One day a beggar comes up to you [testdrunk]and starts harassing you.[b]"You're the one who stole my underpants that one night!" he starts screaming.[b]He keeps yelling at you, insisting that you took his underwear.[b]Why would you do that?[b]You manage to get away from him![b]You gain [+phy].[b]That night, before you go to bed, you notice an unfamiliar pair of underpants on your floor.[b]Where'd you get those?[end]

_asking for any spare change.[b][choice1:Give him some coin (-1 Wealth).][choice2:Ignore him.][testcoin:1]You toss him a sack of coins.[b]You lose [-coin].[b]He thanks you and walks away.[b]The next night you recognize him on a bench.[b]You spot him eating what looks like a fresh roasted chicken![b]He sees you and smiles a toothless grin.[b]You feel good about yourself![b]You gain [+phy]![b]You gain [+fin]![b]You gain [+mind]![b]You gain [+cha]![b]You gain [+mag]![end]

_You're also broke![b]You don't have a penny you could spare![b]You both sing songs together about your poverty.[b]You gain [+cha]![end]

@He walks away, clutching at his stomach.[b]The next night you notice him and he looks very weak...[b]You feel terrible[b]You lose [-mind].[end]