING_DUDE_6,.. before .. .. ..,.. beffure-a .. .. ..,
MUSTY_CAVE_DRAWING_DUDE_7,Before? Before what? You trailed off there.,Beffure-a? Beffure-a vhet? Yuoo treeeled ooffff zeere-a.,
MUSTY_CAVE_DRAWING_DUDE_8,I'm not sure. A coincidence maybe. Let's keep moving.,I'm nut soore-a. A cueencidence-a meybe-a. Let's keep mufeeng.,
MUSTY_CAVE_OUTRO_1,Oh no. I'm not going through that again.,Ooh nu. I'm nut gueeng thruoogh thet egeeen. Bork bork bork!,
MUSTY_CAVE_OUTRO_2,This will definitely be the last time.,Thees veell deffeenitely be-a zee lest teeme-a.,
MUSTY_CAVE_OUTRO_3,Nope. No way. Forget it. Not happening.,Nupe-a. Nu vey. Bork bork bork! Furget it. Um de hur de hur de hur. Nut heppeneeng.,
MUSTY_CAVE_OUTRO_4,Look behind you! A giant spider!,Luuk beheend yuoo! A geeunt speeder!,
MUSTY_CAVE_OUTRO_5,EEEEEEEEE! Let's get out of here!,IEEEEEEEE! Let's get oooot ooff here-a!,
MUSTY_CAVE_BOSS_1,WWWRAARR!! MMRRWAHHH!! RAAAARR!!! BRRRARR!!!,VVVREERR!! MMRRVEHHH!! REEEERR!!! BRRRERR!!!,Scary bear noises
MUSTY_CAVE_BOSS_2,Sorry I didn't quite catch that.,Surry I deedn't qooeete-a cetch thet. Um de hur de hur de hur.,
MUSTY_CAVE_BOSS_3,BBRRAAAARR!! RAAAR!!! BBWWAARR!! GRWWAAGHH!!,BBRREEEERR!! REEER!!! BBVVEERR!! GRVVEEGHH!!,Scary bear noises
MUSTY_CAVE_BOSS_4,I always preferred Phil Collins-era Genesis.,"I elveys prefferred Pheel Culleens-ira Genesees. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
MUSTY_CAVE_BOSS_5,WRRAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!!! WRRGGGGAAAGGHHHH!!!,VRREEEEEEEEEGGHHHH!!! VRRGGGGEEEGGHHHH!!!,Scary bear noises
,,,
KINGS_ROAD_INTRO_1,I'm really tired of falling from space.,I'm reelly tured ooff felleeng frum spece-a.,
KINGS_ROAD_INTRO_2,Now I know how David Bowie felt.,Noo I knoo hoo Defeed Booeee-a felt. Um de hur de hur de hur.,
KINGS_ROAD_INTRO_3,We're close. The bears are increasing in power.,Ve're-a cluse-a. Zee beers ere-a increeseeng in pooer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!,
KINGS_ROAD_INTRO_4,How lovely. I can barely contain my excitement.,Hoo lufely. Bork bork bork! I cun berely cunteeen my ixceetement. Um de hur de hur de hur.,
KINGS_ROAD_INTRO_5,HA! Bear-ly! Get it?!,HA! Beer-ly! Get it?!,
KINGS_ROAD_POSTER_1_1,"""Fayre Today! Free entry!""","""Feyre-a Tudey! Free-a intry!""",
KINGS_ROAD_POSTER_1_2,"""Bric A Brac! BBQ! Games!""","""Breec A Brec! BBQ! Gemes!""",
KINGS_ROAD_POSTER_1_3,"""Smother yourself in the blood of our enemies!""","""Smuzeer yuoorselff in zee bluud ooff oooor inemeees!""",
KINGS_ROAD_POSTER_1_4,Sounds fun!,Suoonds foon!,
KINGS_ROAD_POSTER_2_1,"""Notice! All humans must report for processing.""","""Nuteece-a! Ell hoomuns moost repurt fur prucesseeng.""",
KINGS_ROAD_POSTER_2_2,"Hmm, I wonder what this ""processing"" involves?","Hmm, I vunder vhet thees ""prucesseeng"" infulfes?",
KINGS_ROAD_POSTER_2_3,Probably lots of needless form filling.,Prubebly luts ooff needless furm feelling.,
KINGS_ROAD_POSTER_2_4,It's meant to be unbearably bureaucratic.,It's meunt tu be-a unbeerebly booreoocreteec.,
KINGS_ROAD_POSTER_2_5,Ha! Un-bear-ably! I can joke too!,Ha! Un-beer-ebly! I cun juke-a tuu!,
KINGS_ROAD_BOSS_1,Halt! Who goes there?,Helt! Vhu gues zeere-a?,
KINGS_ROAD_BOSS_2,"I'm here for ""processing""?","I'm here-a fur ""prucesseeng""?",
