{  
   "character":"Pigs",
   "choiceOne":"Be Guests in the Restaurant",
   "choiceTwo":"Work in the Restaurant",
   "choiceOneResult":"You spend the day eating in the restaurant, being as much of a nuisance as possible. You order things that are not on the menu, send back every order at least once, intentionally spill drinks, and disrupt other guests' meals. You were the only ones in the restaurant by the end of the night. The Wolf's Bite loses {-1REQ}.",
   "choiceTwoResult":"You spend the day working in the restaurant, trying to bring it down from within. The new hiring manager was thrilled she was able to fill three open spots so quickly. From messing up orders to dropping trays of food on patrons you ensured each customer's first visit to The Wolf's Bite was also their last. The poor hiring manager had no idea what she was getting into. The Wolf's Bite loses {-1REQ}.",
   "sideEvents":[  
      {  
         "sideEventId":"SecretIngredient03",
         "sideEventTxt":"The mysterious stranger's hand-written instructions said 'Fennel and ARTichoke would unleash the illusion potion's severe side effects'. Do you want to unleash the side effects?",
         "choiceOne":"No - too risky",
         "choiceTwo":"Yes - spike the soup",
         "choiceThree":"Yes - spike the punch",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"It's too risky, you want to embarrass the Wolf not hurt the patrons. There's no telling what the side effects may be. Turns out you aren't as mean spirited as everyone thought. The Pigs gain {1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"It turns out the side effect is roaring flatulence. The stench was so bad the restaurant had to be closed early. Unfortunately, nobody made the connection to the illusion potion. The Wolf's Bite loses {-1REQ} and the Wolf loses {-1WWE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"It's exceptionally hard to convince anyone to drink fruit punch that reeks of fennel and artichoke, no matter how fancy the restaurant or bold the head chef. It seems we may never find out what the terrible side effect of that illusion potion is. No effect.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         },
        "isLocked":true
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"TheresAFlyInMySoup",
         "sideEventTxt":"If there's one thing nobody ever wants to find in their food, it's a bug. The only thing worse than a bug in a restaurant is an entire jar of bugs in a restaurant. Getting the bugs was easy, smuggling in the jar was easy, using the bugs to ruin The Wolf's Bite, now that's tricky.",
         "choiceOne":"Release the Bugs in the Kitchen",
         "choiceTwo":"Release the Bugs in the Dining Room - before opening",
         "choiceThree":"Release the Bugs in the Dining Room - during dinner",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Bugs are a delicacy in many parts of the world. The Wolf's expertise in handling all manner of ingredients allowed him to turn lemons into lemonade, or rather, turn exoskeletons into chitinous croutons. The Wolf's Bite gains {1REQ} and the Wolf gains {1WRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"This must be some sort of experiential dining experiment where we simulate a picnic, in a cave, with lots of creepy crawlies. Surely that's why there are bugs in a place that serves food. That Wolf...ever the...ummm...innovator. The Wolf gains {1WRE} but The Wolf's Bite loses {-1REQ}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.\" \"Ummm excuse me but there's a roach in my napkin.\" \"Somebody help, a centipede has scurried off with my silverware.\" \"We demand a full refund and we are going to give this place horrible reviews on Gulp, ick!\" The Wolf's Bite loses {-2REQ}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"LetsStartARiot",
         "sideEventTxt":"Being obnoxious and getting a few patrons to leave is ok but what we really need is a good old fashioned brawl. That will get all of the patrons either engaged in fisticuffs or fleeing for the exit. All we need is the right person to get the party started...",
         "choiceOne":"Throw a Raw Steak at The Unicorn",
         "choiceTwo":"Throw Cherry Pie at The White Knight",
         "choiceThree":"Throw a Tankard of ale at The Three Musketeers",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Lion, you savage, I thought we'd agreed to stop fighting.\" \"What, savage? I am the king of beasts, you will show me more respect or I'll ask you to step outside.\" \"Who proclaimed you the king? Your title is fake, I reject your authority and challenge you for your crown.\" \"Challenge accepted, I'll see you in the town square.\" That started a fight, unfortunately it took place, all around the town instead of inside the restaurant. Oh well, it was still fun to watch. No effect.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"What knave dare throweth the reddest of confections upon me? I challenge you all to a duel, starting with you sir, in the red armour, draw if you be a man.\" \"Indeed sir, my steel stands ready...\" Well that certainly started a fight but nobody else got involved. Those two were so polite they didn't even fight in the restaurant, something about needing a more noble venue. Bah, knights and their precious honor. No effect.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"I say lads, ale on our tunics, why this must be the work of dwarves! Look over there, seven of the little bastards!\" \"Little, who are you calling little? Are you having a giggle there mate? You want to scrap? EVERYONE, GET IN HERE!\" The brawl started out pretty good, with a few chairs and tables being broken. Then things got really crazy when D'Artagnan kicked a member of the Gumdrop Guild in the face thinking the munchkin was a dwarf too, drawing even more people into the bedlam. The Wolf loses {-2WWE} and The Wolf's Bite loses {-2REQ}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"StakeFrites",
         "sideEventTxt":"Count Dracula, also recently reformed, is at the restaurant. This VIP is a perfect opportunity for a sabotage as it may not only ruin the evening but it may land the Wolf a fine from the health inspector for endangering patrons. Knowing what we know about vampires, how do we want to go after this one?",
         "choiceOne":"Garlic in the Mashed Potatoes",
         "choiceTwo":"Glass of Holy Water",
