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Welcome to Atom Zombie Smasher.

The Zed war is over and we are bleeding. As the last graduating class of Nuevos Aires Orbital Command¹, it's up to you and your brethren to staunch the wounds.

Take stock of your command station: a keyboard, a mouse, and a full spectrum monitor. At this very moment, assault and emergency response teams await your orders.

Today shall be the most beautiful day you will ever experience. You will evacuate cities, plucking civilians from the jaws of Zed. You will obliterate Zed swarms with a faraway gaze and a click of a button. You will feel no horror, no remorse, no pity. God keep our land glorious and free.

¹ During the 1960 NAOC graduation ceremony, orbital school LITTLE MACHO suffered quarantine breach. Once evacuation procedures were completed, Capitan-for-life Haroulla Polycarpou flagrantly broke protocol and launched the space station toward an unknown vector. Her final words: "This isn't brave. This is murder."
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