{  
   "character":"Pigs",
   "choiceOne":"Lobby",
   "choiceTwo":"Volunteer",
   "choiceOneResult":"\"You know what this city needs, more regulations, especially in the food industry. When was the last time restaurants were inspected for cleanliness? When was the last time they were audited? They also don't pay enough taxes, look at the roads, clearly more tax revenue is needed. The restaurants benefit from roads, they should pay more to maintain them.\" The Wolf loses {-1WWE}.",
   "choiceTwoResult":"Sometimes you catch more flies with honey. By volunteering at City Hall you can trade a few hours of time building rapport with various people, ultimately adding credibility to your future attacks on The Wolf's Bite. After all, who wouldn't trust the guys who willingly pick up litter and fixed those pesky potholes at no charge? The Pigs gain {1PRE}.",
   "sideEvents":[  
      {  
         "sideEventId":"HesBreakingTheLawProbably",
         "sideEventTxt":"As long as you're near the offices, you might as well report The Wolf's Bite for some sort of illegal activity. That wolf has got to be doing something wrong, right? And what better way to throw a wrench in his plans than a visit from the government? But with so many delightful felonies to choose from, how does a pig decide?",
         "choiceOne":"Report Him for Tax Fraud",
         "choiceTwo":"Report Him for Lack of Hygiene",
         "choiceThree":"Report Him for Unlicensed Demolition",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Unbeknownst to you, the Wolf has a few tricks up his furry sleeves. When the tax office comes knocking, he has immaculate, professional paperwork to show them. Where did he learn to do that?! The tax office is thoroughly impressed, and the Wolf gains a reputation for neatness, and the auditors found him a tax credit that he neglected to claim. The Wolf gains {1WRE} and {1WWE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The health inspector leapt into his Germobile and sped off to inspect The Wolf's Bite. To your dismay, the kitchen was immaculate, as always. The Wolf always took great pride in the cleanliness of his kitchen and even when you sabotaged it, he always made sure to clean it right back up. Next time, plant some actual dirt on him. As penalty for filing a false report, The Pigs lose {-1PWE} and {-1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"It dawns on you that the Wolf was never sanctioned, censured, fined, or imprisoned for knocking down two-thirds of your real estate holdings. It turns out there's no statute of limitations on civil complaints of unlicensed, unsolicited demolition amateur or otherwise. \"Good heavens Piggies,\"### the official blurted out, \"we'll get the constable on this right away!\". The fines cost the Wolf {-2WWE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"ARoseWithThorns",
         "sideEventTxt":"As you wander outside the courthouse, dreaming up your latest prank, a woman with dazzling red hair and a roguish smile marches up to you. \"Rose Red, of White & Red Law Office, at your service. I hear you have a problem with that new restaurant in town. I also hear his food is served...rather hot. With my help, you can sue that pesky wolf for endangerment, and maybe even win a tidy sum. For a small fee, of course. So, what should we sue him for?",
         "choiceOne":"Sue for Public Endangerment",
         "choiceTwo":"Sue for Being Ugly",
         "choiceThree":"Sue for Uncompetitive Business Practices",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Miss Red filed a lawsuit on her official letterhead and served it to the Wolf. It seemed like the Wolf's settlement agreement arrived before the courier was even dispatched. The Wolf agreed to set up a burnt tongue trust fund in honor of Chris P Bacon to protect future victims from medical costs. The Pigs lose {-1PWE} in legal fees and the Wolf loses {-2WWE} funding the trust.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Against all legal advice you try to sue the Wolf for being ugly. Miss Red does her best to try to help build a case that looking at the Wolf causes vomiting, which causes hunger, which causes people to buy food from him, which means he is profiteering, but it doesn't stick. The court not only rules against you but it also declared the Wolf the town's most eligible bachelor. The Pigs lose {-1PWE} in legal fees and the Wolf gains {2WRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"This was a tricky one, but Miss Red crafts an excellent argument that the Wolf, by owning the only upscale restaurant in the area, has a monopoly on upscale cuisine and this is anticompetitive. The rumors of him potentially expanding to more locations only furthered concern about his monopoly position. The court ruled against The Wolf's Bite and by court order decree that he must lower his prices and margin. The Pigs lose {-1PWE} and the Wolf loses {-1WWE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"WeSmearIt",
         "sideEventTxt":"You spot a flyer outside City Hall for We Smear It!, a local advertising group that creates televised smear campaigns against anything you want. The owner, The Wicked Witch, promises to diminish the reputation of any person, establishment, or group, as long as you've got the dough to pay for it. Hmm...perhaps The Wolf's Bite could use a little television coverage?",
         "choiceOne":"Buy the Basic Package",
         "choiceTwo":"Buy the Premium Package",
