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[weapons]
1-1desc=[DEFAULT] Your daddy gave you this shotgun just before he drowned in a kettle of beans.
1-1name=Old Faithful
1-1aname=Old Faithful Shotgun
1-1price=300

1-2desc=This highly accurate shotgun was once used by Doc Holliday to extract a man's wisdom teeth. Along with his other teeth and half his head.
1-2name=Old Deadly
1-1aname=Old Deadly Shotgun
1-2price=1500

1-3desc=Designed by the Duchess of Devonshire, this shotgun can disrupt a tea-party at a distance of two hundred yards. 
1-3name=Lady's Maid
1-3aname=Lady's Maid Shotgun
1-3price=1200

1-4desc=What it lacks in finesse it makes up for in its explosive ability to murder everything in front of it.
1-4name=Boomstick
1-4aname=Boomstick
1-4price=3300

1-5desc=Incendiary pellets will make any shotgun better. Or worse. Depends which side of it you're on.
1-5name=The Sizzler
1-5aname=The Sizzler Shotgun
1-5price=3000

1-6desc=Light and easily portable, this shotgun is perfect for the murderous gent-about-town.  Let nothing slow you down!
1-6name=Coach Gun
1-6aname=Coach Shotgun
1-6price=2000


2-1desc=[DEFAULT] A treasured family heirloom which dates from the War of Independence. Don't let Grandma know you've lost the velvet carry case.
2-1name=Ancient Pistol
2-1aname=Ancient Pistol
2-1price=300

2-2desc=Winner of the 1875 World Gun Fair's ‘Most Ironic Name' prize, this modified pistol fires two bullets at once.
2-2name=Colt Peacemaker
2-2aname=Colt Peacemaker Pistol
2-2price=1200

2-3desc=This elegant handgun fires nice slow bullets, giving your targets a last chance to repent before having their brains displayed.
2-3name=Colt Diplomat
2-3aname=Colt Diplomat Pistol
2-3price=1500

2-4desc= “I'll be back!” you say when you shoot people with this super-heavy, double-firing handgun. It will be a good century before anyone gets the joke.
2-4name=Colt Terminator
2-4aname=Colt Terminator Pistol
2-4price=1300

2-5desc=If you like setting fire to things, you are guaranteed to enjoy this gun.
2-5name=Firestarter
2-5aname=Colt Firestarter Pistol
2-5price=3000

2-6desc=Sometimes you like to lock all the doors and gaze at this gun for hours. You don't care if people think you're odd. You'll just shoot them.
2-6name=S and w Special
2-6aname=S and w Special 
2-6price=5000



3-1desc=[DEFAULT] It's a family tradition to give your rifles ladies' names. Real ladies make you nervous.
3-1name=Bessie
3-1aname=Bessie the Longrifle
3-1price=300

3-2desc=Chastity can castrate a gnat from two hundred yards. She's a keeper.
3-2name=Chastity
3-2aname=Chastity the Longrifle
3-2price=1400

3-3desc=Gertrude will punch a hole in anything at any distance. You sometimes think she has issues.
3-3name=Gertrude
3-3aname=Gertrude the Longrifle
3-3price=1500

3-4desc=Lucy-Mae is light as a feather and pretty as a summer's day. She likes it best when you sing to her.
3-4name=Lucy-Mae
3-4aname=Lucy-Mae the Longrifle
3-4price=1300

3-5desc=Bathsheba is so quick to reload that it sometimes makes you blush.
3-5name=Bathsheba
3-5aname=Bathsheba the Longrifle
3-5price=3000

3-6desc=Sadie is proof that powerful rifles can be sexy too. You'd marry her tomorrow if you could just find a willing minister.
3-6name=Sadie
3-6aname=Sadie the Longrifle
3-6price=4000



4-1desc=[DEFAULT] Your mother gave you this bow when you killed your first tax inspector.
4-1name=Hunting Bow
4-1aname=Hunting Bow
4-1price=300

4-2desc=Real catgut and a hand-varnished finish make this bow three times as accurate as other leading bows.
4-2name=Warrior's Bow 
4-2aname=Warrior's Bow
4-2price=1200

4-3desc=Last used at the battle of Agincourt, this historic relic can still ruin someone's day from 200 yards away.
4-3name=English Longbow
4-3aname=English Longbow
4-3price=3500

4-4desc=Legend says this bow doesn't exist. Clearly it does.
4-4name=Sacred Bow
4-4aname=Sacred Bow
4-4price=1700

4-5desc=Not only are they kickass hairdressers, the Mohicans also make awesome bows. This one can put a hole in a redwood tree.
4-5name=Mohawk Bow
4-5aname=Mohawk Bow
4-5price=1200

4-6desc=You better appreciate these crazy explosive arrows. People died just inventing them.
4-6name=Celebration Bow
4-6aname=Celebration Bow
4-6price=2000


5-1desc=[DEFAULT] There's an old circus proverb which says 'Don't bring juggling knives to a gunfight.' But you didn't get where you are by listening to proverbs.
5-1name=Juggling knives
5-1aname=Juggling Knives
5-1price=300

5-2desc=These nifty axes can be used in melee or thrown from a distance. Start choppin'!
5-2name=Tomahawks
5-2aname=Tomahawks
5-2price=2000

5-3desc=You wouldn't pay this much for ordinary bottles but these once held imported French brandy. Ooh la la!
5-3name=Bottles
5-3aname=Bottles
5-3price=1500

5-4desc=You once supported David Bowie at a charity gala and know that his knife making skills are second only to his androgynous sex appeal.
5-4name=Bowie knives
5-4aname=Bowie Knives
5-4price=1300

5-5desc=These steel-rimmed cards make wisecracking easy. Read 'em and weep, hombres!
5-5name=Playing cards
5-5aname=Playing cards
5-5price=3000

5-6desc=So you want a signature move that will make you stand out from the other desperadoes? How about throwing live, specially imported Bolivian piranha fish?
5-6name=Piranha Fish
5-6aname=Piranha Fish
5-6price=4000




6-1desc=[DEFAULT] Alfred Nobel should have got a prize for inventing this stuff.
6-1name=Dynamite
6-1aname=Dynamite
6-1price=300

6-2desc=Not recommended for domestic use.
6-2name=Quickburn Bomb
6-2aname=Quickburn Bomb
6-2price=2000

6-3desc=Literally full of flaming crap. You don't want to be standing anywhere near this when it goes off. 
6-3name=Dirty Bomb
6-3aname=Dirty Bomb
6-3price=1500

6-4desc=Everyone loves candy, right? Not when it's traveling at 2000mph.
6-4name=Pinata Bomb
6-4aname=Pinata Bomb
6-4price=1300

6-5desc=This powder is not for little babies. This is A-grade imported mayhem, smuggled across the border under comically large sombreros.
6-5name=Bolivian Dry
6-5aname=Bolivian Dry Bomb
6-5price=3000

6-6desc=The lighter, healthier alternative to dynamite.
6-6name=Dynalite
6-6aname=Dynalite
6-6price=4000




7-1desc=[DEFAULT] You may have lost the war but you keep the dream alive with regular sing-alongs and barbecue nights.
7-1name=Confederate Flag
7-1aname=Confederate Flag
7-1price=300

7-2desc=Strength and honour! Men are more durable under Roman discipline.
7-2name=Roman Eagle
7-2aname=Roman Eagle Standard
7-2price=2000

7-3desc=What's the advantage of having a make-believe flag? Um, it's easier to carry around?
7-3name=Emperor's Flag
7-3aname=Emperor's Flag
7-3price=1500

7-4desc=It is a curious fact that soldiers fight 50 percent harder when they think they are surrendering.
7-4name=White Flag
7-4aname=White Flag
7-4price=1300

7-5desc=The Soviet Union won't exist for another fifty years but that doesn't bother a trendsetter like you. Workers will move quicker under this banner.
7-5name=Soviet Flag
7-5aname=Soviet Flag
7-5price=3000

7-6desc=Death or dishonour! Your men will throw themselves into the attack like samurai. They don't actually need to know what samurai are.
7-6name=Samurai Banner
7-6aname=Samurai Banner
7-6price=4000



8-1desc=[DEFAULT] When people ask why you use such little guns you have two answers. Your left answer and your right answer…
8-1name=Derringers
8-1aname=Derringers
8-1price=300

8-2desc=An elegant clockwork mechanism keeps these precision pistols loaded and primed. You know what time it is.
8-2name=Swiss Pistols
8-2aname=Swiss Pistols
8-2price=2000

