{  
   "character":"Pigs",
   "choiceOne":"Vandalize Buildings",
   "choiceTwo":"Kick it with the Westside Porkers Gang",
   "choiceOneResult":"Everybody knows the Big Bad Wolf used to live down here, by spray painting his old 'Da Baddest Wolf' tag people will not only be reminded of his criminal past but it will also make them question his new public persona as do-gooder small business owner. Focus on the brick walls, we know he can't knock those down. The Wolf loses {-1WRE}.",
   "choiceTwoResult":"The Porkers have a sweet monopoly on the local underground candy market. The secret to their success is the extra sugar, which makes their goods extra potent and addictive. Since candy is cheap and high in calories, it's easy to ruin people's dinners and that means less people going to the Wolf's restaurant or his stupid cooking classes. The Pigs earn {2PWE}.",
   "sideEvents":[  
      {  
         "sideEventId":"Heisenpork",
         "sideEventTxt":"After moving several pounds of candy, the head candy cook, Heisenpork, has called for a meeting. \"Gentlemen, we are doing well in The Bad Side of Town, but I'm building an empire. I'd like you three to push sugar in other parts of town, what do you say?\"",
         "choiceOne":"Sell in The Neighborhood",
         "choiceTwo":"Sell Near The Wolf's Bite",
         "choiceThree":"Sell Near The Lake",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"FREEZE PIGGIES! You're under arrest for possession of candy with intent to distribute. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you.\" Maybe the residential area was not the best idea. The Pigs lose {-1PWE} and {-1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Nobody wanted to buy candy in the other parts of town, they all said it would 'ruin their appetite'. You have to liquidate the inventory another way, otherwise you'll end up in Heisenpork's pocket. The Pigs lose {-2PWE} and {-1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Tourists, vacationers, and watersports enthusiasts all serve as soft targets for your burgeoning candy enterprise. Binky rolled his eyes, \"If I hear one more tourist tell me calories don't count on vacation, I swear I'm going to butter candy until they puke on their bathing suits.\" The Pigs earn {3PWE} and The Wolf's Bite loses {-1REQ}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"BatterUp",
         "sideEventTxt":"Sergey has discovered a way to make an almost unbreakable, cement-like substance from flour and water. \"To think, people use this stuff to fry fish, losers.\" Since it's food based, people will probably blame the Wolf; thus, it's a perfect plan. All we have to do is apply it liberally in the right places.",
         "choiceOne":"Block the Storm Drains",
         "choiceTwo":"Make a Vulgar Sculpture",
         "choiceThree":"Make a Bunch of Speed Bumps",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":" You pack The Bad Side of Town's storm drains, making a watertight seal, ensuring flooding next time it rains. Fortunately, for the townfolk, someone noticed before any rain fell. \"But why would the Muffin Man try to flood us out?\" Looks like you framed the wrong innocent man. The Pigs lose {-1PWE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"You take advantage of the substance's malleability to craft a large 'bottomless' gnome statue. On its pedestal you inscribe \"Here's a Moon Worth Howling At...-The Wolf\". \"Oh that's just terrible, I thought the Wolf had grown up but I guess something's never change.\"### one villager lamented. The Wolf loses {-2WRE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Speed bumps are so irritating, especially with seemingly redundant traffic lights. A few fake paw prints for good measure and everyone will know where these annoying speed bumps came from. \"Oh my, it appears the Wolf is concerned for our safety. Look at how he lovingly laid out these safety enhancing speed bumps, what a guy.\" The Wolf gains {1WRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"MoHawkIsMoBetter",
         "sideEventTxt":"The Westside Porkers, the original bad pig gang, are considering rebranding in order to differentiate from the Eastside Squealers, a new rival gang. As the gang's most notable alumni, you have a chance to design the new uniform, for a fee of course.",
         "choiceOne":"Spandex...All Spandex",
         "choiceTwo":"Mohawks and Metal Tusks",
         "choiceThree":"Bronze and Leather Armor",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The Westside Porkers were not impressed. \"What is this? We look like we're trying to revive the South Side Shoats, this is the weakest design I've ever seen, where's the leather, where's the spikes?\" The Pigs lose {-2PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The Westside Porkers love the design! \"This is what we need, intimidating yet functional. I really like the metal tusks, it's like having two extra knives inside my mouth. It's like you took something that wasn't a weapon and then made it a weapon, that's brilliant.\" The Pigs gain {3PWE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The Westside Porkers are perplexed by the choice. \"This hasn't been used since Hamibal. It's a bit of a throwback but it might work. I guess we can make it work, but we're going to need some help paying for all that bronze, if you catch my drift.\" The Pigs lose {-1PWE} but gain {1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"TheBoarBash",
         "sideEventTxt":"Brutus, one of the Westside Porkers enforcers, has caught wind of your rivalry with the Wolf. \"If you give me and my boys a little of that candy action, we'll go take care of that Wolf real good. We have a full service menu of intimidation, extortion, and vandalism. What do you want us to do for you?\"",
         "choiceOne":"Intimidation",
         "choiceTwo":"Basic Vandalism Package",
         "choiceThree":"Premium Vandalism Package",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Here's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna send some of my biggest boars over to his supplier. We're gonna make him an offer he can't refuse and a few key ingredients are going to be in 'short supply' if you catch my drift. I need payment upfront though, to buy off the supplier.\" The Pigs lose {-1PWE} and The Wolf's Bite lose {-2REQ}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Ok, that's fair, I guess you don't want to over buy on your first try. Just the windows it is.\" The boars smash up The Wolf's Bite, but true to their word, they only break the windows. Unfortunately for the Wolf, he neglected the premium glass coverage. The Pigs lose {-1PWE} and the Wolf loses {-1WWE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"That's more like it. Are you sure you don't want the Deluxe Dynamite Package?\" The boars trash the restaurant, breaking windows, splitting tables, and even bent the spoons. To your chagrin, the town, moved by the pitiful sight, came together to help the Wolf get back on his feet and re-open the restaurant, making him more popular than ever. The Pigs lose {-2PWE} and the Wolf gains {2WRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"GetToThePoint",
