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Dear Super Diary! 

I am back to my superhero self as Supercow as once again I am needed to fight crime. I will write all my super thoughts here :)
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[diary_01_02/]
So far so good. 

In fact it's too quiet... it's always calm before the storm. 
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[diary_01_03/]
Indeed! It's getting hard!.. Today I met a snail with big beautiful eyes, but as soon as I approached him he attacked me.

The moral here is don't trust beautiful eyes. Neither at rest-time, nor in struggle.
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[diary_02_01/]
Molly the Sheep told me that she lost 20 pounds, but it looks to me like she gained 20 :)))

This level was easy. That means there's much more ahead of me.
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[diary_02_02/]
I was in such a hurry I forgot my MP3 player. But I don't mind. The sound of the wind and the flowing water is the best music.

PS: I love Pink Floyd and Eminem.
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[diary_02_03/]
There are more than these crazy snails living here in Sunny Valley. I just met a pack of mad dogs. I have to lull them all to sleep :)

And sleep is something I don't get enough of. This is both good and bad.
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[diary_02_04/]
= Super-Motto =

Live your life so you don't feel bad in the morning for wasting your time the day before.


Tomorrow I will drink some super-milk to restore my strength.
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[diary_03_01/]
I don't think Jim the Donkey really understands the level of danger that the farm is in.

Why does he worry so much when it really doesn't depend on him?

Everything depends on me, after all, I'm the superhero.
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[diary_03_02/]
I had a toy when I was young – it was a rubber mole. It was so cool. And he made a squeaking noise when you squeezed him.

The moles I met today, however, were very different. They throw rocks! Why do such aggressive animals live in this world?
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[diary_03_03/]
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Live is a strange flow of circumstances.

But a superhero doesn't need to go with the flow!!!
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[diary_03_04/]
I am hiding in the bushes as I write this. There is danger not only on land, but in the air too. Black crows are building nests in the trees.

My enemies only make me stronger... and I make them nicer.
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[diary_03_05/]
Now I will rescue Kevin the Goose. Although I remember that Kevin is one sly and crafty fox... er goose.

But it is my mission to save him.
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[diary_04_01/]
I wonder how much I could make if I sell this diary when I retire. Yuck! I'm beginning to sound like Kevin the Goose.

Superheroes don't care about money. They care about doing good deeds. Good deeds lead to fame and fortune, and money after all ;)
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[diary_04_02/]
It's also dangerous underground. There are gigantic spiders in the caves.

Many people are afraid of spiders. But cows are never afraid of them. And Supercows are never afraid of anything.
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[diary_04_03/]
I'm not going to write anything. I'm going to sleep.

And let me dream of the donkey, playing a song in my honor on his guitar.
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[diary_04_04/]
I loved to draw when I was a child. Now I don't draw, or dance, or sing.

After I save Sunny Valley I'll sign up for a drawing and dancing classes.
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[diary_04_05/]
Porcupines are completely harmless if you don't touch them.

But I'm worried about something else. The rest of the day I walked in total silence. I'm getting close to someone or something. But hush!...
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[diary_05_01/]
Oh what has happened to Bob the Pig! We went to the same school and played the same games. How could you betray the valley?
 
There's something dirty going on here... certainly more of Professor Duriarti's tricks.
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[diary_05_02/]
Duriarti Duriarti Duriarti Duriarti


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It smells like a swamp here. Time for bed... I wonder what will happen tomorrow.
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[diary_05_03/]
They say the French eat frogs.

But the frog I met today could probably eat a few Frenchmen.

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[diary_05_04/]
Take five apples, 20 plumbs, and three pears. Grate the fruit and mix it together. Let the fruit salad sit overnight. In the morning add super-milk and eat immediately after finishing your morning exercises.

* recipe for a super-breakfast *
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[diary_05_05/]
The Venus flytraps are also crazy. Instead of eating flies, they are biting cows. I think we should rename Sunny Valley to Crazy Valley.

It's all part of Duriarti sinister plans.
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[diary_06_01/]
Nick wants to be a super-rooster. I will need to talk him out of it.

