A Message From Hitler


	So YOU are the *infamous Sgt. Jack Hardgrave! Yes, of course I'm aware of your activities in North Africa, including your recent exploits at the Kasserine Pass. Your efforts on behalf of your mongrel Amerikaner slavemasters will be for naught. In the desert you shall find no glory, only Death. Surrender now, inferior pigdog! You may think yourself clever for dynamiting my Dinosauriergruppe Train, but my plans will not be derailed so easily! Your feeble attempts to move forward as you depress the W key, as well as your desperate turns left and right by pressing the A and D keys respectively shall harm the Fatherland not in the slightest. Though you may try to flee or "sprint" from my minions by holding SHIFT* while pressing W, it will not avail you. Death shall swallow you whole! Even as you attempt to jump by pressing the SPACE BAR, or crouching by holding down CONTROL to navigate low spaces as well as increasing firearm accuracy, your minutes tick away! Most tragically for you, your weapons will be useless against my bescaled warriors. Firing at them by LEFT CLICKING or striking them with the butt of your weapon by RIGHT CLICKING will be useless! Even changing weapons by using the NUMBER KEYS or SCROLL WHEEL will be futile! Do not even attempt it!
	You may be tempted to utilizile the pathetic American machination known as GUTS Mode.Your meter will fill as your crimes against the Reich accrue. When it is filled to the top, do not press the G key! Nein! Do not believe the myth that it will make you invulnerable and allow you to pummel dinosaurs with your bare fists. These are LIES!
	As you are "pwned" by my teutonic knights and their paleo-praetorians, your inferior life shall drain away. Watch it happening on this Health Gauge. Your bullets will also dwindle along with your chances. Watch it and despair on this Ammunition Gauge.
	In closing, let me reiterate that I have dinosaurs and they will soon be devouring your flesh. The supreme will of the German people is embodied in their Fuhrer! Zeig Heil! Zeig Heil! Zeig Heil! Sincerely, Adolf Hitler