KINGS_ROAD_BOSS_3,Did you make an appointment?,Deed yuoo meke-a un eppueentment?,
KINGS_ROAD_BOSS_4,Yes. I did that. Definitely did that.,"Yes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I deed thet. Um de hur de hur de hur. Deffeenitely deed thet. Um de hur de hur de hur.",
KINGS_ROAD_BOSS_5,Are you Floyd? We're meant to behead a Floyd today.,Ere-a yuoo Fluyd? Ve're-a meunt tu beheed a Fluyd tudey. Bork bork bork!,
KINGS_ROAD_BOSS_6,I am not the Floyd you're looking for.,I em nut zee Fluyd yuoo're-a luukeeng fur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!,
KINGS_ROAD_BOSS_7,BATTLE BISON! Behead the hairy faced harlequin!,BETTLE BISON! Beheed zee heury feced herleqooeen!,
KINGS_ROAD_FAYRE_TODAY,FAYRE TODAY!,FEYRE TODEY!,
KINGS_ROAD_EAT_HUMANS,EAT HUMANS!,IET HOoMENS!,
KINGS_ROAD_BUY_THINGS,BUY THINGS!,BOoY THINGS!,
KINGS_ROAD_PAY_TAXES,PAY TAXES!,PEY TEXES!,
KINGS_ROAD_BLAME_THE_POOR,BLAME THE POOR,BLEME THE POOR,
KINGS_ROAD_LOVE_THE_RICH,LOVE THE RICH,LOFE THE RICH,
KINGS_ROAD_HAIL_THE_KING,HAIL THE KING!,HEIL THE KING,
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CASTLE_INTRO_1,Have you always been the FIST OF AWESOME?,Hefe-a yuoo elveys beee zee FIST OoF EVESOME?,
CASTLE_INTRO_2,Not always. There was a time.. before..,"Nut elveys. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeere-a ves a teeme-a.. beffure-a..",
CASTLE_INTRO_3,"Yes, ""before.."". Please continue.","Yes, ""beffure-a.."". Pleese-a cunteenooe-a.",
CASTLE_INTRO_4,Yes.. before.. the accident..,"Yes. Um gesh dee bork, bork!. beffure-a.. zee ecceedent. Um de hur de hur de hur..",
CASTLE_INTRO_5,..the screaming.. the horror..,..zee screemeeng.. zee hurrur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!.,
CASTLE_INTRO_6,..the betrayal.. the trauma..,..zee betreyel.. zee trooma..,
CASTLE_INTRO_7,..the river of blood and tears..,"..zee reefer ooff bluud und teers. Um gesh dee bork, bork!.",
CASTLE_INTRO_8,..I.. I.. I was.. Nope. Gone. Can't remember.,"..I.. I.. I ves. Um gesh dee bork, bork!. Nupe-a. Gune-a. Cun't remember. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!",
CASTLE_INTRO_9,"Oh well, let's keep going!","Ooh vell, let's keep gueeng!",
CASTLE_STICKS_1,"Well that confirms what ""processing"" involves.","Vell thet cunffurms vhet ""prucesseeng"" infulfes. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
CASTLE_STICKS_2,Killing humans to sell as cheap snacks.,"Keelling hoomuns tu sell es cheep snecks. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
CASTLE_STICKS_3,These guys make bankers seem morally responsible.,Zeese-a gooys meke-a bunkers seem murelly respunseeble-a.,
CASTLE_STICKS_4,Not really.,Nut reelly. Bork bork bork!,
CASTLE_DJ_BBQ_1,DJ BBQ! What the heck are you doing here?,DJ BBQ! Vhet zee heck ere-a yuoo dueeng here-a?,
CASTLE_DJ_BBQ_2,DUUUUUUUUUUDE! You gotta help me!,DOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoDE! Yuoo gutta help me-a!,
CASTLE_DJ_BBQ_3,I've been abducted by these crazy bears!,I'fe-a beee ebdoocted by zeese-a crezy beers!,
CASTLE_DJ_BBQ_4,They make me cook human ribs for them bro!,Zeey meke-a me-a cuuk hoomun reebs fur zeem bru!,
CASTLE_DJ_BBQ_5,"HUMAN MEAT ON THE HEAT!
It's not right!","HOoMEN MEET OoN THE HEET!
