{  
   "character":"Pigs",
   "choiceOne":"Visit the Pigs' House",
   "choiceTwo":"Break into the Wolf's House",
   "choiceOneResult":"A respite from the hustle and bustle of the town, and sabotage in particular is much needed and much deserved. You decide to spend some time at home and rest a little. Your absence is not unnoticed, and as they say 'absence makes the heart grow fonder'. While you relax, the town gets a chance to miss you. The Pigs gain {1PRE}.",
   "choiceTwoResult":"If you can't beat em, cheat em. By messing with the Wolf's home life he will be more irritable, more stressed, and less focused at work while he worries about his home. Serves him right for his unsolicited residential demolition free samples. The Wolf loses {-1WWE} enhancing his home security.",
   "sideEvents":[  
      {  
         "sideEventId":"BlockParty",
         "sideEventTxt":"A Block Party in The Neighborhood would be a great way to distract people from the Wolf's restaurant and possibly make some side money if you charge admission. \"We could even invite the Wolf and if he doesn't come we can make him look bad, and if he does come, it'll make us look good, like we're trying to patch things up.\" What do you want to do?",
         "choiceOne":"Free Party and Invite the Wolf",
         "choiceTwo":"Charge Admission and Invite the Wolf",
         "choiceThree":"Free Party and Exclude the Wolf",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Seeking to maximize good will, you decide to have a free party and invite the Wolf. The whole village turned out, including the Wolf, who used this as an opportunity to network and promote his restaurant. While you manage to take away an entire night's revenue you probably positioned him for a bigger score down the line. The Wolf loses {-1WWE} but he gains {1WRE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The cheapskate Wolf passed on the party, as expected, and while you didn't pull the entire town away from his restaurant for the night the turnout was pretty solid and guests definitely took note of who did and did not attend. Looks like your little soiree separated The Neighborhood's haves and have nots. The Pigs gain {3PWE} and The Wolf loses {-1WRE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"A party's not a real party unless someone is excluded and that someone is the Wolf. Nobody could blame the Pigs, his rivals, for not inviting him, that said, nobody would praise such immature behavior either. The turnout was ok, apparently a lot of people felt bad for the Wolf and went to his restaurant to cheer him up. Looks like your spiteful approach backfired. The Wolf gains {1WRE} and the Pigs lose {-2PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"APigInWolfsClothing03",
         "sideEventTxt":"Despite it not making sense for the Wolf to vandalize his own neighbourhood, Binky was strangely persistent and eager to once again don his wolf costume. Stinky and Sergey were left wondering if the desire to wear the costume is clouding Binky's judgment. Ah well, may as well get on with the mischief.",
         "choiceOne":"Trash the Wolf's House",
         "choiceTwo":"Trash the Pigs' House and Frame the Wolf",
         "choiceThree":"Trash the Neighborhood and Frame the Wolf",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Binky went berserk, broke windows and shredded furniture. He left lots of claw marks and a few bite marks for good measure. The total damage had to be a few thousand dollars and since it appears to be self inflicted, the Wolf's insurance won't cover it. Who would have thought the obvious answer was the right answer on this one? The Wolf loses {-1WWE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The original plan was to only make things look bad, not actually cause that much damage. Something seized Binky and he went crazy, like a wild boar. His rampage was so ferocious he kept smashing things even after his Wolf costume fell off, leaving hoof marks everywhere. This excess not only ruined the plan to frame the Wolf but also the Pigs' house. The Pigs lose {-2PWE} and {-2PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"After the sun set, Binky ran around The Neighborhood kicking mailboxes over and leaving big scratches on people's doors. Unfortunately, it was a Saturday and The Wolf's Bite was booming, so almost the entire Neighborhood saw the Wolf, giving him a bulletproof alibi. People were still a little suspicious of him regardless. The Wolf loses {-1WRE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "isLocked":true,
         "steamAchievement":"NOT_QUITE_YOURSELF"
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"WeDidntStartTheFireOrDidWe",
         "sideEventTxt":"Huffing and puffing is so last year. According to Residential Demolition Digest, arson is a super hot trend. Eager to try your hooves at residential demolition, you decide to give arson the college try. What are you going to burn?",
         "choiceOne":"Burn the Wolf's House",
         "choiceTwo":"Burn The Wolf's Bite",
