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SPEAK:MAR
Stop...
Just... stop...
Oh for God's sake, stop crying!

SPEAK:YOU
I can't help it! I've let you down!
I've let Fish Science down!
But worst of all... I let YOU down, Marina.

SPEAK:MAR
You said that already, you twonk!
God! I just - I just don't understand how you function in any kind of normal society!
I've never met anyone so mind-twistingly dim!
How often do you find you've put your underwear on backwards?

SPEAK:YOU
Oh come on, that hardly ever happens much.

SPEAK:MAR
Do me a favour, OK? If ever you're involved in some terrible, hideous accident make sure you get it recorded.
I want to watch it every birthday I ever have.
It'll be like your little gift to me.
I might even masturbate to it, because the idea of you being horribly crushed quite honestly turns me on.

SPEAK:YOU
Are you coming on to me?

SPEAK:MAR
Listen you insufferable shit, you've ruined my life and now you're going to fix it.
I can't hire anyone else because I don't want this secret getting out. Like it or not, I'm stuck with your dumb ass.
I'm going to get my Daddy to wire me some more money and we're going to get ourselves a talking fish even if it costs you your life!
In fact, let's hope that's inevitable because that kind of double-whammy would cheer me up no end!

SPEAK:YOU
Your Daddy?

SPEAK:MAR
He's almost as big a shit as you are, but unlike you he has money.
He paid for this trip, he paid for my breast argumentation, he can pay for another trip!
He won't like it, but I'll just give him the daughter waterworks and he'll cough up, no worries.
But there won't be a third time, so I say again - do NOT mess up any more!

SPEAK:YOU
Marina, I give you my word as a gentleman I will not fail you again!
Thank you for trusting me to make things right.

SPEAK:MAR
Let's get one thing clear.
I've had herpes scabs I was sadder to lose than I would be to lose you.
You're only getting another chance because I'm stuck with you.
Get out of my sight!

EXIT

SPEAK:YOU
You know, I think she's warming to me.
Not surprising, a man, a beautiful woman here under the sky upon a sun-drenched sea!
Romance is sure to blossom!
...
I sure hope she's kidding about the herpes.
...
Until next time, ocean.
Next time!

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