It's nut reeght!",
CASTLE_DJ_BBQ_6,Don't worry DJ BBQ. I'll sort all this out!,Dun't vurry DJ BBQ. I'll surt ell thees oooot!,
CASTLE_TESTICLES_1,"Oh come on! Seriously!? HUMAN TESTICLES?!""","Ooh cume-a oon! Sereeuoosly!? HOoMEN TESTICLES?!""",
CASTLE_TESTICLES_2,That's almost as disgusting a notion as haggis!,Thet's elmust es deesgoosting a nushun es heggees!,
CASTLE_TESTICLES_3,"Hey, haggis is lovely! The Scotch got that right!","Hey, heggees is lufely! Zee Scutch gut thet reeght!",
CASTLE_TESTICLES_4,"Haggis is mashed up sheep liver, heart & lungs.","Heggees is meshed up sheep leefer, heert & loongs. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
CASTLE_TESTICLES_5,ALL I KNOW IS A LIE!,ELL I KNOV IS A LIE!,
CASTLE_BASKETS_1,"Wow, bears really like picnic baskets!","Voo, beers reelly leeke-a peecnic beskets!",
CASTLE_BASKETS_2,They associate picnic baskets with success.,"Zeey essuceeete-a peecnic beskets veet sooccess. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
CASTLE_BASKETS_3,This one is made by Gucci!,Thees oone-a is mede-a by Gooccee!,
CASTLE_BOSS_1,I am the KING! Stop this madness!,I em zee KING! Stup thees medness!,
CASTLE_BOSS_2,Finally! Let's talk about this like adults.,"Feenelly! Let's telk ebuoot thees leeke-a edoolts. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
CASTLE_BOSS_3,FLOYD?! Why is your head on your body?!,FLOYD?! Vhy is yuoor heed oon yuoor budy?!,
CASTLE_BOSS_4,I AM NOT FLOYD!,I EM NOT FLOYD!,
CASTLE_BOSS_5,OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!,OoFF VITH HIS HEED!!!!,
CASTLE_HEADS_ON_STICKS,HEADS ON STICKS,HEEDS OoN STICKS,
CASTLE_SLOW,SLOW,SLOV,
CASTLE_AND_LOW,& LOW,& LOV,
CASTLE_TESTICLES,HUMAN TESTICLES,HOoMEN TESTICLES,
CASTLE_PICNIC_BASKETS,PICNIC BASKETS,PICNIC BESKETS,
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TRAIN_PLATFORM_INTRO_1,Woah! What is this place?,Vueh! Vhet is thees plece-a?,
TRAIN_PLATFORM_INTRO_2,It's the beginning of the ultimate Bearocalypse.,It's zee begeenning ooff zee ulteemete-a Beerucelypse-a.,
TRAIN_PLATFORM_INTRO_3,"I understand completely, but talk me through this.","I understund cumpletely, boot telk me-a thruoogh thees. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
TRAIN_PLATFORM_INTRO_4,From here present-time bears travel to the past.,Frum here-a present-teeme-a beers trefel tu zee pest. Um de hur de hur de hur.,
TRAIN_PLATFORM_INTRO_5,Present-bears then breed with past-bears..,"Present-beers zeen breed veet pest-beers. Um gesh dee bork, bork!.",
TRAIN_PLATFORM_INTRO_6,..and further evolve over many millennia.,..und foorzeer ifulfe-a oofer muny meellennia.,
TRAIN_PLATFORM_INTRO_7,"Thus in the present, bears are even more advanced.","Thoos in zee present, beers ere-a ifee mure-a edfunced. Bork bork bork!",
TRAIN_PLATFORM_INTRO_8,These super-evolved bears then travel to the past..,Zeese-a sooper-ifulfed beers zeen trefel tu zee pest. Um de hur de hur de hur..,
TRAIN_PLATFORM_INTRO_9,..and the grizzly cycle continues.,"..und zee greezzly cycle-a cunteenooes. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
TRAIN_PLATFORM_INTRO_10,I understand even less now.,I understund ifee less noo.,
TRAIN_PLATFORM_INTRO_11,Maybe it's best if you don't think too much about it.,Meybe-a it's best iff yuoo dun't theenk tuu mooch ebuoot it. Um de hur de hur de hur.,
TRAIN_PLATFORM_MIND_THE_TIME_RIFT,"Mind the
TIME RIFT","Meend zee 
TIME RIFT",