         "choiceThree":"Smoke Out the Neighborhood",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"A little bit of kerosene on the back stairs, a little bit of hay on the back porch, and an open grill throwing embers into the night sky was all it took to get a small blaze going at the Wolf's house. Unfortunately, he was home so the fire didn't take out his entire house, just the back porch. The Wolf loses {-1WWE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"After concocting a new kind of napalm that looks like coconut oil, you set out to plant it inside The Wolf's Bite. Unbeknownst to you, the heat of the trunk combined with the instability of the concoction caused it to ignite. Fortunately, you were able to get out of the car before anyone was hurt, unfortunately your insurance doesn't cover homemade napalm. The Pigs lose {-2PWE} and {-2PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Where there is smoke, there is fire, but for this sabotage all you really want is the smoke. Using the latest in smoke science you whip up a massive plume of heavy, nasty smoke. By using grease and lard in the base you ensure it smells like a cooking accident. The Neighborhood, flummoxed by The Wolf's latest recipe gone awry immediately instituted a ban on cooking undocumented recipes. The Wolf loses {-1WRE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"GuitarAndDrumHeroes",
         "sideEventTxt":"You decide to start a garage rock band. If things go well, you could become world famous musicians, become rich, buy out The Wolf's Bite, and kick the Wolf to the curb. If things go poorly, at least you'll be super loud and annoying to the Wolf. Now all you need is a band name and maybe a gimmick.",
         "choiceOne":"Purple Pig Percussion Group",
         "choiceTwo":"Black Squeal Heavy Metal",
         "choiceThree":"Los Cocinos Flamenco Band",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"An all percussion act is a thrill to not only hear but feel. Most bands only have one drummer, but the PPPG has three. Aiming the speakers at the Wolf's house helped focus the pounding beats which traveled surprisingly well, you even broke a few of his windows. Not sure if it affected his sleep but it definitely affected his bank account. The Wolf loses {-1WWE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Arguably the loudest and angriest style of music. The style was surprisingly challenging to learn but bad heavy metal is just as loud as good heavy metal when you have 4,000 watts of skull shattering speaker power. Nobody was sleeping in The Neighborhood when Black Squeal 'played'. The lack of sleep took a toll on the Wolf's ability to perform at work, unfortunately, you were also ticketed for a noise violation. The Wolf's Bite loses {-1REQ} but The Pigs lose {-1PWE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"What were we thinking? Flamenco guitar is impossible to play with hooves for hands and acoustic guitars are expensive, but not loud. What a waste of time, money, and a sweet band name. The Pigs lose {-1PWE} and {-1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"Boardom",
         "sideEventTxt":"The Pigs' brutish cousin Napolean is in town and wants to be shown a good time. It's very important to keep him occupied since he tends to become destructive and go on ‘hampages'. He's only in town for one night, so what are we going to do?",
         "choiceOne":"Take Him to the Bar(n)",
         "choiceTwo":"Paint and Vino",
         "choiceThree":"Pillow Fight",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Mixing a boar with booze is never a good idea. After a few Whiskey Snouts he was drunk enough to cause a ruckus but not drunk enough to pass out. The ensuing hampage was one of his biggest, he even beat up the bouncers. The Pigs lose {-1PWE} and {-1PRE} due to his outburst.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The play on 'bread and wine' is extremely trendy and sophisticated, unfortunately, it's not an ideal activity for Napoleon. \"I hate art!\"### Napoleon squeals as he proceeds to throw the paint, Hockson Porklock style, at the canvases, ruining the night for everyone else. The host, being a fan of the raw emotion of splatter art offered to buy the paintings rather than expel the Pigs and Napoleon. Who knew the boar had a buyer? The Pigs gain {4PWE} and {4PRE}.",
            "reaction:":"Good"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Given the inevitability of a hampage, it seemed like the best plan would be to channel it into something manageable, like a pillow fight. How much damage could anyone do with a pillow? The answer, it turns out, is proportional to the number of soda cans tucked into the pillow case. Napoleon, cheating and apparently playing for keeps, decided to add some oomph. Binky, did you lose a tooth? The Pigs lose {-1PWE} fixing Binky's teeth.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"SweetsNotMeats",
         "sideEventTxt":"Selling candy on the bad side of town is easy, as long as it's sweet it moves. Up here in The Neighborhood the product needs a bit more panache. To give your candy an edge over The Wolf's Bite, you will need either a clever marketing campaign or a way to make your candy 'upscale' and gourmet, in order to compete and take market share. How do you want to go to market?",
         "choiceOne":"Cotton Candy is Vegan",
         "choiceTwo":"Red Velvet Cake Pops",
