[WavesUINewGameScreen]
SurvivalDescription=Survive as long as you can. Obviously.\nExtra-lives are awarded every 10 levels.\n\nWARNING: Enemies will try and ambush you, overwhelm you with sheer numbers, or boot you in the nads. Except not the last one.
CrunchDescription=Score as much as possible before time runs out. It's like speed-dating with guns. Texan speed dating!\n\nTip: Just have fun. (With the game. Have fun with the game. Not with matches or something.)
RushDescription=Level Up and destroy Cubes to extend the time-limit.\n\nWARNING: Death reduces the timer. Try not to die. Good life advice, that. Look before you leap; that's another. Just not as relevant to the game. No leaping in that.
BombDescription=You play Terrance the Bomb Disposal Ball. You need to pick up bombs from the Red Pads and drop them on the Green Pads to trigger a controlled explosion. OF DEATH!\n\nWARNING: Holding live explosives too long can be bad for your health.
ChallengeDescription=Beat the target time and combo for each of 20 the levels to get a 5-star rating.\n\nTIP: Sometimes you need less gun. Y'know? Big bada-boom! Just sayin'. OK? We cool? Word, blud. Word. (I'm so street…)

[WavesUIHelpScreen]
m_HelpTitle[0]=SCORING
m_HelpTitle[1]=XP & MULTIPLIER PADS
m_HelpTitle[2]=SLOWMO & POINTBLANK
m_HelpTitle[3]=COMBOS & BOMBS
m_HelpTitle[4]=SHIELDS
m_HelpTitle[5]=F.A.Q

m_HelpText[0]=Kill enemies to score points. Really. If you need to be told that, maybe this isn't the game for you. Go play in the garden. Eat soil or something.\n\nTougher enemies are worth more points. Simple enough, or do you need to go eat more earth? Maybe try some flowers?\n\nGetting a better score than your friends is a sign of your dominance. You should take this opportunity to gloat over them for their rubbish Scores and call them names on Twitter.
m_HelpText[1]=Collect blue XP orbs from destroyed enemies to level up. The blue XP orbs love you and want to hug you so just hang out near them and watch them come running like a Banker after a Bailout fund.\n\nMultiplier Pads spawn when you level up. Touch these to increase your permanent score multiplier by 1. So get them pads and touch ‘em. Touch ‘em good.\n\nMultiplier pads only last a short time before disappearing forever. Not just for like five minutes or something. Oh no, no. Forever. Not. Coming. Back. Yeah, that's how they roll.\n\nA Higher Level means harder enemies will spawn and in larger numbers. Hah! That wiped the smile of your levelled-up face. "Look at me! I levelled-up!" Hah!
m_HelpText[2]=Use Slowmo from your Time Buffer to slow down time and escape from danger. We were going to call it the Wuss Button, but that was a little harsh. (Wuss…)\n\nThe Time Buffer refills over time. (Wussy time.)\n\nAnything killed in Slowmo looks 100% more awesome so we give you double the points for it.\n\nAnything killed at short range is also awesome so we give you double points for that too.\n\nJohn Woo loves this game he does.
m_HelpText[3]=Kill 3 enemies in 1 second to increase your combo meter. Failure to increase the meter in time ends the combo and may put your home at risk.\n\nPoints scored during a combo are multiplied by the final combo multiplier. You're confused, right? Look, wipe up the drool and listen – shooting lots of things real fast is good. Big points. OK? Sheesh…\n\nWhen you get a 10X combo you can drop a bomb. Ka-Boom!\n\nIncrease your combo by 10 to get another bomb. Ka-Boom 2: The Ka-Boomening.\n\nIf your combo ends you lose your bomb, so make with the Ka-Boom! Capiche? 
m_HelpText[4]=The shield replaces bombs when playing Bombing Run so if you get a 10X combo you get a Shield. Now, there's good news and bad news about this.\n\nThe Shield lasts until you get hit by an enemy. That's the bad news.\n\nWhen hit the shield explodes knocking away all nearby baddies. That's the good news. You're still a shmuck for getting hit, but you get away with it this once. See how nice we are to you? Say thank you. 