8-3desc=These powerful prototypes were invented by Benjamin Franklin, the most badass of the Founding Fathers by a country mile.
8-3name=Pocket Cannons
8-3aname=Pocket Cannons
8-3price=1500

8-4desc=The last word in outlaw bling. They'll put a new spring in your step.
8-4name=Gold Derringers 
8-4aname=Gold Derringers
8-4price=1300

8-5desc=Oh, they're so ugly! Oh, they won't fit in my sleeves anymore! Keep them in your boots, you big baby.
8-5name=Long Derringers
8-5aname=Long Derringers
8-5price=3000

8-6desc=Whoever invented these eccentric weapons was a genius. Also, most probably, a psychopath.
8-6name=TNT Derringers
8-6aname=TNT Derringers
8-6price=4000


9-1desc=[DEFAULT] Invented by Richard Gatling after critics called his Patent Wheat Drill 'too gay'.
9-1name=Gatling Gun
9-1aname=Gatling Gun
9-1price=300

9-2desc=This gun is a good all-rounder which will lay down a steady stream of fire in exacting circumstances. Your mother would like this gun.
9-2name=Field Gatling
9-2aname=Field Gatling
9-2price=2000

9-3desc=The latest in Swiss efficiency. This gun comes with a three-year warrantee and a free lithograph of General Custer.
9-3name=Clockwork Gat
9-3aname=Clockwork Gat
9-3price=1500

9-4desc=How can you run around so quickly with that massive gun? Shhhh, it's made out of tin.
9-4name=Light Gatling
9-4aname=Light Gatling
9-4price=1300

9-5desc=This highly accurate gun will kill a man as many times as necessary for him to die. Then it will start killing his corpse.
9-5name=Focused Gatling
9-5aname=Focused Gatling
9-5price=3000

9-6desc=You customised this one yourself just by loosening a bunch of nuts. Now it jumps all over the place when it fires. Awesome!
9-6name=Custom Gatling
9-6aname=Custom Gatling
9-6price=4000


10-1desc=[DEFAULT] Lead pellets are the recommended ammunition for a responsible blunderbuss owner. Yawn.
10-1name=Pellets
10-1aname=Pellet Ammo
10-1price=300

10-2desc=Sparkle! Dazzle! Leave a trail of glittering corpses which will be the envy of all your friends!
10-2name=Sequins
10-2aname=Sequin Ammo
10-2price=2000

10-3desc=What sort of dirty hobo fills his blunderbuss with gravel? The sort who likes a nice broad spread of pellets, I guess.
10-3name=Gravel
10-3aname=Gravel Ammo
10-3price=1500

10-4desc=You can tell a lot about a man from whether or not he loads his gun with human teeth.
10-4name=Human Teeth
10-4aname=Human Teeth Ammo
10-4price=1300

10-5desc=These kernels are short range but pop after impact for added damage and a mouth-watering aroma.
10-5name=Popcorn
10-5aname=Popcorn Ammo
10-5price=3000

10-6desc=They may be fiddly to load but they're worth it for the extra damage and the chance to make fishing-related wisecracks.
10-6name=Fish Hooks
10-6aname=Fish Hook Ammo
10-6price=4000



11-1desc=[DEFAULT] These nifty fireworks are absolute proof of China's long and noble tradition of blowing stuff up.
11-1name=Family Box
11-1aname=Family Selection Box
11-1price=300

11-2desc=Pop! Crackle! Ooooh! It's all fun and games until someone gets brutally murdered.
11-2name=Junior Box
11-2aname=Junior Display Box
11-2price=2000

11-3desc=Adolescent boys cannot order these powerful thrusters without giggling.
11-3name=Jumbo Box
11-3aname=Jumbo Rocket Box
11-3price=1500

11-4desc=Cheap and cheerful. Who said massacres had to be somber affairs?
11-4name=Celebration Box
11-4aname=Celebration Box
11-4price=1300

11-5desc=The Fantasia is perfect for enthusiasts who want to inspire a sense of wonder in the people they are slaughtering.
11-5name=Fantasia Box
11-5aname=Fantasia Box
11-5price=3000

11-6desc=A perfect finale to any serious rampage. This one is the business.
11-6name=XL dragon box
11-6aname=XL dragon box
11-6price=4000


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[levelintro1]

abellevel0=You better say your prayers and slick your hair down, partner!
abellevel1=No one likes an untidy corpse!
abellevel2=c2
abellevel3=c3

zekelevel0=Remember not to get spotted by the towers.
zekelevel1=They will mess you right up!
zekelevel2=c2
zekelevel3=c3

featherlevel0=Remember that taking peyote is a very serious spiritual business.
featherlevel1=Now let's get freaky!
featherlevel2=c2
featherlevel3=c3

dutchlevel0=Okay, here's the cart.
dutchlevel1=You know how to push, right?
dutchlevel2=c2
dutchlevel3=c3

pablolevel0=Welcome to our bomb fiesta!
pablolevel1=The only rule is... There are no rules!!!
pablolevel2=c2
pablolevel3=c3

thirteenthlevel0=c0
thirteenthlevel1=c1
thirteenthlevel2=c2
thirteenthlevel3=c3

billylevel0=Okay, here's the bank.
billylevel1=Let's get robbing!
billylevel2=c2
billylevel3=c3

dukelevel0=Here they come! Don't let them get past...
dukelevel1=...or everybody will die and the hoedown will be ruined!
dukelevel2=c2
dukelevel3=c3

virgillevel0=You ain't never takin' me in!
virgillevel1=I was born free like the wind!
virgillevel2=c2
virgillevel3=c3

taolevel0=Here are the hostages!
taolevel1=Try not to shoot too many of them!
taolevel2=c2
taolevel3=c3

[storytype1]

boontank0=Waaargh! Who's that goofin' around on my tracks?
boontank1=Mr Clayton Boon don't approve of goofin' around!
boontank2=And I will straight out kill anyone I find doin' it!
boontank3=Yessir, I will dip their asses in molasses and gobble them all up!
boontank4=Hahahaha! Deeeeeeelicious!!!

boontankend0=Aaarrgh! What have you done!
boontankend1=No one has ever managed to kill me before...

boontrain0=c0
boontrain1=c1
boontrain2=c2
boontrain3=c3
boontrain4=c4

boonfinal0=c0
boonfinal1=c1
boonfinal2=c2
boonfinal3=c3
boonfinal4=c4


cardgame0=The question you have to ask yourself is does you feel lucky.
cardgame1=Well does you?
cardgame2=Match two of a kind to win an ace card!
cardgame3=Match two of a kind to win an ace card!
cardgame4=Match two of a kind to win an ace card!

toabel0=Hey, some gunslingers are waiting to ambush you over here.
toabel1=I'd help you out only I seem to have misplaced my hat.
toabel2=Good luck and have fun!
toabel3=n1

tozeke0=Holla player! The border to the next territory is over this way.
tozeke1=It's heavily guarded but it will get you to Boon more quickly.
tozeke2=Come with me and I'll show you where to cross.
tozeke3=n3

tofeather0=Congratulations! You are the Chosen one!
tofeather1=Just come this way for a mystic test of your powers
tofeather2=Which I'm legally obliged to warn you may contain reference to narcotics.
tofeather3=n3

todutch0=Hey, you seem friendly!
todutch1=I need someone to help me push a cart full of stuff to a place.
todutch2=Follow me if that sounds like fun!
todutch3=n1

topablo0=You look like a party boy! Am I right?
topablo1=We're having a Superfun Bomb Fiesta in my village!
topablo2=Follow me if you like to get crazy!
topablo3=n1

tothirteenth0=n0
tothirteenth1=n1
tothirteenth2=n2
tothirteenth3=n3

tobilly0=Do you like money? Do you like shooting people?
tobilly1=If the answer to both questions is yes...
tobilly2=Let's rob a bank!
tobilly3=n1

toduke0=You've got to help! The town is having a hoedown
toduke1=But the smell of sausages has attracted a pack of wild bulls!
toduke2=They'll ruin the festivities if we don't stop them!
toduke3=n1

tovirgil0=There's a gunslinger over here with a price tag on his head.
tovirgil1=I will money you right up if you bring him in!
tovirgil2=Dead, alive or anywhere in between.
tovirgil3=n1

totao0=Oh no! A whole bunch of idiots got themselves taken hostage!
totao1=The good news is they'll probably pay money to anyone who rescues them.
totao2=I'd do it myself only I can't be bothered.
totao3=n3

boonlead0=Hey, Boon's this way!
boonlead1=n1
boonlead2=n2
boonlead3=n3

buyfireimm0=I got here a special ointment will make you fireproof.
buyfireimm1=Just strip down to your smalls and relax while I rub you up.
buyfireimm2=n1
buyfireimm3=n2

