<phrases>
	NA, na, na, na, na, na, na, na... Bath-man!
	Lettuce, cabbage, tomatoes, cucumbers, beets...
	Uhhhhhuuuuuuuuu!!!
	I COULD take the bus... but I won't.
	Did I turn the stove off? Hummm... yes.
	One of these days I will get a drivers license...
	At least my hat is glued to my head.
	Vrrrooommmmmm....
	NOTHING can stop the LAW! I AM THE LAW!
	Yellow cabs are so last season...
	How I miss windsurfing at Algarve... dude.
	This guy is taking a longer route!
	Hummm! I've been here before...
	I hope I don't loose my hat. It's my third this month.
	Now THIS is fast travelling.
	I have to get in the taxi BEFORE it goes.
</>
<bot>
	<inv>
		Beep. I've got nothing yet..
	</inv>
	<interview>
		Beep. We don't have all the items needed to make this interview.
	</interview>
	<jokes>
		It was a woman so fat, so fat, so fat... That the only picture her daughter had from her was taken by satellite. 
		What do you call a gay guy on an airplane? A fruit fly.
		Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.
		What did the blueberry say to the blueberry? You're a blueberry.
		Knock, Knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Car go Beep Beep!
		There were two guys on top of a bridge. One jumped, the other one was called Peter.
		Yo mama so fat, she has a real horse on her Polo shirt.
		What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn.
		What is green and yellow and lies in a pile of cookie crumbs? A beat-up girl scout.
		If a man is alone in the forest, without any women, is he still wrong?
		There were two trucks on top of a tree. One asks the other one: - Did you went to the hairdresser? - No, I painted my nails.
		What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101
		01101100110100010110011011!
	</>
</bot>