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<dialogues>
	<dialogue id="dx_init" music="summerchill">
		<enter id="hero" block="false"/>
		<enter id="teacher" image="teachers02" index="1" right="true"/>
		<text id="teacher" text="Hello there, young hero! Do you have some time to spare?"/>
		<text id="hero" text="Sure thing, Professor Aphasia! What's up?"/>
		<text id="teacher" text="As you know, I am head of the Eccentric Research department here at the university."/>
		<text id="hero" text="Eccentric Research? You're something like a residential mad scientist then?"/>
		<text id="teacher" text="Ah-hah-hah..."/>
		<text id="teacher" text="You young minds and your clever witticisms."/>
		<set id="hero" x="-32"/>
		<set id="teacher" x="-64"/>
		<text id="teacher" text="CALL ME MAD AGAIN AND I SHALL FEED YOU TO MY LASER SHARKS!"/>
		<text id="hero" text="Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!"/>
		<set id="teacher" x="64"/>
		<text id="teacher" text="Ah, where were we. Yes, if you have some time to spare I could use your assistance."/>
		<text id="hero" text="Anything! Just name it!"/>
		<text id="teacher" text="I have recently discovered a manner in which one can travel to a parallel dimension."/>
		<text id="teacher" text="A dimension abundant with the precious element absurdium. I call it...Dimension X."/>
		<text id="hero" text="Well, THAT'S an original name."/>
		<text id="teacher" text="As you know, absurdium is used for everything from powering impulse engines to constructing near-indestructible alloys. It is also a splendid condiment."/>
		<text id="teacher" text="So you see, there is always a need for more absurdium."/>
		<text id="hero" text="Okay, so where do I come into the picture?"/>
		<text id="teacher" text="Ah, an excellent question!"/>
		<text id="teacher" text="I am in need of 100 units of absurdium, but, alas, I am ill prepared to travel to Dimension X myself."/>
		<text id="teacher" text="I shall open a rift in the time/space continuum that will allow you to travel there and fetch me the precious absurdium."/>
		<text id="hero" text="Is that really... Safe?"/>
		<text id="teacher" text="Ah-hah-hah..."/>
		<text id="teacher" text="Enough chit-chat. Return to me when you have collected the absurdium."/>
		<exit id="teacher"/>
		<text id="hero" text="I feel so reassured now..."/>
		<exit id="hero"/>
	</dialogue>
	<dialogue id="dx_mid">
		<enter id="hero" block="false"/>
		<enter id="teacher" image="teachers02" index="1" right="true"/>
		<text id="teacher" text="Have you obtained my Absurdium yet?"/>
		<text id="hero" text="Um... Well, no, not yet..."/>
		<text id="teacher" text="Well, just let me know when you have gathered it all. The portal is waiting for you right there."/>
		<exit id="teacher" block="false"/>
		<exit id="hero"/>
	</dialogue>
	<dialogue id="dx_final" music="summerchill">
		<enter id="hero" block="false"/>
		<enter id="teacher" image="teachers02" index="1" right="true"/>
		<text id="teacher" text="Excellent job, $NAME$! You've collected all the Absurdium!"/>
		<text id="teacher" text="Oh, at long last! My precious Absurdium..."/>
		<text id="hero" text="By the way, professor... What do you intend to do with it?"/>
		<text id="teacher" text="Well, if you must know I plan on using it to fuel a bigger and even better dimensional portal!"/>
		<text id="teacher" text="It's going to be the biggest portal ever!"/>
		<text id="teacher" text="That'll teach those nimwits at C.L.O.A.K. Labs to call ME a second-rate washed-out lab technician."/>
		<text id="teacher" text="Well, you've been a tremendous help! Thank you very much."/>
		<exit id="teacher"/>
		<text id="hero" text="How come I can't shake the feeling that nothing good can come of this?"/>
		<exit id="hero"/>
	</dialogue>

	<dialogue id="dx_intro">
		<enter id="hero"/>
		<text id="hero" text="$EXCLAMATION$! What is this place?!"/>
		<text id="hero" text="It's dark and strange, and full of flashing lights and weird sounds."/>
		<text id="hero" text="Reminds me of that club I used to go to."/>
		<text id="hero" text="Well, I guess I'd better start collecting that absurdium!"/>
		<exit id="hero"/>
	</dialogue>
	<dialogue id="dx_fail">
		<enter id="hero"/>
		<text id="hero" text="$EXCLAMATION$! That was hard!"/>
		<text id="hero" text="But truth and justice WILL prevail in the end! I'll just try again."/>
		<exit id="hero"/>
	</dialogue>

	<dialogue id="dx_voluntary">
		<enter id="hero" block="false"/>
		<enter id="teacher" image="teachers02" index="1" right="true"/>
		<text id="teacher" text="Hello there, $NAME$!"/>
		<text id="teacher" text="As you can see I have reopened the portal to Dimension X."/>
		<text id="hero" text="Is that really WISE, Professor?!"/>
		<text id="teacher" text="Don't worry! This time it is perfectly safe!"/>
		<text id="teacher" text="I have reduced the quantum flux power so that we can explore Dimension X without fear of any outside interference."/>
		<text id="teacher" text="Feel free to look around! This might be a useful place for you to do some training."/>
		<exit id="teacher"/>
		<text id="hero" text="Maybe he's right... It DOES look safe here."/>
		<text id="hero" text="But I can't shake the feeling that strange slobbering beasts are lurking behind every corner!"/>
		<exit id="hero"/>
	</dialogue>
</dialogues>