TRAIN_PLATFORM_DO_NOT_LICK,"DO NOT LICK
TIME CIRCUITS","DO NOT LICK
TIME CIRCOoITS",
TRAIN_PLATFORM_ALWAYS_RAMPAGING,"ALWAYS BE
RAMPAGING","ELVEYS BE
REMPEGING",
TRAIN_PLATFORM_DEATH_TO_HUMANS,"DEATH TO
FILTHY HUMANS","DEETH TO
FILTHY HOoMENS",
TRAIN_PLATFORM_ALL_HAIL,"ALL HAIL
GREAT LEADER","ELL HEIL
GREET LEEDER",
TRAIN_PLATFORM_GLORY_AWAITS,"GLORY AWAITS
NOBLE BEARKIND","GLORY EVEITS
NOBLE BEERKIND",
TRAIN_PLATFORM_DONT_ASK,"DON'T ASK
QUESTIONS","DON'T ESK
QooESTIONS",
TRAIN_PLATFORM_DESTROY_HUMANS,"DESTROY
ALL HUMANS","DESTROY
ELL HOoMENS",
,,,
TRAIN_INTERIOR_INTRO_1,This time machine looks like a London Tube train.,Thees teeme-a mecheene-a luuks leeke-a a Lundun Toobe-a treeen. Bork bork bork!,
TRAIN_INTERIOR_INTRO_2,"There are tax breaks for ""culturally British"" games.","Zeere-a ere-a tex breeks fur ""cooltoorelly Breetish"" gemes. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
TRAIN_INTERIOR_INTRO_3,Jolly good! I say I'm craving a spot of tea!,Jully guud! I sey I'm crefeeng a sput ooff tea!,
TRAIN_INTERIOR_INTRO_4,When this kerfuffle is over old chap!,Vhee thees kerffooffffle-a is oofer oold chep!,
TRAIN_INTERIOR_INTRO_5,Tally-ho then! No time to waste!,Telly-hu zeen! Nu teeme-a tu veste-a!,
TRAIN_INTERIOR_FLUX_1,What's all this then?,Vhet's ell thees zeen?,
TRAIN_INTERIOR_FLUX_2,This box contains the time circuits!,Thees bux cunteeens zee teeme-a curcooeets!,
TRAIN_INTERIOR_FLUX_3,Great! What does that mean?,Greet! Vhet dues thet meun?,
TRAIN_INTERIOR_FLUX_4,If we destroy them we destroy the time loop.,Iff ve-a destruy zeem ve-a destruy zee teeme-a luup.,
TRAIN_INTERIOR_FLUX_5,"No time loop, no hyper-evolved bears.","Nu teeme-a luup, nu hyper-ifulfed beers. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
TRAIN_INTERIOR_FLUX_6,That is great! Let's get smashing!,Thet is greet! Let's get smesheeng!,
TRAIN_INTERIOR_KILL_IDIOT,KILL IDIOT HUMAN,KILL IDIOT HOoMEN,
TRAIN_INTERIOR_DEATH_TO_BEARDS,DEATH TO BEARDS,DEETH TO BEERDS,
TRAIN_INTERIOR_POOPY_HEAD,LUMBERJACK SCUM,LOoMBERJECK SCOoM,
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FAKE_ENDING_1,Hi everybody!,Hee iferybudy!,
FAKE_ENDING_2,I'm so glad you could make it!,I'm su gled yuoo cuoold meke-a it!,
FAKE_ENDING_3,This is such a..,Thees is sooch a..,
FAKE_ENDING_4,Hang on...,Hung oon. Bork bork bork!..,
FAKE_ENDING_5,This feels a bit like Groundhog Day...,Thees feels a beet leeke-a Gruoondhug Dey. Bork bork bork!..,
FAKE_ENDING_6,We did it!,Ve-a deed it!,
FAKE_ENDING_7,ARGH! MY HAND IS ALIVE!,ERGH! MY HEND IS ELIFE!,
FAKE_ENDING_8,Not this again.,Nut thees egeeen. Bork bork bork!,
FAKE_ENDING_9,AAAAAAAARRRGH...,EEEEEEEERRRGH...,
FAKE_ENDING_10,...Oh wait I remember now.,...Ooh veeet I remember noo.,
FAKE_ENDING_11,What's that noise,Vhet's thet nueese-a,
FAKE_ENDING_12,NO! This shouldn't be happening!,NO! Thees shuooldn't be-a heppeneeng!,
,,,
FORBIDDEN_ZONE_INTRO_1,NOOO! Everything is even worse than before!,NOOO! Iferytheeng is ifee vurse-a thun beffure-a!,
FORBIDDEN_ZONE_INTRO_2,The bears have found another time machine!,Zee beers hefe-a fuoond unuzeer teeme-a mecheene-a!,
FORBIDDEN_ZONE_INTRO_3,IN THE LAST TEN SECONDS?!,IN THE LEST TEN SECONDS?!,
FORBIDDEN_ZONE_INTRO_4,"It's time travel, the when is irrelevant.","It's teeme-a trefel, zee vhee is irrelefunt. Um de hur de hur de hur.",
FORBIDDEN_ZONE_INTRO_5,We need to stop the culprit behind all this.,"Ve-a need tu stup zee coolpreet beheend ell thees. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