m_HelpText[5]=Q: HALP! I can't use Bombs! This Game sucks! You suck! I want my money back!\nA: Bombs do not last long so as soon as you turn red and hear the "Bomb Ready" announcement hit that Bomb button like your life depends on it.\n\nQ: I'm killing everything so why is my score rubbish?\nA: Killing stuff as soon as it appears is never going to net you a big score. Wait until there are lots of baddies around and then open up on them for a big fat combo.\n\nQ: Why are Combos so good then?\nA: Imagine a baddy is 1 point. Imagine you kill 300 of them. That's 300 points. Now imagine you kill 300 of them in one combo. That's (300 / 3) X 300 = 30,000 Points. Combos are awesome. Also Maths.

[WavesUIGameOverScreen]
BeatLocalHighscore[0]=You beat the High Score! Quick, type a rude word on the leaderboard!
BeatLocalHighscore[1]=Well done – a new High Score! In your face, life! In your face!!
BeatLocalHighscore[2]=Impressive. Most impressive. (Cue heavy breathing)
BeatLocalHighscore[3]=Wicked! Totally rad, man! Smooth! Um… and other surfer-speak… stuff…
BeatLocalHighscore[4]=YOU HAVE AMAZE!! (Really, you do. It's over there. Under the chair.)
BeatLocalHighscore[5]=High Score! Bathe in glory! Bathe! (If u r hot send pic of bathing)
BeatLocalHighscore[6]=You're so L33T! I'm L33T! Let's be L33T together! L33T!!
BeatLocalHighscore[7]=Hoozah! New High Score thingy. Way to go! Woot! And so on…
BeatLocalHighscore[8]=Yeh. Congrats. Wheee…
BeatLocalHighscore[9]=New High Score! And the teacher said you'd never amount to anything…
BeatLocalHighscore[10]=You totally rock! I wish I was you. Really. I hate myself. >sob<
BeatLocalHighscore[11]=High Score! Congratulations: your prize is in the post! (Not really)
BeatLocalHighscore[12]=Jolly well done, what?! Top-ho! Spiffing!
BeatLocalHighscore[13]=So good! Quick! Air-kiss! Mwah! Mwah! Darling!
BeatLocalHighscore[14]=You so good! I love you long time. You so funny.
BeatLocalHighscore[15]=High score? Pah! High scores were higher back in my day. Kids today…
BeatLocalHighscore[16]=Whatever…
BeatLocalHighscore[17]=What a score!!! I've never seen so many numbers! >Pffft…<
BeatLocalHighscore[18]=Woot! Woot! Woot! You done good! Woot! Woot! Woot!
BeatLocalHighscore[19]=Well done. No, really. Good work. Mmmmh. Yeah. Good.
BeatLocalHighscore[20]=Squid says "‘s alright…"
BeatLocalHighscore[21]=Congratulations, man/woman/child/talented cat!
BeatPreviousScore[0]=So much better than last time!
BeatPreviousScore[1]=You beat your last score. Well done, coz that was… Mmmm…
BeatPreviousScore[2]=You're getting better. At the game. Can't help with the other stuff.
BeatPreviousScore[3]=Well look at you; all ‘getting better at the game' and stuff.
BeatPreviousScore[4]=Mmmm… Well, it's an improvement on last time.
BeatPreviousScore[5]=Woop! You didn't suck as bad as the last time you played.
BeatPreviousScore[6]=Better. A definite improvement.
BeatPreviousScore[7]=Look! More numbers than previous numbers! !WIN!
BeatPreviousScore[8]=You done gooder than the good you done earlier.
BeatPreviousScore[9]=Ah, incremental improvement. The best kind of improvement.
BeatPreviousScore[10]=You beat your previous score. There. We said it. Happy?
