What's this? What's this?
There's Old folks everywhere

What's this?
Tapioca in the air

What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be working
Come on, tex, this isn't fair!

What is this?


What's this? What's this?
The bus is parked outside

What's this?
Oldies need to take a ride

What's this?
Distractions are so fancy
But the driver's getting antsy
Come on, grampsy!

What is this?


What's this?
They're bouncing off the walls
'round here
Predictably indeed
They're chasing crappy pudding,
but it's kinda what they need
Just watch them near those hazards
Oh, how badly that would end
Death is one condition
I was never trained to mend

Oh, no!
What's this?

I'm running out of time
But wait!
They're gathering in line
A-ha!
All I've got to do is get them to the door 
Then not deal with them anymore
Go home, for once, and get some sleep!
So, now, let's move these folks along
Out to the bus
Out to the bus
Oh, c'mon let's round them up!

What is this????

Retirement Home Round-Up?

Written By Ben Bair
With sincere apologies to Danny Elfman