If I knew in advance all the crazy things that I would have to put up with as a superhero, I probably would have stayed in the fields giving milk.
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[diary_06_02/]
They say there are over a billion kinds of insects on Earth. I used to think the most annoying of them was the mosquito.

But now I think it's the wasp. Buzzzzzzz...
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[diary_06_03/]
* Jolly Logic *
The one sitting stood up. Thus sitting one is standing.
Hairy one got bald. Thus hairy one is bald.
The horned beast broke a horn. But the one with the horns is still horny.
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[diary_06_04/]
=  super-questionnaire =
What do you think is the most dangerous animal on the planet?
- mosquito
- cow
- human
- blowfish

It's a good thing I'm a cow and not a human!!
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[diary_06_05/]
The bugs also bite. Anyway, I already knew that all the animals in Sunny Valley want to bite me, except Deja Vu mushrooms.

I guess I'm a tasty bite :)
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[diary_07_01/]
Mark the Rabbit feed me so many carrots that it is difficult for me to walk. My condition is really twice as bad when you consider I don't like carrots. 

I finished another level. I must be getting close to the end. 
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[diary_07_02/]
I met a white crow today. When it saw me it started to throw it's own eggs at me. Have you ever seen anything like it?
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My horns are itching. It will probably rain tomorrow.
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[diary_07_03/]
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The true understanding is that nobody understands anything. But everybody's right in his own way.

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[diary_07_04/]
Lots of people fly in their dreams. I fly as well. I dream of a field covered with tasty clover. I fly over it and flutter. 

I guess I will be a butterfly in my next life. 
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[diary_07_05/]
I don't believe in vampires and werewolves. But such ugly bats should end up in horror films. 

Instead of attacking honest supercows.
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[diary_08_01/]
Allie the Turkey was always prone to insanity. The adventure continues...

But the main point to the adventure is the difficulties that are fun to remember later. Right?
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[diary_08_02/]
So why are superheros called superheros and not megaheroes or hyperheroes?

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Sincerely yours, super-amazing-mega-hyper,
Simply Cow
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[diary_08_03/]
Last night I heard a suspicious noise. Like there is someone building something. 

Tomorrow I will try to figure out what it is. 
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[diary_08_04/]
You know it's a lot of hard work fighting the powers of evil. Although I have to admit, it's not easy being evil. 

Duriarti is a worthy opponent. I respect him, because I will defeat him for sure :)
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[diary_08_05/]
Before I decided to be a superhero, I wanted to be an astronaut. I wanted to be the first cow in space. 

It looks rather naive, now, but in my super lifetime, in addition to saving the Earth, I might have to save the moon too. 
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[diary_09_01/]
I've rescued Bob the Pig. I've almost reached my target. 

The final battle is coming up, and of course it will be the hardest. 
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[diary_09_02/]
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It's me :) I'm just being silly. Super-silly. 
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[diary_09_03/]
Live is really strange. 

Evil and treachery live next door to honesty and generosity, and sometimes switch places. 
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[diary_09_04/]
How unfortunate that cows can't make honey like bees.

I'm going to drink some tea with honey. I'm tired of super-milk and apples. 
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[diary_09_05/]
So what's the most important thing in our super-business?

The most important thing is keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

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[diary_10_01/]
Roger sure loves his indulgences, but I still love that old hooligan.

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The true path of a superhero is a path of Love For All Living Creatures.
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[diary_10_02/]
It looks like I'm close to where Duriarti was digging. The old man has a tendency to be pessimistic.

Why live in such hell. It's better to go to jail. And soon that's just where I'll send him.
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[diary_10_03/]
To the person who finds this diary,

If I don't live to see the light of tomorrow, then everything I own should go to the Superhero Retirement Fund.

-- I love you all,
Supercow
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[diary_10_04/]
Oh, Duriarti! Did you really think that you could destroy the world?!? Evil is always like that. Lot of evil, but zero results. 

Oh how I need a vacation. The Bahamas, Hawaii, Lhasa...
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[diary_10_05/]
These adventures are coming to an end. The only thing that is left is to rescue Bill the Bull. Ultimately I would like to say the following:

Happiness, my friends, is never "here". It is always over "there" past the violet horizon. See you at next good deeds!
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