buypiercing0=Your projectiles look a little blunt to me.
buypiercing1=Want me to sharpen them up?
buypiercing2=n1
buypiercing3=n2

buymelee0=I'm legally bound to tell you that if I bless you with the touch of death...
buymelee1=...you must use it only for good. *wink*
buymelee2=n0
buymelee3=n1

buywall0=I can give you the power to smash any wall you touch.
buywall1=Just be prepared for your social life to suffer.
buywall2=n0
buywall3=n1

buyachohol0=I can bless you so that you get more alcohol.
buyachohol1=That's just a thing I can do.
buyachohol2=n0
buyachohol3=n1

buyunstoppable0=I can give you life after death!
buyunstoppable1=For maybe three or four seconds...
buyunstoppable2=n0
buyunstoppable3=n1

buyfreemove0=Hey, want some magic moccasins which will keep you from getting slowed down?
buyfreemove1=Bring them back if they pinch.
buyfreemove2=n0
buyfreemove3=n1

buyrevenge0=Want me to swap your heart for one that explodes when you die?
buyrevenge1=It's a serious question.
buyrevenge2=n0
buyrevenge3=n1

buyfastload0=I can't stand watching you reload with those sausage fingers!
buyfastload1=Want me to work a little hoodoo on your hands?
buyfastload2=n0
buyfastload3=n1

buydamage0=Want to buy this damage-enhancing dreamcatcher?
buydamage1=It will straight up change your life.
buydamage2=n0
buydamage3=n1

buyarmor0=The spirits are prepared to make you bulletproof.
buyarmor1=Well, slightly bulletproof.
buyarmor2=n0
buyarmor3=n1

buymovespeed0=Hey, want me to bless you with the speed of a puma?
buymovespeed1=You might get a tail too, just ignore it.
buymovespeed2=n0
buymovespeed3=n1

buyvelocity0=The ancestors snigger at your feeble weapon.
buyvelocity1=They are prepared to mystically juice it up some.
buyvelocity2=n0
buyvelocity3=n1

buyfire0=You're doing a badass job but I really want to see you set fire to more stuff.
buyfire1=In fact, I have here an amulet that can do just that.
buyfire2=n0
buyfire3=n1

buyexplode0=Boom!!! That's the sound of something you don't like blowing up!
buyexplode1=It can be yours if you buy this mystic amulet of explosiveness.
buyexplode2=n0
buyexplode3=n1

buyhorse0=I sensed your loneliness from far away, gunslinger, like a howl in the night!
buyhorse1=In other words, do you want to buy a horse?
buyhorse2=n1
buyhorse3=n2

buyfeather0=Hey, want me to hook you up with a new ally?
buyfeather1=He's a non-smoker, good sense of humour, likes long evenings by the fire.
buyfeather2=He's right this way if you're interested.
buyfeather3=n3

buydutch0=Hey, the circus is in town!
buydutch1=I feel just as giddy as a young mare!
buydutch2=Head over that way to see them!
buydutch3=n3

buypablo0=Hey, my friend reeeally likes you!
buypablo1=He wanted me to come ask if he could be your pardner!
buypablo2=He's waiting right over here.
buypablo3=n3

buythirteenth0=Hey, you ever hear of the Fighting 13th?
buythirteenth1=They were really hot stuff during the war!
buythirteenth2=Anyway, they're over here having a picnic.
buythirteenth3=n3

buybilly0=There's a badass young gunslinger in town.
buybilly1=He's been asking all sorts of questions about you.
buybilly2=He's right over this way if you want to meet him.
buybilly3=n3

buyduke0=Hey, there's a genuine war hero over here!
buyduke1=They call him Duke, he's a solid gold badass.
buyduke2=If you meet him, can you get me his autograph?
buyduke3=n3

buyvirgil0=One of my colleagues is waiting over here. He wants to meet you.
buyvirgil1=I warn you, he's a pretty scary man.
buyvirgil2=You might not want to look him in the eye...
buyvirgil3=n3

buytao0=There's an oriental gentleman been asking for you.
buytao1=Can I say that? I don't want to offend anyone.
buytao2=He's over here anyway.
buytao3=n3

meetfeather0=What up paleface! I hear you're looking for Clayton Boon?
meetfeather1=I've been tracking that man for seven long years...
meetfeather2=I can't even remember what he did to me now.
meetfeather3=But it must have been pretty bad because I don't rile easy.
meetfeather4=Anyway, I'll ride along and help you find him.

meetdutch0=Roll up! Roll up!
meetdutch1=I just awoke to find the rest of the circus has left without me again.
meetdutch2=They are such a bunch of clowns!
meetdutch3=Anyway, I wonder if I could ride with you fellows for a while?
meetdutch4=We'll get on fine if you don't mind some recreational nudity.

meetpablo0=Oh hey man, I love what you're doing!
meetpablo1=That Clayton Boon is a real badass, no?
meetpablo2=He killed loads of my friends when his railroad went through here!
meetpablo3=I'd love to shoot him in the face! I would laugh so much!
meetpablo4=Maybe I can ride along with you?

meetthirteenth0=It's your lucky day, stranger!
meetthirteenth1=You happen to be looking at the legendary Fighting 13th!
meetthirteenth2=Can I get a huzzah?!!
meetthirteenth3=I said can I get a huzzah?!!!
meetthirteenth4=Ah, never mind. You fancy joining up with us?

meetbilly0=Hi, my name's Billy!
meetbilly1=I used to be the Chubb Brothers Hardtack and Livery Kid
meetbilly2=But I lost my sponsorship due to creative differences.
meetbilly3=Anyway, I am probably the fastest gun you'll ever meet
meetbilly4=And I'd love to help you put a bullet in Boon.

meetduke0=Name's Duke, stranger.
meetduke1=My pappy was a slave to Boon before the war.
meetduke2=And I can tell you, that dude is bad news.
meetduke3=I know stories about him will curl your mustaches.
meetduke4=If you like, I'll help you put him in the ground for good.

meetvirgil0=Who the hell are you?
meetvirgil1=Don't answer that, I've lost interest.
meetvirgil2=Only thing keeping me from shooting you is the rumour you're looking for Boon.
meetvirgil3=I hate everyone but I hate Clayton Boon most of all.
meetvirgil4=When we catch up with him I got dibs on his skull.

meettao0=You gentlemen look like a professional outfit.
meettao1=I wonder if you would permit me to join you?
meettao2=I'm a team player with a strong sense of personal responsibility
meettao3=And a natural aptitude for casual violence.
meettao4=I promise I probably won't kill you in your sleep.

[levelintro2]

abellevel0=Okay, this is an ambush!
abellevel1=Make this easy on everyone and don't shoot back!
abellevel2=c2
abellevel3=c3

zekelevel0=You must move silently like young fawns.
zekelevel1=Because those towers will wreck your evening if they spot you.
zekelevel2=c2
zekelevel3=c3

featherlevel0=If you're not a mystic like me you'll need help to talk with spirits.
featherlevel1=Now chug that peyote juice, jackass!
featherlevel2=c2
featherlevel3=c3

dutchlevel0=Okay, this is my cart.
dutchlevel1=Try not to scratch the paintwork.
dutchlevel2=c2
dutchlevel3=c3

pablolevel0=Kabooooom!!! Welcome to our bomb fiesta!
pablolevel1=Light the fuse and let the good times roll!!!
pablolevel2=c2
pablolevel3=c3

thirteenthlevel0=c0
thirteenthlevel1=c1
thirteenthlevel2=c2
thirteenthlevel3=c3

billylevel0=Okay, the safe is in this bank!
billylevel1=Yeee Haaww! Robber time!
billylevel2=c2
billylevel3=c3

dukelevel0=Okay, good luck with this!
dukelevel1=I'll be with you in spirit or something!
dukelevel2=c2
dukelevel3=c3

virgillevel0=So you've come for my bounty? Well I ain't paying out just yet!
virgillevel1=Now go for your guns!
virgillevel2=c2
virgillevel3=c3

taolevel0=Here are the ranchers!
taolevel1=They don't look so jolly now, am I right?
taolevel2=c2
taolevel3=c3






[storytype2]

boontank0=c0
boontank1=c1
boontank2=c2
boontank3=c3
boontank4=c4

boontrain0=WooOOoo! WoOOOooo!
boontrain1=On behalf of Mr Clayton Boon
boontrain2=I'd like to welcome you to the Soul Train, friends!
boontrain3=Thirteen coaches long! Fully stocked bar and buffet!
boontrain4=Next stop, Hell!!!