BeatPreviousScore[11]=Either you did better than last time or we can't add up.
BeatPreviousScore[12]=OK, smug socks, you scored higher than the previous game.
BeatPreviousScore[13]=Keep on improving like that and you'll be average in no time, kiddo!
BeatPreviousScore[14]=You managed better pants than last time. You have better pants.
BeatPreviousScore[15]=Wow! That was amazing! No, not you. You did just did better.
BeatPreviousScore[16]=You did better! Do more better. Less worse, more better!
BeatPreviousScore[17]=You. Did. Well. You did. Accept it. Last time, fine. Now, better. Simple.
BeatPreviousScore[18]=Nicely done. What? You want more? There's no more. Play again.
BeatPreviousScore[19]=That was just great! Just great. Not amazing, just great.
BeatPreviousScore[20]=That was… mediocre. Better than last time. Last time was poo.
BeatPreviousScore[21]=Squid says "Well done". Squid also says "Do better". Squid is tough love.
PreviousScoreWasBetter[0]=You're slipping into the poo of mediocrity. Stop it.
PreviousScoreWasBetter[1]=See? Lower number than last time. Not good.
PreviousScoreWasBetter[2]=I'm very disappointed in you. Very. See? Disappointed face.
PreviousScoreWasBetter[3]=Shoot more, die less. C'mon! You did it before!
PreviousScoreWasBetter[4]=That was worse pants than before. Your pants are worse! Ewww…
PreviousScoreWasBetter[5]=Don't give up now! Try again! We like a good laugh…
PreviousScoreWasBetter[6]=What happened?! You made with the suckyness!
PreviousScoreWasBetter[7]=Previously – L33T. This time – SH33P
PreviousScoreWasBetter[8]=You can do better! We know you can! Well, we say that…
PreviousScoreWasBetter[9]=Go on, try again. You almost had it. Almost-ish.
PreviousScoreWasBetter[10]=Are you getting tired or something? Tough. Try again!
PreviousScoreWasBetter[11]=Next time, do the thing, then the… the other thing, then you'll win!
PreviousScoreWasBetter[12]=That was worse! Do better than worse. Never do worse than worse.
PreviousScoreWasBetter[13]=Madre de Dios! That's Spanish for "Do better next time!" I think.
PreviousScoreWasBetter[14]=T'is a far better thing you did last time than you have ever known.
PreviousScoreWasBetter[15]=Quick! Play again before anyone notices your TERRIBLE SCORE!
PreviousScoreWasBetter[16]=C'mon, kid! Get back on the horse! Maybe you'll do better on a horse.
PreviousScoreWasBetter[17]=That was just a test, right? Coz you did better last time.
PreviousScoreWasBetter[18]=Nope. That sucked. Last time didn't suck (as much).
PreviousScoreWasBetter[19]=Must. Do. Better. Like before. Or better.
PreviousScoreWasBetter[20]=Squid says "Do better, like before, or face !!!The Tentacles of Fury!!!"
WorstScoreEver[0]=Don't make me come over there. Don't make me.
WorstScoreEver[1]=Hang your head in shame.
WorstScoreEver[2]=Worst. Score. Ever.
WorstScoreEver[3]=Well, I hope you're satisfied! You made the Squid cry.
WorstScoreEver[4]=That was bad. Really bad. Very bad. Did I mention that was bad? It was.
WorstScoreEver[5]=Don't do that again. I will slap you.
WorstScoreEver[6]=Are you testing me? Did you think I wouldn't notice that sucked?
WorstScoreEver[7]=Don't you be playing that bad on my time!
WorstScoreEver[8]=After everything we did to make this game you play THAT badly?!
WorstScoreEver[9]=My gramma could play better than that, an' she dead, fool!
WorstScoreEver[10]='s OK. No-one saw. Just me. No worries. HEY EVERYONE! SEE THE SUCKY SCORE!!