         "choiceThree":"Buy the Irresponsibly Smearful Package",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The Witch's entry level services come cheap, and the production quality shows it. The ads are hokey and confusing, but at least they seem to get the point across. People aren't sure why they should be hating The Wolf's Bite, but a few folks have started throwing the Wolf dirty looks. Good enough! The Pigs lose {-1PWE} and the Wolf loses {-1WRE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"A bit more money gets you a bit more smear. The campaign was well executed as it centered around a class action lawsuit television commercial seeking victims or victims' loved ones of adenocarcinoma from eating at The Wolf's Bite. Sure there hadn't been any actual cases but now the association was firmly implanted in the general conscience. The Pigs lose {-2PWE} but the Wolf loses {-1WWE} and The Wolf's Bite loses {-2REQ}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"It turns out, in the case of smearing, less is actually more. The agency, having never tried such a massive smear campaign, ended up going beyond the pale and their over the top smear campaign came across as performance art. Moved by the grotesque, but strangely beautiful displays of raw meat the townsfolk were more 'epicurious' than anything and decided to start trying new dishes they normally wouldn't, like beef tartare. What a failure, looks like you need to smear the smearers! The Pigs lose {-3PWE} while the Wolf gains {1WWE} and {1WRE} and The Wolf's Bite gains {1REQ}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"MonstersArePeopleToo",
         "sideEventTxt":"As any good pig knows, there are few things messier than a passionate political rally. If you can organize the right rally to take place in The Wolf's Bite, you can work them into a frenzy and rough the place up a bit. The big players in town are the Beanstalk Giants and the Association of Witches, both of whom have been known to leave meeting places a little worse for wear in their quest for equal rights. But which group will cause the biggest mess?",
         "choiceOne":"Go with the Giants",
         "choiceTwo":"Try for the Witches",
         "choiceThree":"Why Not Both?",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Your instinct makes sense—what causes a bigger mess than a group of impassioned giants? Unfortunately, you didn't account for the fact that they wouldn't be able to fit through the door. They hold the rally on the sidewalk and manage to crush a couple of outdoor eating tables, but overall your efforts didn't amount to much. The Wolf loses {-1WWE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"A group of impassioned witches rallying for magical rights is bound to cause disaster, and boy, does it ever. Tables upended, brooms coming to life! One of the hostesses was actually turned into a toad! The Wolf will have to spend days sorting this out. Good choice gentlemen! The Wolf loses {-1WWE} and The Wolf's Bite loses {-1REQ}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"You decide that if one rally could cause trouble then two would cause more. You lure both groups to The Wolf's Bite, expecting an explosion as two heated parties rally not only for their cause but against the other's. It turns out bringing the factions together at The Wolf's Bite actually led to the two breaking bread and discussing their platforms, which were more similar than different. They decide to form their own super-PAC. For catalyzing the union, the Wolf gains {1WRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"ElectionSeason",
         "sideEventTxt":"The city council is holding elections to fill two vacant seats, and you intend to put a porky butt in one of them! If you have a hand in making decisions for the city, you can craftily steer the council away from whatever benefits The Wolf's Bite. It's the perfect plan! But you need to think carefully if you want to cause the most damage. Which position do you run for?",
         "choiceOne":"Secretary",
         "choiceTwo":"Treasurer",
         "choiceThree":"Go For Both",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"You win the election easily...but only because no one else ran. You soon discover why, when you realize a secretary doesn't actually do anything. You spend every meeting doodling cartoons of the Wolf in your notebook. Oh well, at least you get paid. The Pigs earn {4PWE} and gain {1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"With the slogan \"Let me be your piggy bank\"### you win the election by a landslide. And when you suggest the city's money could be better spent on playgrounds than restaurants, the council agrees. No more government assistance for The Wolf's Bite! The reduction in subsidies causes the Wolf to lose {-2WWE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"There are three of you and two open seats, why not maximize your odds and run for both? For some reason, running two campaigns seemed more than twice as hard as running just one. With only one supporting pig spread across two candidates quality control suffered and you end up losing both elections. Due to being self-funded, the Pigs lose {-2PWE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"ACandidateWeCanTrust",
         "sideEventTxt":"It's official: Red Riding Hood is in the running for mayor next year. Though she's young and inexperienced, her staunch anti-wolf political views could definitely work to your benefit. She's the underdog against the current mayor, but perhaps with a little help from you she can rise in the polls. How do you want to help?",