boontrainend0=Hahaha! You may have beat me but you can't stop this train!
boontrainend1=I'll be seeing you in Hell!

boonfinal0=c0
boonfinal1=c1
boonfinal2=c2
boonfinal3=c3
boonfinal4=c4


cardgame0=The question you have to ask yourself is does you feel lucky.
cardgame1=Well does you?
cardgame2=Match two of a kind to win an ace card!
cardgame3=Match two of a kind to win an ace card!
cardgame4=Match two of a kind to win an ace card!

toabel0=Boon has hired some gunslingers to take you out.
toabel1=They've set up an informal ambush over this way.
toabel2=So drop by and see them if you fancy some action.
toabel3=n1

tozeke0=I know a route which will take you closer to Boon.
tozeke1=But you'll need to cross a dangerous border.
tozeke2=So make sure you're wearing sensible shoes and follow me.
tozeke3=n3

tofeather0=The spirits might have a message for you about Boon.
tofeather1=Or they might not. They are super cranky this time of year.
tofeather2=Anyway, come with me if you want to commune with them.
tofeather3=n3

todutch0=My cart has broken down in the middle of nowhere.
todutch1=And my lumbago prevents me from pushing it.
todutch2=Will you help me?
todutch3=n1

topablo0=Hey, we're having another Bomb Fiesta in my village!
topablo1=It's so much fun! Last time I lost a leg!
topablo2=Dress casual and follow me!
topablo3=n1

tothirteenth0=n0
tothirteenth1=n1
tothirteenth2=n2
tothirteenth3=n3

tobilly0=Hey, they've got a new safe in the town over here.
tobilly1=It's a lovely piece of craftsmanship and it's stuffed full of money!
tobilly2=Want to help me abduct it?
tobilly3=n1

toduke0=Listen up, champ! A pack of rabid bulls has been seen headed this way!
toduke1=It seems Boon's railroad is goofing up the whole natural order of things!
toduke2=Anyway, you'd better stop them before they upset anybody.
toduke3=n1

tovirgil0=A really notorious desperado is shooting up the town!
tovirgil1=Unfortunately, I've got urgent business in a safer place
tovirgil2=But there's money in it if you can stop him.
tovirgil3=n1

totao0=Boon's men have taken a bunch of ranchers hostage.
totao1=They tied them up and they're just standing around laughing at them.
totao2=That sort of thing shouldn't go unpunished.
totao3=n3

boonlead0=n0
boonlead1=n1
boonlead2=n2
boonlead3=n3

buyfireimm0=I got here a special ointment will make you fireproof.
buyfireimm1=Just strip down to your smalls and relax while I rub you up.
buyfireimm2=n1
buyfireimm3=n2

buypiercing0=Your projectiles look a little blunt to me.
buypiercing1=Want me to sharpen them up?
buypiercing2=n1
buypiercing3=n2

buymelee0=I'm legally bound to tell you that if I bless you with the touch of death...
buymelee1=...you must use it only for good. *wink*
buymelee2=n0
buymelee3=n1

buywall0=I can give you the power to smash any wall you touch.
buywall1=Just be prepared for your social life to suffer.
buywall2=n0
buywall3=n1

buyachohol0=I can bless you so that you get more alcohol.
buyachohol1=That's just a thing I can do.
buyachohol2=n0
buyachohol3=n1

buyunstoppable0=I can give you life after death!
buyunstoppable1=For maybe three or four seconds...
buyunstoppable2=n0
buyunstoppable3=n1

buyfreemove0=Hey, want some magic moccasins which will keep you from getting slowed down?
buyfreemove1=Bring them back if they pinch.
buyfreemove2=n0
buyfreemove3=n1

buyrevenge0=Want me to swap your heart for one that explodes when you die?
buyrevenge1=It's a serious question.
buyrevenge2=n0
buyrevenge3=n1

buyfastload0=I can't stand watching you reload with those sausage fingers!
buyfastload1=Want me to work a little hoodoo on your hands?
buyfastload2=n0
buyfastload3=n1

buydamage0=Want to buy this damage-enhancing dreamcatcher?
buydamage1=It will straight up change your life.
buydamage2=n0
buydamage3=n1

buyarmor0=The spirits are prepared to make you bulletproof.
buyarmor1=Well, slightly bulletproof.
buyarmor2=n0
buyarmor3=n1

buymovespeed0=Hey, want me to bless you with the speed of a puma?
buymovespeed1=You might get a tail too, just ignore it.
buymovespeed2=n0
buymovespeed3=n1

buyvelocity0=The ancestors snigger at your feeble weapon.
buyvelocity1=They are prepared to mystically juice it up some.
buyvelocity2=n0
buyvelocity3=n1

buyfire0=You're doing a badass job but I really want to see you set fire to more stuff.
buyfire1=In fact, I have here an amulet that can do just that.
buyfire2=n0
buyfire3=n1

buyexplode0=Boom!!! That's the sound of something you don't like blowing up!
buyexplode1=It can be yours if you buy this mystic amulet of explosiveness.
buyexplode2=n0
buyexplode3=n1

buyhorse0=I sensed your loneliness from far away, gunslinger, like a howl in the night!
buyhorse1=In other words, do you want to buy a horse?
buyhorse2=n1
buyhorse3=n2

buyfeather0=Hey, want me to hook you up with a new ally?
buyfeather1=He's a non-smoker, good sense of humour, likes long evenings by the fire.
buyfeather2=He's right this way if you're interested.
buyfeather3=n3

buydutch0=Hey, the circus is in town!
buydutch1=I feel just as giddy as a young mare!
buydutch2=Head over that way to see them!
buydutch3=n3

buypablo0=Hey, my friend reeeally likes you!
buypablo1=He wanted me to come ask if he could be your pardner!
buypablo2=He's waiting right over here.
buypablo3=n3

buythirteenth0=Hey, you ever hear of the Fighting 13th?
buythirteenth1=They were really hot stuff during the war!
buythirteenth2=Anyway, they're over here having a picnic.
buythirteenth3=n3

buybilly0=There's a badass young gunslinger in town.
buybilly1=He's been asking all sorts of questions about you.
buybilly2=He's right over this way if you want to meet him.
buybilly3=n3

buyduke0=Hey, there's a genuine war hero over here!
buyduke1=They call him Duke, he's a solid gold badass.
buyduke2=If you meet him, can you get me his autograph?
buyduke3=n3

buyvirgil0=One of my colleagues is waiting over here. He wants to meet you.
buyvirgil1=I warn you, he's a pretty scary man.
buyvirgil2=You might not want to look him in the eye...
buyvirgil3=n3

buytao0=There's an oriental gentleman been asking for you.
buytao1=Can I say that? I don't want to offend anyone.
buytao2=He's over here anyway.
buytao3=n3

meetfeather0=What up paleface! I hear you're looking for Clayton Boon?
meetfeather1=I've been tracking that man for seven long years...
meetfeather2=I can't even remember what he did to me now.
meetfeather3=But it must have been pretty bad because I don't rile easy.
meetfeather4=Anyway, I'll ride along and help you find him.

meetdutch0=Roll up! Roll up!
meetdutch1=I just awoke to find the rest of the circus has left without me again.
meetdutch2=They are such a bunch of clowns!
meetdutch3=Anyway, I wonder if I could tag along with you fellows for a while?
meetdutch4=We'll get on fine if you don't mind some recreational nudity.

meetpablo0=Oh hey man, I love what you're doing!
meetpablo1=That Clayton Boon is a real badass, no?
meetpablo2=He killed loads of my friends when his railroad went through here!
meetpablo3=I'd love to shoot him in the face! I would laugh so much!
meetpablo4=Maybe I can ride along with you?

meetthirteenth0=It's your lucky day, stranger!
meetthirteenth1=You happen to be looking at the legendary Fighting 13th!
meetthirteenth2=Can I get a huzzah?!!
meetthirteenth3=I said can I get a huzzah?!!!
meetthirteenth4=Ah, never mind. You fancy joining up with us?

meetbilly0=Hi, my name's Billy!
meetbilly1=I used to be the Chubb Brothers Hardtack and Livery Kid
meetbilly2=But I lost my sponsorship due to creative differences.
meetbilly3=Anyway, I am probably the fastest gun you'll ever meet
meetbilly4=And I'd love to help you put a bullet in Boon.

meetduke0=Name's Duke, stranger.
meetduke1=My pappy was a slave to Boon before the war.
meetduke2=And I can tell you, that dude is bad news.
meetduke3=I know stories about him will curl your mustaches.
meetduke4=When we catch up with him I got dibs on his skull.

meetvirgil0=Who the hell are you?
meetvirgil1=Don't answer that, I've lost interest.
meetvirgil2=Only thing keeping me from shooting you is the rumour you're looking for Boon.
meetvirgil3=I hate everyone but I hate Clayton Boon most of all.
meetvirgil4=And now I think I'll just kill him. Want some help?

meettao0=You gentlemen look like a professional outfit.
meettao1=I wonder if you would permit me to join you?
meettao2=I'm a team player with a strong sense of personal responsibility
meettao3=And a natural aptitude for casual violence.
meettao4=I promise I probably won't kill you in your sleep.



