One day you hear cries for help coming from the next room.[b]Running over to investigate, you see that the alchemists there have accidentally created an ooze monster![b][testdagger]Instantly, your dagger appears in your hand.[b]In a flash, your blade has cut the ooze clean in half![b]The wound erupts into a blinding light and the ooze crumbles to ash.[b]Your dagger corrodes from the ooze's acids and shatters.[b]You feel as if your soul's been torn in two![b]You lose [--phy], [--mind] and [--mag].[cure][end]

_How do you dispatch the ooze?[b][choice1:Punch the ooze into submission!][choice2:Blast the ooze with magic!][testphy:6]You pummel the ooze until nothing but a puddle remains![b]You gain [++phy]![b]The acid from the ooze sears your skin.[b]You lose [-phy].[b]The alchemists apply a cream that heals the burn, but your hand just doesn't feel the same.[end]

_Your fist gets stuck inside the ooze![b]You slowly see it become skeletal as the ooze digests it![b]You lose [--phy].[b]The alchemists rush to your aid, pulverizing the ooze with their spells.[b]The alchemists apply a healing cream, but your hand just doesn't feel the same afterwards.[b]You gain [+phy].[end]

@[testmag:7]You pulverize the ooze into a puddle with an array of magical spells![b]The alchemists all cheer![b]You gain [+cha]![end]

_You try to blast the ooze with magic, but just end up producing a bouquet of flowers into your hand![b]The other alchemists make short work of the ooze with a dizzying array of magical spells.[b]For the rest of the week, you are ridiculed by the denizens of the tower.[b]Embarrassing![b]You lose [-cha].[end]