WorstScoreEver[11]=I… I can't… Words fail me. They do. Just play again, OK?
WorstScoreEver[12]=I won't tell if you don't. It'll be our secret. The secret of your suckness.
WorstScoreEver[13]=We're taking the Squid out of the box so you can hide there.
WorstScoreEver[14]=Were you holding the game upside down or something?
WorstScoreEver[15]=See, next time, don't play by hitting your face on the screen all the time.
WorstScoreEver[16]=Tell me you did that so you could read the sarcastic messages, right? Right?
WorstScoreEver[17]=OK, now that was bad. In fact, that was BAD. !BAD! even.
WorstScoreEver[18]=You do actually have thumbs, yeah?
WorstScoreEver[19]=Hahahaaahahaahahahahah>snort<hahhahahahahahaha!
WorstScoreEver[20]=Ouch. I feel your pain. My laughter is just… encouragement.
DroppedNoBombs[0]=Look, mate. The Squid likes bombs. He does. Use ‘em!
DroppedNoBombs[1]=We spent ages on those bombs. Don't make it all for nothing.
DroppedNoBombs[2]=Bombs are fun! Do bomb fun! Bomb fun!!
DroppedNoBombs[3]=Embrace the bomb! Use the bomb. (Not like that! Ewww…)
DroppedNoBombs[4]=Squid wonders "Why you no make boom with bomb?" Squid likes boom.
DroppedNoBombs[5]=Next time, try new "Bomb-O!" – the tasty new bomb treat.
DroppedNoBombs[6]=There are bombs in this game too. (Not real ones, obviously. Sorry.)
DroppedNoBombs[7]=Ancient Chinese proverb say: "Use bombs, twonk-face!" Very wise.
DroppedNoBombs[8]=What are you, the bomb's granny or something?! Use ‘em!
DroppedNoBombs[9]=Bombs make it bigger. They do. Proven fact. Science even.
DroppedNoBombs[10]=You should learn to stop worrying and love the bomb.
DroppedNoBombs[11]=Bombs = good. No bombs = what you did.
DroppedNoBombs[12]=No bombs? You making a YouTube video or something? Stop it!
DroppedNoBombs[13]=Using bombs makes you more attractive to the opposite sex. (and fish)
DroppedNoBombs[14]=Yeah, yeah. Point proven. You can go back to using bombs again.
DroppedNoBombs[15]=Bombs! A game the whole family can enjoy! Try ‘em next time.
DroppedNoBombs[16]=Ooooh! What does that button do? Why, it DROPS BOMBS!
DroppedNoBombs[17]=We like bombs, they like bombs, everybody likes bombs, bombs, bombs!
DroppedNoBombs[18]=Old MacDonald had a bomb; ee-eye, ee-eye, !BOOM! Try it yourself!
DroppedNoBombs[19]=Please. Use bombs next time. They're high in fibre!
DroppedNoBombs[20]=Not using bombs? You're no fun…
DroppedNoBombs[21]=All work and no bombing makes you a very dull player.
DroppedNoBombs[22]=No bombs is like no slomo, or no shooting. Where will it end?!!
UsedNoSlowmo[0]=Squid says "Use slomo, fool, or meet friend pain!" Squid likes Mr T.
UsedNoSlowmo[1]=Slomo – it makes the baddies easier to kill. Really, it does.
UsedNoSlowmo[2]=Try slomo next time. Believe me, you need all the help you can get.
UsedNoSlowmo[3]=Slomo is for wusses. Which leads me to my next point; try using it.
UsedNoSlowmo[4]=Use slomo! It's low in fat, high in blasting the crud outta bad guys.
UsedNoSlowmo[5]=We programmed slomo into the game just for you. Try it.
UsedNoSlowmo[6]=Congratulations – you didn't use slomo at all that time. And died.
UsedNoSlowmo[7]=There is no shame in using slomo. We won't tell. (much)
UsedNoSlowmo[8]=Slomo is your friend. Don't neglect slomo, or he will poo in your shoes.