[levelintro3]

abellevel0=Okay, this is an ambush!
abellevel1=Make this easy on everyone and don't shoot back!
abellevel2=c2
abellevel3=c3

zekelevel0=You must move silently like young fawns.
zekelevel1=Because those towers will wreck your evening if they spot you.
zekelevel2=c2
zekelevel3=c3

featherlevel0=If you're not a mystic like me you'll need help to talk with spirits.
featherlevel1=Now chug that peyote juice, jackass!
featherlevel2=c2
featherlevel3=c3

dutchlevel0=Okay, this is my cart.
dutchlevel1=Try not to scratch the paintwork.
dutchlevel2=c2
dutchlevel3=c3

pablolevel0=Kabooooom!!! Welcome to our bomb fiesta!
pablolevel1=Light the fuse and let the good times roll!!!
pablolevel2=c2
pablolevel3=c3

thirteenthlevel0=c0
thirteenthlevel1=c1
thirteenthlevel2=c2
thirteenthlevel3=c3

billylevel0=Okay, the safe is in this bank!
billylevel1=Yeee Haaww! Robber time!
billylevel2=c2
billylevel3=c3

dukelevel0=Okay, good luck with this!
dukelevel1=I'll be with you in spirit or something!
dukelevel2=c2
dukelevel3=c3

virgillevel0=So you've come for my bounty? Well I ain't paying out just yet!
virgillevel1=Now go for your guns!
virgillevel2=c2
virgillevel3=c3

taolevel0=Here are the ranchers!
taolevel1=They don't look so jolly now, am I right?
taolevel2=c2
taolevel3=c3


[storytype3]

boontank0=c0
boontank1=c1
boontank2=c2
boontank3=c3
boontank4=c4

boontrain0=c0
boontrain1=c1
boontrain2=c2
boontrain3=c3
boontrain4=c4

boonfinal0=Well, this here's the end of line.
boonfinal1=You boys have been tugging on my tail feathers for long enough!
boonfinal2=Now I've got some good news, some bad news and some ugly news for you.
boonfinal3=The good news is you found me.
boonfinal4=The bad news is I'm gonna rip you to pieces!!!

boonfinalmid0=You remember how I said there was some ugly news?
boonfinalmid1=Well get a load of this!

boonfinalend0=Well now I hope you're happy!
boonfinalend1=Not only have you destroyed my kickass demon form
boonfinalend2=Which I had to sacrifice my moustache to achieve
boonfinalend3=But you have also cocked a snook at my life's work
boonfinalend4=Namely the building of the first ever interdimensional railroad!
boonfinalend5=Now I've got to go pay the Devil his due
boonfinalend6=But one thing's for sure...
boonfinalend7=I'll be seeing yooooooooooooouuuu!!!





cardgame0=The question you have to ask yourself is does you feel lucky.
cardgame1=Well does you?
cardgame2=Match two of a kind to win an ace card!
cardgame3=Match two of a kind to win an ace card!
cardgame4=Match two of a kind to win an ace card!

toabel0=Boon has hired some gunslingers to take you out.
toabel1=They've set up an informal ambush over this way.
toabel2=So drop by and see them if you fancy some action.
toabel3=n1

tozeke0=I know a route which will take you closer to Boon.
tozeke1=But you'll need to cross a dangerous border.
tozeke2=So make sure you're wearing sensible shoes and follow me.
tozeke3=n3

tofeather0=The spirits might have a message for you about Boon.
tofeather1=Or they might not. They are super cranky this time of year.
tofeather2=Anyway, come with me if you want to commune with them.
tofeather3=n3

todutch0=My cart has broken down in the middle of nowhere.
todutch1=And my lumbago prevents me from pushing it.
todutch2=Will you help me?
todutch3=n1

topablo0=Hey, we're having another Bomb Fiesta in my village!
topablo1=It's so much fun! Last time I lost a leg!
topablo2=Dress casual and follow me!
topablo3=n1

tothirteenth0=n0
tothirteenth1=n1
tothirteenth2=n2
tothirteenth3=n3

tobilly0=Hey, they've got a new safe in the town over here.
tobilly1=It's a lovely piece of craftsmanship and it's stuffed full of money!
tobilly2=Want to help me abduct it?
tobilly3=n1

toduke0=Listen up, champ! A pack of rabid bulls has been seen headed this way!
toduke1=It seems Boon's railroad is goofing up the whole natural order of things!
toduke2=Anyway, you'd better stop them before they upset anybody.
toduke3=n1

tovirgil0=A really notorious desperado is shooting up the town!
tovirgil1=Unfortunately, I've got urgent business in a safer place
tovirgil2=But there's money in it if you can stop him.
tovirgil3=n1

totao0=Boon's men have taken a bunch of ranchers hostage.
totao1=They tied them up and they're just standing around laughing at them.
totao2=That sort of thing shouldn't go unpunished.
totao3=n3

boonlead0=n0
boonlead1=n1
boonlead2=n2
boonlead3=n3

buyfireimm0=I got here a special ointment will make you fireproof.
buyfireimm1=Just strip down to your smalls and relax while I rub you up.
buyfireimm2=n1
buyfireimm3=n2

buypiercing0=Your projectiles look a little blunt to me.
buypiercing1=Want me to sharpen them up?
buypiercing2=n1
buypiercing3=n2

buymelee0=I'm legally bound to tell you that if I bless you with the touch of death...
buymelee1=...you must use it only for good. *wink*
buymelee2=n0
buymelee3=n1

buywall0=I can give you the power to smash any wall you touch.
buywall1=Just be prepared for your social life to suffer.
buywall2=n0
buywall3=n1

buyachohol0=I can bless you so that you get more alcohol.
buyachohol1=That's just a thing I can do.
buyachohol2=n0
buyachohol3=n1

buyunstoppable0=I can give you life after death!
buyunstoppable1=For maybe three or four seconds...
buyunstoppable2=n0
buyunstoppable3=n1

buyfreemove0=Hey, want some magic moccasins which will keep you from getting slowed down?
buyfreemove1=Bring them back if they pinch.
buyfreemove2=n0
buyfreemove3=n1

buyrevenge0=want me to swap your heart for one that explodes when you die?
buyrevenge1=It's a serious question.
buyrevenge2=n0
buyrevenge3=n1

buyfastload0=I can't stand watching you reload with those sausage fingers!
buyfastload1=Want me to work a little hoodoo on your hands?
buyfastload2=n0
buyfastload3=n1

buydamage0=Want to buy this damage-enhancing dreamcatcher?
buydamage1=It will straight up change your life.
buydamage2=n0
buydamage3=n1

buyarmor0=The spirits are prepared to make you bulletproof.
buyarmor1=Well, slightly bulletproof.
buyarmor2=n0
buyarmor3=n1

buymovespeed0=Hey, want me to bless you with the speed of a puma?
buymovespeed1=You might get a tail too, just ignore it.
buymovespeed2=n0
buymovespeed3=n1

buyvelocity0=The ancestors snigger at your feeble weapon.
buyvelocity1=They are prepared to mystically juice it up some.
buyvelocity2=n0
buyvelocity3=n1

buyfire0=You're doing a badass job but I really want to see you set fire to more stuff.
buyfire1=In fact, I have here an amulet that can do just that.
buyfire2=n0
buyfire3=n1

buyexplode0=Boom!!! That's the sound of something you don't like blowing up!
buyexplode1=It can be yours if you buy this mystic amulet of explosiveness.
buyexplode2=n0
buyexplode3=n1

buyhorse0=I sensed your loneliness from far away, gunslinger, like a howl in the night!
buyhorse1=In other words, do you want to buy a horse?
buyhorse2=n1
buyhorse3=n2