         "choiceThree":"Wooden Steak",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Truly effective, but, also obvious. The pungent smell of garlic alerted the Count from smelling distance and he sent back the tainted taters, requesting a fresh serving, which was then hand prepared and delivered by the Wolf himself. The Wolf gains {1WRE} for being so accommodating.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Tasteless, odorless, and poisonous to a vampire. The Pigs even sprinkle a little extra salt on everything The Count eats to help motivate him to drink water. \"Aiieeeeeee, my mouth it burnth, help, help, ahhh my throat burnth too! Call...a...doctor...and...my...lawyer...\" The Wolf loses {-1WWE} and The Wolf's Bite loses {-1REQ}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Is this some sort of joke? A pun on my plate, how dare you. I expected more empathy from you Wolf, but your hypocrisy is more insulting than your cheap gag. I'll teach you a lesson about teasing vampires.\" In a poof, the Count transforms into a bat and screeches out the window topping centerpieces in his wake. The Wolf's Bite loses {-2REQ}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"DaylightComeAndMeWanGoHome",
         "sideEventTxt":"Apparently the Wolf's Bite has a food license, and a liquor license, but not a dancing license. This could be a fun way to take the Wolf down a few pegs. Just need the right tune...",
         "choiceOne":"\"Sweet Rapunzel\"",
         "choiceTwo":"\"Save a Steed, Ride a Lancer\"",
         "choiceThree":"\"Hey, Indeed\"",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"...Hair... Lowering hair... Reaching me, reaching youuuuu. SWEET RA-PUN-ZEL, oh oh oh! The good climbs never felt so good! SO GOOD! SO GOOD!\" The classic jousting arena song got the entire restaurant singing along but nobody was compelled to dance. The Wolf's Bite gains {1REQ}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Trotting up and down fairway, the maidens never looked so lovely from my trusty charger Prancer they exult... Save a steed, ride a Lancer!\" Unfortunately, a few yeehaws and some nodding heads was all this one could get out of the restaurant crowd. The Wolf's Bite gains {1REQ}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Don't wish to discuss marriage, just want you in my carriage. Now all my maidens, I want you on your most unseemly behavior, lend me some honey, I am thine neighbor!\". The infectious tune could not be resisted by the restaurant patrons, even the Wolf found himself dancing. Everyone was having a grand time, much to the chagrin of the constable, the only one not partaking, who gave the Wolf a citation and a hefty fine. The Wolf loses {-3WWE} but gains {1WRE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"NoRhimeOrReason",
         "sideEventTxt":"Celebrity chef and culinary instructor Pierre Cipriannini is planning to attend The Wolf's Bite to see how his star pupil is doing. The emotional toll of failing in front of his mentor would be a double whammy for the Wolf. How do we want to sabotage the Wolf?",
         "choiceOne":"Change the Thermostat on the Refrigerator",
         "choiceTwo":"Turn off the Freezer",
         "choiceThree":"Crank up the Air Conditioner",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Throwing all of the food into a deep frost is going to damage the meat and throw off everyone's order-to-serve timing. This not only offends Pierre's sophisticated palette but also his restaurateur sensibilities. The Wolf loses {-1WWE} and The Wolf's Bite loses {-1REQ}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Melted ice cream, tepid beverages, and spoiling meat. Let's see if the Wolf can salvage a meal for his mentor with this many things going wrong at the same time. The Wolf's Bite loses {-2REQ}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"When in doubt, chill them out. Some scorchisite on the thermostat will ensure that no matter how cold the room gets, the sensor always perceives the room as hot. The Wolf, cunning as ever, was able to spin the event into a Nordic theme night. Pierre was thoroughly impressed by the Wolf's innovation. The Wolf gains {1REQ}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"Eat em' and Weep",
         "sideEventTxt":"The Wolf invited Little Bo Peep to the restaurant's VIP section in an effort to cheer her up after she lost her sheep and hopefully generate some goodwill amongst the villagers. This transparent pandering attempt cannot go unsabotaged.",
         "choiceOne":"Wool Napkins",
         "choiceTwo":"Lamb in the Stew",
         "choiceThree":"Frenched Rack of Lamb",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Unfortunately, this was too subtle for her to notice. She was not upset and in fact complimented the Wolf for his luxurious napkins. The happier she became the more goodwill the Wolf cultivated. This sabotage completely backfired. The Wolf gains {1WRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The herbs and spices covered up the gaminess of the lamb and went unnoticed by Little Bo Peep, who thought the chunks of meat were actually beef. All night she blabbed about how good the beef stew was, better luck next time. No effect.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Wahhhhhhhhh, I ordered the salmon and got a rack of lamb. It reminds me of my sheep that I lost and could not find. Oh my god are these from my sheep?! Wahhhhhhhhh!\" The commotion of her tantrum not only cost the Wolf his goodwill but also made a few patrons leave before being seated. The Wolf loses {-1WRE} and {-1WWE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"DinersDiveInsAndDoves",
         "sideEventTxt":"Gal Frosty is doing a feature on The Wolf's Bite for her hit show. This seems like a golden opportunity for a sabotage. What do you want to do?",
         "choiceOne":"Steal the Show",
         "choiceTwo":"Replace the Proteins",
         "choiceThree":"Complain on Camera",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The Pigs decide to ham it up and hog the camera. While this doesn't necessarily hurt The Wolf's Bite, it certainly helped make the Pigs a household name. The Pigs gain {1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Gal is a vehement orni-phile and requests all avian proteins be removed from the menu when she films. You swap all of the pork with the other other white meat, dove. \"AIEEEEE, is this dove? You prepared dove for me?\"### Gal shrieked in horror. This may be the last episode she ever films. The Wolf's Bite loses {-1REQ} and the Wolf loses {-1WWE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The Pigs pose as regular patrons and when given the opportunity, complain about the restaurant. Unfortunately for the Pigs, negative comments hurt show ratings and were edited out. Maybe they'll show up in the director's cut someday. No effect.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         }
      }
   ]
}