FORBIDDEN_ZONE_INTRO_6,The weird looking dude from the cave paintings?,Zee veurd luukeeng doode-a frum zee cefe-a peeentings?,
FORBIDDEN_ZONE_INTRO_7,Yes. And I bet I know where he'll be. Let's go!,"Yes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Und I bet I knoo vhere-a he'll be-a. Let's gu!",
FORBIDDEN_ZONE_WELCOME,"WELCOME TO THE
FORBIDDEN ZONE","VELCOME TO THE
FORBIDDEN ZONE
",
FORBIDDEN_ZONE_IF_YOU_CAN_READ,IF YOU CAN READ THIS,IF YOOo CEN REED THIS,
FORBIDDEN_ZONE_PREPARE_TO_DIE,PREPARE TO DIE,PREPERE TO DIE,
FORBIDDEN_ZONE_PEACE_AND_LOVE,PEACE & LOVE,PEECE & LOFE,
FORBIDDEN_ZONE_DIRTY_LIES,ARE DIRTY LIES,ERE DIRTY LIES,
FORBIDDEN_ZONE_HUMANS_EATEN,HUMANS EATEN:,HOoMENS IETEN:,
FORBIDDEN_ZONE_LIVE_FREE,LIVE FREE,LIFE FREE,
FORBIDDEN_ZONE_DIE_SCREAMING,DIE SCREAMING,DIE SCREEMING,
FORBIDDEN_ZONE_YOU_ARE_ENTERING,YOU ARE ENTERING,YOOo ERE INTERING,
FORBIDDEN_ZONE_BEARHATTAN,BEARHATTAN,BEERHETTUN,
FORBIDDEN_ZONE_TWINNED_WITH,TWINNED WITH,TVINNED VITH,
FORBIDDEN_ZONE_DESPAIR,DESPAIR,DESPEIR,
,,,
FUTURE_CITY_INTRO_1,Is this Dundee? It looks a lot like Dundee.,Is thees Doondee-a? It luuks a lut leeke-a Doondee-a.,Dundee is a Scottish city with a poor reputation. Feel free to replace with somewhere local to this dialect with a poor reputation.
FUTURE_CITY_INTRO_2,Dundee is actually quite nice now.,Doondee-a is ectooelly qooeete-a neece-a noo.,
FUTURE_CITY_INTRO_3,It's one of the few places improved by bear-rule.,It's oone-a ooff zee foo pleces imprufed by beer-roole-a.,
FUTURE_CITY_INTRO_4,I'd rather take my chances here.,I'd rezeer teke-a my chunces here-a.,
FUTURE_CITY_ENTER_BARE_BEARS,Please no! Anywhere but here!,Pleese-a nu! Unyvhere-a boot here-a!,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_1,Hello brother.,Hellu bruzeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_2,I'm not your brother.,I'm nut yuoor bruzeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_3,He's talking to me.,He's telkeeng tu me-a.,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_4,Meet Brian. My brother. The man who killed me.,Meet Breeun. My bruzeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Zee mun vhu keelled me-a.,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_5,Your brother?! He looks Gary Busey Crazy.,Yuoor bruzeer?! He-a luuks Gery Boosey Crezy. Bork bork bork!,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_6,YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!,YOOo DON'T KNOV VHET I'FE BEEN THROOoGH!,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_7,It was always “Why aren't you like your brother?”,It ves elveys “Vhy eren't yuoo leeke-a yuoor bruzeer?”,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_8,“He's such a nice boy! Not like silly Brian!”,“He's sooch a neece-a buy! Nut leeke-a seelly Breeun!”,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_9,“Look at all his clever inventions!”,“Luuk et ell hees clefer infenshuns!”,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_10,Brian's a bit highly strung.,Breeun's a beet heeghly stroong.,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_11,SHUT UP! STUPID JERK! I KILLED YOU!,SHOoT UP! STOoPID JERK! I KILLED YOOo!,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_12,The Matter Transmogrifier tore you apart...,Zee Metter Trunsmugreeffier ture-a yuoo