[Belacqua]

What, you again?  Don't say much, do you?

Nix told me that I'm supposed to explain things to you even further; the fact is that I'd rather punch a sleeping tiger while listening to a compilation album consisting of nothing but free jazz.

I was the main Tactician here at Petrov's Shard for a while, but it looks like I'll be handling more hacking duties while you shuffle the vatform troops around.  

They cost a fair bit, so don't go suiciding them into enemy shotgunners and then giggling.

Trust me, I can tell if you're giggling.

I look forward to working with you in the same way I look forward to my quarterly defragmentation session.
