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As hot as jalapeno!
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Jalapeno
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Hu hu! Me name Jalapeno! I am hot! 

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And what were your parents? Chilly and capsicum?

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No they names Olive and Pepper. Me wants to hit your 
head and pay you for that. You like it?

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Are you a perverted chilly??? 

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I pay 5000 gold every time me hit you. 

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Whoa! 5000 for each hit? Did you sell your parents in 
the market to get that much gold? 

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I stay here and wait for you. You bring me one bead, 
one papyrus, one myrrh and one ivory. I hit you each 
time and pay you. Yes or no?

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Hmm... I hope it won't hurt that much. 20,000 gold is 
too good to say no to.