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Vanessa Saint-Pierre Delacroix And Her Nightmare
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Find the exit.
Rotate the room by pressing Q or E.
Fall through the floor to reach rooms beneath you.
If you get stuck, press Escape and select Restart.
Put the block in its cradle.
Blocks may move from room to room.
Avoid landing on the spikes!
Climb through the ceiling to access rooms above you.
Do not get caught by spiders!
Vanessa, you need to get me out of here right now!
I'm only stuck here because of you. Get me out!
Do you have to buy shoes at a special store for girls with big feet?
When you're done doing whatever it is you're doing, would you mind getting me out of here?
What's wrong with you?  Just let me out!
Hey! What's the big deal?
Ow! How are you doing that?
Stop it! You're making me dizzy.
I want to go home!
You're so mean!
Uh, thanks?
Man, Vanessa, you are sturdy!
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
I think we're supposed to go that way.
Do you have any snacks?  I'm kinda hungry.
Geez, I've had it with this weather! You're a gloomy puzzle box - we get it.
Are you seriously leaving me here? That is so Vanessa.
Fine I don't need your help! I'll just, uh, figure this out on my own.
Oh come on, just be a hero already and come back for me!
You think that's funny, pretending to leave me here?
I do not understand your sense of humor, Vanessa.
Hey, stupid: get me out of here!
You know, this is your fault that I'm stuck here.
Who put that ridiculous bow in your hair?
Ugh, come on already!
Don't just stand there! What's wrong with you?
Ow! Stop it.
Quit turning the room like that!
You're a mean, and totally not pretty person.
Enough already!
I said stop it!
Thanks for nothing, Vanessa.
Wow! You are freakishly strong.
You know what? If you exfoliated like, twice a week, that blotchiness would totally go away.
You have split ends in your hair! Did you know you have split ends in your hair?
This is boring. We should gossip!
When this is all over, I'm gonna go shopping.
Ha, ha. Very funny Vanessa. Get back here.
Seriously, you're like the only one who can help me.
So, I know I've said some mean things in the past, but it was only because I meant every word.
Fine. I'm sorry. Please let me out. We'll be bestest friends forever, OK?
I pinky swear that I'll never make fun of your face again if you just let me out!
Once upon a time, in a very old city, there lived a girl named Vanessa.
She was undeniably eccentric.
She had no fear of bugs, and could solve puzzles that stumped even the smartest grown ups.
The boys and girls at school were less than kind, teasing her at every opportunity.
Vanessa's father sold antiquities.
One day, while exploring his shop, she discovered an unusual thing.
It was a kind of box, but it couldn't be opened.
There must be a trick to it - a puzzle to solve!
She couldn't figure it out.
Years later, on a cold day, Vanessa's classmates were particularly mean.
The box broke open, and the very old city was sucked inside.
To save her father, herself, and yes, even her stupid peers...
...Vanessa would need to complete the only puzzle she had never been able to solve.
This is Vanessa Saint-Pierre Delacroix And Her Nightmare.
With a click and a clang, the puzzle was solved!
Vanessa, her father, her idiot classmates, and the entire city were free.
From that day forward, no one picked on Vanessa ever again.
She kept the puzzle box, but suspected that having been solved, it no longer posed a threat to anyone.
Still, she couldn't be sure.
There are no guarantees about these kinds of things, you know.
It's best to keep such dangerous items hidden...
...where no one can find them.