buyfeather0=n0
buyfeather1=n1
buyfeather2=n2
buyfeather3=n3

buydutch0=n0
buydutch1=n1
buydutch2=n2
buydutch3=n3

buypablo0=n0
buypablo1=n1
buypablo2=n2
buypablo3=n3

buythirteenth0=n0
buythirteenth1=n1
buythirteenth2=n2
buythirteenth3=n3

buybilly0=n0
buybilly1=n1
buybilly2=n2
buybilly3=n3

buyduke0=n0
buyduke1=n1
buyduke2=n2
buyduke3=n3

buyvirgil0=n0
buyvirgil1=n1
buyvirgil2=n2
buyvirgil3=n3

buytao0=n0
buytao1=n1
buytao2=n2
buytao3=n3

meetfeather0=c0
meetfeather1=c1
meetfeather2=c2
meetfeather3=c3
meetfeather4=c4

meetdutch0=c0
meetdutch1=c1
meetdutch2=c2
meetdutch3=c3
meetdutch4=c4

meetpablo0=c0
meetpablo1=c1
meetpablo2=c2
meetpablo3=c3
meetpablo4=c4

meetthirteenth0=c0
meetthirteenth1=c1
meetthirteenth2=c2
meetthirteenth3=c3
meetthirteenth4=c4

meetbilly0=c0
meetbilly1=c1
meetbilly2=c2
meetbilly3=c3
meetbilly4=c4

meetduke0=c0
meetduke1=c1
meetduke2=c2
meetduke3=c3
meetduke4=c4

meetvirgil0=c0
meetvirgil1=c1
meetvirgil2=c2
meetvirgil3=c3
meetvirgil4=c4

meettao0=c0
meettao1=c1
meettao2=c2
meettao3=c3
meettao4=c4

[townwanted]
wanted1a0=Your that wanted outlaw!
wanted1a1=They are here to rob us!

wanted2a0=Your that wanted outlaw!
wanted2a1=They are here to rob us!

wanted3a0=Your that wanted outlaw!
wanted3a1=They are here to rob us!

wanted4a0=Your that wanted outlaw!
wanted4a1=Get em boys!

wanted5a0=Your that wanted outlaw!
wanted5a1=They are here to rob us!

wanted6a0=Your that wanted outlaw!
wanted6a1=They are here to rob us!

wanted7a0=Your that wanted outlaw!
wanted7a1=They are here to rob us!

wanted8a0=Your that wanted outlaw!
wanted8a1=Get em boys!


[storywanted]
wanteda0=When you commit a crime the only real victim is you...
wanteda1=That's because I'm gonna put a bullet in you unless you pay the fine!
wanteda2=That's because I'm gonna put a bullet in you unless you pay the fine!

wantedb0=Looks like you're cornered, lawbreaker!
wantedb1=Now pay up or explain yourself to my bullets!!!
wantedb2=Now pay up or explain yourself to my bullets!!!

wantedc0=Well hello payday!!! I've found me a wanted criminal!
wantedc1=I'm taking you in unless you can give me a better offer.
wantedc3=I'm taking you in unless you can give me a better offer.

wantedd0=Bling! Is that a dollar sign over your head?
wantedd1=Either you pay me now or I'm collecting the reward for taking you in!
wantedd2=Either you pay me now or I'm collecting the reward for taking you in!

wantede0=So you're the outlaw I've been looking for?
wantede1=Well you better pay up or say your prayers!
wantede2=Well you better pay up or say your prayers!

wantedf0=Hello sinner! It's choosing time!
wantedf1=You've been sentenced to carry this explosive pinata around for a day.
wantedf2=The alternative is being shot to death by me.
wantedf3=The alternative is being shot to death by me.

wantedg0=Boom! Get a load of me!
wantedg1=I'm the badass who's gonna perform justice on your corpse 
wantedg2=Unless you humour me by carrying this explosive pinata around.
wantedg3=The alternative is being shot to death by me.

wantedh0=So you're the outlaw I've been looking for?
wantedh1=I strongly advise you to man up and take your punishment
wantedh2=Which is carrying this explosive pinata around for a day.
wantedh3=Which is carrying this explosive pinata around for a day.

wantedi0=I'm not angry, lawbreaker, I'm just disappointed...
wantedi1=Now local law demands you shoulder this explosive pinata as punishment.
wantedi2=Otherwise I'm gonna have to put a bullet in you.
wantedi3=The alternative is being shot to death by me.

wantedj0=A little bird told me you're a wanted man...
wantedj1=And you know what happens to wanted men, don't you?
wantedj2=That's right, they have to carry this explosive pinata around.
wantedj3=Which is carrying this explosive pinata around for a day.

wantedk0=Looks like you're cornered, lawbreaker!
wantedk1=Now accept your punishment or explain yourself to my bullets!!!
wantedk2=Your punishment is being set on fire, by the way.
wantedk3=Your punishment is being set on fire, by the way.

wantedl0=Hey outlaw! Hold up while I read you your rights!
wantedl1=Um, you have the right to choose between being set on fire or being shot.
wantedl2=Okay, that's the formalities out of the way.
wantedl3=Your punishment is being set on fire, by the way.

wantedm0=Reach for the sky, outlaw! I'm the law in these parts!
wantedm1=Now you've been sentenced to be tarred, feathered and set on fire.
wantedm2=So strip down to your smalls while I rub you up.
wantedm3=Your punishment is being set on fire, by the way.

wantedn0=Well lookee here! I've found me a wanted criminal!
wantedn1=You've been sentenced to trial by burning, lawbreaker!
wantedn2=I won't lie to you, it's a pretty one-sided trial...
wantedn3=I won't lie to you, it's a pretty one-sided trial...

wantedo0=Okay, it's just me and you, lawbreaker!
wantedo1=Two strong, lusty men, each willing the other to bend...
wantedo2=Now pay the penalty and let me set you on fire or face my bullets...
wantedo3=I won't lie to you, it's a pretty one-sided trial...

wantedp0=Okay, this is a legal intervention!
wantedp1=Frontier law demands you pay for your crimes by carrying this pig around.
wantedp2=Do I look like I'm joking?
wantedp3=His name is Michael and he likes it best when you tickle his tail.

wantedq0=I have here a warrant for your execution, outlaw!
wantedq1=Although I'm prepared to waive it if you do some community service.
wantedq2=Specifically, you have to look after this cantankerous hog for a while.
wantedq3=Specifically, you have to look after this cantankerous hog for a while.

wantedr0=Hold up, outlaw! You've been sentenced to community service!
wantedr1=I want you to develop your nurturing side by looking after this piggy.
wantedr2=His name is Michael and he likes it best when you tickle his tail. 
wantedr3=His name is Michael and he likes it best when you tickle his tail. 

wanteds0=You've upset a lot of people, outlaw!
wanteds1=My prize hog Bessie has not pooped since I told her about your crimes!
wanteds2=Now I sentence you to make it up to her by carrying her around for a bit.
wanteds3=Specifically, you have to look after this cantankerous hog for a while.

wantedt0=You are in a whole mess of trouble, stranger!
wantedt1=I hereby sentence you to look after this orphaned piggy for a while.
wantedt2=It will teach you how to be a more responsible desperado.
wantedt3=Specifically, you have to look after this cantankerous hog for a while.



[billylevel]

billy1level0=We've just taken delivery of a lovely new safe! All stuffed with money too!
billy1level1=I sincerely hope no hooligans try robbing it!

billy2level0=Welcome to our bank! Your money is safe with us!
billy2level1=We are 100 percent robbery-free!

billy3level0=Wow, I've just finished counting our money and we sure do have a lot!
billy3level1=I hope no thieves get to hear about this!

billy4level0=I don't think I'm boasting when I say that this bank is robbery-proof!
billy4level1=I would love to meet the robber who'd even try to break in!

billy5level0=Hello citizens. Please let me know if you see any robbers around.
billy5level1=Our bank is especially full of money at the moment.

billy6level0=Ah! I love being a frontier bank manager!
billy6level1=It's such a quiet life!

billy7level0=If you like money then you would love my job!
billy7level1=Because this bank is absolutely full of it!

billy8level0=They say money is the root of all evil.
billy8level1=Which must make this bank the wickedest place on Earth! Hahaha!



[billylevelmoving]

billy1level0=Ah! The wide open plains! The great prairies!
billy1level1=And not a train robber to be seen!

billy2level0=Hello there! You look like friendly sorts.
billy2level1=Let me know if you see any outlaws – I've got a whole safe full of money here!

billy3level0=I've got to get this payroll to the miners on time!
billy3level1=Otherwise they'll be grumpy for weeks!

billy4level0=I'm taking all this gold to the Cavalry.
billy4level1=There's enough here to buy new beards for the whole regiment!

billy5level0=This safe full of money belongs to Clayton Boon.
billy5level1=I sure hope nobody tries to rob it!

billy6level0=Ah! Train travel is so relaxing!
billy6level1=I should offer to escort the payroll more often.

billy7level0=Hello fellow travellers!
billy7level1=Would you like to help me guard this safe full of precious money?

billy8level0=They say money is the root of all evil.
billy8level1=Which must make this train the wickedest place on Earth! Hahaha!