epert. Um de hur de hur de hur...,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_13,...and now you're just a talking hand! HAHAHA!,...und noo yuoo're-a joost a telkeeng hund! HEHEHA!,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_14,I used your time circuits to build an army of bears!,I used yuoor teeme-a curcooeets tu booeeld un ermy ooff beers!,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_15,HA HA AHA HA AHA HA HA AHA HA AHA HA HAHA AHA!,HA HA EHA HA EHA HA HA EHA HA EHA HA HEHA EHA!,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_16,But we destroyed the time circuits!,Boot ve-a destruyed zee teeme-a curcooeets!,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_17,A mere distraction! I repaired them!,A mere-a deestrecshun! I repeured zeem!,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_18,Then I implanted them INSIDE MY BODY!,Zeen I implunted zeem INSIDE MY BODY!,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_19,I'M MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE!,I'M MORE POVERFOoL THEN YOOo CEN POSSIBLY IMEGINE!,
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_20,"Yeah? Well, I've got a pretty good imagination.","Yeeh? Vell, I'fe-a gut a pretty guud imegeeneshun.",
FUTURE_CITY_BOSS_21,Let's end this!,Let's ind thees!,
FUTURE_CITY_BEAR_BOSS_1,That wasn't very friendly was it?,Thet vesn't fery freeendly ves it?,
FUTURE_CITY_BEAR_BOSS_2,Clearly I need to teach you some RESPECT!,Cleerly I need tu teech yuoo sume-a RESPECT!,
FUTURE_CITY_BEAR_BOSS_3,TRANSMOGRAFY MONKEY FIGHTER!!!,TRENSMOGREFY MONKEY FIGHTER!!!,
FUTURE_CITY_END_1,What happens now?,Vhet heppens noo?,
FUTURE_CITY_END_2,We wait for time to catch up with our changes.,"Ve-a veeet fur teeme-a tu cetch up veet oooor chunges. Um gesh dee bork, bork!",
FUTURE_CITY_END_3,Here we goooooooo!,Here-a ve-a guuuuuuuu!,
FUTURE_CITY_FLAME_GRILLED,"FLAME
GRILLED
RANCID
MEAT","FLEME
GRILLED
RENCID
MEET",
FUTURE_CITY_BUM_JUICE,"BUM
JUICE","BOoM
JOoICE",
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ENDING_INTRO_1,Did we do it? Is it over?,Deed ve-a du it? Is it oofer?,
ENDING_INTRO_2,We did it. It's over.,Ve-a deed it. Um de hur de hur de hur. It's oofer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!,
ENDING_INTRO_3,Thank Bono for that! That was crazy!,Thunk Bunu fur thet! Thet ves crezy!,
ENDING_INTRO_4,It really was. But now I must leave you.,"It reelly ves. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Boot noo I moost leefe-a yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!",
ENDING_INTRO_5,What?! No! You can't leave now!,Vhet?! Nu! Yuoo cun't leefe-a noo!,
ENDING_INTRO_6,I just got used to having a talking hand.,I joost gut used tu hefeeng a telkeeng hund. Bork bork bork!,
ENDING_INTRO_7,"You'll be fine, and there are others I must help.","Yuoo'll be-a feene-a, und zeere-a ere-a oozeers I moost help.",
ENDING_INTRO_8,But I'll miss you FIST.,Boot I'll meess yuoo FIST.,
ENDING_INTRO_9,I feel like you're part of me now.,I feel leeke-a yuoo're-a pert ooff me-a noo.,
ENDING_INTRO_10,I'll miss you too Tim. Farewell.,I'll meess yuoo tuu Teem. Ferooell.,
ENDING_INTRO_11,NOOOOO!,NOOOOO!,
ENDING_MUM_1,Well done son! I'm so very proud of you!,Vell dune-a sun! I'm su fery pruood ooff yuoo!,
ENDING_MUM_2,Thanks Mum! But how did you know?,Thunks Moom! Boot hoo deed yuoo knoo?,