         "choiceThree":"Live Longer with Golden Lemonade",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Veganism has been gaining popularity in the media and the vegan friendliness of candy seemed like a way to expand appeal and spoil appetites. Unfortunately, most people go vegan for its health benefits, which excludes candy from the menu. I wonder if you can get a refund on the marketing materials. The Pigs lose {-2PWE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Red velvet is a considered an upscale chocolate cake, and with cake pops being all the rage lately these sold like...well...red velvet cake pops. While not technically candy in the strictest sense, you don't have time to be pedantic, you have way too many orders to fill. Nobody was going out for dinner that night. The Pigs gain {2PWE} and the Wolf loses {-1WWE}.",
            "reaction:":"Good"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"You decide to go 'whole hog' and unleash a clever marketing campaign and an upscale product, a liquid candy of sorts. Things were great until competition emerged. Jack and Jill set up a rival stand and not only undercut prices but innovated with new flavors like 'Precious Pink' and 'Awesome Acai'. Can you believe the nerve of people to mess with someone's business like that? The Pigs lose {-1PWE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"WouldYouLikeToBuySomeCookies",
         "sideEventTxt":"Cookies could be a great way to spoil appetites without resorting to pushing candy in The Neighborhood. Everyone likes cookies, and people always lose their minds over Snout Scouts' cookies. The false sense of scarcity plus the 'warm fuzzies' of sponsoring an organization that takes care of the youth. How to pull it off though, given the distinct lack of Snout Scouts amongst the adult Pigs.",
         "choiceOne":"Pose as Children",
         "choiceTwo":"Recruit Your Cousins",
         "choiceThree":"Sell as Adults",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"You know what they say, 'swine stay fine'. Since you still get carded when you buy alcohol, you figure you could pass as youth. The uniforms even still fit, although they seemed to have mysteriously shrunk in storage. A few hours of discomfort later and you successfully move an entire palette of cookies, spoiling countless dinners with the baked goods. The Pigs gain {2PWE} and {1PRE} while the Wolf loses {-1WWE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Jinxy and Minxy are Snout Scouts in a nearby town, they'd probably love the competitive advantage from selling where there's no other scouts. They came, they sold, they conquered, but they also knew what you were trying to do and had the nerve to charge you a per box transaction fee as recompense for time and effort. \"Don't hate the players, hate the game uncles!\"### they said, as they handed over the invoice. The Pigs lose {-1PWE} but the Wolf also loses {-1WWE}.",
            "reaction:":"Neutral"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"You decide to cut the charade and just sell the products without any trickery or effort really. Unable to leverage the Snouts Scouts' association to its fullest, most of your inventory sat idle while people bought Pups' Pies. \"If only we could rent kids for this stuff.\" The Pigs lose {-2PWE} and {-2PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"Sooooooo-idge",
         "sideEventTxt":"Normally, when the Pigs want to disrupt people's appetite they use junk food as a way to prevent prospective diners from dining. Ever the innovator, Stinky has proposed making people sick to their stomachs as an alternative strategy.",
         "choiceOne":"Clog the Septic System",
         "choiceTwo":"Stink Bombs",
         "choiceThree":"Ipecandies",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Great in theory, but the theory was flawed, so flawed. Stinky didn't realize that each house has their own septic system so instead of stinking up The Neighborhood, he only stunk up the Pigs' house. \"Damnit Stinky, this is a new carpet!!\". The Pigs lose {-2PWE} trying to clean up and {-1PRE} for being bad piggies.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"A little stink never hurt anyone, but a lot of it might make someone lose their lunch. The harmless children's practical joke turns into a serious stench when bought and used in bulk. Being smart, you stand upwind and unleash a hailstorm of stink bombs, adding a putrid patina to cars, mailboxes, front doors, and windows. The sounds of retching could be heard for blocks. Nobody's eating dinner tonight. The Wolf loses {-1WWE} due to lack of business that day.",
            "reaction:":"Good"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Stinky, in a fit of inspiration, made chocolate truffles with an ipecac syrup center, a substance known to cause sudden vomiting. Working late into the night, Stinky finally finished and left the candies on the counter to cool as he slept. \"Ooo chocolate...\"### Binky delighted as he set upon the tortuous treats. They didn't even touch his teeth on the way down...or on the way up for that matter. The Pigs lose {-1PWE} cleaning the carpets.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         }
      }
   ]
}