One day, you hear hundreds of footsteps rumbling through the forest in your direction![b]It's an orc raiding party![b][testdagger]In an instant, your dagger is in your hand and you cut through hundreds of orcs like they weren't even there![b]The turn to ash as they die, with their energy being absorbed by you.[b]You gain [+++phy]![b]Their horribleness is absorbed by you as well.[b]You lose [---cha]![end]

_[testdrunk][addend:66666666666]Upon seeing you, the leader orc smiles![b]She calls out your name and signals for all the other orcs to stop.[b]She climbs down from her direwolf and gives you a huge hug![b]Apparently while you'd been blacked out from drinking, you went out to party in the forest with the orcs![b]It must have been wild because they invite you to a huge feast held in your honour.[b]All this social interaction is a blast![b]You gain [++cha]![b]You end up sleeping over in the orc leader, Grish's, tent.[b]She seems to want to do "things" with you.[b][choice1:Do "things" with her.][choice2:Don't do "things" with her.]Turns out orcs are pretty freaky in bed![b]You gain [+phy].[b]The next morning, the Grish states, sadly, that they need to leave the forest for the next few weeks.[b]On their way out, the hundreds of orcs give you high fives as they ride past you.[b]All those high fives increase your pain threshold![b]You gain [++phy]![end]

@She seems disappointed, but understanding.[b]This maturity is refreshing and you learn a bit about relationships![b]You gain [+mind].[b]The next morning, Grish states, sadly, that they need to leave the forest for the next few weeks.[b]On their way out, the hundreds of orcs give you high fives as they ride past you.[b]All those high fives increase your pain threshold![b]You gain [++phy]![end]

_What do you do?[b][choice1:Hide.][choice2:Charm them into not killing you.][testfin:7]You jump into a nearby ditch.[b]The orcs all ride past you.![b]Nice hiding![b]You gain [+fin].[end]

_[testmag:9]You cast a magic spell to make yourself invisible![b]Nice hiding![b]You gain [+mag].[end]

_You jump into a nearby ditch.[b]Unfortunately your bright clothing signals you to their presence and they capture you.[b]In your holding cell, you contemplate the weight of your own mortality.[b]You lose [-mind].[b]The next morning, the orcs are all gone, and your cell is unlocked.[b]What happened?[end]

@[testcha:9]The orc leader stops in front of you and introduces herself as Grish.[b]You manage smooth talk her and she seems completely entranced by you![b]She turns back to her horde and instructs them not to eat you.[b]Quick thinking![b]You gain [+mind]![end]

_[testmag:10]You cast a persuasion charm on yourself.[b]You gain [+++cha]![b]The orc leader stops in front of you and introduces herself as Grish.[b]You manage smooth talk her and she seems completely entranced by you![b]She turns back to her horde and instructs them not to eat you.[b]Quick thinking![b]You gain [+mind]![b]Your charm wears out.[b]You lose [---cha].[end]

_The orcs listen to nothing you say, and capture you.[b]In your holding cell, you contemplate the weight of your own mortality.[b]You lose [-mind].[b]The next morning, the orcs are all gone, and your cell is unlocked.[b]What happened?[end]