UsedNoSlowmo[9]=Bet you wish you'd used slomo now, dontcha?!
UsedNoSlowmo[10]=Using slomo will make you a better person. Something has to…
UsedNoSlowmo[11]=The slomo button is there. Just there! Look!
UsedNoSlowmo[12]=We like slomo! Slomo is our friend. Make slomo your friend too.
UsedNoSlowmo[13]=HINT: Slomo! Slomo! Rah-rah-rah!
UsedNoSlowmo[14]=Use of slomo is guaranteed to make your hair grow. (on your back)
UsedNoSlowmo[15]=Not using slomo is as bad as not shooting or bombing anything. Stop it.
UsedNoSlowmo[16]=Slomo – The Sport of Kings. Not using slomo – The Sport of You are a Tit.
UsedNoSlowmo[17]=Why you no use slomo? You uncle's monkey?!
UsedNoSlowmo[18]=No evil dictator ever used slomo. Just sayin'…
UsedNoSlowmo[19]=Epic Slomo Fail! Try again.
KilledNoEnemies[0]=Awww… Bless. You didn't kill anyone. Shame they killed you…
KilledNoEnemies[1]=Squid says "Hey, hippie! You smell like lavender." Squid hates lavender.
KilledNoEnemies[2]=Hey! Squid! We got ourselves one of them pacifists. Fetch ma boom-boom…
KilledNoEnemies[3]=You failed to kill anything. That takes real skill or real incompetence.
KilledNoEnemies[4]=Right, fine! You're a lovely person. A veritable saint. Now go kill something!
KilledNoEnemies[5]=Not killing anything for all that time took real skill. It was also boring!
KilledNoEnemies[6]=You forget where the "Kill Things" buttons were or something?
KilledNoEnemies[7]=You didn't kill anything?! You'll be not using bombs and slomo next.
KilledNoEnemies[8]=Dull, dull, dull, worthy, dull, dull, self-satisfied, dull, dull, DULL!
KilledNoEnemies[9]=OoooOOooohhh! Look at you, all "I didn't kill anyone."
KilledNoEnemies[10]=Killing things in videogames is cathartic and prevents actual murder. You, however, worry me.
KilledNoEnemies[11]=Your score is low, yes. Not sure why? Well, it's because YOU DIDN'T KILL ANYTHING!!
KilledNoEnemies[12]=Pherron? Is that you?
KilledNoEnemies[13]=You killed nothing. Buddha rains smiles on you. The rest of us rain poo on you.
KilledNoEnemies[14]=It's a game. It's not real. Kill the baddies. It's ok. You're not a bad person. Probably.
KilledNoEnemies[15]=Your videogame skills know no bounds. You killed nothing in that last round.
KilledNoEnemies[16]=Was the fact that you killed nothing then deliberate? Either way – DULL!
KilledNoEnemies[17]=We put in the shooty buttons for a reason. A shooty-bang-bang reason.
KilledNoEnemies[18]=Make with the violence! It is its own reward (but only in games).
KilledNoEnemies[19]=>Golf clap< Very good.

[WavesUIHUDTutorialMessages]
m_Messages[0]=TUT_None
m_Messages[1]=Squid Says "|KBA_MoveForward|, |KBA_Backward|, |KBA_StrafeLeft|, |KBA_StrafeRight| Or the Left Thumbstick controls movement."
m_Messages[2]=Squid Says "Aim with the mouse and press |KBA_Fire| to kill things."
m_Messages[3]=Squid Says "Push the Right Thumbstick towards things that must die."
m_Messages[4]=Squid Says "Press |KBA_Bomb| to drop a bomb when you turn red."
m_Messages[5]=Squid Says "Press Left Trigger to drop a bomb when you turn red."
m_Messages[6]=Squid Says "Press |KBA_Slow| to slow down time."
m_Messages[7]=Squid Says "Press Right Trigger to slow down time."