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A poopy job!
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Poop
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Hey handsome! You look rich to me. My name is Poop. 
Would you like to trade and share some wine with me? 
*wink*

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Oooo hello "Poop"! Now when did you stop pooping and 
started trading? Ahahahaha!

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Mind your manners stranger! I like you doesn't mean you 
can talk to me like that! I am a sorcerer and can give you 
powerful magic to defeat stronger pirates. If you are 
interested, tell me now or else move on.

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Whoa! Whoa! Too much anger is not good for your health. 
What do you want me to give you for trading your magic? 

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Bring me 20 rubies, 10 emeralds and 5 pearls and you 
shall get what I promised.

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Wha??? Thats quite a lot of jewels you are demanding. 
Your magic better be worth that much of troubles. 

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You won't regret it.

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By the way, why do you call yourself Poop?

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Earlier my name used to be Latrine, so I changed it 
to Poop.

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Oh...erm...very nice change.