{  
   "character":"Pigs",
   "choiceOne":"Enter the Dance competition",
   "choiceTwo":"Get Drunk",
   "choiceOneResult":"The 3LP crew has the sickest moves this side of the green river. Flares, windmills, and suicide flips can't keep up with the triple pig shuffle, snout spins, and the pork-bomb. Those suckas got served. The Pigs gain {1PRE} and {1PWE}.",
   "choiceTwoResult":"Maybe some neg-working over cocktails may help us find someone else who hates the Wolf. If not, a little drunken carousing never hurt anyone. Nobody parties like the Pigs party. If we get sick and vomit we can blame the cooking at The Wolf's Bite. The Wolf loses {-1WRE}.",
   "sideEvents":[  
      {  
         "sideEventId":"IWorkOut",
         "sideEventTxt":"This bar has a 'hot body' contest, first prize is free drinks and some cash. Do you want to enter it?",
         "choiceOne":"I Think Not",
         "choiceTwo":"Unleash the Porky Paramour",
         "choiceThree":"Become the Stunning Swine",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Is there anything more degrading than strutting and gyrating for a few cheap thrills and free drinks? Besides, we haven't been to the gym in a few weeks.\" The Pigs modesty earns them {1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Everybody loves bacon, get on stage and shake what your momma gave you. You three go ham on the platform and crush the competition and win the prizes. Maybe this could be a side job... The Pigs gain {4PWE} and {1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Rather than flaunt skin, you decide to channel a more genteel definition of 'hot'. Dressed to the nines, you strut out on the catwalk and give the judges your most alluring bedroom eyes, promptly before being disqualified for showing insufficient skin. Perhaps in another time or place. The Pigs lose {-1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"SheWhipsHerHairBackAndForth",
         "sideEventTxt":"Since the Wolf occasionally tends bar, it behooves us to find ways to sabotage The Bar(n), either by ruining his shift or doing enough damage to force it to close for a few days. Frequent clubber, Rapunzel, could be a perfect unknowing partner in crime. We just need to get her going. What's our play here?",
         "choiceOne":"Use Glow Sticks at Techno Night",
         "choiceTwo":"Jump in the Mosh Pit at Rock Night",
         "choiceThree":"Line Dancing at Country Music Night",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The 'go to' accessory for high energy dancing, if you want to keep your hands busy, and not much else. Rapunzel loved the glow sticks and danced all night, but the worst she did was hypnotize a few patrons with her rhythmic stick movements. The sticks cost money and the Pigs lose {-1PWE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Mosh pits mean headbanging and headbanging with Rapunzel means a hairstorm. It takes her a little bit to warm up to the idea but eventually she jumps in. Her hairstorm is so severe she actually snares an electric guitar from the band on stage and whips it at the drummer. The lead singer said it was the most metal thing he's ever seen. The Pigs rocked so hard they gain {2PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The hees were certainly hawing as acoustic guitar and banjo riffs had the Bar(n) dancing the night away. During the crescendo of the night, when 'Save a Horse, Ride a Lancer' was playing you get everyone to throw their ten gallon hats into the air. Rapunzel, having so much hair, needed a fifteen gallon hat, which crashed into the bar like a wrecking ball. This brought the night to an abrupt halt. Unfortunately for the Wolf, he was liable for the open tabs. The Wolf loses {-1WWE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"ICantFeelMySnoutWhenImWithYou",
         "sideEventTxt":"The Bar(n)'s patrons, being inclined to party, may be interested in some 'hard candy'. The Westside Porkers have a few experimental 'adult candy' recipes. It's super easy to move sugar in the dark of the club, just need the right package for these party going prospects.",
         "choiceOne":"Specialer K",
         "choiceTwo":"Angel Breath",
         "choiceThree":"Glow Rocks",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"This sinister twist on the Krunchel Bar replaces the crisped rice with pure, uncut sugar shards. The candy sold like crazy, being able to mimic the texture of the highly popular original while packing an unrivaled sugar rush. Business was booming and you could barely keep up. The Pigs gain {4PWE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"This heavenly concoction mixes pulverized stale angel's food cake and pure sugar in a special inhaler to accelerate absorption. The first batch moved fast but nobody wanted a second hit, apparently the cake dust causes a coughing fit and is rather unpleasant. \"Maybe we can move this backlog of product on the Bad Side of Town, they'll eat anything.\" The Pigs unpleasant product makes them lose {-1PWE} and {-1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Fluorescent rock candy is perfect for a night club. The neon blues, pinks, and greens light up when struck by the light show. Unfortunately, they only do a techno night once a week and the candy doesn't really resonate with the other demographics. The Glow Rocks sell, but not very fast. The Pigs gain {1PWE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"ItTakesTwoToTango",
         "sideEventTxt":"The Bouncers don't like The Pigs' reputation for causing trouble. In the spirit of compromise however, they are willing to let two stay if one leaves, figuring they'd behave if they weren't together. Which pig should be sent home?",
         "choiceOne":"We're All Leaving",
         "choiceTwo":"Send Sergey Home",
