SPEAK:MAR

Given the context of your bulging eyeballs, I'm going to assume you're talking about my breasts you little pervert.
Let me tell you something. I'm one of the greatest Fish Scientists ever to science a fish.
This has been my calling since I was little, and by God I intend to walk away with the Fish Nobel Prize one day!
But Fish Science is a man's world. And I realised early on, if I wanted that prize I was going to need more than a couple of bee-sting dairy pillows to distract the judges.
So I worked my perfect ass off as a menial Fish Lab Assistant for years, saving hard to get together the money I'd need.
And I paid the same guy who upgraded Carmen Electra to give me big, full, dreamily tactile cans like this.
In other words, I paid hard-earned currency for these two! Solid cash!
And if that doesn't make them "real", then I for one don't know what does!
You get me, you little shit?

SPEAK:YOU

Yes ma'am!

SPEAK:MAR

Good! Any more stupid questions now? Or are you going to do your damn job?

QUESTION:
Yeah. What IS the job?
Yes Ma'am, Miss Marina!
Can I... bounce them around a little?

HOP