[virgillevel]

virgil1level0=There's a desperate outlaw over there who needs bringing to justice!
virgil1level1=I'd help you out only I seem to have misplaced my hat...

virgil2level0=There's an outlaw here with a price tag on his head!
virgil2level1=I'd help you catch him only I have urgent business in a safer place!

virgil3level0=Hey! There's money for anyone who can bring this outlaw in!
virgil3level1=Dead, alive or anywhere in between!

virgil4level0=Stranger! I need your help catching this outlaw!
virgil4level1=You engage him in gunplay while I go for backup!

virgil5level0=Hey, you're just in time to help me take in this wanted desperado!
virgil5level1=You get started and I'll join you once I get this stone out of my boot!

virgil6level0=Hey! The dude on the horse over there is a wanted outlaw!
virgil6level1=You'll be rich if you can defeat him!

virgil7level0=Hey gunslinger! There's a wanted man over here!
virgil7level1=I'd help you catch him only I don't want to.

virgil8level0=Quick! Catch that outlaw before he gets away!
virgil8level1=There's a big old bounty on his head!


[abellevel]

abel1level0=Hi there! Welcome to our informal ambush!
abel1level1=The only rule is to wait until the coin drops before firing.
abel1level2=Other than that, relax and have fun!
abel1level3=no2


abel2level0=You better say your prayers and slick your hair down, partner!
abel2level1=Nobody likes an untidy corpse!
abel2level2=Now when the coin hits the ground, go for your guns!
abel2level3=no2

abel3level0=Hold up, partner! This here's an ambush!
abel3level1=Killing you is gonna do wonders for our personal brand!
abel3level2=When the coin hits the ground, we'll settle this!
abel3level3=no2

abel4level0=We've been waiting for you!
abel4level1=According to the ancient laws of the West
abel4level2=We will duel when this coin hits the ground!
abel4level3=no2

abel5level0=I challenge you to a duel!
abel5level1=No kicking, gouging, bombing or heavy petting!
abel5level2=And no shooting til the coin hits the ground!
abel5level3=no2

abel6level0=Ha! Looks like we caught up with you, gunslinger!
abel6level1=We are gonna jump up the wanted list when we get rid of you!
abel6level2=Now get ready to draw as soon as the coin drops!
abel6level3=no2

abel7level0=Mr Clayton Boon has instructed us to shoot you until you are dead!
abel7level1=And that is exactly what we intend to do!
abel7level2=Now say your prayers and shoot when the coin drops!
abel7level3=no2

abel8level0=I hope you're ready to die, stranger.
abel8level1=Because if not, you won't like what's gonna happen next!
abel8level2=Now when the coin hits the dust, go for your guns!
abel8level3=no2



[townlevel]

town1level0=Welcome to Beaver Valley, the Mulefighting Capital of the West!
town1level1=Fancy a hand of cards?

town2level0=Welcome to Beaver Valley, the Mulefighting Capital of the West!
town2level1=Fancy a hand of cards?

town3level0=Welcome to Bitter Creek, the Mulefighting Capital of the West!
town3level1=Fancy a hand of cards?

town4level0=Welcome to Beaver Valley, the Mulefighting Capital of the West!
town4level1=Fancy a hand of cards?

town5level0=Welcome to Beaver Valley, the Mulefighting Capital of the West!
town5level1=Fancy a hand of cards?

town6level0=Welcome to Beaver Valley, the Mulefighting Capital of the West!
town6level1=Fancy a hand of cards?

town7level0=Welcome to Beaver Valley, the Mulefighting Capital of the West!
town7level1=Fancy a hand of cards?

town8level0=Welcome to Beaver Valley, the Mulefighting Capital of the West!
town8level1=Fancy a hand of cards?

town9level0=Welcome to Beaver Valley, the Mulefighting Capital of the West!
town9level1=Fancy a hand of cards?

town10level0=Welcome to Beaver Valley, the Mulefighting Capital of the West!
town10level1=Fancy a hand of cards?

town11level0=Welcome to Beaver Valley, the Mulefighting Capital of the West!
town11level1=Fancy a hand of cards?

town12level0=Welcome to Beaver Valley, the Mulefighting Capital of the West!
town12level1=Fancy a hand of cards?


[townlevelwanted]

town1level0=Look alive everybody, those men are wanted outlaws!
town1level1=Give them some lead!

town2level0=Hey, you're wanted for crimes and stuff!
town2level1=We don't like your sort around here! 

town3level0=Hey, you're wanted for crimes and stuff!
town3level1=We don't like your sort around here! 

town4level0=I've seen your face on a wanted poster!
town4level1=Now I'm gonna put a bullet in the original!

town5level0=I've seen your face on a wanted poster!
town5level1=Now I'm gonna put a bullet in the original!

town6level0=We don't tolerate robbers and murderers in our town!
town6level1=So we are going to kill you and take all your money!

town7level0=Oh my word, a wanted outlaw!
town7level1=I'm going to have my portrait painted with your corpse!

town8level0=Oh my word, a wanted outlaw!
town8level1=I'm going to have my portrait painted with your corpse!

town9level0=I've seen your face on a wanted poster!
town9level1=Now I'm gonna put a bullet in the original!

town10level0=Hey, you're wanted for crimes and stuff!
town10level1=We don't like your sort around here! 

town11level0=Look alive everybody, those men are wanted outlaws!
town11level1=Give them some lead!

town12level0=Look alive everybody, those men are wanted outlaws!
town12level1=Give them some lead!





[cardlevel]

card1level0=The question you have to ask yourself is does you feel lucky.
card1level1=Well does you?
card1level2=Match two cards to win an ace card!

card2level0=I can tell from the way you walk that you're a gambling man!
card2level1=Now what say we play a little game?
card2level2=Match two cards to win an ace card!

card3level0=Wooo-ee! That is some murderous rampage you're on, friend!
card3level1=Why not take a break for a hand of cards?
card3level2=Match two cards to win an ace card!

card4level0=I've heard you should take a 10 minute break every hour when you're killing people.
card4level1=Why not relax and play a hand of cards with me?
card4level2=Match two cards to win an ace card!

card5level0=I can tell from the way you walk that you're a gambling man!
card5level1=Now what say we play a little game?
card5level2=Match two cards to win an ace card!

card6level0=Wooo-ee! That is some murderous rampage you're on, friend!
card6level1=Why not take a break for a hand of cards?
card6level2=Match two cards to win an ace card!


[gunlevel]

gun1level0=Salutations!
gun1level1=I was just beginning to wonder where all the custom had got to...

gun2level0=What a relief to see another traveller!
gun2level1=I heard the jingle of your wallet as I was passing...

gun3level0=Howdy!
gun3level1=You're just in time for my Summer Sale!

gun4level0=Good day, sir!
gun4level1=You've arrived just as I was in the act of slashing all my prices!

gun5level0=Thank heavens!
gun5level1=I was beginning to despair of ever seeing another customer!

gun6level0=Oh no!
gun6level1=I'd thought my super-low winter sale would go unnoticed!

gun7level0=Good lord!
gun7level1=Here comes another canny customer to take advantage of my insanely low prices!


[missionlevel]

mission1level0=Do you want a job, gunslinger?
mission1level1=I'd do it myself only I'm suffering from terrible insobriety today.

mission2level0=I've got a job for you, pardner.
mission2level1=I'd do it myself only I've been laid up with Dutch elm disease.

mission3level0=Hey pardner, want a job?
mission3level1=I'd do it myself only I seem to have misplaced my horse.

mission4level0=Hey, I've got some work for you!
mission4level1=I'd do it myself only I injured my toe getting my boots on.

mission5level0=I hereby deputise you to do one of these jobs.
mission5level1=You may now kiss my badge.

mission6level0=If you help me out with a job I'll treat you like the son I never had.
mission6level1=I think I'll call you Sandy.



[insults]

1-1=Nothing can resist the power of my irrational rage!
1-2=You can't stand against my unstoppable churlishness!
1-3=When my dander is up, it doesn't come down!
1-4=You fought well. I'm going to name a hog after you!
1-5=You made no allowance for my awesome weapon!
1-6=What sort of chucklehead thinks he can beat me?

2-1=I'm going to strip buck naked and picnic on your grave!
2-2=I'm going to invite all my kinfolk to dance a conga at your funeral!
2-3=I don't like desecrating corpses but I will be needing my bullets back.
2-4=I've killed fifty-three men but I'm only going to count you as a half!
2-5=Tell the devil I sent you and you'll get a free drink.
2-6=If you weren't so dead I'd congratulate you for trying really hard!