ENDING_MUM_3,You've been talking about it for years silly!,Yuoo'fe-a beee telkeeng ebuoot it fur yeers seelly!,
ENDING_DAD_1,My boy! What a day! You're a lucky man!,My buy! Vhet a dey! Yuoo're-a a loocky mun!,
ENDING_DAD_2,"Yeah, thanks Dad! It's been a weird one!","Yeeh, thunks Ded! It's beee a veurd oone-a!",
ENDING_DEER_1_1,HRRMMQUUAAAA!,HRRMMQOoOoEEEA!,
ENDING_DEER_1_2,Thanks! I've been growing it for years!,Thunks! I'fe-a beee grooeeng it fur yeers!,
ENDING_DEER_2_1,MMRRH! RRWWWAA!,MMRRH! RRVVVEA!,
ENDING_DEER_2_2,Straight to the bone! You always speak your mind!,Streeeght tu zee bune-a! Yuoo elveys speek yuoor meend!,
ENDING_DEER_3_1,MRGGH! HMMNG! MRGG!,MRGGH! HMMNG! MRGG!,
ENDING_DEER_3_2,Oh Deer. I'm sure you'll find it again!,Ooh Deer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! I'm soore-a yuoo'll feend it egeeen!,
ENDING_DEER_4_1,HNGWAA! HGNWAA! HWAAGGRRAAAA!!,HNGVEA! HGNVEA! HVEEGGRREEEA!!,
ENDING_DEER_4_2,Haha! Only when I stand on my head!,Heha! Oonly vhee I stund oon my heed!,
ENDING_DEER_5_1,Congratulations good sir!!,Cungretooleshuns guud sur!!,
ENDING_DEER_5_2,I'm sorry. I have no idea what you're saying.,I'm surry. Bork bork bork! I hefe-a nu idea vhet yuoo're-a seyeeng.,
ENDING_KID_1,Tim! Tim! Tim! You're my hero!,Teem! Teem! Teem! Yuoo're-a my heru!,
ENDING_KID_2,Thanks little buddy!,Thunks leettle-a booddy!,
ENDING_KID_3,I'm going to get married on a mountain!,I'm gueeng tu get merreeed oon a muoonteeen!,
ENDING_KID_4,Haha! Of course you are you little scamp!,Heha! Ooff cuoorse-a yuoo ere-a yuoo leettle-a scemp!,
ENDING_DJ_BBQ_1,DUDE! Congratulations! You really did it!,DOoDE! Cungretooleshuns! Yuoo reelly deed it!,
ENDING_DJ_BBQ_2,I guess I did. But how does everyone know?,I gooess I deed. Bork bork bork! Boot hoo dues iferyune-a knoo?,
ENDING_DJ_BBQ_3,It's all over the Internet bro!,It's ell oofer dee Internet bru!,
ENDING_DJ_BBQ_4,It is?,It is?,
ENDING_DJ_BBQ_5,Heck yeah! You don't get engaged every day!,Heck yeeh! Yuoo dun't get ingeged ifery dey!,
ENDING_DJ_BBQ_6,"Haha! No, I certainly don't!","Heha! Nu, I certeeenly dun't!",
ENDING_DJ_BBQ_7,Wait. What? Engaged?!,Veeet. Um de hur de hur de hur. Vhet? Ingeged?!,
ENDING_DJ_BBQ_8,OF COURSE! THIS IS MY ENGAGEMENT PARTY!,OoF COOoRSE! THIS IS MY INGEGEMENT PERTY!,
ENDING_DJ_BBQ_9,Sure is! Your fiancee is waiting over there!,Soore-a is! Yuoor feeuncee-a is veeeting oofer zeere-a!,
ENDING_DJ_BBQ_10,HUZZAH!,HOoZZEH!,
ENDING_HINT,"Walk to
Your fiancee!","Velk tu
Yuoor feeuncee-a!",
ENDING_KISS_SPEECH_GIRL,LOVER! Come here for a big kiss!,LOFER! Cume-a here-a fur a beeg keess!,
ENDING_KISS_SPEECH_BOY,LOVER! Come here for a big kiss!,LOFER! Cume-a here-a fur a beeg keess!,
ENDING_THANKS_FOR_PLAYING,THANKS FOR PLAYING!,THENKS FOR PLEYING!,
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MENU_END_SCREEN_SCORE,Score:,Scure-a:,
MENU_END_SCREEN_HIGH_SCORE,High:,Heegh:,
MENU_END_SCREEN_TIME,Time:,Teeme-a:,
MENU_END_SCREEN_HIT_ACCURACY,Hit Accuracy:,Heet Eccoorecy:,
MENU_END_SCREEN_TASKS_COMPLETED,Tasks Completed:,Tesks Cumpleted:,
MENU_END_SCREEN_ENEMIES_KILLED,Enemies Killed:,Inemeees Keelled:,
MENU_AGAIN,Again!,Egeeen!,
MENU_MAX_XP,MAX XP!,MEX XP!,Displayed when the maximum XP points have been gained for a character
MENU_TIME_UP,TIME UP!,TIME EEZ UP!,
MENU_AUTOSAVE_NOTICE,"FIST OF AWESOME
automagically saves your progress.
When you see this icon:","FIST OoF EVESOME
ootumegeecelly sefes yuoor prugress. Um gesh der bork, bork!