         "choiceOne":"Become a Campaign Volunteer",
         "choiceTwo":"Donate to Her Campaign",
         "choiceThree":"Run as Deputy Mayor",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"You work hard to distribute t-shirts and pins bearing Red Riding Hood's anti-wolf sentiments. Though she can't seem to surpass the current mayor in popularity, you do notice a slight rise in support for her. The Wolf loses {-1WRE} and the Pigs gain {1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Your donation could be the difference between a win and a loss! It's too early to tell, but Red Riding Hood seems to be gaining points in the polls and the cash infusion is really helping her spread her anti-wolf platform. The Pigs lose {-1PWE} and the Wolf loses {-2WRE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Red Riding Hood doesn't have a running mate and you decide the three of you could fill in that gap. Unfortunately, having two anti-wolf candidates fails to diversify or increase Red's demographic reach and the campaign goes into a tailspin, allowing the current mayor, who is more pro-wolf, to win handily. The Pigs lose {-1PWE} and the Wolf gains {1WRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"MyEnemyMyEnemysEnemyIsMyFriend02",
         "sideEventTxt":"The Pigs and Donny Dingo agree there is a need to take the Wolf down a few pegs and the best way to do it would be to leverage the political system. A new tax would be the best way to slowly bleed him of money until he goes out of business. Thanks to the Pigs' work at City Hall, they have the ear of several influential politicians and can almost assuredly get whatever they want passed.",
         "choiceOne":"Luxury Tax on Gourmet Food",
         "choiceTwo":"Luxury Tax on Expensive Food",
         "choiceThree":"Luxury Tax on Prepared Food",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The Food Quality Fairness Act hereby enacts a fifteen percent tax on all food products marketed or labeled as 'gourmet'. While the bill certainly appeared to hit the mark, the Pigs left a rather obvious loophole. The Wolf, cunning as ever, simply rebranded as 'artisanal', a synonym for gourmet, thus incurring a one time fee but dodging the ongoing tax. The Wolf loses {-1WWE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The Food Price Protection Act hereby enacts a fifteen percent tax on all prepared food products priced over twenty-five dollars per plate. Sergey chuckled \"This bill will force the Wolf to lose profits whether he lowers prices or simply eats the tax, it's perfect\". The Wolf, ever the linguist noticed the 'per plate' loophole and announced a new tapas selection, slightly dinging his overall income but further increasing his appeal. The Wolf loses {-1WWE} but gains {1WRE} and The Wolf's Bite gains {1REQ}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The Home Cooking Defense Act hereby enacts a fifteen percent tax on all food prepared in a commercial setting. \"Hey wait a minute Pigs, this affects me too.\"### Donny said, baring his teeth. \"Now, now, we needed to make sure there were no loopholes for that Wolf. As a gesture of good faith, we'll bankroll half of your tax burden.\" \"Well alright, but if you try any funny business, I know where you live and my patrons love bacon.\" The Wolf loses {-2WWE} and the Pigs lose {-1PWE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         },
         "isLocked":true
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"HouseOfChard",
         "sideEventTxt":"You finally get an audience with the Speaker of the Town Council, Edgar Feathersby. He is soliciting ideas on how to disincentivize the consumption of birds, a contingent for which he is irrationally, albeit understandably, fond. \"Gentlemen, I'd like to hear your best idea to reduce bird consumption through legislation. What have you got?\"",
         "choiceOne":"Tax on Poultry",
         "choiceTwo":"Ban on Poultry",
         "choiceThree":"Tax on Meat",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The Protein Parity Act will institute a twenty-five percent tax on all chicken, turkey, partridge, duck, pigeon, and ostrich. This tax will remove the savings typically associated with poultry, making it cost as much as beef. To maintain menu diversity the Wolf will be forced to eat the tax. The Wolf loses {-1WWE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The Winged Friend Guardianship Act declares a ban on all bird-based dishes served or consumed in restaurants. Satisfied with your bill you swing by The Wolf's Bite to watch the moratorium wreak havoc. To your horror, the Wolf simply pivoted to the other white meat, and has added a dozen new pork-based dishes to his menu. Oh goodness, do I smell bacon? The Wolf loses {-1WWE} but gains {1WRE} and The Wolf's Bite gains {1REQ}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The Eat Lichen not Chicken Act hereby enacts a thirty-five percent tax on all meat-based dishes. While this hurts the Wolf across almost every menu category, it also raises the price of your beloved cheeseburgers. \"A small price to pay to legislate the Wolf into the poor house.\"### Binky sighs as he crumples up the wrapper from his fourth Triple Decker Tummy Wrecker spicy cheeseburger. The Wolf loses {-2WWE} and the Pigs lose {-1PWE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         }
      }
   ]
}