3-1=I think I'm turning into a cat!
3-2=My eyes feel funny!
3-3=I found a frog in my boot!
3-4=I ate some horse's hair.
3-5=Woof! Woof!
3-6=My birthday is in Deptember!

4-1=In the great dance of life, you were just a little jerk!
4-2=All of nature is balanced. For every warrior like me, there's a clown like you!
4-3=Everything is connected. Except you. You were a loose end.
4-4=Did I string my bow for that? I've had harder drinks of water!
4-5=Frankly, I've seen more threatening tumbleweed!
4-6=I'm surprised you could even put your hat on straight!

5-1=I'm here all week, folks!
5-2=And now, for my encore, I'm going to steal your boots!
5-3=If you enjoyed that performance, be sure to catch my next killing spree!
5-4=There's no shame in being killed by a man in a leotard!
5-5=No surrender, no mercy, no refunds!
5-6=Show's over, folks! Ten dollars for a photo with the corpse!

6-1=Oh hey, did I kill you? That's too bad, man!
6-2=Ay! You were so close! Maybe your weapon isn't working properly?
6-3=You really tried hard that time, amigo! Don't give up!
6-4=Hey, you lost! Don't take it personally, I'm a real badass!
6-5=I kinda liked you, man! I'm gonna take your boots to remember you by!
6-6=I think I just got lucky, amigo! Don't feel too bad, eh?

7-1=You can't stop the Fighting 13th!
7-2=The Fighting 13th rarely surrender!
7-3=The Fighting 13th wish you a pleasant afterlife!
7-4=Another fine victory for the Fighting 13th!
7-5=Your head is gonna look real nice in the regimental trophy room!
7-6=Okay boys, gather round the corpse for a victory photograph!

8-1=Confidence is the best ammunition!
8-2=I promised myself I wouldn't cry but that was such an emotional match!
8-3=Boom! I will be signing autographs for the next half hour!
8-4=With great fame comes great humility! And I've got bucketloads of both!
8-5=I'd like to thank Benson's Tooth Powder for sponsoring my winning smile!
8-6=Remember, kids, eat your beans and stay out of the saloon!

9-1=Heh. I should have just whipped you to death with my bootlaces.
9-2=Well that was diverting. Shame you died so quickly. 
9-3=Was that it? You're about as dangerous as a daisy chain.
9-4=That was too easy. I'll be billing your next of kin for all the bullets I wasted.
9-5=I've known mosquitos that were harder to kill than you.
9-6=Lucky for you that dead men don't feel humiliated.

10-1=I posthumously sentence you to getting shot!
10-2=Why did you die? I wasn't finished killing you!
10-3=Let that be a lesson to you, corpse!
10-4=I feel so alive!
10-5=I'm the sheriff of everyone!
10-6=Get up, lawbreaker! I want to kill you again!

11-1=When two birds chase a worm, the weasel holds its breath.
11-2=If you wink at the catfish, he may not always wink back.
11-3=If you start a journey with a stone in your shoe, cast away the shoe.
11-4=The wise man will always keep his dumplings on the boil.
11-5=When the geese fly south, prepare a change of garments.
11-6=Does not the dragon also yearn for the taste of pomegranate?

[skillitems]
1=Fireproof Ointment
2=Piercing Bullets
3=Touch of Death
4=Wall Punch
5=Wall Punch
6=Booze Magnet
7=Life Extensions
8=Free Move Moccasins
9=Exploding Heart
10=Quick Loader
11=Damage Boost
12=Bullet-proofing
13=Puma Speed
14=Velocity Boost
15=Amulet of Fire
16=Amulet of Explosions

[skillitemscollect]
1=+Fireproof
2=+Piercing
3=+Melee Punch
4=+Wall Punch
5=+Wall Punch
6=+booze up
7=+unstoppable
8=+Free Move
9=+last laugh
10=+Reload Speed up
11=+Damage up
12=+Armor up
13=+Speed up
14=+Velocity up
15=+Fire up
16=+Explosive up


[description]

1=Noah was a teacher who came home from the Civil War to find a railroad had been built right through his schoolhouse. Now he thinks of nothing but the three R's: Revenge, Revenge, Revenge!

2=Renowned renegade Two Feathers knows how to turn heads and kick ass in equal measure. Six foot four and literally dressed to kill, he credits his success to good genes and healthy lifestyle choices.

3=Badass Billy has topped the Most Wanted List for three years in a row. He says the greatest inspirations in his life are God, Jesse James and his mama's home-cooked chilli. Smoking!

4=Party-going Pablo's skill with explosives has made him Mexico's hottest desperado. He may have a short fuse but he's always ready to have a blast!

5=Mountain man Abel is the deadliest gunfighter in thirteen states and holds the record for the most squirrels shot in one season. In his spare time he enjoys playing the banjo, drinking moonshine and breeding squirrels.

6=Years of law enforcement experience have taught Virgil that the best way to keep the peace is by shooting people. His other interests include staring, shouting and taxidermy.

7=Duke often jokes that the best way to counter prejudice is to carry a full-size Gatling gun. What he doesn't realise is that it places unnecessary stress on his lumbar region and could lead to the early onset of sciatica and arthritis. Ouch!

8=Tao was exiled from China for excessive violence but found himself right at home in the USA. He likes calligraphy, poetry and massive explosions.

9=Zany Zeke is one eccentric cowhand. He was raised by rattlesnakes and grew up thinking everyone walked like that. It's not even walking, Zeke!

10=Sideshow performer Dutch loves the free and easy life of the circus and is just passionate about throwing things. What's the largest thing he's ever thrown? A whole side of smoked Texan beef. Yum!

11=The Fighting 13th were the hottest regiment in the Confederacy and their original line-up holds the record for the most men on one horse. Now the war is over but they keep on rocking like it's 1862. Huzzah!

[brief]

1=%Shotgun Aficionado

2=Renegade Archer

3=Dual-wielding desperado

4=Demolition Man

5=%Hillbilly Pistoleer

6=%Psychotic Sheriff

7=Maniac Machine-gunner

8=Bomber Man

9=Deranged Sniper

10=%Murderous Juggler

11=%Rampaging Regiment

[eventname]
-1=Most Wanted
0=Grand Bandito Cup
1=National Drinkoff Day
2=Combo Awareness Day
3=World Murder Day
4=Charity Smashathon
5=Gold Appreciation Day

[eventdescription]
0=Today is all about the score! Shoot, grab, smash, steal, do whatever you gotta do!
1=The West wasn't won by sober men and gunfighting is a dry, thirsty job. Let's see who has the stomach for it!
2=Historians often overlook the importance of combos in the Old West. Let's rectify that and see who can get the longest one!
3=Some outlaws get caught up in the fame and glory and forget the true meaning of gunslinging... Killing people!!!
4=To tame the frontier, you have to really show it who's boss! Cause as much environmental damage as you can!
5=Who doesn't like gold? Grab as much of it as you can and shoot any spoilsports who interfere.


[itembuy]
item1level0=Who dares approach the Great Seer of the West?!
item1level1=I'm just tugging your tail feather! I know who you are!
item1level2=Want me to juice you up with some mystic boosts?

item2level0=Who dares approach the Great Seer of the West?!
item2level1=I'm just tugging your tail feather! I know who you are!
item2level2=Want me to juice you up with some mystic boosts?

item3level0=I'm legally bound to tell you...
item3level1=that if you buy any of my badass mystical enhancements...
item3level2=...you must promise to use them only for good. *wink*

item4level0=The spirits told me you were coming.
item4level1=They said a dark stranger with deep pockets would ride in from the east
item4level2=To take advantage of my insanely cheap mystical blessings!

item5level0=That Clayton Boon is such a jackass!
item5level1=Any enemy of his is a favored customer of mine.
item5level2=So I'll let you buy one of my blessings at a very competitive price...

item6level0=Clayton Boon has an army of demons, devils and lawyers at his back...
item6level1=...helping to build his non-metaphorical railroad to Hell!
item6level2=Now for a small fee I can give you a boost to help restore the balance...

item7level0=Hey man, I can sort you out with some serious magic for a price.
item7level1=Don't be put off by the fact that I'm naked. It's a shamanic thing.
item7level2=Anyway, want me to jizz you up a little?

item8level0=You are performing some of the most exciting massacres I have ever seen!
item8level1=And I'm a pacifist so I don't say that lightly.
item8level2=Now how about I work a little magic to help you out?

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