One day the queen approaches you![b]"Excuse me, but I'm in need of some advice..." she says.[b]"I don't really know you, but you seem trustworthy enough."[b]"The king's been acting very strange lately."[b]"He keeps trying to hold my hand!"[b]"I don't know what to do!"[b]"What do you think?"[b][choice1:"He's probably trying to win your heart!"][choice2:"He probably plans on murdering you."]"I don't even know what that means," the queen scoffs![b]You sit her down, and spend hours drawing a bunch of diagrams and acting out scenarios, explaining how relationships work.[b]By the end of it, she's just as good at relationships as you are![b]She thanks you by handing you a large sack of coins.[b]You gain [+++coin]![testcha:8][end]

_[b]Later that night, you realize none of your relationships have really ever worked out.[b]You might have actually made the situation worse![addeventtolocation5:RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR][end]

@"Oh no! That is exactly what I feared!" the queen exclaims.[b]Over the next few hours, you help her pack up her things, and escape the palace.[addeventtolocation5:LLLL][addeventtolocation8:QQQQQQQQQQQ][end]