You scavenge together as much alcohol as you can and drink excessively![testwere][panel:were.png][b][clearend][addend:S]One day, while drinking, you let out a howl.[sound4][b]Your body contorts out of your control and fur erupts out of everywhere.[b]Your teeth turn jagged and sharp.[b]You gain [+++phy]![b]Your grasp of the supernatural is lost, however.[b]You lose [---mag].[b]All you can think of is how hungry you are...[b]The next few hours are a blur.[b]You wake up in the middle of the night surrounded by trees.[b]You don't quite know what happened, but you're pretty sure it didn't help the survival effort.[--fix][cure][end]

_[testvamp][badpic][b][clearend][addend:U]One day, while drinking, your skin turns milky white.[b]You lose [---phy].[b]You also notice your teeth are a little sharper than usual and your complexion clears up instantly.[b]You gain [+++cha]![b]You notice another drunk beside you whiping ale from his chin...[b]His neck fully exposed...[b]You can even see a vein or two...[b]Delicious...[b]Before you know it, you're coated in blood, with a mangled form in front of you.[b]There are several drunks around, and they're all filled with delicious nectar![b]The next few hours are a blur.[b]You wake up to find yourself in the middle of the woods.[b]You don't quite know what happened, but you're pretty sure it didn't help the survival effort.[--fix][cure][end]

_[testplague][badpic][b][clearend][addend:3]One day, when your mug empties, you notice spiral sores appear all over your body.[b]You feel surges of uncontrollable energy building up inside of you.[b]Your mind goes completely blank.[b]You lose [---mind].[b]Another drunk stumbles up to you, asking if you're alright.[b]With only a glace, you set him aflame![b]Then you let out a scream that shakes the earth and shatters the skulls of all nearby.[b]A river of blood coats the ground as you walk about, revelling in your destruction.[b]You black out...[b]When you awaken, you are surrounded by darkness.[b]You're not entirely sure where you are, but you are sure that you've probably ruined the town's chances of survival.[---fix][cure][end]

_[testdagger][clearend][addend:555555555555][cure][testcha:99][b]Wow, you are charming![b]You shouldn't be seeing this right now![b]It is likely because you cheated.[b]That's okay though, cheating helps with the survival effort![+++fix][end]

_[cure][testphy:12][testfin:7][testmind:7][testcha:7][testmag:7][okaypic][clearend][addend:1][b]Fueled by liquor, your work ethic becomes that of legend.[b]You carry a keg in one arm, and cast spells with the other.[b]While taking a sip of your beer, you help solve disputes.[b]With a single hand you do the work of two men.[b]This helps the town TREMENDOUSLY.[+++fix][+++fix][end]

_[addend:MM][badpic][b]You gain [++phy] and [+cha].[end]