         "sideEventTxt":"A homeless rhino, with a broken horn, is begging for change on the street. He has a sign 'will work for money, need to fix horn' and his change jar is looking pretty close to full. Stinky checks his wallet, \"We could finish off his horn fund and then he'd owe us one.\"### to which Binky replied \"Are you nuts, we should just run a hustle on him and take his jar!\" This leaves Sergey as the tie breaker.",
         "choiceOne":"Run a Hustle",
         "choiceTwo":"Give Him Money",
         "choiceThree":"Propose a Third Option",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Stinky approaches the rhino and strikes up a conversation and shifts the topic to a debate over whether The Incredible Bulk could actually clear out an all you can eat buffet. Once he picks a side, Stinky comes to agree with him then Sergey walks up and takes the opposite position. An argument ensues, which escalates into a scuffle, which the rhino breaks up. \"Hey guys, stop you're brothers.\" The Rhino's act of kindness allows Binky to slip in and take the change jar. The Pigs gain {4PWE} but lose {-1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Here, go get your horn fixed.\" \"Oh my stars, how will I ever repay you?\" \"Well, now that you mention it, there's a certain restaurant that we'd like you to help us run out of business. Here's the deal. You go up there, eat until you can barely move, then, when the bill comes, just walk out, the ol' chew and screw. You look like you have a healthy appetite...\" The Pigs lose {-1PWE} and the Wolf loses {-2WWE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Guys, I think we can save our money and still get that rhino in our pockets. I have a grinder in my pocket. How about I sharpen his stump?\" The Rhino is overjoyed for the gesture. \"Oh Piggies, you sweet little piggies, how can I ever repay you for this?\" The Pigs gain {1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"TheScarletPawprint",
         "sideEventTxt":"The Red Queen is planning an auction of her rare collection of jams and jellies to raise money for the orphanage on The Bad Side of Town. \"I have an idea, let's steal the jams and frame the Wolf. Binky go get your wolf costume, we're gonna need to make this look convincing.\" What's the best way to do it?",
         "choiceOne":"Frame the Wolf and Sell Jam on Black Market",
         "choiceTwo":"Frame the Wolf and Eat the Jam",
         "choiceThree":"Frame the Wolf and Smash the Jars",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"You steal the jams and leave red jelly pawprints leading back to The Wolf's Bite. It is the perfect crime. You even find a willing buyer who specializes in stolen goods. \"You're under arrest for stealing jam and framing the Wolf. What a bunch of rank amateurs, did you think any legitimate buyers for this actually existed? Now pay the fine or go to jail.\" The Pigs lose {-2PWE} and {-2PRE} while the Wolf gains {1WRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"You steal the jams and leave red jelly pawprints leading to The Wolf's Bite. Looks like he's going to be caught red-handed. You then take the plunder back home and eat it instead of selling it. Stinky snorts \"A delicious way to destroy the evidence, does anyone have any peanut butter?\" The Wolf loses {-2WRE} and {-1WWE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Based on scientific evidence that has yet to be discovered, wolves go berserk in the presence of raspberries. It's the perfect story to make the frame stick. Binky dons his wolf costume and starts smashing jars in a frenzy. Lead forensic experts attempt to understand the crime but are unable to leverage the connection between wolves and raspberries, since it's undiscovered. The case ends up an unsolved mystery. The Pigs lose {-1PWE} dry cleaning Binky's costume.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"ADifferentKindOfTort",
         "sideEventTxt":"While strolling the streets of The Bad Side of Town, the Pigs come across a run down office building, 'Terry Troll, Attorney at Law'. \"That gives me an idea, let's sue the Wolf.\"### said Sergey with a mischievous grin. \"But for what?\"### Stinky replied, skeptically. \"Boys, boys, boys, that's a minor detail. I actually specialize in frivolous lawsuits, why don't you come inside and let's give someone a headache. If you act now, I'll throw in an inflammatory op-ed, free of charge. What'll it be?\"",
         "choiceOne":"Patent Crucible Fired Chicken Curry",
         "choiceTwo":"Slip and Fall on Property",
         "choiceThree":"Sue for the Demolition",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Successfully patenting The Wolf's signature dish would force him to pay royalties. You and your new attorney file suit to patent the recipe. The suit is promptly thrown out of court, turns out the judge is a fan of the dish and takes a hardline on patent trolling. Grinning sheepishly, Terry pulls you in for a group hug, \"Oh well, boys, it was a good idea and a good effort, now about my fee.\" For the failed suit, the Pigs lose {-1PWE} and {-1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Have you boys ever heard of the 'Tumbling Terry'? It's easy, all you have to do is take a dive, bump your head, and collect. It's how I paid for law school. Binky you look like a good fall guy.\" Binky follows instructions perfectly and takes a great fall. The lawsuit ends up being pretty open-close. \"Now boys, about my fee.\" The Pigs lose {-1PWE} but the Wolf loses {-2WWE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Wait, let me get this straight, the Wolf huffed and then puffed prior to blowing your houses down? I think the huff constitutes intent, and the puff makes me think he was unlicensed. Boys, I think this is a slam dunk.\" You work with Terry to sue for civil damages and the Wolf is found guilty of two counts of unlicensed demolition. \"Like I said boys, slam dunk. Now about my fee.\" The Wolf loses {-1WWE} and {-1WRE} and the Pigs gain {3PWE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         }
      }
   ]
}