         "choiceThree":"Send Binky Home",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Any establishment that tries to break us up doesn't deserve our patronage or our good natured practical humor. We're leaving.\" The Pigs save money by leaving early and earn {1PWE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Hey Stinky, that guy is looking at us funny, lets beat him up and take his wallet.\" \"Binky, you're crazy, I think you've been spending too much time in your wolf costume.\" \"Don't be a wimp.\" \"I didn't say 'no', I just said 'you're crazy'. I'm in, we just need him to throw the first punch.\" It turns out Sergey was the responsible one. The wallet was loaded, which earned the Pigs {1PWE} but nobody likes a bully and they lose {-3PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Me? Seriously? You guys suck.\" Binky stormed off. The night was pretty low key, neither Sergey nor Stinky ended up instigating or making mischief, leading to an uneventful evening, at least that's what it seemed like until they got home. \"Binky!!! What the hell?\" The formerly seething swine was fast asleep amongst the remains of the living room, wearing his wolf costume. The Pigs lose {-1PWE} cleaning things up.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"IKissedAPigAndILikedIt",
         "sideEventTxt":"The Piglettes are at The Bar(n) tonight. They were the most beautiful pigs at Chris P Bacon High School. Looks like tonight could be an impromptu High School reunion. Did anyone bring breath mints? How are we going to break the ice?",
         "choiceOne":"Sergey on Point Buy Them Drinks",
         "choiceTwo":"Stinky on Point Ask Them to Dance",
         "choiceThree":"Binky on Point With Pickup Lines",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Hey ladies, do you want to have a drink with us?\" \"Oh I think I remember you guys from high school, Sergey right?\" \"Yea, it's us, the Three Little Pigs, all grown up.\" \"Hey, thanks for the drinks boys but we have to get up early tomorrow, maybe we'll see you around.\" The Pigs lose {-1PWE} and {-2PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Ladies, wanna cut a rug with the baddest boars in town?\" \"Boars? More like snores, look at your shoes what are those, seriously, do you buy your clothing at a grocery store? Let's go girls, before someone thinks they're our boyfriends or something.\" Dejected, the Pigs lose {-1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Hey cutie, how much does a dairy cow weigh? Enough to break the ice.\" The Piglettes giggled, \"Hee hee that's clever, you're cute, do you come here often?\" \"Me and my brothers love this place, hey how about you buy us a drink so we can get to know eachother better?\" \"Oooo you're a bold boar, I like that.\" The Pigs gain {4PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"StairwayToHeave-ing",
         "sideEventTxt":"\"I have a great idea!\"### blurted Stinky. \"What if we threw up at the Bar(n) and told everyone it was food poisoning from The Wolf's Bite.\" Binky and Sergey nodded in agreement and the three paused, it's surprisingly hard to make a pig throw up, let alone all three. How could they do it?",
         "choiceOne":"Lots and Lots of Booze",
         "choiceTwo":"Eat the Neighbor's Azaleas",
         "choiceThree":"Ipecac Chasers",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Yeshiree Bob, I can feel it...BLARGH!\" \"Heyyyyy, don't do that near me, you're gonna make me….BLARGH!\" \"When in Rome...BLURGHGGHGHGH\". \"Wolf's Bite made us shick to our shtomachsh guysh.\"### you slur out to the onlookers. \"Yea sure, blame the Wolf and not the case of beer you three collectively drank, get out of my bar.\" The Pigs lose {-1PWE} and {-1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"\"Hey, stuff your pockets with these, we can eat them in the bathroom at The Bar(n).\" Later that night, \"Hey did anyone else order the...BLARGHHHHGHGHGH...curried chicken at The Wolf's Bite? I think it might be making us sick...BLARGHGHGH\". Several sympathetic bystanders rushed to your aid with cold compresses and water while others stood back and called to cancel future reservations at The Wolf's Bite. The Wolf's Bite loses {-2REQ}.",
            "reaction":"Good"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"The Pigs decided to chase their first round of drinks with ipecac chasers to rapidly induce violent vomiting. \"BLARGHGHGHGH...oo I think that curried chicken might have given me food poisoning guys.\" Doctor Foglestein, a bar regular, interjected, \"I think I smell ipecac, no no, I definitely smell it, you guys are faking it.\" \"B-b-b-b-but the chicken.\" \"Cut the crap, bouncers, could you please remove these slanderous swine so I can drink in peace.\" The Pigs failed stunt costs them {-3PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Bad"
         }
      },
      {  
         "sideEventId":"MyEnemysEnemyIsMyFriend01",
         "sideEventTxt":"A bar full of people, surely one other person hates the Wolf as much as we do. We just need to find the right person who's willing to combine forces and take down that lupine loser. Maybe if we buy the right person a drink they'll work with us, at least temporarily, a little quid pro quo if you will. Scanning the bar, looks like a few good candidates. Who's it going to be?",
         "choiceOne":"Clyde the Coyote",
         "choiceTwo":"Stew the Sheep",
         "choiceThree":"Donny Dingo",
         "resultOne":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Clyde was mortified at the Pigs' proposition, \"Hurt the Wolf, run him out of town? What are you crazy? He's my aunt's husband's son's second cousin once removed, we're practically brothers. Thanks for the drink, but buzz off.\" The Pigs lose {-1PWE} and {-1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         },
         "resultTwo":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Stew was too timid to take action despite holding a grudge, \"Gee fellas, I'd love to help b-b-b-b-b-but I'm afraid the Wolf might do something, I don't want to become part of 'Mutton Monday'. Thanks for the d-d-d-d-d-drink but I'll have to pass.\" The Pigs lose {-1PWE}.",
            "reaction":"Neutral"
         },
         "resultThree":{  
            "resultType":"Normal",
            "resultTxt":"Donny was delighted to get in on the action, \"Aye, that Wolf's been a pain in my paw ever since he set up shop. My Diablo Diner's been getting squeezed by his 'gourmet cooking'. Pfft, it's only fancy because he uses multiple forks I say. Count me in, and let me buy you boys a round.\" The Pigs gain {4PWE} and {1PRE}.",
            "reaction":"Good",
            "sideEventUnlocker":{  
               "unlocksForCharacter":"Wolf",
               "unlocksAtRegion":"CityHall",
               "unlocksId":"MyEnemyMyEnemysEnemyIsMyFriend02"
            }
         }
      }
   ]
}