Vhee yuoo see-a thees icun:",
MENU_JUST_GOT_SAVED,You just got saved.,Yuoo joost gut sefed. Bork bork bork!,
MENU_HOW_DO_YOU_WANT_IT,"HOW DO YOU
WANT IT BABY?","HOV DO YOOo
VENT IT BEBY?",
MENU_EASY,EASY,IESY,
MENU_HARD,HARD,HERD,
MENU_HARDER,HARDER,HERDER,
MENU_CONTROLS,Controls,Cuntruls,
MENU_RESET,Reset,Reeseet,
MENU_REMAP_CONTROLS,Remap Controls,Remep Cuntruls,
MENU_YOU_GOT_DEAD,YOU GOT DEAD,YOOo GOT DEED,
MENU_RETRY,Retry,Reetriy,
MENU_WHAT_WOULD_ROCKY_DO,What would Rocky do?,Vhet vuoold Rocky du?,
MENU_LEVEL_UP,LEVEL UP!,LEFEL UP!,
MENU_YEAAAAH,YEAAAAAAAH!,YEEEEEEEEEEEEH!,
MENU_CONTINUE,Continue,Cunteenooe,
MENU_BETTER_YOURSELF,CHOOSE TRAIT TO IMPROVE!,BETTER YOOoRSELF!,
MENU_HEALTH,Health,Heelt,
MENU_POWER,Power,Pooer,
MENU_SPEED,Speed,Speed,
MENU_SPECIAL,Special,Speceeel,
MENU_STAGE_COMPLETE,STAGE COMPLETE,STEGE COooMPLETE,
MENU_LOOKING_GOOD,Looking good champ!,Luukeeng guud chemp!,
MENU_CREDITS,Credits,Credeets,
MENU_RESET_SAVE,Reset Save,Reset Sefe-a,
MENU_NICOLL_LIKES,Nicoll Likes..,"Neecull Leekes. Um gesh dee bork, bork!.",
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CONTROL_LEFT,Left,Lefft,
CONTROL_RIGHT,Right,Reeght,
CONTROL_UP,Up,Uop,
CONTROL_DOWN,Down,Doon,
CONTROL_JUMP,Jump,Joomp,
CONTROL_PUNCH,Punch,Poonch,
CONTROL_KICK,Kick,Keeck,
CONTROL_STOMP,Stomp,Stump,
CONTROL_BACK_KICK,Back Kick,Beck Keeck,
CONTROL_PAUSE,Pause,Poose-a,
CONTROL_MENU_SELECT,Menu – Select,Menoo - Select,
CONTROL_MENU_BACK,Menu – Back,Menoo - Beck,
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THINGS_LUMBERJACK_BAND_TITLE,Lenhadores da Antártida,Lenhedures da Untárteeda,
THINGS_LUMBERJACK_BAND_DESC,The greatest lumberjack-themed band OF ALL TIME!,Zee greetest loomberjeck-zeemed bund OoF ELL TIME!,
THINGS_FOA_SOUNDTRACK_TITLE,FIST OF AWESOME,FIST OoF EVESOME,
THINGS_FOA_SOUNDTRACK_TAGLINE,Soundtrack by Echolevel,Suoondtreck by Ichulefel,
THINGS_FOA_SOUNDTRACK_DESC,Worth it for Brendan's pun-laden track names alone.,Vurt it fur Brendun's poon-ledee treck nemes elune-a.,
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CREDITS_IN_MEMORY_OF,"In memory of
Gail Sad

An inspiring force of nature
who lives on in the hearts
of everyone who knew her.","In memury ooff 
Gail Sad 

Un inspureeng furce-a ooff netoore-a vhu leefes oon in zee heerts ooff iferyune-a vhu knoo her. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!",
CREDITS_IFB_PRESENTS,I Fight Bears Presents,I Feeght Beers Presents,
CREDITS_A_GAME_BY,A Game By,A Geme-a By,
CREDITS_MOST_THINGS,Most things,Must theengs,
CREDITS_SOUNDTRACK,Soundtrack,Suoondtreck,
CREDITS_ADDITIONAL_ANIMATION,Additional Animation,Eddeeshunel Uneemeshun,
CREDITS_FOA_SONG,FIST OF AWESOME Song,FIST OoF EVESOME Sung,
CREDITS_PR_MANAGER,PR Manager,PR Muneger,
CREDITS_HUMAN_ZOO_CAPTIVES,Human Zoo Captives,Hoomun Zuu Cepteefes,
CREDITS_BETA_TESTERS,Beta Testers,Beta Testers,
CREDITS_BETA_TESTERS_ABERTAY,Beta Testers – Abertay,Beta Testers - Ebertey,
CREDITS_SPECIAL_THANKS,Special Thanks,Speceeel Thunks,
CREDITS_KICKSTARTER_BACKERS,Lovely Kickstarter Backers,Lufely Keecksterter Beckers,
CREDITS_END_MESSAGE,"Did you just read *all* those names?

WOW. That is dedication. Great job champ!

Take tomorrow off and have a chocolate bar as a reward. Tell them Nicoll said it was okay.","Deed yuoo joost reed *ell* thuse-a nemes?

VOV. Thet is dedeeceshun. Greet jub chemp!

Teke-a tumurroo ooffff und hefe-a a chuculete-a ber es a rooerd. Bork bork bork! Tell zeem Neecull seeed it ves ookey. Bork bork bork!",
