SPEAK:MAR
You HAVE to be shitting me, right?
You've got more chance of getting your hands on a Orca's scrotum than you have of touching me ANYWHERE!
You've got some balls on you, I'll give you that!

BALLS:4
Now listen - if you were paying attention to what's going on rather than my jubblies, you'll know there's something weird going on in the sea.
They locals say that there's talking fish around these parts!
They also say that they once saw the face of Bob Hope in a pomegranate but I happen to believe them on this one.
Get into that ocean and find out what's going on with these fish before I harpoon you through the gizzard!
Find a talking one, catch it alive and bring it back!

SPEAK:YOU
Er, yes sir! Ma'am! Ma'am sir!

SPEAK:MAR
Idiot.

EXIT

SPEAK:YOU
(She's pretty hot when she's mad!)
(Although - come to think of it, I haven't seen her being anything else yet.)
(Well, better earn my pay I guess.)
(Here goes nothing!)

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