[Belacqua]

I don't speak to other shapeforms much: they're even more pretentious than meatwads like Nix.  They just think they know everything; spending their time drifting around gossiping about each other.  Bitching about Charon is the shapeform national sport.

I suppose I've always been an outsider.  Nix elevated me from minor status...well, until you arrived.  But let's not dwell.

Shapeforms used to meddle in human affairs a lot more until Charon ascended.  He basically shoved them in the corner and let the humans run riot over the shape.  They weren't too pleased but there wasn't much they could do.

Oh, don't think because I'm telling you this, it means I've warmed to you.  I still consider you an odious spot of decay on the shining tooth of this organisation.